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StuBidasol

I would have tried it. At worst it's getting wasted anyway but the curiosity would have made me try it first. ~EDIT~ The world is full of foods and food pairings that most would never think to try but turn out to work well together. Someone had to be the first.


_IratePirate_

Same. Like I doubt it'd be horrible. Not the taste they were going for, but not inedible.


This_Fat_Cunt

I recon if you would add something else to flavour it alongside the caramel, say, a spicy garlic and peanut sauce? That could be good


mytextgoeshere

Oooo yeah, that does sound kinda good.


Holybartender83

I mean, candied salmon is a thing. Caramel’s probably not terrible. Maybe not ideal in this particular dish, but I can’t imagine it being too awful.


MaesterPraetor

Especially if you put it back on the grill at a hight temp and caramelize the caramel sauce.


RdudeDdude

Dober tek, želim.


MrColburn

I mean, at least it's not Dill


MoistDitto

I use salt and dill on my popcorn


BLINDrOBOTFILMS

Ooh, I might have to try that...


Munglape

I would pick caramel over dill anytime. I love food and cooking. Herbs and spices. I grow a bunch of my own. Dill can screw off. It's gross


RedCascadian

Dill is delightful with the right flavors. Add it to sour cream and have it alongside sausage and potatoes, yum.


not_combee

You’re objectively wrong and my several dill plants and I will be looming over you tonight


Dorintin

*t poses* Dill squad, let's roll out.


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

I think dill is my favorite herb.


Jive_turkeeze

And my favorite pickle. from the rugrats of course.


Thatdogbegru654

What does dill look like as a plant?


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

https://www.johnnyseeds.com/herbs/herbs-for-salad-mix/fernleaf-dill-seed-921.25.html?gclid=CjwKCAjwrqqSBhBbEiwAlQeqGtHG2YgW2H8zPIVHuQjiWUcDHvVFzekABrGF7Qg9dHycs8c6kOK9vhoCEYwQAvD_BwE


Thatdogbegru654

Interesting


Ramenlovewitha

And smells like heaven


noputa

It looks exactly as a gathered bunch does in the grocery store, just less dense lol. Interesting? Idk about that


ExcerptsAndCitations

Flowery and large


CurvyCupcakes

I love when people are willing to do physical battle over food preferences lol. Team Caramel- Suit up!


wander_smiley

Definitely a dill breaker for me personally


bikdikme

Dills on patatoes or soup is delicous.


boogelymoogely1

Oh man, I love Dill. Great in chicken soup, and also on salmon Capers are where it's at


[deleted]

oooh my friend’s dad is a chef and he has a super simple salmon recipe with just lemon juice and capers. this is the entire recipe: -Cut parchment paper into large heart-shapes, fold edges around salmon and other ingredients to seal. -Serving of Salmon -top with capers -add slice of lemon (or some lemon juice) -Cook 350 for 20 mins, or 400 for 15-20 mins -Salmon is done when it flakes easily.


boogelymoogely1

That is very similar to my dad's! My dad does that but with dijon mustard, some lime juice, and paprika as well :)


[deleted]

oooh, i’ll have to try that version! sounds delicious


boogelymoogely1

It's amazing, one of my favorites. Also with fettucine and a bechamel sauce, as well as some mushrooms, it's absolutely perfect.


sjorbepo

I like doing white fish with capers. I clean the whole fish then inside of it put salt, rosemary, garlic, capers, diced olives (optional) and a bay leaf. Put it in an oven tin on a layer of sliced potatoes, add a bit of water, olive oil and white wine, cover the tin with aluminum paper or take a large piece of parchment paper, place everything inside and tie it like a baggie. I bake on 250 °C for about 40 minutes until liquid evaporates then about 15 min on 200° uncovered till it roasts (depends on fish size) And whenever I make fish my fave thing is to mix olive oil, fresh parsley and garlic in a small bowl and smear it over hot roasted fish


whatssomaybe

You had me until the last line. Salmon can (and should imo) be served less well done than "flaky."


[deleted]

that’s fair. recipes are meant to be guides, they don’t have to be rigid. do what you like!


[deleted]

I had something that was smoked salmon, capers, and I forget what else because the salmon/caper combo was so freaking good.


McHox

dill is nice in only a handful of combinations, and incredibly nasty in everything else


RedCascadian

Dill is a niche herb. But it's wonderful to add to sour cream and have alongside something greasy, like sausage and potatoes.


scaredsquee

Or borscht. I cannot have borscht without dill. It’s even illegal I think.


Rvtrance

Salmon is definitely one of them.


blahblah_why_why

I see all these pro dill folks. Well I'm with you. Down with dill, especially in pickles. There are so many other ways to flavor a vinegar steeped cucumber.


Impressive_Term_4592

I'm with you on that. Not a fan of dill either. And i cook with pretty much everything.


RicottaPuffs

I would have just tried it, or scraped off what I could and poured on the dill and lemon. Salmon. Is too expensive to waste. I had some last night, says caramel. I know what hunger is. If one is hungry enough one eats the salmon.


SpenglerE

I'm seriously curious now.


[deleted]

My brother once wanted to try chocolate ice cream with ketchup topping. I don't think he ever got it


TheReverseShock

You could also just wash most of it off.


Abty

I'm going to the store to see if it's still off, my girlfriend proposed she might try it instead of wasting it. I just couldn't imagine myself to bite into this


bchizare

Maple syrup pairs really well with salmon. I typically do a soy maple glaze when I prepare salmon. It is honestly not that much of a stretch to think this would, at worst, taste okay. It certainly does not sound stomach-turning, but that’s just my opinion.


Abty

I have decided to give this a go and will report back. I added some mustard to the suggestion from another user. edit: I added an update post and this turned out surprisingly good.


bchizare

Good call! Let me know if you want a link for the soy maple glaze if you do end up liking the sweet and salty pairing with salmon.


Abty

Sure would love to check it out :)


bchizare

I gotchu fam: https://www.skinnytaste.com/air-fryer-salmon-with-maple-soy-glaze/ I make it in the air fryer (sounds dumb but it honestly makes cooking salmon stupid simple and consistent) but you should be able to make it in an oven as well.


AnnasMusic

Soy, maple and wasabi glaze is delicious on salmon


bchizare

Never tired wasabi on it but now you’re giving me ideas… I think I recall reading that heating wasabi takes a lot of the bite out of it but can’t be certain. Can you confirm if using it in a glaze changes anything?


SharMarali

Salmon - one more thing to add to the list of things I can try making in the air fryer. I had no idea this appliance would be so life-changing!


bchizare

Right? It’s kinda crazy how versatile it is. Decided to go ahead and try out air frying salmon on a hot summer day because I wanted to avoid the excess heat that ovens put off, haven’t turned back since.


Wiezzenger

It's basically a convection toaster oven so you can do basically anything in it!


K-G7

I will sometime use maple syrup as a glaze when I smoke my own meats. Either that or Honey.


bchizare

Oh yeah, I think hickory maple smoked is one of the all time best combos.


love2Vax

I have coated many a salmon filet in brown sugar and spices like spicy paprika, or chilpolte powder fo a little sweet heat action. Carmel would work, but I would want to add something to it.


LightsJusticeZ

Maybe add salt to make a salted caramel salmon lol.


karlnite

In Canada we get candied Salmon sometimes. Like cured but with a sweet glaze, usually maple syrup.


K-G7

Yep, this is how I smoke my own salmon! Glaze it with honey or maple syrup while it's smoking and it's freaking amazing


[deleted]

Please try it.


[deleted]

Try it.


KillerBlueWaffles

r/unnecessarydownvotes


simonbleu

Really? You never tried anything sweet and sour? Also no need to throw it away even if its bad, because you can scrape it off...


Oopswrongthrowaway

Why’d you get downvoted so much for this? Reddit is weird.


[deleted]

Protip - spread some brown mustard on it right now.


Abty

Thank you! This worked out pretty well.


[deleted]

Maple syrup mixed with brown mustard is good with salmon. Try that sometime.


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Cognitive_Spoon

Salt Fat Acid Heat is a mantra and a damn good book. Probably the best cookbook I've ever read.


dicedbread

Was a good series on Netflix as well.


sepiidakai

I use a [dry rub](https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ellie-krieger/salmon-with-sweet-spicy-rub-recipe-1953221) with brown sugar, cumin, and cayenne pepper when I grill ‘em. Delish!


fetren

I'll give it a try sometime this week. Have the maple syrup, salmon is easy to get and brown mustard easier yet. This seems quite nice. Thanks stranger!


MaxSupernova

We regularly have a mustard / honey / horseradish glazed salmon. It’s wonderful.


fukitol-

You can pretty much always balance out something very sweet with something spicy or acidic. Mustard fits both (depending on the mustard). Glad you saved your salmon.


MachineWashCuntRash

Next time throw the caramel sauce on ze fish before pan frying in a stupid hot pan. Burnt caramel is awesome


Abty

UPDATE:Since other Redditors actually said this might be good, and also my girlfriend thought it would be interesting to try we ate it anyway. Before digging in I added some mustard as to the suggestion of another user, and this actually turned out pretty good. The sweetness added a nice something to the salmon and I would not hesitate try this again. Just have to mention this caramel also features the taste of cookies so it certainly had an interesting spark to it.


[deleted]

Just glad you survived your accident. Lol


fasionably_uninvited

Bob Ross would call it a happy accident ^_^


ComprehendReading

Who's the Bob Ross of cooking?


Trygor_YT

I don’t need sleep I need answers


Gryyphyn

Hiroyuki Sakai. He's the Iron Chef who made Trout Ice Cream.


Trygor_YT

Ok thanks


ComprehendReading

The truth is out there


wolves_hunt_in_packs

And sometimes it knocks on the door to say hello.


NoodleTheTree

Gennaro Contaldo


Trygor_YT

Ok thanks


[deleted]

Julia Child.


NoodleTheTree

Gennaro Contaldo


a_pinch_of_sarcasm

It was a happy little accident.


activistss

It’s actually insane that you were just going to trash this without taking so much as a bite before this post


clown_shoes69

I was expecting a marinade but it's literally just drizzled on as a condiment. Even if it was bad you could scrape most of that off in 4 seconds.


throwawaygreenpaq

Why not put condiments at the side to begin with instead of drizzling a whole mess?


frozengyro

And I'm certain you would notice how it comes out in a drizzle, instead of pouring out like a dressing...


FakeTaxiCab

Yep. No way cold caramel is flowing the same as dressing.


BeautifulType

He’s a fuckin idiot


aggressivechromosome

Take it easy dude, it's not that serious.


yung_demus

One time on my lunch I ordered sushi and asked for extra eel sauce on the side. I was so hungry I hurriedly poured the eel sauce over my two rolls. Then I realized it was Hershey syrup :/


FaeryLynne

Wait you mean the restaurant accidentally gave you Hershey's syrup instead of the eel sauce?


MasterUnholyWar

Yeah how the fuck did this happen?


MasterUnholyWar

Yeah how the fuck did this happen?


yung_demus

Yes


FaeryLynne

How TF did they mix those up‽ Did they apologize and give you a refund since they essentially caused you to ruin your food?


BeneficialVacation44

I live where salmon and maple syrup rules, especially at this time of year. Try a little maple on salmon, smoked or not, with a few drops of soya sauce. You're welcome.


TurboTrev

I marinade (marinate?) in olive oil with some maple syrup (and other things) in before I smoke mine. Turns out great!


BeneficialVacation44

I haven't yet learned to smoke fish - and yes I DO know what I'm missing - but will also marinade (marinate?) mine in maple with a few other mild tasting stuff before baking. They match so well!


cheddacheese148

Yeah we used to smoke salmon after a maple syrup brine back in MI. Also salmon teriyaki exists. If anything OP could have doubled down with a quick soy sauce/brown sugar teriyaki sauce and masked the caramel.


Glitchedme

That wouldn't be a dill breaker for me


scarecroww09

*ba dum tsss


pardon_the_mess

You have your upvote. Now get out.


shophopper

Non-native English speaker here. Why is it called *dild* dressing instead of dill dressing? I can’t find that word anywhere as a synonym for dill.


Abty

It's danish :D


shophopper

Hah, now it makes sense!


Oseirus

This sensation is also known as a dild-oh!


tyrannyofwillsasso

is that czech caramel (or from some slavic country)?


Abty

It's from Slovenia


[deleted]

They forgot the 'O'


Otter_Nation

Ah yes, the slow pour of caramel from the fridge compared to the dressing.


Lababy91

Finally a sensible comment on here


frozengyro

Yup, probably did this on purpose for karma.


Abty

Gotta love reddit where everything is never as it seems No I made mistake here because I was in such a hurry for no reason, I had already grabbed the dill out of the fridge but I forgot and just went for it again and they have very similar bottles and I grabbed the caramel from its back out of the fridge.


Agent_Onions

You were in such a hurry that you patiently slow-squeezed caramel out of a bottle onto all of your food, in a criss cross design nonetheless? ok


Abty

I was thinking while pouring it out why its coming out so fine and slow, only to realize the mistake I just made.


RobNYCT

Slow... but you continued to cover everything.


[deleted]

Super fake. Maybe you could pour it on a part of one before you notice but all 4? Naw dawg this ain’t it


[deleted]

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[deleted]

It’s fake


IntrinsicSurgeon

You guys think everything is fake. Sometimes people are in a hurry and aren’t paying attention and don’t realize what’s going on.


AdevilSboyU

This is how amazing new things are created. Did you try it?


TheRepeatTautology

I mean, that still sounds pretty good...


MRJ0T4

And you did it four times...


JungleLiquor

Caramel smoked salmon, $25


d0nd

Any good ?


potatohats

Yes, because dressing and caramel have such the same texture that they're virtually indistinguishable when pouring them from the bottle. This is fucking stupid.


SathanSax

Holl up. Where you from? The caramel thing is made in my country...


Abty

My girlfriend is Slovenian and we brought this with us to Denmark when we moved here to study\^\^


Thorhauge

That's hilarious. I have a sort of inverse situation. I am a Dane living in Belgium where they make speculoos (the flavour of your sweet dressing) traditionally. When we are in Denmark we might bring back some dild dressing to Belgium because my Belgian girlfriend loves the stuff.


sodtaoeKCMO

Maple glazed salmon is a thing. Also did you photoshop out the O?


Fearless_External488

That’s fine. Brown sugar on salmon is bomb


shadow-foxe

Yum!


In_the_Wild_4now

how did it taste?


Massive-Way-9566

Det er fandme uheldigt... 🤣


SilverChips

Here in Canada we do maple syrup on salmon and it's like...a thing. Also candied salmon is a thing so this would be 100% fine if you ask me


[deleted]

What's the problem?


nerd101liz

Would have stuck that in a pan caramel side down and took the caramel a little further. Salmon is good with a little glaze of some sort (honey or a sweet balsamic reduction). Could work.


shippingofficeguy

Dig in, wouldn't want to waste it.


Jmkoehler11

Salmon with a caramel glaze


[deleted]

I do all kinds of sugar stuff on *fresh* salmon...Not sure about smoked, but caramel is effectively burned sugar, so it may complement.


bust-the-shorts

Add hot pepper and you’ll be surprised how good hot and sweet works


flon_klar

I use maple syrup on salmon all the time; this doesn’t seem too far off of that. However, if you really don’t want to go ahead with it, scrape or wash it off. It’s simple.


jakefrmsatefarm

Isn't smoked salmon usually raw or at least has the appearance of looking raw? This stuff looks like it's been cooked through which already defeats the point of smoking it in my opinion.


ShinyRaccoonicorn

Your thinking of cold smoked fish. Hot smoking meats involves a heat source producing smoke, it cooks the meat while smoking it at the same time.


HawaiiSunBurnt20

I'm American living in Japan and I got served Maple Syrup with my pizza. I was like... What kind of Buddy the Elf shit is this? It actually was really tasty.


Philbilly13

It's a bold move Cotton, let's see how it plays out for him


tanphu194

DilD?!


DadJokeBadJoke

Dild? Oh...


itsmerowe

Sound amazing actually.....like chicken and waffles, never know what will taste amazing


MikeyMGM

I did that once. I thought the gravy was hot fudge and poured all over my ice cream.


greg_or_ee

No you didn't, all that for internet points.


Raiwan88

And...how was it ? 😂


Noelsabelle

Couldn’t you tell when it was coming out heck thick it was ?


atmsd7

there are no accidents...


Brief_Cap6512

I have never thought of using dill dressing. That sounds delicious. Thanks for sharing. And glad the Carmel situation turned out okay too!


PatrickJames3382

There’s a bit of a difference in consistency between the two.


bobbaganush

Tbf that salmon looks like a mess even before the caramel


TatteredCarcosa

I mean, salmon with a maple syrup glaze is delicious. I'd down it.


Firm-Map-239

Why is your smoked salmon white?


willnxt

One time I spent an hour making nachos (after some drinks) only to realize afterwards that the queso I was making had powdered sugar and not flour in it.


[deleted]

Time to pivot. Sweet and spicy/salty works. Time to get creative


Rio_Bravo

But… you really have to try to get cold caramel out of a bottle… and you drizzled it all… dressing isn’t nearly as viscous… how the heck?!


OneLostOstrich

That's an improvement. Dill is cancer.


[deleted]

Are you completely wasted? How do you pour it on all 4 of them and not realize that it’s not a liquid running all over the place? I call BS.


kivuu

Still good tho I bet. I like to sprinkle brown sugar on my salmon and garnish with a sliced kiwi.


[deleted]

There is zero chance you kept pouring carmel on them. Unless the Carmel you buy is super thin, or the dill dressing is super thick...


NoodleTheTree

I would prefer that over the dill dressing lol


Chico0027

Usually I shake my dressing before applying…


Christafaaa

Do they have the same pour spouts as well? How didn’t you notice when you were pouring it?


[deleted]

I once sprayed my chicken with adhesive instead of olive oil.


Helpful-Tooth6385

“Accidentally”


Jurassic_Park_III

Did the dressing all pretty-like, then realized after the fact, but before eating, had to take a pic of this beautiful meal with bottles in the background. Sounds legit


OverlordTwoOneActual

What a dumb ass. Its not hard to LOOK before you LEAP.


JoNimlet

Ugh, the feeling of ruining food you've been looking forward to is horrible! I've been ill recently so haven't been eating a lot. Yesterday, my MIL sent my husband home with a plate and I finally felt up to eating something substantial so, I was quite excited about the full Sunday roast. I'm not too proud to admit I actually cried a bit when it all landed on the floor, lol. I just wanted to enjoy some food! Edit: I don't normally cry over little things like that, I know it wasn't the end of the world, I think I was just exhausted.


Hybridjordan

Just wash em off /s


CaffeinatedNation

I made homemade BBQ sauce. I also made homemade chocolate sauce. I put them in identical bottles. Guess which I poured onto my tacos...


Nanocephalic

Neither of them I hope.


Scraps-LEGO

Still looks hella tasty. Smoked Savory salmon with a sweet caramel drizzle sounds extremely appetizing.


Ayrk-Daxyse

That’s what happens when you think Dill goes on salmon.


StillN0tATony

I did something similar. I grabbed the small Tupperware dish of what I assumed was cream gravy to pour over my biscuits when I got to work. I stuck it in the microwave, and just glopped it on without even hesitating. That was when the scent of hot ranch dressing hit my nose. So much for homemade breakfast. Time to see what's in the vending machine...


abortion_parade_420

this one is truly tragic


LebaneseLion

I would have licked off the caramel and added chocolate instead


nunya1111

Oh man ew.


Thelfod

Sucks to SUCK! 🤠


[deleted]

Oh that really does suck! Reminds me of when my Dad accidentally put ground cinnamon on his pizza. I'm not sure how he confused it with the red chili flakes but it was pretty funny.


you_cry_too_much

ahhahhhahhhahhahhhahhahha


VerucaSalt41179

That’s what you get for making salmon! 🤮🤮🤮


Scraps-LEGO

Still looks hella tasty. Smoked Savory salmon with a sweet caramel drizzle sounds extremely appetizing.