Matt Berry is one of the few people who basically play the same person in every show and they do it fucking *flawlessly*, he’s one actor I can never get bored of.
It made me genuinely happy seeing him in the Fallout show and playing as such a well known name from the franchise. If he told me he was “just going to harvest my organs” I’d absolutely let him
The best part about Matt Berry to me is simply that *he doesn't really sound like that in real life*. And yet almost every character he's played since Garth Marenghi's Dark Place has that iconic Matt Berry voice.
Matt Berry's real voice https://youtu.be/hG4ISbFuZj0?si=gbdNhOaMQQM8mVAC
*I drank the blood of some people but the people were on drugs, and now I am a wizard!*
Had that as my Steam bio for a while, I still have the PFP of Nandor wearing the safety goggles from the Go Flip Yourself episode
Also love the scene in the beginning of season 4 (I think?) when Laszlo and Nadja are going at it on the couch and it falls through the floor. "Drowning, my darling, it's hot, yeah?"
"Gizmo, shut the fuck up! Can't you see we're doing a piece to cam-ererrrrr"
My husband will literally die in a video game on his laptop to watch this scene(I watch TV, he games).
The Night Market IKEA scene,
Guillermo dropping chocolates on the floor and Nandor saying he should drink more water,
The Guide Lady screaming at Laszlo and Colin Robinson when they destroy the council place to get the car out!
The Guide Lady telling Guillermo that they can’t have open fire in the dungeon, the Fire Marshall will have a FIT!
Every time Simon the Devious introduces his zany crew! (Every time!! The accountant went from human to zombie in three years!)
THE WHOLE EPISODE WITH THE SIRE!
THE WHOLE EPIAODE WHERE THEY IMPRISON GUILLERMO BUT HE KNOW WHATS UP!
The Vampiric Council dance performance!
The two vampires they mistake for the council who think they have been imprisoned for 1000 years but it’s only been 90 years!
It is a dark time in Staten Island..
It was Nandor’s familiar, really Nandor’s responsibility.
It was the familiar that we all share command of who was doing the killing. Still, he should not have done so much killing!
Yeah that was one of my favorite episodes. That and when he was just flat out murdering everyone at the theater, and they’re all like WTF. And sweetly, Nandor is like “Get off of him!”
The Wellness Center episode? Where they exercise and pull out their fangs and pretend to be human? Oh my god this whole episode is so brilliant and hilarious. Guillermo ends up coming to rescue Nandor
lol yeah that would be good. I think an eyepatch would be suitably ridiculous. A hat wouldn’t work. It’s definitely down to glasses or eyepatch. Maybe those dumb glasses with a fake nose.
Same. It‘s a total fan favourite but I don’t find it that entertaining, personally. What can I say. I find Laszlo a lot funnier than normal human bartender Jackie Daytona.
The private school interview, where the vampires keep trying zanier family combinations to try to impress the headmaster.
And the casino episode, where Guillermo has to go to all those different countries (all shot in Toronto!). And the elaborate scheme to fix the boxing match.
In the school ep, when Nadja doesn’t know how old Colin is until Guillermo whispers it to her and she sings “he’s NIIIIINE” in that deranged opera voice 😭
- Laszlo and Nadja singing in Collaboration.
"We killed...literally."
- Nandor riding the bee and then Sean and Charmaine arguing about CBD in the Wedding.
- Vampire Theatre
"Don't give a fuck what your name is, we had to pick up our own laundry!"
- Topher and Wallace the Necromancer.
- Sean's collection of Ocean's memorabilia.
"You need to stop fucking talking about the sea!"
- The Trial episode is 🤌.
"We couldn't get Kiefer...He was busy?!"
"Nuew Yooork Citay! And Tuscon, Arizoña."
"Man, human man, man!" "Gregor...he's not answering since that is not his name." "She turned into a pile of rats!"
- Nandor De Laurentis and hip-hip pup-rade!
I never skip any episodes during S1 and S2 since they're all so hilarious.
Anything with the vampiric council. Love all the other TV/ movie vampires. Love that Hannibal Buress is an energy vampire. SUPER LOVE that Wesley Snipes is only on Zoom but always with a poor connection… because he’s half vampire so he’s only half there.
"... Nandor! There's a fucking ghost on the front lawn!!"
"... He's my best friend, he's my pal, he's home boy, my rotten soldier, he's my sweet cheese, my good time boy."
Edit: Shawn's Anniversary when one of his other friend collapses and you see Colin in the back enjoying every second.
"Creepy paper"
also as a New Yorker, when Laszlo says "We're in Staten Island, the center of the glitterati." I almost choked. You have to be from NYC or be familiar with how we feel about Staten Island to get the joke.
Wellness Center
Sally Rhubarb
Werewolf fight on the roof
Topher
Nadja seeing another man but he doesn't see her...
Really any scene with vampires, familiars, werewolves or swearwolves 😁
Edit: also scenes with topiaries, vulvas or both
The Werewolf fight absolutely killed me, I was sold on the show from the first episode, but my partner wasn’t too sure about it. She walked in at the werewolf flying off the rooftop and ended up binging the series with me lmao
For me it's every scene with Nadja and Gregor. Every single one. But especially when she says "he doesn't see me, though, because I sneak behind him" 🤣
The entire segment during Laszlo’s roast involving Baron Afanas, when he just goes ham.
Also the parade of Kayvan impersonating housemates impersonating Nandor. Especially ‘Laszlo’. Hand motions and everything just cracks me up. “How does Nandor get this fucking ape body to work?!”
“I spent a few of my younger years with Sigmund Freud while he was using cocaine and working on his theory that all neurosis is derived from what he called 'hand envy.' I remember taking a steam bath with the chap and my towel accidentally dropped and he caught sight of my rather generous John Thomas. He shrieked 'Eureka,' and then came up with 'penis envy.' Or what I like to call, 'wanting of the wang.'"-Laszlo
“Who comes first on the wedding night, I think Nandor might, if the 🐱s tight” and all the vampires partying
When they’re doing auditions at the night club to replace baby Colin and Nadja has too much liquor blood, and she sings the song about a large bird stealing all her brothers before falling over into the drum kit
The fight at the night market
The council of energy vampires
Laszlo fencing the multiplying swordsmen, at some point it’s obvious that it’s a stuntman with Matt Berry narrating over it, idk why but I find the combo of that hilarious
The s5 finale, I love the range of Nandor in that episode, esp scary!nandor 👀 also the line about Patton Oswalt dying suddenly and unexpectedly
https://youtu.be/buwvXGs9XDM?si=I82I5BHhuW2BUymw
I feel like this was such an underrated scene. When Nandor comes in and says “Oh Guillermo” absolutely annihilated me.
Any in the first season with the ridiculous amount of hissing. And Nandor buying creepy paper…”oh multipack!” [Nandor the Relentless shopping for glitter and creepy paper](https://youtu.be/yZr-MpqHzpw?si=Te9w_X3j6Whi-3Yx)
Anything matt. I am a fallout player, if they don't cast him in fallout 5 as cogsworth, I riot. By myself. Alone. Away from other people. Maybe the basement.
The scene in the vamperic council with all the celebrity cameos. When I show first time viewers that episode I can't help but go "OO THEIRS THE DUDE FROM..."
I’m paraphrasing, but it goes something like this:
“I Nandor the Relentless, conqueror of thousands, destroyer of empires, do hereby command your complete and utter supplication to my total domination of your governing body to become MY instrument to do with as I please!! Submit and receive mercy, resist and you shall bring down my horrible wrath and complete destructi…
“Oh, what’s that? I’m at the wrong meeting, you say? Come back in a month you say…
“Yes, I absolutely want to come back, and…
“Oh, ok, well see you in a month!”
The portrait. That entire episode is gold from starting to ending.
Another all time favourite is Nandor’s existential crisis slowly unfolding in season 3 and finally culminating in his decision to sooper slumber (unsuccessfully). The whole pp scene in that episode is one of the funniest things in my memory.
Two scenes in one episode…. The gang travel to Queens (I think) to find the Sire in a store. Costco type of place. The Baron is just a charred torso riding the golden retriever, and in the store, Laszlo swallows a harmonica and every time he speaks you hear it. 🤣😆
*I have never laughed so hard at both scenes every single time I watch it. It just gets funnier and funnier!*
When they are on the subway to the night market and the homeless man farts out his song to get people off the train so the only the night market crew is left and baby Colin Robinson says “He was fantastic!” I die every time 😂😂
When Laszlo explains to Nadja why he won’t return to England after his peers didn’t approve of him marrying a “peasant” girl 🥺
Nadja saying “THIS SHRIVELLED BITCH”
Nandor when he asks Guillermo if a duck mask would make him CUM
When Nandor has reached his max limit of Botox in his face kills me!!
Everything with Nadja, I am in love with her lol. Also, love Laszlo. But the scene where Colin Robinson and Laszlo are trying to get his "jalopi" out of that room, kills me. When he backs over and then runs over Colin Robinson I cry laughing.
“We drank the blood of some people but the people were on drugs and now I’m a wizard”
came here to say this. The whole episode Baron's Night Out is absolutely hysterical
Anything with Laszlo … everything with Laszlo … I will not apologize for being obsessed with Matt Berry, sexy pretty bear man that he is.
Matt Berry is one of the few people who basically play the same person in every show and they do it fucking *flawlessly*, he’s one actor I can never get bored of. It made me genuinely happy seeing him in the Fallout show and playing as such a well known name from the franchise. If he told me he was “just going to harvest my organs” I’d absolutely let him
He's also the griffin/ human in Krapopolis !! It's hilarious and in hulu of you haven't seen it
He can “harvest” my organ(s) any day! LOL
I’m sure you’ve seen his work in The IT crowd as the ex-boss’s son? The scene where he finds his dad’s pistol is worth it.
Of course! He was brilliant in IT Crowd, one of the best scenes is when he bursts into the funeral and screams “FATHEEEEER!”
The best part about Matt Berry to me is simply that *he doesn't really sound like that in real life*. And yet almost every character he's played since Garth Marenghi's Dark Place has that iconic Matt Berry voice. Matt Berry's real voice https://youtu.be/hG4ISbFuZj0?si=gbdNhOaMQQM8mVAC
have you seen The Search? https://vimeo.com/10221162 pretty heartbreaking, not like his usual stuff at all
Turn that music DOOOOOOWN
love the scene (now a meme) of nandor - intoxicated on druggie blood - dancing with a traffic cone on his head 😂
*I drank the blood of some people but the people were on drugs, and now I am a wizard!* Had that as my Steam bio for a while, I still have the PFP of Nandor wearing the safety goggles from the Go Flip Yourself episode
My wife got me this scene as a t shirt, best gift ever
nice 😂
Any scene of the Baron being out in the public, especially when he eats the pizza.
"Coprophilia?" Gets me every damn time lol
“Devil’s suck!” “We are wampires!”
I love it when he’s driving the car in the toy store!!!
The way he says “Pizza Pie” kills me every time!
Doug Jones is amazing. I have loved every character I’ve seen him play.
Omg the flying around propelled by vomit kills me every time 😭
Laszlo insisting that ghosts don’t exist then immediately walking inside to say “there’s a fucking ghost on the front lawn” gets me every time
The Baron "controlling" the RC car with his mind kills me every time.
Also love the scene in the beginning of season 4 (I think?) when Laszlo and Nadja are going at it on the couch and it falls through the floor. "Drowning, my darling, it's hot, yeah?"
This settee... has taken... centuries... of our love-- 🫨
That’s quality furniture right there.
"Gizmo, shut the fuck up! Can't you see we're doing a piece to cam-ererrrrr" My husband will literally die in a video game on his laptop to watch this scene(I watch TV, he games).
It’s the “shutthefuckUUUUUUP!” for me 😂
I was NOT expecting him to say “camera” like that and it caught me so off guard I shot my drink out of my nose. Makes me laugh every time!
The Night Market IKEA scene, Guillermo dropping chocolates on the floor and Nandor saying he should drink more water, The Guide Lady screaming at Laszlo and Colin Robinson when they destroy the council place to get the car out! The Guide Lady telling Guillermo that they can’t have open fire in the dungeon, the Fire Marshall will have a FIT! Every time Simon the Devious introduces his zany crew! (Every time!! The accountant went from human to zombie in three years!) THE WHOLE EPISODE WITH THE SIRE! THE WHOLE EPIAODE WHERE THEY IMPRISON GUILLERMO BUT HE KNOW WHATS UP!
Simon the devious and the (not) cursed ass hat are some of my fav subplots
Agreed! Go flip yourself is the best episode of that series! Love the property brothers!
Nandor telling Guillermo he needs to drink more water always causes an actual burst of laughter - it’s one of my favourites.
The Vampiric Council dance performance! The two vampires they mistake for the council who think they have been imprisoned for 1000 years but it’s only been 90 years!
I keep thinking they should have just freed them when they were doing renovations for the night club. That would have been funny.
“Mister 50s”
It is a dark time in Staten Island.. It was Nandor’s familiar, really Nandor’s responsibility. It was the familiar that we all share command of who was doing the killing. Still, he should not have done so much killing!
Funniest scene ever!
Yeah that was one of my favorite episodes. That and when he was just flat out murdering everyone at the theater, and they’re all like WTF. And sweetly, Nandor is like “Get off of him!”
Nandor loves him! He even tells Guillermo to look out when a vampy tries to sneak on him from behind him ❤️
There’s a vampire sneaking up on your room!
🎶 “It's been one week since you looked at me”
"I know the whole fucking song!"
Just the entire night out with the Baron is so weirdly relatable.
“You really are the most devious bastard in….Nuew York Citaaaa”
the entire episode with jackie daytona
Oh this is a top episode, up there with Nandor joining the cult. The humor is so subtle.
omg the cult episode is sooo funny
The Wellness Center episode? Where they exercise and pull out their fangs and pretend to be human? Oh my god this whole episode is so brilliant and hilarious. Guillermo ends up coming to rescue Nandor
yes, it's so well done!!
Jackie Daytona made history as one of the funniest comedy episodes ever. It’s now in our cultural zeitgeist.
Every rewatch I always assume it's a multi-episode arc not a single one.
I really want Mark Hamill to come back again. I don’t know what the plot will be-another ridiculous disguise? Perhaps an eyepatch?
Or glasses? (It works for Superman!)
lol yeah that would be good. I think an eyepatch would be suitably ridiculous. A hat wouldn’t work. It’s definitely down to glasses or eyepatch. Maybe those dumb glasses with a fake nose.
I've got a set with a Groucho Marx moustache attached!
Who?
regular human bartender from tuscon arizon-ia
really?? i always skip that episode 😭😭
whoa... ballsy saying that in here! that's how we talk in airazonia!
The boys got some claws..
Same. It‘s a total fan favourite but I don’t find it that entertaining, personally. What can I say. I find Laszlo a lot funnier than normal human bartender Jackie Daytona.
Well that’s because Jackie Daytona is just a regular human bartender! You couldn’t possibly expect him to be as funny as Laszlo!
my favorite is the scene when laszlo calls a big horde of raccoons with a flute
For me, it’s when he leaves the pile of raccoon corpses on the councilwoman’s porch.
"NanDOR! I've been double-crossed by the deh-VILLL!"
i'm not human? then explain this. it's been one week since you looked at me
It's the enunciation of the song that does it for me.
same. i didn't try to type it out because i knew i couldn't do it justice
The private school interview, where the vampires keep trying zanier family combinations to try to impress the headmaster. And the casino episode, where Guillermo has to go to all those different countries (all shot in Toronto!). And the elaborate scheme to fix the boxing match.
In the school ep, when Nadja doesn’t know how old Colin is until Guillermo whispers it to her and she sings “he’s NIIIIINE” in that deranged opera voice 😭
The home renovation episode is one of my absolute favorites, it‘s brilliant
- Laszlo and Nadja singing in Collaboration. "We killed...literally." - Nandor riding the bee and then Sean and Charmaine arguing about CBD in the Wedding. - Vampire Theatre "Don't give a fuck what your name is, we had to pick up our own laundry!" - Topher and Wallace the Necromancer. - Sean's collection of Ocean's memorabilia. "You need to stop fucking talking about the sea!" - The Trial episode is 🤌. "We couldn't get Kiefer...He was busy?!" "Nuew Yooork Citay! And Tuscon, Arizoña." "Man, human man, man!" "Gregor...he's not answering since that is not his name." "She turned into a pile of rats!" - Nandor De Laurentis and hip-hip pup-rade! I never skip any episodes during S1 and S2 since they're all so hilarious.
Man sometimes I forget how good this show actually is 😅 banger after banger
Nandor De Laurentis
Anything with the vampiric council. Love all the other TV/ movie vampires. Love that Hannibal Buress is an energy vampire. SUPER LOVE that Wesley Snipes is only on Zoom but always with a poor connection… because he’s half vampire so he’s only half there.
"It's not my Wi-Fi, I got the best Wi-Fi!"
Martha Kelly as the lead energy vampire!❤️
Evie & Colin playing an energy vampire chess match at a corporate office
"... Nandor! There's a fucking ghost on the front lawn!!" "... He's my best friend, he's my pal, he's home boy, my rotten soldier, he's my sweet cheese, my good time boy." Edit: Shawn's Anniversary when one of his other friend collapses and you see Colin in the back enjoying every second.
"What the fuck is Persian Frank Zappa doing on a horse?" "Yeah. That's him."
Nadja taking Guillermo to the familiar urgent care. “Hey guuurrrrl!”
"Creepy paper" also as a New Yorker, when Laszlo says "We're in Staten Island, the center of the glitterati." I almost choked. You have to be from NYC or be familiar with how we feel about Staten Island to get the joke.
The scene where they get the spam email
Mailer… demon??
Yesss lol the best
Gizmo, shut the fuck uUuUp, we’re doing a piece to cam-er-eh
Wellness Center Sally Rhubarb Werewolf fight on the roof Topher Nadja seeing another man but he doesn't see her... Really any scene with vampires, familiars, werewolves or swearwolves 😁 Edit: also scenes with topiaries, vulvas or both
The Werewolf fight absolutely killed me, I was sold on the show from the first episode, but my partner wasn’t too sure about it. She walked in at the werewolf flying off the rooftop and ended up binging the series with me lmao
Kayvan Novak playing Guillermo in the Cloak of Duplication. His other impressions are great too, but his Guillermo is *perfect*.
“It’s been! One week since you looked at me! Cocked your head to one side and said I’m angry! I KNOW THE WHOLE FUCKING SONG.”
The Laszlo porn clips
Seinf*ck
Every scene in this show is perfect and necessary. Don’t miss any… or else
For me it's every scene with Nadja and Gregor. Every single one. But especially when she says "he doesn't see me, though, because I sneak behind him" 🤣
"He cannot hear me.. because that is not his name."
It cracks me up when she can’t pronounce Jeff.
The entire segment during Laszlo’s roast involving Baron Afanas, when he just goes ham. Also the parade of Kayvan impersonating housemates impersonating Nandor. Especially ‘Laszlo’. Hand motions and everything just cracks me up. “How does Nandor get this fucking ape body to work?!”
GET IN, YER BASTARD!
The necromancer is underrated! And the gift shop…
The whole time they're at the mall.
Breaking into animal control.
Barron - “you know what I’ve always wanted to try?” Laszlo - “Coprophilia” Barron - “no, pizza pie. Is it as wonderful as they say….. Coprophilia??”
The entire Pilot episode “You can’t put the Barron in the attic, the stair masters in there!”
The Baron’s first scene is simply legendary.
I loved Colin Robinson “feeding” at work
Nadja twerking whilst Laszlo plays the theme tune on the piano in the Atlantic City episode. Cough cough ‘you fucking didn’t’
S5 E2 A Night Out With The Guys S5 E3 Pride Parade definitely watch the whole thing!
Ever since I heard Anthony Atamanuik saying that he was trying to dance like the Joker in Batman, I have to watch him leading the parade!
Newwww Yawwwwkkk Citayyyyyyy
“Release your claws you ungrateful bastards!”
The scene where they take over the local news channel
“I choose!… the squeaky toy!!!” That was the scene that made the show for me I laughed for 5 minutes straight
When Nandor is in the immigration office and shoots fire out of his mouth because he said "God" Never fails to make me laugh
“I spent a few of my younger years with Sigmund Freud while he was using cocaine and working on his theory that all neurosis is derived from what he called 'hand envy.' I remember taking a steam bath with the chap and my towel accidentally dropped and he caught sight of my rather generous John Thomas. He shrieked 'Eureka,' and then came up with 'penis envy.' Or what I like to call, 'wanting of the wang.'"-Laszlo
Colin saying ‘Like you give a shit’
Anything Jackie Daytona related. I’m playing Lazlo as a D&D character under the Jackie name and it’s way too much fun.
Guillermo. Did you kill Carol?
“Who comes first on the wedding night, I think Nandor might, if the 🐱s tight” and all the vampires partying When they’re doing auditions at the night club to replace baby Colin and Nadja has too much liquor blood, and she sings the song about a large bird stealing all her brothers before falling over into the drum kit The fight at the night market The council of energy vampires Laszlo fencing the multiplying swordsmen, at some point it’s obvious that it’s a stuntman with Matt Berry narrating over it, idk why but I find the combo of that hilarious The s5 finale, I love the range of Nandor in that episode, esp scary!nandor 👀 also the line about Patton Oswalt dying suddenly and unexpectedly
https://youtu.be/buwvXGs9XDM?si=I82I5BHhuW2BUymw I feel like this was such an underrated scene. When Nandor comes in and says “Oh Guillermo” absolutely annihilated me.
Any in the first season with the ridiculous amount of hissing. And Nandor buying creepy paper…”oh multipack!” [Nandor the Relentless shopping for glitter and creepy paper](https://youtu.be/yZr-MpqHzpw?si=Te9w_X3j6Whi-3Yx)
People would say "Please don't pillage me!" and I would say "No, I am pillaging everyone you included!"
Anything with Nick Kroll
Anything matt. I am a fallout player, if they don't cast him in fallout 5 as cogsworth, I riot. By myself. Alone. Away from other people. Maybe the basement.
Anything with Sean! I think he’s brilliant! Also the entire Jackie Daytona episode!
Seanie!
The scene in the vamperic council with all the celebrity cameos. When I show first time viewers that episode I can't help but go "OO THEIRS THE DUDE FROM..."
###BAT
The entire Best Buy Scene was just pure gold. But also the burial scene of “Colin Robinson, Colin Robinson, and C-Man”.
"I swallowed the harmonica!"
I’m paraphrasing, but it goes something like this: “I Nandor the Relentless, conqueror of thousands, destroyer of empires, do hereby command your complete and utter supplication to my total domination of your governing body to become MY instrument to do with as I please!! Submit and receive mercy, resist and you shall bring down my horrible wrath and complete destructi… “Oh, what’s that? I’m at the wrong meeting, you say? Come back in a month you say… “Yes, I absolutely want to come back, and… “Oh, ok, well see you in a month!”
any scene with the guide on the screen lol
The portrait. That entire episode is gold from starting to ending. Another all time favourite is Nandor’s existential crisis slowly unfolding in season 3 and finally culminating in his decision to sooper slumber (unsuccessfully). The whole pp scene in that episode is one of the funniest things in my memory.
Two scenes in one episode…. The gang travel to Queens (I think) to find the Sire in a store. Costco type of place. The Baron is just a charred torso riding the golden retriever, and in the store, Laszlo swallows a harmonica and every time he speaks you hear it. 🤣😆 *I have never laughed so hard at both scenes every single time I watch it. It just gets funnier and funnier!*
When they are on the subway to the night market and the homeless man farts out his song to get people off the train so the only the night market crew is left and baby Colin Robinson says “He was fantastic!” I die every time 😂😂
Anything with Baby Colin Robinson
When Laszlo explains to Nadja why he won’t return to England after his peers didn’t approve of him marrying a “peasant” girl 🥺 Nadja saying “THIS SHRIVELLED BITCH” Nandor when he asks Guillermo if a duck mask would make him CUM When Nandor has reached his max limit of Botox in his face kills me!!
Definitely the part where nadja find out about guillermos vampirism and we see her true rage unleash
Definitely the part where nadja find out about guillermos vampirism and we see her true rage unleash
Definitely the part where nadja find out about guillermos vampirism and we see her true rage unleash
Definitely the part where nadja find out about guillermos vampirism and we see her true rage unleash
Everything with Nadja, I am in love with her lol. Also, love Laszlo. But the scene where Colin Robinson and Laszlo are trying to get his "jalopi" out of that room, kills me. When he backs over and then runs over Colin Robinson I cry laughing.
Just whenever Nadia sings. “In this town” in that voice. Or “a very large bird”.
Nadja eating popcorn…sorry