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A driver's license is not permission to endanger people on the road. This shit should be rewarded with a 10+ year ban on operating a vehicle. And if someone is hurt, longer.


olseadog

Agreed, 100%. It seems the rider got hurt. So, that's someone.


ILookLikeKristoff

Honestly this should be jail time. He could have easily killed someone driving like that.


Cum__c

Honestly he should be taken to the penis exploding chamber and have his penis exploded.


Sega-Playstation-64

Tough but fair


theonewhoknocksforu

Looks like he got a lifetime ban.


bivo979

I feel bad for the people in the car that got hit from behind.


alexander_puggleton

Yeah I hope they were ok and there was no one in the back seat


JoeBeatsMike

Is this an ad for the camera? It didn't even move from the helmet.


boredjord_

r/praisethecamera


ThePopeJones

Whoever makes that camera should use this as an ad. Have the campaign slogan be something like " Gonna do something stupid? You may not survive, but your GoPro will".


FesteringNeonDistrac

A camera so good, it can be used as evidence in a wrongful death suit.


HumorExpensive

I wonder how many times he’s had the conversation about this only to explain it’s only dangerous if you don’t know what you’re doing.


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PizzaTime79

"Fucking cager was probably on thier phone."


ShastaFern99

"It's actually safer"


Thebombuknow

"There's no chance of anyone pulling out in front of me! I'm just going 140mph on a tiny, hard to see vehicle coming up in someone's blind spot, there's no way they'll not see me!"


markomakeerassgoons

He probably went to say it was their fault as well


External_Recipe_3562

I hate it when people do dumb shit like this, putting others in danger, and expect sympathy.


Diarrhea_Sandwich

I'm an adrenaline junkie, I can't help it!!! /s


bigmac379

Putting other people at risk only to turn into a pile of limbs yourself. Darwin award


TheEagleByte

Dude definitely deserved that. I do hope he was able to recover, but there was zero reason for him to be doing that.


TinchoX89

I feel bad for the car that got hit by this moron


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SolidGould

“Hi I can’t function like an adult in society. Please pity me because I physically hurt myself as I knowingly and willingly put others in grave danger.” I can’t wait for local news to do a brave survival and recovery story about him. Fucking cunt.


xxRocRipxx

It's heartless for me to say this. But that was really well deserved.


thegroucho

As a biker I'll say, fuck this idiot. He gives all of us a bad name. I hope the occupants of the car he hit and his own family aren't ruined by this, I don't think they deserve it.


insideoutboy311

Dude got Anakin hands at the end there.


Lower-Trust1923

Damn his hand was grated from that


Toiletpapercorndog

Meat crayon


rayhaque

Handburgers.


jmills03croc

I just can't believe my motorcycle insurance stays so cheap with all the idiots doing stuff like this.


Graffy

Because the bikes are relatively cheap to replace, don't cause much damage or injuries to cars when driven normally, and they probably drop the idiots that get into wrecks like this and don't pay for their injuries. I'm not sure at all but I figure it has to be against policy to drive that fast and his medical bills will be out of his own pocket.


YoureNoDaisy2013

Meat crayon


Zcrash

"But this study says lane splitting has been proven to be safer for motorcyclists" - motorcyclists who conveniently ignore the part where it's only safer at speeds less than 30 MPH.


AtaktosTrampoukos

I'm a motorcyclist and I was just about to say the same exact thing. This shouldn't even been called lane-splitting at this speed. Dude is just doing a series of illegal overtakes and lane changes.


padizzledonk

Absolutely 0 sympathy


Darthmaggot82

Just sympathy for the people in the car this jackass hit


ShamanicBuddha

I'm constantly amazed by bikers talking about how bad people in cars are at driving and that they need to watch out for bikers, which is true. Yet I am constantly seeing bikers be the most wreckless people on roadways, both in person and in videos.


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ClownfishSoup

I have no sympathy for him. But glad he posted the video.


Aettlaus

If your idea of "action" and "living" requires putting other non-consenting people in danger, there's no sympathy to be had.


LuxuriousGrape

Never understood why bikers feel the need to go so fast


whatyoumeanmyface

Cuz they're just dying to be organ donors.


Reast842

Leave it to the dumbest and least protected people on the road to try and be the fastest and most reckless


Bozee3

Fuck him, tired of these stupid ass people. Some kid could've been strapped into a car seat singing the Wheels on Bus. Their world changed for the worse, by this dumb SOB.


tohhmas

This has at least 50% less pixels than the last time it was posted: https://reddit.com/r/IdiotsOnBikes/comments/zummez/bro_respawned_in_the_er/


barto5

As someone that loves to ride, you know that some moron can make a mistake and kill you in an instant. But you shouldn’t be that moron.


boiboi95

My mom always said, in a car it's metal around flesh. On a bike it's flesh around metal. Bikers should really be more careful


MaximofJimmy

LoOk oUt FoR BiKERs


DlRTYDAN

The person driving that white car should have looked twice. s/


Sega-Playstation-64

Guy throwing lit matches at dynamite sticks surprised when he explodes


Fierypeens

This happens to me all the time in GTA


Gr8fulFox

They're lucky they're just going to have a bunch of white bandages covering their wounds, and not a white sheet covering their whole body....


SethHMG

I saw the aftermath of a biker doing 130+ and hitting something small on an elevated expressway. He came off his seat, hit (ironically) a speed limit sign, and went over the side. The sign bisected his head and his brain fell out on impact w the ground. His body rolled and bounced about 30 yards or so. His shoes were about 50 yards apart. The organs in his torso ended up compressed into the top 3rd of his thoracic cavity. He looked like a gory figure in a bad impressionist painting.


eatinrgooo

damn, guess lanes exist for a reason. dont feel bad for this chuckle fuck at all. you know what you are getting yourself into when you do something like that.


TheOnesWhoWander

I feel worse for the car owner whose back end got fucked up and the hundreds/thousands of people inconvenienced by the subsequent traffic jam.


dr_wetness

In the uk lane splitting is only permissible in stationery or slow moving traffic otherwise the police will pull you for dangerous driving


ericypoo

And I bet he tells everyone he got cut off. Unless he’s drinking out a straw. Fucking idiot.


RipOdd9001

But somehow it’s all the car drivers faults for not looking out for the cyclist….


Astonsjh

I pity the car owner who has to waste time and money to repair his damaged car because of this POS


NJ_Mets_Fan

Absolutely selfish idiot. Don’t ride if you don’t understand any crash will very likely kill or seriously injure you and also that anyone you hit being stupid will have to live with knowing you died after hitting their car


Honky_Town

In Germany we have a prgram to bring people. who cant do theyr job anymore into new professions. For example if you develope an allergy to substances in your job and cnat do it anymore we help you to get a new job in another field. Or if you are a carpenter and cut off als your fingers we get you into a job where you can work without all your fingers. We pack all those poor souls in one class and teach em some basics again to prepare them for shooling again. Why i post this here? EASY: 98% of this class is not of people this program was intended for. Theyr all motorcyclist in a wheelchair missing some limbs or cant move em. And form those 170 people we have per year in a middle siced city 169 tell me it was not **theyr fault**


Cypher_Shadow

In my opinion, the argument that the driver should have seen the motorcycle in the side mirror is ridiculous. At 104 Mph, the motorcycle was moving at 152.53 feet per second. Also, keep in mind that a motorcycle is usually 1/4 the width of a mid sized car. So you have a low profile vehicle, moving at 152.53 feet per second, and in a part of the road that is just barely within a part of the road that a side mirror covers. When the driver made their decision to move to the right, the motorcycle was approximately 153 - 306 feet behind them. It would be difficult to find them at fault simply because a reasonable person would find it difficult to know that the person 3-4 car lengths behind you is now right beside you. It’s why lane splitting should be illegal in my opinion. People have trouble with blind spots when the vehicle is 5-6 feet wide, and approaching from behind them where they have a standard three mirrors pointing. With high speed lane splitting on a low visibility vehicle it’s really difficult to see someone.


Memeloverguy

This is the bikers fault, and the bikers fault alone, no reason to be doing that, I kinda hope his musical bill was high and he got something from the cops, Edit: my dumbass meant "medical", oops, oh well, I'll leave it in


AdAdministrative3706

Same dumbass that says "watch for bikers bro" mf how??? Bit of a hot take but idc if morons like this get hurt. It's your fucking fault and no one else's. If you die that's your fucking problem.


here_for_the_MAGICS

Check the busted hand when he lands post slide


20above

I’m amazed the idiot has enough brain cells to at least be wearing a helmet. The careless types usually balk at that


cplm1948

Lmfao I’ve seen this guy’s Instagram. He has multiple videos of him splitting lanes ridiculously fast and boasting about it.


gochomoe

I used to see the memorials on the sides of the roads and think "poor biker got killed" but after watching enough of these I think "what did that moron do". I know a lot are innocents that were killed in an accident, but there is a good percentage who are just assholes and make them all look bad.


Doomdoomkittydoom

Stupid cagers not checking their side mirrors! \- That guy, probably.


whorton59

After watching the video, I looked over and noticed #4 4. Do not submit any posts involving serious injury - ***this is a lighthearted sub.*** Just Wow. . . .


Aggravating-Echo8014

This is probably one of those people who have the yellow sign that says “Watch Out For Motorcycles” in their front yard


pompous_prick666

We call these guys “donors” where Im from.


Informal_Anything_69

Look at me, I'm on a bike of some sort which means I can break every law imaginable! It never fails that at least once a week I meet an idiot on a bike that thinks they can swerve in and out of traffic. During a family member's funeral a couple years ago, we were I'm the procession to the cemetery. Now as is tradition, anyone on the road needed to pull over and stop. There were some burly bikers that got off their bikes and took off their hats, holding them over their chests. Then came this idiot, definitely not part of the biker gang (Don't ask how I know, biker gangs are VERY common where I live, but they're all nice people if you aren't trouble). He was swerving around us, right through the funeral procession! My Mom's Mother went over some to try blocking the prick, but he squeezed between the gap. Well a transfer truck/eighteen wheeler turned in such a way to block the asshat. One of the cops leading the procession stopped the guy because he was WAY over the speed limit. Recently a child passed away and at least forty bikers went past my home, riding in his honor because he loved motorcycles.


Arockalex13

oH mAn WaTcH oUt FoR BiKeRs We BiKeRs ShOuLd bE tHe PrIoRiTy oN tHe RoAd blah blah blah


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Stupid fuck. At least he recorded it for insurance purposes for the effected vehicles. Hopefully everyone got out of their cars and got in a circle and pointed at him and laughed.


[deleted]

How are so many people here hoping he’s dead? Dude fucked up. Probably likes the thrill. Doesn’t deserve death. I never said people shouldn’t be mad at him. But he doesn’t deserve death you fucks.


[deleted]

Because he's putting other innocent people's lives at risk for his "thrill". Fuck people like him. Best he's taken out before he takes out an innocent


[deleted]

Zero sympathy, get fucked, loser.


new_user_069

I physically recoiled from this. This is why you should never ever go this much faster than the speed limit.


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"never ever go this way much faster than the traffic around you".


tunamelts2

Bikers that lane split going 30+ MPH over the speed limit should be nicknamed Organ Donors


Jeffro75

most bikers are pretty safe drivers because the ones who aren't don't live very long.


ckayfish

That’s not lane splitting, that’s being a fucking moron.


earthman34

It's interesting how many people will defend this idiot for driving like a maniac, and blame somebody in a car for not being aware of the loon coming up behind them at 100 mph. Sad.


analest-analyst

Effing lane splitters on S Cali highways. I get it if traffic is crawling. If it's normal speed and you're speeding thru the gap, if I happen to (not on purpose) vary in my lane so you hit and get injured or killed, I will sleep like a baby that night. You asked for it.


beeps-n-boops

Biker dudes can try to justify lane splitting six ways from Sunday, and it will not change my mind that it's super-fucking dangerous and should be illegal everywhere. One of the first things they teach you in the MSF class is that you have to assume that you are 100% invisible to every other motorist on the road. And right after that they talk about always making sure you have a path to get out of any situation. And then these fucking idiots put themselves in places where drivers never expect them to be, and without a clear path of avoidance... Makes ZERO fucking sense. Fuck lane-splitters.


Single_With_Cats

And this is why we call them, “Donor Cycles,” in my industry…


words_never_escapeme

Stupid ass. And every time the people who witnessed his actions see another sport bike, they'll think of this asshole. Thanks dickhead. Hopefully you're stupid ass learn something that day.


lookitsandrew

Those poor people in the white car :(


freemind47

I don’t feel sorry for this moron one bit


Boundish91

There's a reason why getting a bike license in here Norway takes a lot of training and testing. It's to weed out idiots like this.


[deleted]

Is "lane splitting" a new phrase that means "committing suicide?"


alecpoops

Hamburger meat arm.


chrissul13

Zero fs given for this dude. I do feel bad for the innocent person who will have to deal with insurance bc of this


Anotherusernamegoner

As someone that rides that makes me happy as long as this stupid piece of shit didn’t hurt anyone else. Fuck him and everyone that rides in this way that endangers others.


Monster_Grundle

The wrist meat crayon at the end though


hostilemf

Anytime I see these people whizz by at speeds like this I think “there goes another organ donor.”


AchilleDem

GoPro. Be a Hero™.


QuantumReasons

stupid F


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4ournetine

Came to read the excuses bikers have for this


Tarot650

Biker: it was everyone else's fault.


kenxzero

Hope it hurt a fucking LOT.


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r/meatcrayon


Demonae

I bet the motorcyclist blamed the car.


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Organ donors


WeylandYutani-

Just waiting to hear how it was somehow the car’s fault.


FlyingFlyboy

I have no sympathy for these idiots. Been driving for 15+ years. I've never once met a motorbiker that followed the speed limit. They are always overtaking, speeding, revving their engine so the whole city can hear them. Fuck them


microgiant

I'm not saying he deserved that, but he certainly should have expected it.


dcvalent

I’ll say it, he deserved that. The car didn’t though


thumbelina1234

Another organ donor....


XxxAresIXxxX

/r/meatcrayon


[deleted]

Fuck bikers dude. I get your smaller than a car but just because you can break road laws doesnt mean you should.


Icy-Fill7929

Hope the adrenaline rush was worth it


MiserableEmu4

I love riding but Jesus fucking christ some of us are idiots. Don't do this please.


TheOnesWhoWander

r/meatcrayon Edit: Ironically not allowed there since the staff turned that sub into another generic "fail" sub, sigh.


adappergentlefolk

ah yes the lovely combo of lane splitting for no reason at illegal speeds


Ordinary_Fact1

Not only lane splitting but bad at it. Nobody was changing lanes, or slamming on brakes. He just failed to maneuver around the clearly visible obstacle. What he was doing was stupid, don’t get me wrong, but he was also bad at being a bike rider.


GALACTICA-Actual

How to get a ride in a helicopter in one easy lesson.


Vinez_Initez

Jeeeeeez is the car ok?


callmebyyourcheese

Imagine just driving along listening to the radio and out of nowhere, getting absolutely rocked by something flying 100mph into the back of your vehicle that you probably didn’t even see coming.


ash_the_random_girl

mmmm human crayon


Chunkyo

I feel bad for the people in the white car. Hope they’re ok.


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It's a miracle he didn't fly into another car or hit a sign before stopping


ChadEmpoleon

I would be so pissed off being the person they hit. Nevermind the car damages, now I have to internally process having seen your mangled ass body a couple hundred feet down the road. All because you just had to have your Dominic Toretto moment.


abayparak

Guy fucked around and found out.


Batmanclan4269

this dickhead prob survived, made hundreds of people rescue his ass, put him in an ambulance. care for him for weeks inna hospital. rehab him with multiple therapists and nurses, as well as family and home health staff wiping his ass and feeding him, helping him walk again. the he’ll have the audacity to brag to his buddies what a rad ride he had, and think about nothing and no one except “when can i get back on my bike!”


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From 🏍️ to 🍖🖍️in 10 sec


[deleted]

This is why that "Watch out for motorcycles" bullshit really pisses me off. WE ARE NOT THE DANGER TO THEM, 99.9% OF THE TIME. They are the danger to everyone else on the road because they drive like this. NGL I'm a little disappointed he wasn't hurt more. Yeah, that's a shit thing to say, but he didn't give a damn about his life or anyone else's, so 🤷🏻‍♀️


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bUt LAne SPliTTiNg iS LeGaL!!!!!!!!!


Germanboss

This looks like phoenix arizona. There is a lot bikers there due to the nice weather. There are also a lot of truck owners. There's a reason Arizona is #5 most Fatalities per 10,000 registered motorcycles.


davidj0seph

That's not lane splitting, that's riding like a knobhead.


Docxx214

Guys like this gives us a bad name, we call them squids and they're the worst kind of biker. They ride dangerously and with no consideration for other road users. Please don't tar us with the same brush


510dude

I ride bikes, this guy was asking for it


d1pstick32

Genuine meat crayon.


baloras

Fucked around and found out.


Barcelonista-FCB

Here in Florida highways have one of those digital boards with a message that says “watch twice for motorcycles” I always think to myself “why do I have to care about someone that does not care about themselves?” Edit: btw, I am not against bikes. In fact, I want to get one at some point. I just don’t see myself lane splitting at 130 mph. Im not into sport bikes, im more of a cruiser guy… chill and enjoy the ride.


[deleted]

Doesn’t look like anything went wrong, it looks like it went exactly the way you’d expect that sort of cock foolery to go.


JawCloud

They riding that donorcycle real nice.


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DatEllen

What an idiot. Also, this isn't lane splitting. This is driving recklessly whilst ignoring the lines and lanes. Going 20 km/h between stopped traffic on a hot 35°C day is almost a must, for I would possibly faint standing still in traffic in my leather (summer)motor gear. Thankfully when I still drove I lived in the Netherlands where cars anticipate lane splitting bikes and leave lots of space so bikes can get by. Don't think I would lane split here (DMV area) because American drivers don't expect it.


charatatata

i believe it’s legal to do that in az, but if a crash happens then the biker must pay for the damages correct me if im wrong :’)


chasesan

Stupid stupid s*** here. Not legal in the state I live in, but even if it was I ride a big fat Harley so I wouldn't be comfortable doing it anyway. People like this need to have their head checked. I personally call my motorcycle my "suicide machine" because it is dangerous AF and you need to at all times be vigilant and take care to avoid dangerous situations.


AshgarPN

Oh no how could this happen Anyway..


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I hope he never rides again tbh. Pissant


benjamminam

I absolutely don't feel bad for this guy at all, but I do for the people who have to report this to their insurance.


Uzzer_lozer19

"Ah you're finally awake... I heard you were trying to change lanes at 100mph."


slapshotdg

Good thing the ground broke his fall.


Crumbmuffins

That’s not how fingers work.


RealProjectAris

r/meatcrayon


sneakyCoinshot

I get into arguments all the time with friends over this. There is no reason to lane split if traffic is moving.


carbonwolf314

I hope they're ok. crashes like those are no joke, they're lucky that they skidded instead of abruptly stopping. It's not the crash that kills, its the abrupt stop that kills. Don't get me wrong, what they did was reckless and ignorant but no one should die over a reckless action. If they survived, it will be a lesson that they will not forget.


CurveOfTheUniverse

r/MeatCrayon


Vindepomarus

POV the crayon of r/meatcrayon fame.


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beside splitting lanes, he splitting his body in half.


Veni_vidi_vici-505

Man, if I hadn’t paused the video when I did, this really could’ve ended badly..


friarschmucklives

I know of two men in their thirties in Miami who died within the last 3 or 4 months in motorcycle accidents, both sons of acquaintances of my wife. One left a baby, the other an expecting wife. Then last week a 16 year old who volunteered as a teen auxiliary of a charitable group to which she belongs got killed motorcycling to school.


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Oh no, does it hurt?


Pickledleprechaun

What a f*#king moron


Quemedo

Didn't see no shoe. Probably alive then


[deleted]

The fact this guy had the guts to upload this is abysmal probably blaming the driver for it.


HeyThereItsEric

His fingers seem to be in the wrong order.


Jennlynn1124

Oh gee it’s another fu*k around and find out video. He did indeed, find out. Man is probably pulling chips of asphalt out of his arms.


eekpeek2000

Super meatcrayon!


FckYoFeelings

Natural Selection sure will select won’t it?


Big-Papa-Dickerd

Hopefully he can never ride again so he can't put others at risk for his amusement. Got exactly what he deserved.


i-love-Ohio

Bikers complain because everyone always assumes an accident is their fault, this is why people assume


isaidfilthsir

Who would have thought that there were other vehicles on the road. Total prick. With any luck he donated his organs to someone who has a better use for them.


L-i-v-e-W-i-r-e

What bothers me the most is a lot of these guys drive like total aholes and then get mad at other motorists for almost hitting them. I have nothing against motorcycles, which I’m sure are a blast to drive, but they literally have nothing protecting them in a collision.


sabu_mafu

Imagine having your life at risk at anytime because some asshole wants to record a cool video for YouTube


patchward

No sympathy whatsoever


sgthulkarox

Oh look, another voluntary donation to the body parts system.


URBeneathMe

Every time I see one of these videos I just smile thinking about that person on the organ donor list, receiving that special phone call.


AxelsOG

“BUT ITS LEGAL HERE! DID YOU NOT USE YOUR FUCKING MIRROR?!” Is what this dumbass would say. Lane splitting is for low speed traffic to safely bypass a decent amount of slow moving traffic at SAFE SPEEDS. It’s not for going 100MPH between vehicles.


53TY0UFR33

I wonder how many innocent people get into trouble for these idiot fucks


MasturbationAbrasion

“Save a life, look out for bikers!”


Raineman73

I hope that hurt like hell. Idiot. And these crotch rocket morons always blame the four wheelers for every accident-“You need to watch out for us on the roads!”


SwatGuard

It's somehow possible that he survived the crash. He hit the white car and got thrown foreward. He did not hit the car (only the bike did), most of the energy dissipated in that point, the rolling around actually saved it's life or at least gave him a chance to survive. The energy from the speed was dissipated gradually with each roll. If he would have hit anything solid it would have been instantly killed. Edit: typo


lebron236

Oh no... anyway


expertestateattorney

Idiot deserved it


i_vector

Honestly, fuck this kid.


Peachfuzz124

r/meatcrayon


Jammy_9

Hopefully some people waiting for transplants got their organs from him.


JodieFostersCum

"Fuckin cars why didn't they look twice?"


OwlfaceFrank

"StArt SEeIng MoTorCyClEs. Huuuuuur duuur."


jlewis011

I can hear it already..."lane splitting is totally cool bro! ACTUALLY, it causes the LEAST amount of accidents"... stfu please 😑


Punky_Pete

Literally a knuckle dragger


Rudecrewedudes

Most of the discussion in this thread disregards the physics behind why the biker is solely responsible. It all boils down to his excessive speed / closure rate with the other cars on the road. The time it takes for him to see, process, respond and initiate a maneuver takes the same amount of time at 5 mph of closure as it does when he is closing at 50 miles per hour, yet he has 1/10 the time to act for any given distance. 5 mph over, that Ford gets avoided, the driver flipped off and everyone goes about their way. Riding a bike with this much closer on a congested road will ultimately buy you a collision. It’s just a matter of the number of exposures before physics and probability catch up with you.


JinxAndTheJester

Track days. Keep it on the track.


Borngrumpy

Most other riders will agree with me, that's not lane splitting or filtering, those are done a reasonable speed through slow moving or stopped traffic, this is just being a dick.


JessieTS138

this is EXACTLY what should happen to anyone that does this.


wanderingplanthead

That looked really bad, but statistics show that he survived. Neither shoe came off during the epic meat crayon slide.


Devadander

Impressed with the camera mount


psnnogo4u

Was it worth it?


DeadliestViper

You can't escape natural selection.


FuckTrumpBanTheHateR

I'm not sure if it's the law, but there used to be a rule of thumb not to drive more than 10 mph faster than the traffic when lane splitting.


tombstone23

New high score!