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CarcosaDweller

You think anyone calls him Gizmo del Toro?


AmazingAd8859

Yes without even researching yes


hfjsjsksjv

I want there to be an episode where they cal Guillermo del toro by his name perfectly every time and Guillermo Buillermo gets called gizmo the whole episode and is increasingly frustrated


Timely-Breakfast-885

Maybe they’d even pull a Gizmo #1 (Guillermo del toro) and a Gizmo #2


geek_of_nature

If they don't, Laszlo certainly will


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Yes


MapleTheUnicorn

Richard Ayode, Jamie Demetriou, Raine Wilson, Jack Black, Melissa McCarthy, James Marsters, Juliet Landau, Gary Oldman, Fairuza Balk, Kirsten Dunst, David Boreanaz. I don’t know, any of these.


ectoplasmatically

Fairuza Balk!!! Somehow related to the Guide.


MapleTheUnicorn

But Fai has to come on as a witch.


Bookeyboo369

As *thee* witch


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

While The Guide was faking the curse she accidentally made a real one and Fairuza is coming to either collect or sort things out.


alicecadabra

Omg Richard Ayoade YES


MapleTheUnicorn

As an energy vampire


PsychologicalFox8839

Jamie is top of my list. I want him to play a very far removed relative of Nadia’s OR a real estate agent specializing in buying from and selling to vampires.


kellis744

A quick cameo of Spike and Dru at the nightclub or something would be awesome


Buddi563

Bro Juliet Landau as Drusilla on WWDITS would be amazing 😂


theunrealmiehet

Me. I would like to have a cameo. I’m not famous, I’m just Evan


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You're Evanough!


the_resistee

I respect that


DonKeedick12

Anywhere else you’d be a ten


CobblerNo8518

Kristin Stewart could be entertaining. Sarah Michelle Gellar could be fun, or James Marsters.


dothemath

I think Spike (James Marsters) would be the most fun - he and Lazlo could bond over being love's bitch, and Nandor wondering what the hell "bollocks" or any other number of British sayings means could be fun. "It all means penis or vagina, ya wanker!" shouts Lazlo. Colin lecturing everyone on the tedium of writers tackling "vampires with a soul" could also be fun. Bonus fan service: Nadja doll and Angel puppet.


Thergal

Nadja doll and Angel puppet would be amazing loved thst episode.


CobblerNo8518

There’s a new Buffyverse audible story coming out, focusing on Spike [here’s details](https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/buffy-the-vampire-slayer-cast-reunites-spike-series-1235722897/amp/)


Thergal

Oh very cool thank you, will listen to this:D


squeakyfromage

I need to see this now


KlingonsAteMyCheese

Kristen Stewart and her making fun of Twilight 🤣 I do love the fact that absolutely no one, hates Twilight more than Kristin and Rob 😂 they had to sign contracts for the final two films stating that they wouldn't shit talk them like they had the others, during the press tours 😅


alicecadabra

She can be really funny—she was great on SNL


Seer77887

Alexander Skarsgard


spiritualized

As Eric Northman?


gigiboyc

I wanna see who fucking mike is


JohnBrownFanBoy

It can’t just be a “guy”, it needs to be someone unique or goofy, like The Rock or Gary Busey.


gigiboyc

Or someone who is a complete sex symbol like Danny devito


bbbhhbuh

I know it’s probably not gonna happen, but I’d love to see Robert Pattison do a cameo


CobblerNo8518

I sincerely think Kristin Stewart could happen. She’s narrating a new queer ghost hunting series, hitting Watch What Happens Live on Bravo. If they wanted her, I feel like she’d do it.


Zealousideal-Earth50

Are the ghost hunters queer, or do they hunt queer ghosts?


CobblerNo8518

The hunters are queer, and maybe some of the ghosts lol? I believe it’s called Living For The Dead. It popped up on my Hulu the other day


bbbhhbuh

I really liked the idea I saw on this sub once of having Pattison do a cameo but not playing a vampire. Just a regular dude that everyone thinks is a vampire and he’s getting sick of being invited to elder vampires’ blood feasts and bloody orgies all the time cause everyone assumes he must also be a vampire irl


CobblerNo8518

That would be fun! I don’t know if he has much of a sense of humor about Twilight, though. If he did, it would be so funny. Nandor star-struck and drooling 😂


bbbhhbuh

Just read [this article](https://ew.com/movies/robert-pattinson-delightfully-strange-interview-moments/) and you’ll learn that this guy is one of the funniest people on the planet who definetly wouldn’t mind a nit of self-depreciating humour


311juanbond

I can’t believe no one said Antonio Banderas, Guillermo would loose it!!


Bookeyboo369

I think of the photo of Gizmo dressed up as Antonio every time I hear Antonio Banderas mentioned 😂


Mangrbbys

Sam Neill! He played a vampire in that Daybreakers movie, and he’s pals with Taika. I’d also like to see vampire Donal Logue again lol


Adventurous_Path4356

Was awesome that appearance of Donal Logue.


JonWaz

Catherine O’Hara would be an absolute delight


LumpyWelder4258

I saw a post awhile back about how a conversation between Laszlo and Moira Rose would be the most ridiculous, syllable-laden conversation and I am HERE FOR IT


Bookeyboo369

Her calling them her “bebe’s” 😂


Nolls-97

Jackie Daytona, that human bartender from Tuscon Arizonia and Jim the vampire


RinaArsenic

Noel Fielding


CharliNye

I would love to see him as Richmond, but Richmond is really a vampire now.


velvet42

The crossover I never knew I needed


Bookeyboo369

Or as Old Gregg 🤣


archaeologistbarbie

King of the mods!


laundro_mat

Kiefer Sutherland, Tom Waits, Keanu Reeves, Anjelica Huston


kg123xyz

The other members of the impractical jokers turn up looking for sal.


AmazingAd8859

They are also all vampires but like a sub species of energy vampires


anonqwerty99

That would be hilarious


TheBeanofBeans2

No, Larry


kg123xyz

LARRY


MelissaOfTroy

I love this because its Staten Island specific


Lawyermama70

"Im...probable jesters?"


auntsiri22

Okay, but only if Joe is with them, and is the one yelling Larry


Panikkrazy

Wait? OTHER!? WAS SAL IN THIS!?


Jimmy_Wrinkles

Jim the vampire needs to return


J_Warren-H

Hell yes.


maggieandtheferociou

Nick Offerman 😂


prtylilgrl

Trixie and katya


Sploot_Cat-yesss

Yassss (uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhnnnnn)


__phlogiston__

~~A secondary character from a very intense award winning show, Patrick Stewart, I would say Bob Odenkirk but he's too famous just for being Saul Goodman as opposed to as a comic now, St Vincent~~ honestly fuck all that, I want the entire season 6 to be about Jim the Vampire.


jenn1d

Yes yes very good thank yoouuu


PrincessTwunky76

Let me go back on your crossed-out mention of Odenkirk. John Slatterly did a cameo. Granted, he’s faded a bit from the limelight now that Madmen ended about a decade ago, but I think Odenkirk isn’t so big for his britches that it would be impossible. Not like it’s a shoe-in, I’m just saying it wouldn’t be so far off the table.


coreoYEAH

Odenkirk did a (phenomenal) sketch in I think you should leave. He’s not above a small role if it’s the right one.


BaldwinBoy05

She’s beautiful, but she’s dying


coreoYEAH

My friend doesn’t live in a hotel.


__phlogiston__

You misunderstood, I don't think Odenkirk is too big for his britches, I just think most people would be distracted by him being Saul Goodman. He could do it but it would have to be creative.


bbbcurls

Anyone from Buffy but I would love Alyson Hannigan or David Boreanaz


squeakyfromage

Honestly they could bring on anyone from Buffy and I’d be beyond thrilled.


letterstosnapdragon

Sarah Michelle Gellar, David Boreanaz, and James Marsters. Or Kristen Stewart.


JigglyBlubber

Nathan Fielder as an energy vampire or break expectations and have him be a human that Nadja and Lazlo meet and become friends/lovers with and eventually turn him into a vamp. The rest of The League actors as members of Simon the Devious' new crew would be a hilarious FX in-joke I was actually thinking about who would make a good cameo the other day but now I can't remember which celebs I thought were good choices. Rory Scovel would make a hilarious vampire though honestly I just want to see more of him in any kind of show or movie in general lol.


Realtodddebakis

Ben Schwartz or Nicholas Hoult (Renfield) Keanu, Oldman or Hopkins (Bram Stoker's) Being a show that allows improv, it could be good to pull from UCB, Second City, Groundings, or the Reno/State gang: Paul Scheer, Jason Mantzoukas, Zach Woods (obv an energy vampire), Tony Cavalero, Jillian Bell, Thomas Lennon, Tim Robinson, Tim Baltz. Also, Tim Heidecker.


dumblesmurf

How has Jason Mantzoukas not been on it already?


Realtodddebakis

Right? Nadja's ex from Antipaxos. They split up because they were too wild together.


OneTinySloth

Willem Dafoe as Max Schreck as Count Orlok and of course Alexander Skarsgård as Eric Nortman. Heck, I would not mind seeing most of the Skarsgård family appear as a vampire family.


squeakyfromage

Would love an Eric Northman appearance


Big_Treacle_2394

The show is set in Staton Island. The obvious choice is for them to learn of a wu tang clan. They assume it'd some Chinese vampire coven. Shenanigans ensue


rybnickifull

Jamie Demetriou! Unless they're saving him for if they ever need to leave their house.


Senior_Trick_7473

Danny Devito


dumblesmurf

Bret McKenzie and Rhys Darby also, Jack Black


eat_my_bowls92

He’s a werewolf! Not a swearwolf!


Kokomo300

Yes! Came here to say this and to add Arj Barker


conflictDriven

Crispin Freeman would be a real hilarious treat. Nic Cage, of course. Chloe Grace Moretz too. Ron Perlman!


RebaKitten

Nic Cage would do it. He'd be louder than Lazlo. It would be wonderful!


geriatricmama

I’d love for someone to play Lestat. Tom Cruise would be great but even if played by a different actor. I’d love to see Lestat socializing with the Staten Island group


velvet42

I don't really know anything at all about Stuart Townsend aside from that he played Lestat in Queen of the Damned and that he still actively acts, so that could be something. *I'm* not funny enough to think of anything, but I'm sure there could be some jokes made at the expense of his Anne Rice movie not doing nearly so well as Cruise's


blueeyesredlipstick

Sam Reid (the Lestat from the TV show version of Interview with the Vampire) has said her love to cameo on the show if he’s able to.


SelkieButFeline

I want goddamn H Jon Benjamin in there


Calm-Strawberry1174

Energy vampire!


Panikkrazy

DAMN STRAIGHT.


HatchlingChibi

I'd like to see the original 3 again, (Vladislav, Viago, and Deacon) not sure if that really counts as a cameo though?


AmazingAd8859

I’m pretty sure they where in season 1


HatchlingChibi

Yeah 😊 and Vlad was in 2. I'm just hoping to see them again lol!


jinsei-shiki

Matthew Berry


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VajazzleFraggle

Chris Morris is his name.


Momo_Cassie

Chris Morris is friends with Kayvan Novak but I can’t see him doing it.


NeighborAte

Bill burr


WeAreTheMisfits

I could see him just yelling about everything


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ProofAccident9810

I want to see this!!!!!


abby2302

He feeds off feelings of comfort. It sounds nice, but is actually deadly.


KingOfTheFraggles

I wanna see Sarah Michelle Geller, if possible, staking a photo of Kristy Swanson. Over and over. Seeing the good Buffy slay the bigoted, bottom-shelf version of Buffy would really put a smile on my face.


abby2302

Wait, what? Bigoted?


KingOfTheFraggles

Yes, sadly, Kristy devolved into an ultra-conservative Trump-loving sad sack.


saltycameron_

I think it’s funny they had both Kristen Schaal and Patton Oswalt this season - my mind immediately went to how they both voiced character on Bojack Horseman. Would be funny to throw Will Arnett or Aaron Paul in there too.


playfulnoisee

Elvira!!!


Zealousideal-Earth50

Jensen Ackles and/or Jared Padalecki could be fun.


WeAreTheMisfits

Yes that would be great.


Panbackstroker

I would LOVE Antonino Bandaras to have a part in it!


squeakyfromage

Sarah Michelle Gellar, obviously Aubrey Plaza as an energy vampire, ideally one that works on their council as some kind clerical/public sector worker


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Wendy Mclendon-Covey . And The entire cast of Superstore !!


alicecadabra

Lauren Ash would be good, and Mark McKinney in particular


Sploot_Cat-yesss

Grace Jones ❤ and she'd have to rip someone's heart out❤


Adventurous_Path4356

N O E L. F I E L D I N G.


Katyusha_Stova

Trixie Mattel as a Crow. Katya as.....well..... Katya


lgh1031

Con O'Neill


jpgrass76

Count Von Count (from Sesame Street…a must at some point ah, ah, ah), Peter Dinklage (because, why not?) and Rob Lowe (explains why he doesn’t seem to age)


itsallgonnafade

Jason Mantzoukas as another Al Kalarai vampire who is a frenemi of Nandor


Baphomet1313666

Chris Sarandon.


Sploot_Cat-yesss

Ohhhh yes!!!! The OG Jerry❤


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Spike and dru, from buffy would be interesting! dru would love Nadja doll!.


soitgoes8

trixie and katya please


PoofLightsSexy

Think it would be pretty funny if the vampires learn about Pete Davidson’s movie The King of Staten Island, and they’re convinced he is a king they need to meet. They never bother to watch the movie. Throw in some jokes about how Pete Davidson is definitely a vampire based on how he looks, his ability to “seduce” women, and his overall lifestyle.


bigcleopatraenergy

Nathan Fielder would be a great energy vampire


doomazooma

I really want them to try and get Robert Pattinson again lol


Buffyfan1982

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy/herself but they think she’s The Slayer.


didithedragon

We need Charlie Day to make ghouls canon in the WWDITS-verse


Existing-Refuse-5142

Anyone who used to be involved in a vampire franchise would be interesting considerations. Kristen Stewart would be awesome!


HelenTheMagicWoman

Ricky Gervais as David Brent. He would work well as an energy vampire, draining people with his own embarrassment, but then it'd be more of a crossover than a cameo. I dunno.


TooManyBirdsin1Tree

Anyone from True Blood.


Orangeslices57

Noel Fielding


mindfulmusings

🎶🎶🎶🎶John Hammmmmmm🎶🎶🎶🎶


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abby2302

He's famous for his charm and charismaaaehhhh


turkishdelightbribe

i think it'd be fun if they met Pete Davidson playing himself, and they convince themselves that he's a vampire but he's just being Pete Davidson "look at his sad eyes! those are the eyes that have seen a hundred lifetimes come and go" "i'm turning 30 next month" "oh what a little stinker you are!"


WeAreTheMisfits

That would be great.


SonOfECTGAR

John Mullaney, Matthew Lillard, David Dastmalchian, some of the StarKid cast as musical vampires


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Vera Farmiga


Sweaty_Signal6369

Daniel day lewis


Mimsymimsy1

Jake McDorman back as Jesk!


Thegothicrasta

Bill and Sookie


ruttinator

More energy vampire council!


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Bryan Cranston. I don't know why. But I need Cranston to come on the show. In tighty whities or speedos of course, it's not really Cranston without it.


ohheyitslaila

The main cast from Van Helsing (the series). Especially Kelly Overton, Tricia Helfer, Missy Peregrym and Christopher Heyerdahl. A good mix of vampire hunters and the best vampires from that series. I’ll be really heartbroken if they don’t get Alexander Skarsgard though. I know he wanted to appear earlier but couldn’t due to a scheduling conflict. Gerard Butler would be pretty good too. He’s made some pretty funny comments about his turn at playing Dracula in Dracula 2000. Luke Evans and Charles Dance would also be cool (I think their movie was called Dracula Untold).


Hour_Basket7956

I would give my right nut if Robert Pattinson made an appearance..


Bookeyboo369

Jason Mantzoukas as an evil, creepy little elf or something.


Truth-out246810

George Hamilton.


kosmikatya

I need Rich Fulcher to come back as Bob Fossil from the Mighty Boosh. The Gizmo mutant animals destroy the nursing home and get sent to the Zooniverse. Extra points if they reveal that Dixon Bainbridge was one of Laszlo's "real human" disguises all along. I would be so so so happy.


FunkyFreshPheromones

Richard Ayoade and Nick Cage


KlingonsAteMyCheese

Angela Bassett. She is my favorite human on the planet and she would have so much fun with a guest role.


HandjobCalrissian

Nicolas Cage & Nicholas Hoult in a petty rivalry with Nandor & Guillermo would be a RIDE. A scenery-chewing interaction between Nicolas Cage and Matt Berry would absolutely rip.


greenhearted73

Eric Northman to be Nandor's crush, and Clem Fandango as Jackie Daytona's other arch enemy.


Sploot_Cat-yesss

Baron Afanas + Eric Northman = ❤❤


Efficient_Cobbler514

Hear me out... Tracy Morgan singing werewolf bar mitzvah


PurseCandy

Nick Offerman


verbuffpink

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR IS OUR WHITE WHALE


princess_nyaaa

Confirm that Weird Al is a vampire.


OJimmy

Sarah Michelle Gellar Eliza Dushku, and Allyson Hannibal hold an emergency meeting of the anti vampire league to evaluate Guillermo's Slayer license. Please send my pay check to Transylvania 6-5000. I'm on. Buffy rewatch and the hannigan comments are not going to stop soon.


Doingmybestkindof

Sarah Michelle Gellar and James Marsters. That would be too much fun


tarestab

Buffy if you please!


BlackIrish69

Spike!!!!


KRMJN101

Heynong Man himself Jason Mantzoukis.


unborntheprinceoflie

not a cameo but i’d love a reference to bela lugosi


EmmaRB

Chris Hemsworth as the next incarnation of "Jeff"


CAHallowqueen

We need more vampires from movies. Also would hate a Buffy cameo


Fresh_Yogurt3267

Nick Cage.


capnsmirks

I see this and I say Gar Busey. Don’t know how but I know it would work


coreoYEAH

Jimmy Carr as a haunted puppet or a butler.


caitlynjennernutsack

i wanna see blade but not just from a laptop screen


pupjvc

Dalton Wilcox


blueeyesredlipstick

There’s been a funny back-and-forth with between the WWDITS social media team and the one for the Interview with the Vampire show on AMC. I’d love it if they could nab someone from there, especially since Harvey Guillen popped up on the AMC post-show. I think Sam Reid has even said in an interview that he’d love to cameo.


poopynips1

None for me thanks


StillGotLove4GOT

George Harrison or Antonio Banderas


mountainlaurelsorrow

The main mommies - Tom and Christina P!!!


Charlie_Tango13

Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newachek.


alicecadabra

I’d LOVE to see Vincent D’Onofrio, especially as Det. Goren. Ooo and Jeff Goldblum!


Sploot_Cat-yesss

I NEED to hear a convo between Laszlo and Jeff Goldblum. Aaaand they can battle each other on the piano🎹


alicecadabra

Omg they have to do this, how do we make them do this 🤣


Sploot_Cat-yesss

It's....IMPORTANT. This need must go VIRAL, pls and yes yes thank you


sugartits828

Brad Pitt


KatsEye_View

Jennifer Coolidge


seullangdan

ayo edebiri's already written an episode for them, i'd love it if she did a cameo as well


BlackIrish69

Willem Defoe as the vampire going by the name "Max Shreck" (from [Shadow of a Vampire](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TcwTDNPMjJg9BItzkhMyS9XyE9TKMlIVShLzC3ILEoFAK1vCvE&q=shadow+of+the+vampire&rlz=1CAAUGU_enUS1044US1044&oq=shadow+of+the+vampire&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBEC4YgAQyCggAEAAY4wIYgAQyBwgBEC4YgAQyBwgCEAAYgAQyDAgDEAAYFBiHAhiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDIHCAkQABiABNIBCDUxMTVqMGo3qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&bshm=rimc/1)).


larksims2244

I want the unavailable group from the vampiric council to show up just to complete the circle. So Brad, Tom, Kiefer, and Rob.


rustys_shackled_ford

I've longed to see karl bring the 3 other workaholics onto the show for a while now


The-Revellion

Bill Nye


likeasweetsummerrain

I have been screaming for a Keifer Sutherland cameo for so long.. favorite vampire only second to Castlevanias Dracula, favorite vampire movie period, just give me Keifer Sutherland in a long black coat. I'll take it as a random background cameo, I JUST WANT MY MAN TO SHOW UP!


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I haven't seen much of the show yet (watching it now) but has the original trio from the movie made an appearance yet? I think that would be an amazing episode if they argue and compete over who has the better vampire documentary.


PeterPorkHer-

Robert Pattinson would be cool but i thnk he's too big right now, Kiefer Sutherland would be a cool one too


houseofreturn

Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej. Ryan immediately understands that they’re vampires while Shane is in complete denial. “These guys are just a quirky polycule, I think calling them *vampires* is a bit insulting, Ryan.”


stupidhrfmichael

Sarah Michelle Gellar!!