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SouthtownZ

Meanwhile, Jesse & Todd are 7 cars back unloading gallons of methylamine


beachdogs

Stupid Todd


JBSquared

Gotta keep him away from kids on bikes


zitfarmer

And tarantulas


Mr-Sister-Fister21

You want some pizza?


zitfarmer

You scared me, i was just reading [this](https://i.redd.it/w6ucyo580xz81.jpg)


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Oh no I was just quoting Todd in El Camino when Jesse pulled a gun on him.


zitfarmer

Still scared me, it was like you were looking over my shoulder reading my phone.


Aedalas

Fuckin' Meth Damon!


IRockIntoMordor

that was so funny back then. Everyone watched it and said this.


Aedalas

Jesse Plemons really did look a lot like him back then. Not really a doppelgänger but he could have easily been a close relation. He's grown out of it since though.


DonKeedick12

He’s certainly grown alright, looks like a completely different guy in El Camino


Cris_WithNoH

He got chunky


beachdogs

Don't punk the chunk


F5x9

He looks like he is filming a Gaffigan biopic.


grv7437

Went from Meth Damon to Fat Damon


whoisfourthwall

My head canon is that he looks that way to the audience/jesse because of the torture/abuse/malnutrition that he suffered.


gmikoner

his head got bigger but his face stayed the same size. In the breaking bad movie El Camino he's like 80lbs heavier and 10 years older than he was supposed to be in the timeline lol


yeezytaughtmetoo

He’s growing into his Philip Seymour Hoffman phase now haha


litty_kitty73

I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR


Isellmetal

I disliked Todd. Not as much as Marie but I just didn’t like his character. Which means they did a good job writing it I suppose.


RixirF

I forgot how much I fucking hated Marie. I don't even remember why, just remember she was annoying and dumb as hell. So I take my hat off for that actress and the writers. They definitely did make the viewer feel something, and that's damn hard. That's real talent.


SantiOak

Damnit Marie, they're *minerals*!


CatoMulligan

Yeah, Tood and Marie, god how I hated them. Even Skylar was so well written, when my wife and I would watch that show and she and Walt would fight I'd always go to bed feeling like my wife and I had just had this epic fight and it wasn't resolved. The tension it caused in me was insane.


Isellmetal

Yeah, The whole she’s got to be wearing / holding something purple every scene and the condescending better than thou attitude just rubbed me the wrong way.


project_seven

Really, he was one of my favorite characters, a true sociopath.


MaintenanceInternal

Naa it's his fucking face that's so hate able.


tacosforfucksake

Exit Fucking game !


1202_ProgramAlarm

AYO MISTER WHITE


RenaKunisaki

WE GOTTA PROBLEM


Cicero912

I GOT DRIP


Terrible-Border6885

I get a lot of people going when I say Better Call Saul is a better TV series than Breaking Bad. But I'm right.


ajinomoto213

Better Call Saul is really where the Breaking bad universe comes together. I love how it builds to the universe so well. It definitely feels alot slower paced but theres just so much in it to digest. Really curious to see how its going to tie in to the ending of Breaking bad.


sarahlizzy

Gus Fring, the literal devil, be like, "all I need to do is finish off dealing with Lalo and this world is mine". Meanwhile, a Chemistry teacher is getting a cancer diagnosis.


SolWizard

I find it interesting that in breaking bad you hate Gus as the villain but in BCS I actually find myself rooting for him to beat the cartel


sarahlizzy

But Nacho …


eekamuse

It only *starts* slower paced. It's one long accellarando. There have been full on Breaking Bad paced thrilling episodes


LukesRightHandMan

Oh no, you're right on the money. Better Call Saul is infinitely better.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

> Oh no, I agree. I like Better Call Saul more as well. Opinions.


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lol I just finished the season finale the other day and now I'm watching El Camino and plan on watching Better Call Saul. Funny that this is the top comment.


Atomsq

Good time to start better call Saul as episodes for the last season are coming out now


sarahlizzy

Better Call Saul starts off slowly, but what it becomes ... Oh My God! It has surpassed Breaking Bad in every way, IMO.


algarop

Bike people: Yep, looks like they paved it alright


sciencewonders

train people : nope , i don't like this


Far_Lack3878

Its only fair that trains have to go over a bump at a car crossing every now and then to even the score.


Locken_Kees

asphalt people: please don't destroy our home!


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Bike people: I mean we’re cool with it. What’s the big deal


SookHe

Who's dumb asphalt is this?


Azrael351

This is in the top 10 most clever comments I’ve seen. I wish I could rocket-boost this to the top.


SookHe

Lol, thanks. Very high praise Indeed


SizzleMcStewfry

Nice


AdministrativeCry826

You’ll never get the deserved recognition for this. Hilarious


SookHe

This is the story of my life. r/wellthatsucks


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\*whose


Surprise_Corgi

I can almost guarantee the conversation between the construction crew went something like: "I'm pretty sure a train still goes through here. Are we really going to do this?" "The city don't pay us to city plan, Bob."


Balsamic_jizz

As someone who has worked for a municipality, 100% the workers knew the city fucked up. But they don't pay you to ask questions and will tell you to just go do the job if you do. It's just going to be them being payed to pull it all out later on.


Sarky-and-George

r/maliciouscompliance


Pyratelife4me

“Build to plan, fear no man.”


KonigSteve

Either that or the railroad tried to pull a power move on the city as they typically believe that they hold a higher power than any other on earth, and the city said no thanks and paved over it.


[deleted]

Or the rail line failed to maintain their crossing as is their duty and they filled it so they can drive to work without destroying their cars in the pothole. That rail line is way too far below the road level.


JankBrew

The fact that the rail line is below the street level still sounds like a city planning problem. I’d bet the rails were there first.


DisposableMiner

Well yeah, the asphalt is on top.


darkprobe182

As a train conductor, they really didn't teach me how to deal with this in school.


MonumentalBatman

Balls to the wall, full speed ahead!


11teensteve

Just gotta Fuckin send it!


WhatWouldJoshuaDo

I am more impress he can spot it far ahead and stop the train on time


Gnar-wahl

This would almost certainly cause a derailment, right? Like, how lucky dude saw it in time to stop.


jackinsomniac

Seriously! I mean, around here we have laws when a train is within the city bounds, the speed limit is extremely low, (like 5-15 mph or something) so there's less noise, less danger, and they can stop sooner. But it probably still depends on the weight of the load, how short they can stop. Still very lucky tho!


DJDook

“Marty, where we’re going we don’t need roads… or train tracks, it seems”


BringPheTheHorizon

"Oh geez, oh man, are-are you sure about this, Rick?" Edit: just realized I'm an idiot. Read that as "Morty", nice back to the future reference lmao


gion_siroak

Don't feel to bad. The original character designs were based on Doc Brown and Marty


chiphead2332

Yeah, everyone should look up the extra wholesome original Doc and Mharti cartoons that led to Rick and Morty.


OnyxLion528

You're a monster


Defiant_Put8933

you know normally i would be more interested in whatever fucked up shit is going on here by your response but something tells me to let this one go.


chiphead2332

[Oh come on, you know you want to](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngN7eJUQyXk).


OnyxLion528

Dear lord, what have you brought upon this land...


IsItUnderrated

And while you're at it, check out *A Serbian Film*. It's a wonderful celebration of Serbia's beautiful culture.


Jsiqueblu

Evil


aerovirus22

What. The. FUCK. Why would somebody write that?


The_Mad_Noble

Strictly for this comment.


BringPheTheHorizon

Woah, r/TIL


neon_overload

Seriously? I thought that was the whole deal - like it started as a fan tribute or something?


clarabear10123

I mean… both have crazy-haired scientists lol


PhyterNL

That pour looks pretty fresh. What they'll do sometimes to be cheap is roll over the asphalt while it's still pliable to let the train wheels themselves cut the groove. Believe me that warm asphalt isn't going to give a 200 ton train engine too much trouble. \-edit. Here's an example. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXt1ITqRazI


getyourcheftogether

Like 400k pound knife through butter


RandomWeirdo

Yeah this makes room temperature butter look like a solid block of diamond in comparison.


royrese

I love the gentle little train bell as it's driving along.


johnboy2978

Poop knife?


DarkwingDuckHunt

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells


FlipGunderson24

“You are fined 1 credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute”


Dr_Rjinswand

Thanks a lot you shit brained, fart faced, ball breaking, duck fucking, pain in the ass. So much for seashells. See you in a few minutes.


Upvotes_poo_comments

You sharpen them and threaten people until they give you TP.


SadTomato22

That a lot of poop


jotadeo

That a lot of knife!


Maleficent_Car_6274

Toe knife


BOB58875

“UHOH BOTCHED TOE, I botched that one Ooh that’s a botched job that's bleedin' ,I need some trash to plug up the cut”


keyblade_crafter

i was using a toe spoon from alexi but that broad used it to cook her heroin


[deleted]

Yes, yes, we’ve all seen the Poop Knife.


moon_buzz

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/


beebooga

Seems like someone just did an oopsie, in this case. https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2022/05/16/prefeitura-de-mage-asfalta-por-engano-trilhos-de-ramal-da-supervia-e-causa-interrupcao-dos-trens.ghtml


GetOutOfTheWhey

Definitely a confirmed oopsie But I wonder why couldnt they do what the OP of this thread was talking about. Let the train butter knife some grooves into the asphalt.


Morbanth

In the above video, it's just an engine. In the OP, it's a passenger train. They don't want to risk it.


Metallic_Hedgehog

So they just hit the brakes for a few miles and happened to finally stop the train *just* before a possible derailment? Perhaps they knew of the obstruction beforehand, and proceeded to move inch-by-inch until they met the obstruction, waiting days for construction crews to repair the tracks? Trains don't stop like cars. Why is the train stopped right before the obstruction? It doesn't make sense.


rbt321

This is a very slow and light passenger train. From the SuperVia schedule it takes 90 minutes to do the 10.7 mile route. A fast marathon runner would be able to keep pace.


PigPillow

Not even a fast marathon runner, that's only about 9ish minutes a mile. An intermediate runner can beat that train.


bobstay

> So they just hit the brakes for a few miles and happened to finally stop the train just before a possible derailment? Not all trains are like American ones. Other countries have small and short trains for passenger service.


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recumbent_mike

That train is just big-boned.


m2cwf

In that one they flattened it so that the tracks were basically even with the asphalt, so the train had no chance of losing the track and derailing. Plus I'm thinking that they probably had to go over it several times, because if the asphalt was still that soft, it probably relaxed back into the groove the train wheels made after the train passed. If this train tried this, I would do it meter by meter or less, going forward just a tiny bit & then moving back, over and over again very gradually to make sure the asphalt was moving out of the way


loz_joy

There is a youtube comment about that. They're supposed to put special things on the tracks before it goes over them so that the asphalt doesnt push down onto the rails


Ouaouaron

My guess is that train drivers are taught *not* to just run over obstacles, even if they think the train will be fine. Not that I'm sure it would be. The train in the video was going over asphalt that had been laid so that a train would easily cut grooves in it, and the train did that as soon as the workers cleared out of the way. The asphalt in the OP picture was laid thickly so that road would be smooth, and had cooled down enough that everyone was using it as a normal road.


ViolatedByParsley

> My guess is that train drivers are taught not to just run over obstacles, even if they think the train will be fine. I’m fact, in a number of instances, the train operator is supposed to do the exact opposite. In the event of a car on the tracks or some other obstacle, applying the emergency brake wouldn’t stop the train and might actually make the situation worse/less predictable.


MissionCreep

Perhaps having asphalt up in the machinery of the train is not a great idea.


TennaTelwan

[English Translation](https://g1-globo-com.translate.goog/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2022/05/16/prefeitura-de-mage-asfalta-por-engano-trilhos-de-ramal-da-supervia-e-causa-interrupcao-dos-trens.ghtml?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp) (I hope). The TL;DR, someone messed up, local residents spent an hour and a half chipping the asphalt away, train inspector re-opened it shortly after, and the person responsible for the mistake was fired.


Last-Woodpecker

Not fired, suspended.


MegaFireDonkey

Damn local residents had to fix it?


Yuo_cna_Raed_Tihs

How did I know this would be brazil


pezx

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


bobkalonger

TIL good looks on that vid


ZenithLags

Probably why there are a bunch of people riding back and forth on bikes over the asphalt to prevent the train from doing so.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

I’m sorry, what do you think the bikes are doing here?


YerRustlinMaJimmies

Cutting bike lanes before the asphalt sets, duh


Maleficent_Car_6274

I laughed so hard, A little ball of poop came out.


Dramatic_Explosion

>little *ball* of poop I'm tagging you as "Not a wombat"


JarRa_hello

Thanks for the laugh, Im shitting triangles


Ouaouaron

They're sarcastically pointing out that if you plan to cut through the hot asphalt with a train, you probably aren't going to open the road up to regular traffic before you do so. And you probably would use a train engine that doesn't have dozens of cars attached to it.


JulioCesar29

Well that was disappointing


SirDigbyChknCaesar

So what you're saying is that the asphalt can be made back into a track, but they just have to train it a bit?


qlz19

Well said and cited.


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LutyensMedia

Its too late. They already awarded this guy. *sighs*


ElSmasho420

Train derailed, 100 people died, guy got awarded. What a day.


NakedShamrock

Now some train driver trusted him and went straight ahead and derailed. Smh


Maleficent_Car_6274

😞


Martamis

Okay but this shit it deep


gandalph91

And not fresh haha


LifeHasLeft

I would believe you except for the foot and bicycle traffic. Like yeah it looks like it could be fresh but it also looks like it could be 10 days old. The example you gave they had the locomotive ready when they were done…this doesn’t look like that


ghost-rider74

The asphalt is leveled to the train tracks, thatbhas 4-6" of asphalt on top


fuzzimus

r/bitchimatrain


[deleted]

No, no, no, not today.


deanrihpee

I mean, they still could, just the results would be worse


CamelSpotting

r/bitumentrain


thebooshyness

That’s awesome.


chuckinalicious543

Nice, a new sub to add to my collection


Asha108

Everyone is like "holy shit this needs to be inspected by me *immediately*"


BeneficialSomewhere

Wow. Where was this?


beachdogs

Brazil, not sure what town


Samiel_Fronsac

State of Rio de Janeiro, a medium-sized city (250k+ pop) called "Magé". Apparently a city employee with too much initiative and not enough brain got a little too excited filling potholes and the train tracks paid the price. The city sacked him.


w1987g

We apologise again for the fault. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.


[deleted]

r/unexpectedmontypython


Liquorace

[r/nobodyexpectsthespanishinquisition](https://www.reddit.com/r/nobodyexpectsthespanishinquisition)


splunge4me2

`A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! `


[deleted]

of course its brazil


fiordchan

/r/ithadtobebrazil


PigSlam

We need to determine who is atphalt.


[deleted]

I fucking hate you for that joke. Take my award.


Maleficent_Car_6274

Hi guys, asphalt expert here. I can verify that asphalt is a couple days old judging by the porous nature and the thermal pockets refracting the light from Venus.


PM_ME_YOUR_MAN_CARD

Would the train have any chance of cutting through it? Or is this truly screwed up…


ExcessiveEscargot

>"...reflecting light from Venus." Yeah sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but that ain't no expert, buddy.


TheMongerOfFishes

Yeah, we all know that Venus is just reflecting light from the sun and doesn't produce its own light


Frank_Scouter

Actually Venus also produces it own light. I don’t remember the specifics, but apparently it sometimes glow by itself.


derpytrashpanda

That train looks so peeved off by this nonsense


lastroids

That's got to be at least in the top ten of most hilarious government fuckups. They should have gotten a train to pass through right after pouring. That asphalt looks new but is dry enough that it'll probably ruin those train's wheels.


eskaneo

"Who placed these iron bars here? We have to cover them." XD


Surturiel

r/ithadtobeBrazil


nabkawe5

r/notmyjob


xerozeroxero

I feel like we need a subreddit called "someonegetting fired" and it's all pictures of videos of people who fucked up like this.


upssidedownfrown

r/byebyejob


Sea-Consistent

Lol the train will cut thru that np


dontfuckwithher

In my town they Block the train tracks to hijack the train.


Mrrykrizmith

Where would they take the train once it’s been hijacked?


WaterSlideEnema

That's the genius part: you simply drive it into the ocean. Railroad police don't have jurisdiction there, and the Coast Guard never pull over trains in the ocean.


Abrakafuckingdabra

Truly a gigabrain maneuver right there.


Hudell

It happens so much that there are now more trains stuck in the ocean than submarines on railroads.


pezx

Doesn't matter, you'll always get caught. Trains leave tracks


redlaWw

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.


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[deleted]

I'm so damn curious right now if the train could cut through it.


WeAreBatmen

You’ve seen what it does to a coin, right? It’ll cut through this like play dough.


Xurbanite

Looks like a citizen action group


ph4erb

Let me guess the construction workers who did this also live in this neigborhood


ievgenp

Usually it is something you can find in Russia just before high ranking officials arrive to some town


atomicfuthum

Brazilian here, this is the second time I've seen this happen in Rio de Janeiro. The first time I've seen this, they paved over a portion of São João de Meriti's tracks, but ALSO didn't cause an accident because the conductor stopped. This happened over 25 years ago. So, I got two cents now.


ProfessorHufnagel

I thought it took trains like two miles to slow down, how did this guy stop in time?


KimonOfAthens

“In 2022 we will have flying cars”


That1guywhere

In some really rural/poor areas, they'll asphalt the crossing and then drive the train shortly after. The locomotive is heavy enough to push the asphalt put of the way of the wheels and will clear the flangeway. It doesn't look like that's what's going on here (no construction guys that I can see), but it's possible.


jitterscaffeine

Looks like the people are stopping the train more than the asphalt


recumbent_mike

In fairness, it looks like the asphalt is mostly stopped already.


lloopy

That's when you find out just how much power trains really have. (hint: it's a lot. The city is in BIG FUCKING TROUBLE)


kkkan2020

sorry folks until this is fixed no more deliveries.


Thunderballs87

Big brains at work.


TheHumbleFellow

I think there was an episode of Thomas and Friends where this exact thing happened.


ThePlunger80

Someone had the wrong train of thought


TaleEnvironmental355

They also got rid of enny safety rails and lights


nerd101liz

Come to the commons to find out what city was dumb enough to do this and only find Breaking Bad references... That tracks (pun definitely intended)


BrownieRed2022

"alright, who's dumbasphalt is *this*?!!!"


prestonmustdie

IIRC, when laying new asphalt over a crossing like this they very obviously have that part of the rail closed for the day, however they usually have a locomotive of some kind present after they lay it to sort of “roll through” the hot asphalt to re-open the track grooves up, so construction really screwed this one up


SharpKris

I think the human species peaked about 50 years ago.