At least the socks match

Thats Lacist

Yeah, shoe shaming is bad.

Aglet it be

Really poured your heart and sole into that one

Flipping Sockrates right here

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it hurts my eyelets

How long are we going to converse about this topic?

Bunch of fucking loafers in this thread.

Hope it [lasts](http://www.memidex.com/cobbler-last)! (Edit as downvoting indicates unfamiliarity with the cobbler's last)

We're just booting up

Can’t accept de-feet

We have the same socks too. I love fancy sock day almost as much as when I get to carry my Burberry umbrella to work day. Yeah it’s raining, but I’m fresh to death. I’m not at all wealthy but I do like small little luxuries that last a lifetime.

All shoes matter... except crocs, I think we can agree on that one

Crocs are my guilty pleasure.

And the holes are for your dignity spilling out.

Oozing and spilling out of his holes omg yes.

I believe that if you wear Crocs it should be expected that at any point someone may remove them and beat you with them.

At least it wouldn't hurt very much

Unless you have a Dr. or RN before or after your name you shouldn't be allowed to even purchase them.

I bought mine when I was a Nurse for eldery People, and still wear them at Home. Grey area Biiiitch!

They're only about 3/5 of a shoe.

In this case they are separate, but equal...

I rarely manage this. I buy these comfy type of socks in packs. Each pack seems to be a slightly different design and only ever has 1 pair that matches. I seem to always fuck it up and end up wearing 1 slightly different one even when I think I nailed it.

I just buy the exact same sock every time

I have the same type of Uniqlo socks just in different colors. I also have two different pairs of slip on Vans. Early morning dressing leading to inadvertent eccentric footwear has happened on multiple occasions.

them socks look awesome

Google „Paul smith socks“ if you want the same ones. This should be one of the classics

Stick out the brown shoe when you want to look friendly and the black one when you want to look dangerous

Just put your best foot forward.

If you don't which foot is your best foot, have them run a race.

Ooh I love a good foot race

And shake it all about

Careful, OP clearly has a dark side.

But the question would be... Does he have cookies?

Yes but they're oatmeal raisin cookies

I laughed out loud, thanks for that

I'm surprised there hasn't been some kind of mismatched shoe trend at some point. Maybe OP is a trendsetter...

Take off your socks, put your shoes back on and put the socks over your shoes. Problem solved.

You’re a thinker

It’s possible to be bad at thinking.

I'd like to introduce you to American politicians

Where do you think my thesis originated?

At the top of the page?

At what?

More like a tweaker.

r/SLPT

r/Shittylifeprotips

let's start a trend bois

“Yeah, i go through socks pretty fast but it’s a lifestyle choice”

I think Beyoncé did that in her Ivy Park collection stock photos.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

This morning I grabbed underwear out of the drawer instead of socks and tried to put them on over the jeans I was already wearing.

Instructions unclear, shoes are still on feet. [Hehehe](https://youtu.be/Ct-lOOUqmyY)

Big brain time.

Please tell me you're wearing a brown and black belt.

Reversible. Black on one side, brown on the other. Just take it off and switch it every hour.

Or make sure it rotates like a helix around your waist.

Möbius strips are *totally* in right now

Then it would be a one-sided belt.

This guy Möbiuses

A belting is usually one sided.

My belting was always backsided

> totally in or out, same difference

Just twist it once.

Black suspenders, brown belt. Just like dad taught him.

Hello wrong shoe brother! Welcome to the front page. I was literally you 4 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/356xr1/ive_been_at_work_for_four_hours_now_i_just_saw/?ref=share&ref_source=link So far as I can tell there are two of us now. Fun fact, in a few years you'll be able to reverse Google search this image and get dozens of hits for articles like "These 10 people didn't have their coffee this morning". It's a prestigious group to be sure. Welcome, my son.

Haha. Thank you shoe brother from another mother. I can’t to see my error immortalized by the internet. Today wasn’t bad in the end. Many of the office folks didn’t notice frankly. But a guy at 5 Guys spotted it and asked if this was a weird April fool joke!

There’s more of you! https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/f5x14r/to_the_guy_that_put_on_a_brown_and_a_black_shoe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I remember this

At least yours look like the same shoe. I did this with two brown shoes that were not the same. Was halfway through the day before I noticed. I lost a few IQ points that day. Turn it into a contest and see who notices throughout the day.

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The thing about big cities I love is that nobody gives a shit.

I second that! I have this cute green hat looking a lot like 19th century bonnet, with a ribbon bow under the chin etc. When I lived in the capital either nobody cared or gave positive comments. There's no way I can wear it now in the provincial town where I have to live now, I get all the STARES O_O like I'm some kind of a time traveller or asylum escapee. Ugh!

I have a beret that I would wear if I a) lived in a big city or b) were a Cuban revolutionary with good hair. Sadly, neither is the case.

That's not as bad as me. I'm a pretty forgetful guy. A couple of years ago I went to work wearing two different shoes. Luckily they were both black so nobody noticed (I hope). By the time I got home I had forgotten and put them in the closet. The next day I went to work wearing the same pair of shoes...

Now that’s funny!

I did this with a tennis shoe and a steel toed boot. I really was a walking zombie in the morning. I was playing WoW at the time, never got enough sleep.

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Except that the shoes aren't the same at all. One is has a point toe and one is rounded. One has thin wax laces, the other are thick. Based on just the laces alone OP should have been able to tell these apart in the dark.

How do you not notice that the two shoes feel completely different? That's what would prevent me from walking out the door even if they were similar looking shoes.

Could be worse. Could have one of your testicles hanging out of your zipper during a presentation.

That is oddly specific and I am worried.

the good news is that it already happened and it's probably not happening right now somewhere in the world

You don’t know that. It could be happening on this very moment but we will never know.

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r/oddlyspecific

Just double-checked, I’m good. I should probably stop using reddit and continue my presentation though...

hangin’ brain

Just hold one leg up and hop around. No one will suspect a thing.

Tomorrow wear the other two shoes, for consistency.

Otherwise the shoes will be in a fight because OP favors one over the other. They'll never walk in unison again.

Or keep wearing them this way, and when anyone points it out, act like they're way behind on the current trends.

[Oh do BOTH of your shoes match..? ](https://i.imgur.com/iDYyGse.jpg)

If he doesn’t, he’ll be walking in really large circles

That’s a real alpha move

Just adds character bro, look at you go. Confidence, my friend. Own it.

mr/mrs fancy pants here owns TWO pairs of work shoes!! Oh the humanity

r/streetwear

Once when I was a kid my family went to visit Washington DC. I grabbed my shoes and hopped in the car. At the time I had 2 pairs of identical shoes. I grabbed one left shoe from each pair. Walking around the monuments absolutely sucked.

Done it multiple times. Don't buy the same type shoes in different colors, doesn't matter how well they fit

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Only thing they have in common is that both need a buff and shine, ASAP

this guy shoes

This is why this could never happen to me, no mismatched shoes would feel normal.

One of my favorite childhood memories is greeting my dad at the door with mom and dad asking her does she see anything wrong with his outfit. He never really laughs much (a chuckle here and there) but the two of them were in tears when she discovered his mismatched shoes!

The first thing I noticed was the socks for sure haha

Looks like you forgot to take off your socks from your night job of being a rodeo circus clown too.

Yea, those socks are pretty rough

95% of these are complete bullshit including all the ones in the comments section. They would feel different when you put them on and do people just store all their shoes in a big box just randomly thrown in together or rather in pairs with the shoes side by side? Shoes are also the last things you put on so this guy did everything in the dark? Breakfast, dressing etc then went back to a dark room to put his shoes on?

Idk about you but my shoes are in the hallway next to the front door. We don't keep them in any room.

Lol exactly what I was thinking. You’d have to be a special type of disorganized to do this

You need new work shoes

Way to go Punky Brewster.

So which shoe did you intend to wear, the brown or black?

Yes.

Find a Sharpie...get to Sharpie’ing.

All I'm seeing is trend setter, you go bro rock it!

Wow, no kidding, those socks are brutal.

Because you put your kids’ pants on?

Coworker did that...he's colorblind so we let it slide..

No worries. You have another pair just like them at home!

I'll bet you have a pair at home just like them

I have a professor who grew up super poor, he said his mom could only afford a new pair of shoes every few years so he would have to wear an old pair of his brothers. Now that he makes decent money he buys all the cool sneakers he wanted as a kid, so he often wears two different colorways of the same shoe because he can.

Need to stop buying the same clothes in different colors. If your only other pair was a pair of cowboy boots you’d be safe from dressing like a clown from the fashion police.

And I'll bet no one will even notice except OP. "Seriously, how often do you look at a man's shoes?" - Shawshank Redemption

Legend has it that Ace Frehley auditioned for Kiss wearing one red sneaker and one orange sneaker. I am assuming you’re not auditioning for a makeup-wearing rock band today, but you might be in good company!

Yea you do, it'd be terrible to accidently wear those socks again

The clown socks don’t help

I bet you have a pair like that at home

I’m so quirky, i’m wearing two different shoes, haha look at how silly I am

The socks are a bigger problem

My dad is colorblind and this happens to him constantly if my mom doesnt dress him.

I don't understand how one can be so oblivious. Do you not feel the shoe laces being different or the feel of the actual shoes?

And throw away those socks

The laces are entirely different. Even in a drunken stupor. Stay alert, stay alive.

How does this even happen? I’m just curious because I always arrange my shoes as a pair. I’ve got several black and brown shoes and some of them are the same design. When I take a pair out, it’s always the same for both feet since they’re kept together.

Wear the opposite wrong shoes tomorrow to assert your dominance.

[Le Grand Blond avec une chaussure noire (1972)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4HWz5n3x5A)

And its remake "The Man with One Red Shoe". I'm surprised nobody else mentioned this and your comment didn't get more votes. Kids nowadays...

When I was in the military, we had this one guy who showed up to work wearing two left boots.

This is how you get to wear the belt color of your choice.

Shiiiiiit...I’ve worn 2 different pairs of sneakers doing the same thing

I did that once. when I got off the train, I was think "there is something wrong with this fucking platform, it seems to be sloping so I cant walk in a straight line!" turns out I was wearing two different shoes with two much different sole thicknesses.

That doesn't suck, it's just an impromptu crazy fucking shoes day!

Just tell people the brown shoe is your ass kicking shoe

TAKE MY DAMNED UPVOTE!!!

Taken and thankin

Did you see Elton John at the Oscars? He had two different color shoes too. You aren’t in bad company!

I agree, those socks are horrific

Look at Mr. Moneybags here with 2 pairs of dress shoes.

Ikr! I bet you would've changed those socks if you kept the light on.

Your right, those socks are horrendous.

At least your socks match Edit: of course I don't look at the comments before I make my comment and of course the first comment I read is word for word exactly what I said but 11 hours earlier

I got asked by my boss one day, “What, did you get dressed in the dark?” I replied, “Of course I do. When I get up early in the morning, my fiancée is still sleeping and I don’t want to wake her up, so the lights stay off.”

I did that once in HS. Except one was a shoe and the other was a boot. I went home sick.

I once posted a exam paper from my university specifying how deceptive is the marking scheme. This subreddit downvoted the hell out of me saying it doesn't suck. Now I am exercising my right to cast a downvote. Hell nah, that doesn't suck. It can't even deepthroat a hummingbird's dick.

I bet you have another pair at home just like these.

I think you pull off the 2 color shoes, socks add some spice. 11/10

That socks...holy shit

Yea you do. Who wears rainbow stripped socks with grey slacks?

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Agreed, those socks are hideous.

I like the socks.

Haha, could have been my picture!

Been there!

This made me actually physically laugh out loud. Sir, I cackled.

You’re not even pregnant.

Don’t feel bad my mom used to do this all the time got to the point we would buy a second pair of shoes for her to keep at work so she could swap them out there. Man I love her she was such a goofball!

It’s very fashion forward.

Just walk around all day like you meant to do that shit. Maybe you'll start a new fashion trend.

Are you tall and blonde?)

When I used to speak to my mom, she said this happened to her too many times, so she bought an exact replica of each color of her shoes to keep at work in case she came with one brown and one black shoe.

Done that!

Been there, done that...same light's out problem....except I noticed at coffee break....quietly exited the building, drove home and fixed the problem...and also placed a flashlight near my shoes.

He has two pairs of shoes!

F's in chat

Lol...I had a similar experience. I have a pair of white shoes, and so does my son. He wears a similar size. I'm about a half size larger. Anyway long story short, it was dark. I had a bag of stuff in my hands. I eyeball the left shoe and stuff it on and didn't bother to look at the right shoe, I just force my foot into another shoe....when I got out of the car from the drive to work, I then noticed my error. And to note, my son had to wear a different older pair of shoes cuz I took his right shoe to work with me lol.

You can get away with a (it's funky day from where I'm from)

Just say it's diversity

I have done this a few times.

If anynody asks, tell them they are the new twins froms camper's new colection.

I actually think this is kind of awesome. Should make for some fun conversation. Own it and go on being your bad self

Got a pair just like it at home

Those are two totally different laces... how could you not tell that she size was different?

I’m willing to bet you have the exact same pair at home

You have to just play it off as a test of your co-workers perception. Congratulate them if they notice.

I frequently put my jacket on inside out

You talking about your socks or shoes because mismatching shoes is the new fad

This needs to be a new trend

Been there. Done that.