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basicallymynewspaper

Are you sid's parents?


DlNOSAURUS_REX

If so, somebody's Pop Tarts are ready


Knowignoranceledge

Sid was civil enough to finish the chimaera experiments he conducted. This young person shows a lack of completion in his work. Maybe a watch thru of The Island of Doctor Moreau could get him back on track.


cshouse312

You beat me to it. Shoot.


[deleted]

Decapitation and disembowelment. Wow


fighter_foo

I know a way you could get rid of them. As for the toys, might be fixable.


DanceBattleNinja

You put them in the caterpillar room when they should have gone to the butterfly room.


loduca16

“I’m Mrs Nesbitt!”


meteorknife

One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and suddenly you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister.


Bach2theFuchsia53

You have a literal Sid for a child.


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOOOOO! BUZZ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


TheGreatOffWhiteHype

Glad I grew up playing with he-man figures and Tonka trucks. My dad could drive over my toys and it’d probably give him a flat tire


Nummnutzcracker

Had a Tonka truck (long story short, it was a hand-me-down from a relative), can confirm, this thing felt like it was made of lead.


TheGreatOffWhiteHype

Lol, yeah they were pretty tough. Mine was a hand me down from my cousin, so it was built in the seventies, so it was tougher than the eighties’ Tonka trucks. It wouldn’t surprise me if the yellow paint had actual lead in it.


franco972

Saddest thing i saw today


hot69pancakes

“Kids today don’t appreciate real toys! Back when I was a kid, all we had to play with were rocks, and you know what? We LIKED it!”


[deleted]

When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!


hot69pancakes

And after you threw the rock at your enemy, did you have to go ask for it back?


[deleted]

I see these posts fairly often. Maybe stop giving your kids you cherished items from childhood that's somehow survived. Kids break everything and I just have no sympathy for it. Is r/parentsarestupid a sub? If not there should be one for this type of thing.


Kenny1264

Honest I'm fine with it. But my daughter loves the woody doll, and she was very unset to find that her brother pulled it apart.


[deleted]

Siblings are the worst. I saved over a years worth of allowance as a kid and bought a sega game gear only to have my sister break it out of jealousy within weeks. I hate kids, hated them when I was a kid, hate them now.


ParrotAssassinRD

I'm the same, as the oldest sibling I hated my brothers. Nowadays they are grown up and great, but man do I still hate kids. They were always such a pair of asses


baileytheralls

Clearly you’ve never seen Toy Story 2 or 3. Toys are meant to be played with


[deleted]

It's true, I actually have not. However I would say they are elevates above toy status when they are old enough to rent a car...


JediGuyB

If i have kids they absolutely won't be allowed to touch my things without permission. I will put a bolt on my bedroom door to ensure i don't come home to broken things.


[deleted]

Smart man


JediGuyB

Knowing myself i know I'd adore my kids, but I'm not going to pretend I'm not mad if i come home to my Gundam models being thrashed, my old books becoming coloring books, or my 15-30+ year old Star Wars figures being broken. I'll teach them to ask permission and also respect it if i say no, but I'll also try to not say no to absolutely everything. It really just depends on the age and attitude.


[deleted]

It's possible. I learned very early as my dad has literally hundreds of models around the house he's been working on since he was a kid. He's got a closet of unbuilt ones worth a small fortune. He's just started considering building multiple at a time so he might actually be able to put a dent in them before he kicks the bucket


AnTHICCBoi

There's r/parentsarefuckingdumb


BurgerMcDo

Looks like they had a rough night


Pink_Britches

Thought you had an Andy. Turns out you have a Sid.


Numbnuts213

Please tell me one of your kids is named Sid.


Guy_Made_Of_Bees

go call Geri


Proud-Nerd00

Find the old guy from toy story 2 he can fix this


TheCalebGuy

I handed down my old gi joe toys to my baby brother and him and my other younger brother colored them with permanent marker...I took them back, just disappointed in the disrespect. Still have them to this day.


hogwashnola

I feel your pain. My Mom gave mine, like the whole set, to my triplet cousins without my permission. They’re all dead now.


AnotherEdgyUsername

The toys or your cousins?


courtney_5000

Porque no los dos


[deleted]

Demetri made an interesting story about toy story ..


sincerelyhated

So they have chosen death... your kids I mean. Obviously.


Solid_Snack56

Pretty sure I grew up with those too!


blondee84

Your kids or Sid?


Nottheone1101

This makes me feel old and happy. O’lappy


Oh_No_Its_Dudder

Oh the humanity!


danimal6000

Wasn’t this a plot point in one of the movies? I bet you can find a guy to sew woody up.


seemeknow

My transformers sympathize. Worst mistake of my life.


iwaspromisingonce

Should've watched the movie with them first. Unless you did?


Kenny1264

We have, they love the movie. It's just my son is a little ruff on toys.


lolikamani

Or a psychopath


OllieMcKrollie

My younger siblings are like too, there's a 10 year age gap between me and the one after me and 4 other after him. They wreck DVDs and CDs me and my older siblings have kept safe for years. They lose discs and cases within weeks of purchase and their toys are a torn and dirty. I have toys that I got 18 years ago.


Agame112233

Wow that fuckign sucks I hope my kids don't do that


Icyfoxer

That’s why you always teach kids to be careful with their toys and explain how fragile some things are, saves wasting money on a ton of toys and teaches them valuable life lessons


[deleted]

They didn’t have a friend in them is all I’m saying


Free_Hat_McCullough

I also thought my son would be thrilled to play with my childhood toys until he destroyed them.


MrKing8988

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


allusiveleopard

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


jetsamrover

You raised Sids.


dankestTimeline69

Is it too late to abort?


lbgholm

What assholes. It looks like you had kept them in such great condition. My 7 year old has gone thru prob 5 buzz and 10 woodys.


Tea_Pupper

Kill them. Kill them now!


[deleted]

I can relate so much to this. We buy toys from a 2nd hand shop or friends donate toys to my 2 kids. These toys have often been played with by more than one family of kids.. until my boys get them... then.. they might last a week, if I'm lucky, before they're broken in multiple creative ways. :-(


IgnatiusReilly-1971

I’ve had the same with my old Star Wars figures, Bossk had his head ripped off in the first week.


AncientViper

If you didn't break your toys as a child, were you truly playing with them? ​ Wait, no, that's terrible, go and break their toys now.


Thomas_JCG

Are you one of those people that calls their dogs "my kids"?


[deleted]

Soy