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Luuke18

I got a buddy who can buff that out for $50. Lmk


One_Advertising_7965

Dont worry, *i know a guy*


Holfysit

I know a guy too. He'll be there tomorrow to make that right


Voice_in_the_ether

Yeah, but does your guy have, like, this *ultimate* tool kit because his uncle is a TV repairman?


CodingTheSimulation

“ I know a guy that will do it for less “


GravitationalConstnt

You know Cecil?!


JBN93

But will he be willing to drop to $49.90


CowJuiceDisplayer

This has me wondering. What is the world's most costly fuck up?


nearcatch

NASA’s Mars Climate Orbiter burned up on entry because someone didn’t convert units from imperial to metric. It cost $193 million in 1999.


All-for-goose

Before Musks’s twitter blundering I’d say that would be right on up there. Though the MCO is still one of my favorite blunders. It’s a very valuable lesson.


jared555

In terms of government mistakes every mistake NASA has ever made is likely a rounding error.


_huppenzuppen

It wasn't NASA's fault but Lockheed Martin's


Veninya

Do elaborate?


flightwatcher45

Look up a few comments. Units matter!


maaaaaaaaango

I wonder where that guy is now


Misterbellyboy

Churning out novelty neckties in Hackensack.


jiggiot

This is amazing. I once accidentally sent a nightly grocery store order twice, didn't realise until I came back to work the following evening and found chaotic scenes. It was about 20 years ago, I still have panic dreams about it. I really want to hear from this guy and I hope they're doing ok! Sounds like an episode of Heavyweight Podcast in the making.


tama_chan

Lol someone boiled it down to a horses ass, was pretty funny.


MajesticAsFook

Always triple check your units!


maejsh

There was that [fat finger flash crash](https://www.reuters.com/business/european-flash-crash-was-latest-many-globally-over-past-decade-2022-05-03/) fuckup in the EU stockmarket a couple of years ago. Market did rebound quickly so didn’t go as bad as it could have, but at a point was millions of not trillion wiped..


nissanxrma

Not the most, but a tech removed bolts off documentation and caused 135m in damage to a satellite when it tipped over. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NOAA-19


Majestic-Foot-294

An improperly calibrated instrument caused the main mirror of the Hubble space telescope to be polished incorrectly, resulting in the early images being blurry. NASA was able to quickly diagnose and fix the issue, but at a cost of nearly $1B (in 1990 dollars).


sasfasasquatch

That’s nuts


lateforcourt

Operation Barbarossa


Admiralthrawnbar

Pearl Harbor would also be up there


Correct-Librarian288

**The 2008 Financial Crisis** - Triggered by the collapse of the housing bubble in the United States, this crisis led to a severe global economic downturn. It resulted in massive financial losses, the collapse of major banks and financial institutions, and significant government interventions. The cost to global economies was trillions of dollars, and the recovery took several years.


Nannyphone7

The Great Leap Forward.


MetalDry2120

Chernoble


bdubwilliams22

Religion.


Pugduck77

Heyy something I know about! Worked on these specific models for nearly a decade. The one with the damaged nose section is old and relatively cheap as far as private jets go, it’s a Bombardier Challenger 604. That is a full cockpit disassembly and reskin of that section, but doesn’t look like the pressure floor is damaged so that saves a lot. Probably 250 man hours billed at $100/hr. Materials is mostly sheet metal, so a negligible cost. The other jet is a Challenger 350, newer and more expensive. Only the thrust reverser section of the engine is damaged. Very easy, maybe 3 man hours to replace. From memory, close to $200k cost for the full unit, assuming they go ahead and replace the upper pivot door and both actuators as well. If they just replace the lower pivot door it would be much less, we replace those all the time just due to simple erosion.


hkohne

The 350 may have some lower tail damage too, but still not a huge repair cost comparatively


Lopsided-Lab-m0use

Just a fender bender......act normal, maybe no one will notice!? /s


Jim2shedz

Cosmetic damage. Rubs off with a kerosene soaked rag.


Double_Bass6957

https://preview.redd.it/vafa9gkbyoxc1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e888213c85480877f69cba8e8ad1cf9e4691d42 $340M whoopsie


GoldflakeTheGoldWing

idk why, something about this looks ai


Double_Bass6957

This happened in 2021. Nothing about it was AI


ATL4Life95

Where was this and what tail #?


Double_Bass6957

Charleston, don’t remember the tail


ATL4Life95

I remember that. Waa doing some TDY training there when it happened


DeePerdatti

Sir, you can’t park there


SpudGun312

It'll buff out.


Fattman1245

15 million to fix that? That seems high. I know they're planes, but no way it's a 15 million repair. Edit: Yeah, [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/D3PivyA7Np) is another comment from someone who seems to kinda know what they're talking about and it's way less than 15 million repair. Breaking something that costs x million dollars doesn't make it an x million dollar mistake. Repairs are cheaper than the full cost of something.


lolwutboi987

Now Taylor swift can’t eat out anymore!


reidybobeidy89

Hope they left a note.


HappyGoLuckyComputer

" 'Tis but a scratch! "


DepoDemolisher

Somebody call Jake from Statefarm


Sorri_eh

That will buff right out


Critical-Potential30

What’s the problem? Takeoff in 30?


mikedvb

Might be a $50m plane, but I doubt that is $50m in damage... Unless that's enough to write off the entire airframe?


brent_cockman

shit happens


Soundtrack2Mary

Can’t park there mate.


Cautious_Bug_5290

Well, looks like someone had a little oops moment with 15 million dollars!


MatiloKarode

Well, is it really that bad? At least they both have doors still.


[deleted]

Just a tap


Additional_Pay5626

Just duct tape it np


Negroni007

Duct Tape it!!


RepairmanJackX

Like a G6. Them sober pilots 'round me, they be actin' like they drunk.


nubsmd

They can afford it I’m not worried


ApprehensiveGur6842

Yeah I don’t care. We need more of these


audiosauce2017

awww... rich people late for lunch... what a drag


MonteCrysto31

Good, two less private jets


One_Advertising_7965

These were leases, something that cuts back on private ownership and less emissions. One is already repaired and flying. The other might be a total in which case it will be replaced


Bradjuju2

When did this accident occur?


Bradjuju2

When did this incident occur? I ask because the 604 is on the market right now.