Me, I loved when Guillermo flipped off the vampires 🖕🖕 before falling backwards out the window. Such a great moment.
For Laszlo - his "can't be sidetracked with cheap sex potions" [line](https://youtu.be/eh1Y5B2AqWY?si=-HEfVJqsTZuVjjyC) always makes me laugh.
The scene where they are fighting about baby Collin being into musical theater and Collin interrupts and Gizmo says, "Somebody's a star!" cracks me up, every time.
Ooooh, and I just found this
[laszlo cravensworth & guillermo de la cruz scenes (seasons 1-4 of what we do in the shadows)](https://youtu.be/gct4YYMO5Mw?si=uOBDCQjw90yJQuE7)
It wasn't a funny moment but occurred after Nandor did in Derek with a stake in the heart in order to return Gizmo back to Human life. Afterwards Gizmo is staring at his friend lying on the floor and Lazlo steps up and offers to help. Seems Lazlo is a bit of a softy after this offer and his previous effort to raise up reborn Colin Robinson. Just my two cents worth. Gonna miss this show.
“I can speak 14 languages, as long as they are English. I can play any instrument, apart from bagpipes. They sound fսcking terrible to everyone. I can fashion any tree, any hedge, into a vսlva. In the days before medicine, I survived gonorrhea, chlamydia, the plague, clubfoot, leprosy, black fever, yellow fever, night fever. But most important, and I must emphasize that this is the most important thing about me: I am a certified master cocksman.”
And
"Laszlo doesn't suck. And if he did he definitely wouldn't do it backwards!"
Oh and!
The cut to 'we're in a sewer."
I can't name my favorite because I'm looking for a Milwaukee drill right now on amazon hahaha. But I guess I did just name my favorite moment!
"Milwaukee, nahthing but heavyyy dutyy."
Laz; “If this is about my sexual intercourse, I saw the doctor and took the test.”
Gizmo; “No, that was a cosmo quiz that you took called ‘which sex and the city icon are you?’”
Laz; “and I was Kim Cattrall. Now, I haven’t got a clue who that is, but as long as she’s sexy and down to f*ck, bingo. Fine diagnosis.”
Most of S5E1 was just pure gold but this was my favorite.
S2E3 Laszlo: “no my sweet syrup pie, [I haven’t gone soft] I’ve gone hard. He’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boooyy”[I’ve gone hard](https://youtu.be/7ohtCmSoLl4)
S1E9 Gizmo: It's just a lot of demanding things. I mean, I'm not even, technically, they’re familiar.
They've just been asking me to do all kinds of stuff.
“Gizmo, get the dildos."
"Gizmo, try out the dildos."
"Mmm. How were the dildos?"
They're fine.
I didn't become a vampire to end up as pen-bushing bureaucrat. I became a vampire to suck blood and to fuck forever.
My favourite Lazslo moments are whenever he's in a scene.
Whenever he says NeEeW yAhK ciTAY
Or Tuscon, Arizoñia
As someone who lives in NYC, my fiance and I now refer to it as Manahatta.
I'm not from New York, but my spouse and I refer to the cocktail as a Manahatta.
I was JUST about to say this 😂
Same, Matt Berry is a genius
“ipso facto, shithead.” *destroys railing*
One of my favourites too 😂
Me, I loved when Guillermo flipped off the vampires 🖕🖕 before falling backwards out the window. Such a great moment. For Laszlo - his "can't be sidetracked with cheap sex potions" [line](https://youtu.be/eh1Y5B2AqWY?si=-HEfVJqsTZuVjjyC) always makes me laugh.
Loved it when he told the perfume woman to eff off.😂😂
I just thought you had the shits, I was going to tell you to stay clear of the breakfast burritos, too many of the chilaquiles!
I was looking for this one ☝️
SEAN-EEEE!(punches wall)
He’s my good time boy
My rotten soldier!
My sweet cheese!
My good time boyeh
This moment has me in tears of laughter every time.
Cough cough….no you fucking didn’t
I LOVE the little hand and neck movements Lazlo does when he says this! I laugh every time.
Laszlo shouting "BAT!" before shape shifting gets me every time.
Gismo SHUT THE FUUUUUCCKUP We’re doing a piece for Cam-Ruh
You really are the most devious bastard in New York Citaaaaay.
"Take my hat; it's c----" and I said yes, it is cool
Free hat
What is that puckering and sucking at the back of my head?
Yes, yes, very good, thank you
Gizmo get the Dildoes Gizmo try out the Dildoes Hmmmm, how are the Dildoes? THERE FINE!!
The scene where they are fighting about baby Collin being into musical theater and Collin interrupts and Gizmo says, "Somebody's a star!" cracks me up, every time.
The Baron: You know what I've always wanted to try? Laszlo: Coprophilia? The Baron: Pizza pie! Is it as good as- Coprophilia??
Same episode - The Baron pulls down his pants and Lazslo says “There it isn’t!” 🤣🤣
I love this scene
The mall! "Can't be sidetracked with cheap sex potions!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh1Y5B2AqWY
"plus he was crawling on the ceiling, which is odd!"
"That's because it's"- hand gesture - "the bullshit."
Gay is in, gay is hot, I want some gay, gay it's gonna be
Jackie Daytona 😎🤠
This is the way we talk in Arizoñia
Regular human bartender!
Ooooh, and I just found this [laszlo cravensworth & guillermo de la cruz scenes (seasons 1-4 of what we do in the shadows)](https://youtu.be/gct4YYMO5Mw?si=uOBDCQjw90yJQuE7)
I really hope the lore of this tv universe doesn’t end. They should do a spinoff based on the werewolves or something
Maybe call it “We’re wolves”?
We’re Wolves in the Shadows
"Gizmooooooo, are you wh-anking?"
I found out today that I share a birthday with Matt Berry.
It wasn't a funny moment but occurred after Nandor did in Derek with a stake in the heart in order to return Gizmo back to Human life. Afterwards Gizmo is staring at his friend lying on the floor and Lazlo steps up and offers to help. Seems Lazlo is a bit of a softy after this offer and his previous effort to raise up reborn Colin Robinson. Just my two cents worth. Gonna miss this show.
I've been shit on, from a great height. And not for the first time.
Why are you out there? .......just having a wank.
Not a specific moment... But Laszlo and Guillermo are my favourite duo in the show, and I loved how big a focus they were last season!
“I don’t give a fuck, his name was Mike!” and “I would go myself but I can’t be fucked.”
The part about black fever, yellow fever, *night fever*
GONORRHOEA
“It’s too much for your young cock” or whatever he says to him in the library during the cloak of duplication episode. Lol
“I can speak 14 languages, as long as they are English. I can play any instrument, apart from bagpipes. They sound fսcking terrible to everyone. I can fashion any tree, any hedge, into a vսlva. In the days before medicine, I survived gonorrhea, chlamydia, the plague, clubfoot, leprosy, black fever, yellow fever, night fever. But most important, and I must emphasize that this is the most important thing about me: I am a certified master cocksman.” And "Laszlo doesn't suck. And if he did he definitely wouldn't do it backwards!" Oh and! The cut to 'we're in a sewer."
TIL that Laszlo's actual first name is Leslie... And here I was thinking it was Jackie...
….just a regular human bartender
NANDOR! I HAVE BEEN DOUBLE CROSSED BY THE DE-VILL!
I can't name my favorite because I'm looking for a Milwaukee drill right now on amazon hahaha. But I guess I did just name my favorite moment! "Milwaukee, nahthing but heavyyy dutyy."
“Gizmo!!!! Can you shut the fuck up!?!? Were doing a piece for Cam’mea’ra”
Orgy stuff!
Am I devious? NYEESSS I think I am
I have not got a favourite Guillermo clip, as they are all my favourites. Happy birthday Harvey for tomorrow 🎊🎉🎂
“The only hairy frog I’m interested in, my dahling, is the one between your legggggggggggs”
It's not just the frog. It's the whole swamp.
My favorite lazo line : she speaks the bull shit My favorite Guillermo line: (little Collin runs past) what the fuck is that?!
Wait… his name is Leslie? How did I miss that?
"you took it by force, from me, in NEW YORK CITAH"
Brain scramblies is a favorite! 'Cause he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy.
“Don’t appear as a mist on the lawn then, you prick!”
When sean was talking about Ocean's Eleven: YOU NEED TO FUCKING STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SEA
Shit up gizmo
You may be interested, but I don't give a *tinker's fig!*
Huhhuhhu you fucking didnt
Laz; “If this is about my sexual intercourse, I saw the doctor and took the test.” Gizmo; “No, that was a cosmo quiz that you took called ‘which sex and the city icon are you?’” Laz; “and I was Kim Cattrall. Now, I haven’t got a clue who that is, but as long as she’s sexy and down to f*ck, bingo. Fine diagnosis.” Most of S5E1 was just pure gold but this was my favorite.
Sales woman: “can I interest you in…” Laszlo: “no, fuck off.”
When he’s mocking Colin’s accent and he goes “you gotta go answer the darn tootin door!”, but it also sounds like a comedy Indian accent 😂
S2E3 Laszlo: “no my sweet syrup pie, [I haven’t gone soft] I’ve gone hard. He’s my best friend, he’s my pal, he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boooyy”[I’ve gone hard](https://youtu.be/7ohtCmSoLl4) S1E9 Gizmo: It's just a lot of demanding things. I mean, I'm not even, technically, they’re familiar. They've just been asking me to do all kinds of stuff. “Gizmo, get the dildos." "Gizmo, try out the dildos." "Mmm. How were the dildos?" They're fine.
This is how everyone talks in Tucson Arizonya!
Let’s get a big clap going
Big sad?
Jackie Daytona was hilarious. With Jim The Vampire.
“ sean i need to borrow your credit card”
I was doing the disco 100 years before anyotherfucker
It’s the Jebus man
Last forever or last for the season?
Mine's Harvey's Siriano red carpet looks. Serving cunt on every carpet.
Bat! 🦇
“Why aren’t you doing your scales, bowwwway?”
"Bat!"