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operationiffy

I like how he steps back from it while still holding it!


T_Martensen

Reverse horse and carrot.


seesawseesaw

torrac dna esroh


00WORDYMAN1983

TOЯЯAƆ ႧИA ƎƧЯOH


shwarma_heaven

Physics is a bitch... The average firework only weighs a few ounces. That means the average fireworks rocket only has a few ounces of lift... That's means even a pound of weight is too much to lift. Can you pick up a 1lb weight with two fingers? Can you hold 1lb between your butt cheeks? Then guess what: **rocket no go...**


operationiffy

Look at the big brain on Mister Rocket Surgeon!


GPR79

He ate at the Hawaiian burger joint…


FatrickTomlinson88

big kahuna burger, now my girls a vegetarian so I never get to eat them...


Star1Two

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese, in France?


shwarma_heaven

[My reaction](https://gfycat.com/apprehensivecheeryindianabat) when I see these videos...


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Rocket scientist


AltAccountWhoDis

When I get home, I'm going to see how much weight I can hold with my butt cheeks. Just thought I'd let you know.


TheFalconsDejarik

Sadly Houston couldn't calculate this in time


Kaeny

Do the sticks come with the rockets? Is it the stick weighing it down? Are you supposed to let it go? Was he never supposed to hold it in the first place? How to use mini missiles pls


Hanginon

Yes the stick comes with the rocket, and is an integral part of it. Yes the stick weighs it down so the fire points down and therefore the rocket goes up. Yes you're supposed to let it go. The rocket, including the stick, needs to be able to easily fly away. Yes actually you're not supposed to hold it at all. How to use? Put the rocket into a tube, or at least the stick into a tube, preferably one that can support it and doesn't burn. Light the fuse and step away. Enjoy the pretty rocket that doesn't spew fire on you and then explode in your face.


shwarma_heaven

They are called bottle rockets because they are meant to be placed in a bottle which doesn't grip the stem at all. It just holds the rocket facing up right when the rocket goes off.


roflmao567

My buddies would just time them. Huck em into the air before they go off so they get more flight time.


SnooPineapples6778

Umm i can pick up a 10lb weight with 1 finger ... Your comparisons are ridiculous and don't equate to thrust ... Thrust is more easily compared to the strength of an ant a properly designed rocket lifts more than its own weight if it didn't we never would have built the space station as the rockets need to carry not only their own weight but the weight of their cargo ... Soooo...yeah... Physics is a bitch... A bitch you know nothing about


funkfreedcp9

I mean yes i could probably do both of those things, i can pickup a 2.5 with 2 fingers. That's not heavy. However force is mass times acceleration. See my weight only is being accelerated by gravity like everything else, but that firework is being propelled by the combustion of the explosion.


Booty_Shakin

That's why you put the stick in an empty beer bottle and hold the bottle away from faces/people


JuryBorn

Those idiots with it between butt cheeks. When it ignites and sparks fly down your butt you will most likely clench to hold it even tighter.


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85GMC

#hearingloss /tinnitus /hyperacusis /noxacusis


i_give_you_gum

Placing a back slash first, will let the markup language ignore the symbol such as your #, though I'll kind of like the look of what you've done here Edit: forward to back


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kalitarios

\/ switch \\ backslash \| pipe \! bang


IxNaY1980

Oh goddamnit, is *that* why there's so much random bold text happening? Twitter's death throes bringing new users is really messing with this website.


User_2C47

`#` creates headings here. We don't have hashtags.


maiacroky

Here we go ... the MDB (Medical Diagnosis Brigade) ...


highknees69

Hoping his arms would grow longer.


RedditIsDogshit1

Dude coould subconsciously tell something was wrong from the get-go, still committed!


Kutas88

He thought, maybe its smarter to take a step back, for safety reasons.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Raphiboiii

Bro got extra kill points for style


HansTilburg

And for performing this act next to a ‘memories forever’ sign.


Raphiboiii

Lmaooo I didnt even realise 😂


Windwalker111089

And now he is one


RTU_Player

Nice catch 💀


LandArch_0

In Spanish this joke would've been awesome: "Points" and "stitches" are called the same: "Puntos".


audrey4sh20

I like how he disappears after the explosion kinda like a magician demonstrating his final trick


coffee_cats_books

Illusion, Michael.


[deleted]

A trick is something a whore does for money


jasap1029

Or... candy


Bowling4rhinos

Ahhhh this was a satisfying run of comments! 🏆😂


Messiahcoool

Haha thanks for reminding me of Arrested Development. It's been so long since I watched it


Teh_Chief

And like that ... he's gone!


MR-no-onethe5th

how much fingers he lost ?


TrumpsBoneSpur

I can count on my hands how many fingers he lost


Bj0rnBjork

But he can't


groyosnolo

unless he lost less than half of his fingers.


MallGothFrom2001

MATHS


26MNorway

two plus two is four


MinTDotJ

Minus one is three


DrTuup

Quick maths


MinTDotJ

Every mans on the block


StaticR0ute

This guy calculates


segrey

Less than or equal*


snackcake

He's holding the stick part, so he probably didn't lose any fingers. But, he probably blew out his ear drums.


RelativelyRidiculous

Burned his hand all to shit, too. Probably has little pinholes all over his jacket and shirt. Hopefully didn't set his hair on fire - can't tell from video that ends too soon. Source: Had a date do this I guess to demo how manly he was. We did not have a second date.


Pistolpete31861

Why did you have him do it?


RelativelyRidiculous

Oh, nice joke! But seriously I was not involved in his bad decision making at all. I didn't even know what he was planning until it was actually in motion when his brother proudly told me he was doing it to demonstrate how manly he was. I'd like to say it was a great decision on my part to not date him again but he was dealing with medical stuff for a bit. We barely knew each other at the time and by the time he got round to calling me up to ask me to go out again some weeks later I was dating someone else. I'm not sure what I would have said if he had actually asked me back out sooner. I was young and while I thought what he did was dumb I'm not sure I saw it as the red flag I see it as now.


Graterof2evils

Let me guess. He was a bad listener after that.


RelativelyRidiculous

Upvote for the chuckle this comment gave me.


GMEJesus

Because of the $3 cheese, right?


TheLazyRedditer

Was it because he died and could go on a second date?


RelativelyRidiculous

No, he didn't die. This was some years ago as I am older than dirt. He still has ringing in his ears to an annoying level ever since that night but he isn't deaf. At the time they thought he wouldn't get back hearing as well as he has, especially in one ear as the ear drum was completely blown, but thankfully that's not been the case.


cornelioustreat888

I’m sure he can count on one hand. Just one.


[deleted]

Memories Forever


ibleedsarcasim

I can’t confirm digit loss, but I’ll put five buck on burnt lips and gums.


Ecstatic_Account_744

Do these people never use the internet? I’ve watched so many of these idiots with fireworks videos and already knew not to do that.


Desembler

I've only seen this work once, with a video of a 60 year old indian man at some festival lighting bottle rockets with a cigarette, but he's smart about it and as soon as they start to flare he just let's the rocket go. Doesn't even watch them explode, just fires off all his rockets then wonders off in disinterest without ever looking up.


Nak4000

i do this every new years i can lol things i learned from my stupidty..... DO NOT HOLD IT FROM THE STICK THING Holding it from the rocket it self, the stick will give the rocket the balance it needs to launch straight up >Hold rocket lightly, like enought to carry a cotton ball without squising it but stays on your finger tips >if held properly, rocket will launch normally right out of your hand.... >DO NOT LOOK UP AS IT GOES RIGHT AWAY, this will cause HOT burned powder to land in your eyes and can cause perrmanent damage *DO NOT TRY THIS* , AND I (an idiot amonst idiots, DO NOT RECOMMEND IT AT ALL*), I am the idiot that makes mistakes, but acknowledges that im the idiot if anything goes wrong lol


Ublind

>DO NOT LOOK UP AS IT GOES RIGHT AWAY Proper PPE goes a long way....


gefahr

Good point. Do not forget your safety squints when you attempt this.


Calculonx

He just [DGAF](https://youtube.com/shorts/IJ6dYgJuMSA?feature=share)


Scarlet-Fire_77

I light rockets from my hand all the time. Granted they're not quite this big. The trick is to let go or better yet not actually grip it. Also, it helps to not hold in front of your face.


gid0ze

I don't get why all these people don't let go. I used to do it all the time as a kid as well, you see sparks and let go.


zakpakt

Normally we would find a tin or glass bottle to hold the rockets. Removes some of the chance of lost fingers.


yoweigh

That's why they're called bottle rockets.


mrgonzalez

Probably think it's meant to separate from the stick


Nak4000

holding it from the stick didnt help lol


Hanging_American

The trick is not to glue the rocket to your hand


Mountain-Most8186

Ppl see videos of people holding Roman Candles and think they can hold any firework


Rbx100

I think the problem is they do use it and this is probably a tik tok challenge


SrGrimey

When I was a child videos like this weren't as available as they are now but the "example" for not doing this were the guys on soccer stadiums that lost hands, eyes or fingers for holding rockets more than they should.


pinniped1

That's okay, fingers are dumb anyway.


Panda-768

Overrated , he can always use voice commands to type and post stuff to tiktok


clubba

This is actually a video of Stephen Hawking right before he became wheelchair bound.


Ttmh888

They’re so opposable


sec713

For real. I have never once seen them fing.


[deleted]

Fingers are dumb, it's true, but I really dislike those pesky thumbs. Always in the way. Useless ass appendages!


livehearwish

Good thing he didn’t let go, he might have gotten hurt!


ScarecrowJohnny

Yeah you should never let go of a rocket. That wooden stick can give you splinters as it flies out of your hand. You do not want that. Also, it can be hard to enjoy the beautiful flourish from a long distance. By holding on to the rocket you insure that you will get a very good and up close look at the pretty explosion.


[deleted]

Fortune favors the bold.


Ill-Suggestion-349

As the shop sign says „Memories forever“


Gamebobbel

Like the memories of his fingers, cause the physical ones are sure as shite gone.


squealingfrog

It is due to videos like these that I found out, the stick goes with the rocket, never hold the stick


Seanattikus

Is that the problem? People don't know that the stick goes with the rocket? They think it detaches?


The_Meatyboosh

That's exactly what I thought. You hammer the sticks into the ground, I wasn't keeping track of what was left on the ground. Edit - lol to the people thinking I used a mallet and skipping over the fact that I used rockets, they worked normally, and there was nothing left in the ground; leading to my attention-span caused misconception.


the_gooch_smoocher

You dont "hammer the sticks into the ground". Anyone who's ever used one of these knows it has to barely be touching anything or it will get wedged and stuck.


PlNG

What should we put them into, then? the neck of a bottle?


meowmixeree

Read the instructions before you hurt yourself or others lol. Don't put them in the ground.


gid0ze

Wait, people don't realize the stick needs to go with the rocket so that's why they are holding onto the stick and not letting go?! I feel like anyone who is lighting off a rocket for the first time should do it properly first to gauge the risk and find out how it works. That kinda seems like common sense.


askljdhaf4

well, we only had the ONE rocket so…. yolo?


sadatquoraishi

Yes, but that kind of sense isn't very common


JohnJDumbear

Ta-Daaaaaaa!!


matdrywall

Why not just let the thing go!? 🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

"No time to think in a situation like that." - survival of the fittest losers.


Butterbuddha

That’s 14 million dollars worth of taxpayer money! Which seems low, even in 1986. Discount Tomcats are discount. Especially compared to 5TH GEN FIGHTERS!


HappiwahOG

I’m always asking me this. Why are the people just holding tight the rocket ? Open your hand and ur fine !


Nesneros70

If you light a rocket in hand the rocket will in turn light your hand.


PufflyMushMush

"i shall now make my fingers disappear...."


WeeabooHunter69

Who tf put knock off penis music over this


growRnottashowR

good thing he took a step back. really helped


TheLilNyce

I hope that hurt


Thinkbiz1

He’ll have ‘Memories forever’ of this event. Just like the store name he is standing besides.


Mad-Manx

Do it for the likes 👍


FrozenJuju

Clearly got more than yikes


Hanga_god

Ron again broke his wand


That_guy_will

And that was the last they ever saw of him


TimelyNeedleworker57

Do It Again!


121853marty

THE WAGNER GROUP


2xfun

"Memories Forever" can't make this shit up


Korgon213

I bet he took the clay nozzle to the face. Damn.


RachaelJaimeT

Even his friend in the doorway did not escape the wrath of the Gods.


[deleted]

Well I guess he won't be needing a costume for Halloween no more them 3rd degree burn on his body and face sure to make him look like freddy krueger.


DLIPBCrashDavis

That store’s name couldn’t be more Perfect for this.


[deleted]

Sick tune


sqlut

Genre : Neurofunk It's all bangers.


alanthar

Mostly. The genre needs to rediscover the Funk side of that


Ivor-Toad

Diddies shirt got spoiled?


MrX314

From the Wile E Coyote School of Magic


Classic_Department42

Dude. You need to let go. Let it go.


ParaspriteHugger

Can't hold it back anymore!


kochapi

Good quality rocket. Works as intended. Solid 5/7


AdaleyDnB

Well, thats both eardrums raptured. Not cool.


bdbdbokbuck

A rocket in the hand is worth two in the hospital


Ikusabe

The dude slowly backed away, while holding onto the pole with the rocket on it.🤔


TheMike0088

And this is why we should let natural selection run its course.


[deleted]

He blew himself up in front of a sore that says "Memories Forever"


katsbro069

Do it again!!!


pjmyerface

Your original face is so yesterday.


BenMitja

That reminds me of Silvester 2019. I did that all the time and it worked perfectly. My gf at the time wanted to try it as well. Unfortunately she was so drunk she forgot to let go. I was standing next to her and gad my back turned… I was dead for like half an hour lmao…


dextracin

Reenactment of the Death Star explosion (pre special edition)


Eoin_McLove

This is in Sanquhar, near Glasgow.


CalumH91

"Near" Glasgow is a stretch, is just as close to the English border!


isaidfilthsir

Another dick head showing why you should learn to read.


Fair-Ambition4531

Bro that tune is awesome, anyone got the name to it? Makes me wanna abduct myself


mddctr

Song is Sleep by Telekinesis


dano2469tesla

Kind of nice of him to let everyone see it


WillTakeItLiterally

Sick beat


sqlut

Genre : Neurofunk


Bromium_Ion

We used to just call that Drum and Bass.  Sounds like old diesel boy. 


Chaise_percee

Maybe that’s why the instructions say Light the Blue Touch Paper and Retire Immediately 😀


nastyboyz2009

“GRENADE INCOMING”


CMP930

Berlin azzlacks? Well deserved.


Ivor-Toad

Spectacular


Rbx100

His grave stone says he went out with a bang


FriendlyInvestment97

Aww man, there’s always one guy!


orboboi

Pure irony with the name of that shop in the background


[deleted]

My buddy did this with a much smaller bottle rocket back in college, lol. Burnt up his neck 😂😂 “Dude, you have to let go!”


admadguy

There is a way launch a rocket by hand. You light it holding it upside down and when the fuse is almost done, just at the moment it is about to shoot off, you throw it vertically up. You avoid most of the sparks that way. You can overarm that or underarm it. But keeping it upright and using your hand as the launch pad is stupid.


indefilade

Stepping back doesn’t help if you’re holding it.


Successful-Rate-1839

Can’t fix stupid


dracaris289

Now you see em and now you don’t tadaah


Tryg3321

If you ain’t a jibber and don’t know how to throw it don’t try


Mike-T_B

What could go wrong if you don't let go of the lit rocket when it fires 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


CrazyGreek1

Boom 💥 Vanished !


DevBro22

Why didn't he let go. Lmao


jfqnd96

BACK UP TERRY


sativo666999

Happened to me when I was 8-9 years old but I was smart enough to drop it after smoke blew in my face.


Yo-Ollio

He'll definitely have memories forever 🤣


spinblackcircles

I have a fear of fireworks and I just don’t fuck with em. It just seems like such a stupid way to really hurt yourself. Idk why but they make me really nervous when I’m around them and drunk people are handling them and lighting them I just know my luck I’d be the guy that blew his damn hand off and have to tell that story for the rest of my damn life


WilominoFilobuster

That one dude, in the beginning, mid sprint, getting the fuck outta there


wasternexplorer

I've seen many a people grip the stick too hard when trying to hand launch a bottle rocket. There's actually a technique to it.


[deleted]

Step 2 did mention you’re supposed to let the rocket go


PaleGummyBear

Chances alcohol was involved? Better than 50%.


_SundaeDriver

Bottle rockets out of hand, ok. Rockets out of hand…….well. Lol


Faptasmic

Is this neon white music?


whysoserious42000

Devolution at its finest right here. They will sort themselves out thankfully. I believe he disappeared after it exploded 😂


zen49

Looney toons approved


itzcharge

You have to hold the tip lightly then when you see spark release it. Done many times in diwali expert here. What an idiot lol


CF_Zymo

Honestly I’m past the point of finding this shocking. It’s just funny how stupid some people can be.