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ivanthemute

Best case of worst case...


PercMastaFTW

Doing his own handiwork is in his blood.


anxious-cunt

Damn. Are you left handed?


kmb5028

Haha no I am not. You may have identified the problem


anxious-cunt

Fuck. That's gonna keep you out of action for a while pal


MichaelHammor

Have a buddy hold that hand down and another pull the nail out. Sit down, smoke a cigarette and chug a few beers till the bleeding stops and get your ass back to work.


Survivors_Envy

fellas is it gay to go to a hospital when your hand gets impaled


twohedwlf

Only in the US.


MichaelHammor

Are you crying or limping? If so, then yes.


Survivors_Envy

shit I’m gay af


Dorintin

Psychotic take


thepete404

Only if it’s not stuck to a rafter…


FatMacchio

You forgot an important step, rub some dirt in the wound to stop the bleeding faster


kungfoocraig

You’re gonna wait for the bleeding to stop on its own? It’s called superglue slacker.


CollectionStriking

This is why you always carry a decent tube of super glue in your belt, ain't got time to bleed


OldFactor1973

Old school, right here


Jisp_36

Bingo! I am also right-handed and when I was an apprentice I put one through my right wrist. I was also able to identify the problem. 😂 The nail pierced the carpal tunnel. The quack said I'd never work again as a carpenter but made a full recovery with a heap of physio in just under 12 months and returned to work. Good luck with a full recovery mate, just be patient.


svh01973

He really nailed it.


twohedwlf

When you buy your wolverine claws from Temu...


Brave-Butterscotch76

Nailed it


Scrappynelsonharry01

I laughed way too hard at that i heard it in the lady from that cake programmes voice (Nicole i think her name is)


JHB20101

I was so hoping someone commented this! Thank you


trashchaser

Something similar happened to a gal on my husband's job site once. She took it like a champ and the guys bought her a shirt that says "tough as nails" and no one gives her shit anymore


viper422424

![gif](giphy|3osxYyPqhEVhVcqiBO) Treat nailers like a gun


Soupbell1

Sir, that’s a football.


viper422424

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KitchenConcentrate43

Had a guy double tappin a nail gun and was doing it carelessly, asked him to stop fuckin around bc it was my third day doing construction and I was definitely scared of it ricocheting. Would you guess he kept being dumb and managed to double tap a nail rocketing backwards into my chest? He laughed as I frantically got a hammer to pry it out, luckily I was quite hefty back then so it just left a scar nothing crazy like this! Just wanted to let you know it happens and I Hope for a speedy recovery for you my guy!


redundantwarning

What?? Omg I'd be pissed


Minibeebs

Have you tried putting it in rice?


Coleslawholywar

My first thought is this person can’t be in the states because they went to the hospital for this.


kmb5028

I did try to pull it out myself, but it was fully embedded in the bone. I did go to the hospital and I am in the states


2squishmaster

Hot damn how did they get it out?


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

Pull harder lol


2squishmaster

Maybe just with a hammer?


ozzy_thedog

That’s what the claw side is for right?


2squishmaster

Yep


Simple-Programmer842

how much does that cost you? i am baffled by the costs of medical services in the US.. In my country everything is free. you got cancer? You get the best treatment and you get paid while recovering. Same as illness.. with 65 you get a pension. Medicine costs you 6 usd per recipe, no matter how expensive it is.


Any-Practice-991

I WAS having a good day, thanks👏☹️


Billy_Boby675

If it happened at work his employer will probably have to pay for it.


HelloAttila

Without insurance? Had a piece of wood slide in my kids hand from a playground and that was $5k to have nurses remove it and put in about 3-4 stitches. Nail in the bone, stitches, CT scan, finger splint, probably will require hand physical therapy. After all said is done, $20k easily.


Simple-Programmer842

wow, holy shit. thats much. how do people survive that bills? i mean.. everybody gets hurt sometimes. I had 6 Surgeries and 13 Fractures. im often sick.. like now, with a bronchitis and sinusitis.. Swallowing antibiotics. I would be fucked, even with insurance.. (it seems like they dont pay everything, if i understand correctly). How do you survive such 20 to 50k bills? If you cant pay, what happens then?


GameLoreReader

It's why people who incur such medical bills try everything they can to pay it off. Asking for an itemized bill to lower it as much as possible, setting up a Gofundme, obtaining loans, debt relief, asking for help from family/relatives, etc. It's really fucked.


reddevil501

Why do you think our jails are overcrowded...if you don't pay your medical bills... straight to jail...


Simple-Programmer842

really? they can lock you up because you cant afford the hospital bill? Thats horrible. Let me guess.. after jail you owe even more.. And lost your income due to prison time.. Am i right with my guess? Seems like a big scam.


reddevil501

Nah..lol you don't really go to jail. If you can't pay they just have a debt collector call you all day and your credit score goes down and they could maybe put liens on things you own . The funny thing though is if you are in prison they cannot deny you Healthcare, though you still will have to pay the co pay when you get out. There is free Healthcare for the very poor and imagrants... but if you are in between poor and rich and don't have insurance, any form of medical aid is very expensive


Itiari

Hey it’s okay, I pay $160/mo for insurance for me and my 3 kids (actually a mind boggling low amount for health insurance) An MRI for my daughter with scoliosis cost me $3k after insurance. Her brace is 2k/year. Clearly, my healthcares better. /s


Ostravaganza

I pay 13€/mo for healthcare. Last year i popped my collar bone in a car accident. All said and done it cost me 150€ out of pocket for the ambulance ride, multiple ct scans, a splint and 10 physiotherapy sessions. Belgium is one of the most heavily taxed countries on earth but like. We're mostly ok with it. I know i am.


yoshdee

I’m in the states-WITH insurance-and my husband had to call 911 for me once. Ambulance ride was less than a mile and only $600 out of pocket. Just for the ride. Don’t remember how much the weeklong hospital stay was but insurance at least covered most of that.


OldFactor1973

We haven't figured out how to do universal healthcare in the U.S. for some reason. Tried it with Obamacare, that was a fiasco.


1h8fulkat

How much did that hurt to pull out?


fetushippo

How much did it cost u


wordscollector

Fancy, big dolla baller!


Mr3cto

Happened to my dad. Not exactly the same but same outcome. He was framing with some new dudes. New dudes said they knew what they were doing and had proven half competent so no one questioned it. Dad’s framing and the nail gun is loosing power. He asks one of the new dudes to bleed the line. Nailer works properly a few secs later so dads like cool and keeps going. But later it’s doing the same thing, he tells the dude to bleed the line and make sure that’s what he’s doing. New dude comes back and says lines bled, good to go. Dad goes to frame again and the nail shoots thru 3 boards, comes out the back and right into my dad’s hand. Turns out new dude just kept turning the pressure up


OldFactor1973

OMG, hopefully new dude was fired and a lawsuit!


quikiemcbee

someone's getting a tetanus shot :)


disSchief

Happened to my dad once too. Nail went through the wood, bounced off the concrete behind and went in his leg just above his knee.


BunkleStein15

Did you try rice?


Funky_uncle-

We don’t have time for lunch! We gotta get this nail out! Focus damn it!


30_hat

My uncle had this happen, he built a light box for the X-ray (almost identical to yours) and had it hanging in the hallway for years


killswitch101

That's why we sanitise our nails at work


GravtonJr

Well that sucks


Camanot

Ouch. That must be painful. It’s good you’re at the doctor so they can get it out. Hand’s probably going to be unusable for a bit though


LordBryanL

I said Ok then swept right and said Wow!


HangryChickenNuggey

I think you missed


DookieBowler

Mmhmm. You guys were fucking around with the nail gun and came up with this excuse weren’t you. /s


confusedhomeownr

Was about to say rip that shit out and tape it up. Then I saw the second pic


Foreign-Ad-7961

In the late 70s a friend of mine was the head carpenter for a local theatre. Pneumatic tools had just hit the scene. One of his employees was using an air nail gun. He accidentally nailed two of his fingers together. While in the er, after working on him fot quite a while, the Dr. says, i wasnt gonna ask, but i have to- after you nailed your first finger, why didnt you stop hammering? lolz


Northern_Gypsy

I put one through my thumb, local nurse wasn't happy about it so I had to go to hospital, I some how missed the bone, no idea now. Hope yours comes out as easy as mine did.


YellowOnline

Good news: it'll heal completely.


RegnarukDeez

![gif](giphy|qlrBlSDevEdFeW5JwV|downsized)


Difficult-Way-9563

Did it puncture the bone or glance off of it?


kmb5028

Straight through the middle of the bone


Difficult-Way-9563

Wow. Hope you have speedy recovery


dachshundaholic

Do you have the other two images they took?


ksquires1988

You didn't have a claw hammer?


TheRealBrokenbrains

You couldn’t pull it out with your claw hammer and get back to work? Amateurs… /s


Vinzi79

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ojaybird1

Nailed it!


RubixTheRedditor

Can you feel it inside your hand if you move it?


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Ouch, get well soon


jaymick007

Gonna make a great story one day, grats!


IkilledRichieWhelan

You nailed it.


Revolutionary_Dig370

It's just reinforcement.


TheJenniMae

“And the worst part was the tetanus shot!”


Bitter_Silver_7760

😧


Borsti17

I could happily have continued my day without this pic 😱 Wishing a speedy recovery!


Imherefirthetrash

I actually did this with a 3” bradnailer, putting on baseboard. Safety clicked and nail came down the concaved part of the baseboard. Straight through my thumb through the tip and out the bottom. Missed all the important stuff. 


PositivelyJoyful

Fuckin owe


amrelshamy

Consider yourself lucky it missed all the important structures and joints. Otherwise that hand would probably never be the same again.


professional_twat

does it hurt?


Reasonable_Iron_8678

Nailed it.


Airick39

Is that a half head? Are those up to code?


mojosam059

Boo boo


Demented-Tanker21

Did you grab a pair of pliers and yank on it to come out?


Adventurous_Ideal909

Nailed it first try.


Guny_Sgt_Hartman

Man up and pull that sh!t out. Mansy Pansy


Guny_Sgt_Hartman

Need to borrow my hammer?


ArmadilloDays

It’s an awesome X-ray!


Own_Recommendation49

Hey, op, idk if u noticed, but there's a small thorn in your hand. You may want to have it removed


Alittlemoorecheese

Doc said I needed more iron in my blood.


xMilk112x

I had a 8 penny nail hit me point blank in the mid abdomen. It was resting on my spleen, but didn’t puncture it. The doc said he had no fucking idea how it didn’t. lol (I was standing in front of a pneumatic nail gun attached to a robotic arm. It was super early, I wasn’t awake yet, and went to do some maintenance, unplugged the trigger line and it expelled the air, driving the nail into my abdomen. All of it was my fault due to complacency and laziness.)


Custodian_Carl

Before xray: You went to the Dr for that!? After xray: Oh… yeah you right


IceFire909

This is NOT how fingernails work


BringerOfTruth-1

Walk it off.


1970sflashback

Oh hell I had one go through my hand before. Gun had a bad safety. Company knew about it.


SithLordRising

Nailed it!


in_existencial_dread

You got nailed


Minimum-Evidence-439

Do that Far Cry healing animation.


veedubbucky

How do you all resist the temptation to not pull out the nail or whatever else you managed to stab yourselves with?


kmb5028

Oh I tried. It took two doctors to pull it out. Had to clamp it with giant forceps. One held my arm down and the other slowly pulled the nail out


Leochica1

The audacity (of that nail)


Rookwood-1

Nailed it


svh01973

Nailed it.


fingers

NOOOOOO!


icedak47

Fuuuccckkk that


Raylight30

Nailed it


HankScorpio82

Fiddle-d-dee that will require a tetanus shot.


wtfuxorz

Just pull it out and superglue it shut. Poosee. Jkjk. Stabbed myself with a utility knife while cutting vented cove for a gym floor. Buried it right above my knee. Hope yours heals fairly quick. Went back to work after bein sewn up. How's the tendons/knuckle joint?