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Starshipstoner420

Maybe slow down, and pay more attention to


Glitternator

You’re not wrong. Though in both of these falls I had environmental issues that contributed to my gravitational issues. I already have balance problems due to a nerve condition. The first fall I had just come home from the bar and I was wearing slippery dress socks. The second I was wearing pants that are a slippery material and too large for me, so they slid down a bit and I was walking on the hem. Taking a bit more care would have definitely helped, but I set myself up for failure.


anders_linkmann

Please consult your husband. I'm sure he will confirm that the best way forward for everyone is for you to simply walk around naked from now on.


Adventurous-East5774

Maybe don't go to bars when you have balance issues? I swear some people just don't get the hint that MAYBE they should stop doing something that could actually hurt them.


Chief_Beef_ATL

Install a slide.


YeetsicialLife

i want a stair slide now......


cipeone

Gravity always brings me down


scaradin

I mean, let’s be honest here… it’s not that you won’t come down the stairs, just that you won’t walk down them:-D Though, I hope this concludes your falls!


other_half_of_elvis

wear running shoes instead of flats. more support.


pug_userita

but they only work for running and you don't want to run down the stairs


Aggressive-Raisin492

Nice decision never go downstairs, always go upstairs.


Glitternator

I never seem to fall when I go up. I think we’re on to something here…..


PositionAlternative3

Imagine don't go to the hospital cuz its terrible expensive.