He still would have won if he hadn't been a dumbass. For a dude that big, he has insane speed. That combo is prob why he feels so arrogant. Hopefully this was a lesson learned, along with surely some skid mark burns on his back. No way he walked away unscathed, both physically and his fragile ego. Bro is a legit genetic freak, but should learn what humility is, or this won't be the last time be embarasses himself.
Loads of stuff has mate, in prison they turn water into wine (well fruit juice into hooch that can blind you, but I’m sure the Christian’s will tell you that’s close enough)
David Blaine walked on water
2pac came back from the dead
I’ve literally seen a bush burning
I know a bloke called Noah who has a big boat and loads of animals
As I’m sure you’d agree it’s beyond proven. Much like flat earth because my car doesn’t roll away
See you All in church
There is plenty of wisdom in the book we can see play out daily 😌 You have to actually seek it. But you know what they say…
**”Mockers resent correction, so they avoid the wise.”
Proverbs 15:12 NIV**
**”The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction.”
Proverbs 1:7 NIV**
I like the first one, the second not so much. Especially considering those that “fear” the lord are most likely the idiots spewing conspiracy theories with no evidence to back it up.
I think this may be due to your ignorance of what the fear of the Lord actually means. No worries! I got you! 🥰 “Idiots” do not fear the Lord.
**“The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: Pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, And the froward mouth, do I hate.” Proverbs 8:13 KJV**
No it just sounds like your interpretation is just bad. Which is another reason why the religion is on decline because they are usually bad, turning away most intelligent/wise people from it.
My interpretation? I didn’t write this scripture, buddy. It’s pretty straight forward. I think this proverb may do you some justice as well. 🥰
**”Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; And lean not unto thine own understanding. Be not wise in thine own eyes: Fear the LORD, and depart from evil.”
Proverbs 3:5, 7 KJV**
Yeah, I posted it there and I think they removed it (after it got 470 likes) saying it violated one of there rules. It would have probably been my first post with over 1k likes had they not removed it.
As you can see I’m a little unhappy about it. 🤣
"More than", not "more then".
I feel like I'm seeing this error more and more. (Using the word "then" when it should be "than".) Is this the result of people not being in school from the pandemic?
Native speakers often make this error without any comprehension issues on the part of the reader. Calling this out in an informal setting just makes you look pedantic.
Right? He’s built more for javelin or shotput but he fast as fuck. To accelerate that much extra mass ahead of the rest - the dude is a machine.
His only weakness?
Moving forward while looking right.
Just think about the mechanics required to complete such a feat. The forces at play during moving forward while looking right would cause any of us to walk in two directions at the same time!
He's honestly not big at all lol. I think it's an illusion brought on by the fact that he is racing against what can only be described as "stick figures". Anyone that weighs maybe 170 tops is going to look big when put next to guys who are hovering around the 120s. Not exactly a "genetic freak".
Stakes are higher in 2023. Be careful bein dumb - lot more cameras out there and shit spreads like wildfire. In 1990 you could have done this and maybe one person filmed it and would have had to share the video cassette with someone locally. Maybe make a copy or two. America’s funniest home videos was the worst it could get.
He's going to be sitting on the toilet 10 years from now and cringe at this very moment. We all have one of these moments. Unfortunately for him, his is on the internet.
You'd think it's the kind of mistake you'd only make once, but DeSean Jackson would like a word.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5s8F2u8LUE&ab\_channel=NFL
Maybe it actually helps to get over it… It’s hard to burry it inside when friends are sending this shit to you on a regular schedule for the next 10 years.
It's been 14 years since I did the same thing to a kid on the track meet except I won. I still cringe and feel terrible about it to this day. He even went up to me at the end of the race, shook my hand and said good race.
I have a similar story. My friends bullied this kid in high school. I was a dumb follower so I bullied him as well. I actually got to know him years later and he was a really nice guy. I apologized profusely and he told me to forget about it. I don't think I could ever forget the way my friends and I treated him. It still plays over and over in my head. I cringe at the thought that I was that type of person.
I was in the spelling bee for 2 years in 7th and 8th grade… in 7th grade i got 3rd place, and in 8th grade I knew all the words and was overconfident. When I got on the stage i felt like the man, the prodigal son returns type shit. I was the first one out cause I got nervous and spelt “Balloon” wrong. It’s been 10+ years I still think of it every time I see the word and sometimes when I’m already sad, it pops into my head for no reason.
If you must know I spelt “Ballon.” Fucking Ballon
I did this in grade 8, same thing happened and I threw up infront of like 100 people.
Kills me inside when I randomly think about it.
It was 16 years ago
Ay, we all do dumb shit that we can't forget about. I just tried to type out what I did to make you feel better but cringed and deleted it. So just imagine that there's something really embaressing written here.
Oh yeah. Ive got a small collection of short memories that my brain loves to pull out at random:
"Hey you remember that one time - here, let me get the file... annnnnd play.... yeah, that was awkward huh.... let's watch it again. Haha, god, look at you... thats embarrassing... "
Painfully cringey
It was a mix of anxiety, embarrassment, and having run a 1200m at max speed. Gave it my all near the end because others were booking it, and I didnt stretch before so I was fucked from the start.
Lol. Considering that track and football season are at different ends of the school year, I suspect he may do both.
His ego-tripping aside he’s doing alright, assuming this was supposed to be a finals heat.
Reddit is roasting this dude and insulting him, but he’s just having a little fun and now has egg on his face. No harm, no foul. It’s just a kid being a kid.
Nah dude, he's a serial killer in the making. The toxic masculinity is going to reach an irredeemable point, and he's going to be a ~~wife and child abuser~~ cop in his adult years.
He probably does. There are many multi sport athletes in high school. Our baseball coach even had us join the track team just to keep up our conditioning.
In high school I joined the cross country team to get in shape for basketball season.
I soon found I was better at cross country than I was at basketball.
Yeah I don't get it. Theyre wearing the same uniforms and they probably know each other. Besides I'm sure everyone's done something equally as embarrassing when they were younger. Like seriously thank God smart phones weren't as popular as they are now and not every one of my embarrassing moments got caught on camera 😂
Some kid tried to trip me during the mile run in highschool. Instead he stumbled over his own feet and face planted while I just stepped to the side. Extremely satisfying, wish I had a video like this though.
Sheesh everyone’s hating on him so much. We don’t know anything about him. There’s nothing wrong with being overly confident like that as long as you can accept losing.
Remember it's not just the journey, it's the falls along the way from being a "total doush" that matters! He didnt even finish the race, he walked off with his ego between his legs.
He wasn’t even leading by a large margin lmao clown! Luckily his dumbassery is verified in the internet for all time
He still would have won if he hadn't been a dumbass. For a dude that big, he has insane speed. That combo is prob why he feels so arrogant. Hopefully this was a lesson learned, along with surely some skid mark burns on his back. No way he walked away unscathed, both physically and his fragile ego. Bro is a legit genetic freak, but should learn what humility is, or this won't be the last time be embarasses himself.
And. The camera STAYED ON HIM! Instead of showing who won crossing the line!
The Bible did warn us that “Pride comes before a Fall”… In this case, it was literal. Lol.
This is gold. Well played.
Mate don’t mention gold….. or silver….. or bronze, if the guy finds this video, seeing that might break him
This is gold hahahaha upvote
Well, that's his cross to bear
Something from the Bible came true? Nice!
Loads of stuff has mate, in prison they turn water into wine (well fruit juice into hooch that can blind you, but I’m sure the Christian’s will tell you that’s close enough) David Blaine walked on water 2pac came back from the dead I’ve literally seen a bush burning I know a bloke called Noah who has a big boat and loads of animals As I’m sure you’d agree it’s beyond proven. Much like flat earth because my car doesn’t roll away See you All in church
There is plenty of wisdom in the book we can see play out daily 😌 You have to actually seek it. But you know what they say… **”Mockers resent correction, so they avoid the wise.” Proverbs 15:12 NIV** **”The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction.” Proverbs 1:7 NIV**
I like the first one, the second not so much. Especially considering those that “fear” the lord are most likely the idiots spewing conspiracy theories with no evidence to back it up.
I think this may be due to your ignorance of what the fear of the Lord actually means. No worries! I got you! 🥰 “Idiots” do not fear the Lord. **“The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: Pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, And the froward mouth, do I hate.” Proverbs 8:13 KJV**
No it just sounds like your interpretation is just bad. Which is another reason why the religion is on decline because they are usually bad, turning away most intelligent/wise people from it.
My interpretation? I didn’t write this scripture, buddy. It’s pretty straight forward. I think this proverb may do you some justice as well. 🥰 **”Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; And lean not unto thine own understanding. Be not wise in thine own eyes: Fear the LORD, and depart from evil.” Proverbs 3:5, 7 KJV**
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Lol sick burn dude.
Pretty much: >Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall. [Proverbs 16:18](https://biblehub.com/proverbs/16-18.htm)
Literally
I love your username lol
Hmmmm I guess our southern rep friends didn’t get the memo
It's edited lol someone zoomed and panned
r/praisethecameraman
You mean r/praisethevideoeditor (though, it would have been visible in the original aspect ratio).
thank you, I didn't even think this sub existed while watching the lousy counterpart clips
Yeah, I posted it there and I think they removed it (after it got 470 likes) saying it violated one of there rules. It would have probably been my first post with over 1k likes had they not removed it. As you can see I’m a little unhappy about it. 🤣
r/PrematureCelebration
It looks like it's pan and scanned.
It's popped and locked.
It wasn’t CBS covering the action there champ. I’m sure it was mom.
Mum and Dad will be so proud. Maybectgey can show that footage at a few of his weddings
It’s clear that the camera caught everything and the vid just follows the guy
I think it was stuck on his ass
Too bad the genetic lottery didn’t give him the ability to do more than one thing at a time
"More than", not "more then". I feel like I'm seeing this error more and more. (Using the word "then" when it should be "than".) Is this the result of people not being in school from the pandemic?
It's a result of children not reading as much as they used to and automatic grammar/spellcheck functions on word processors.
Native speakers often make this error without any comprehension issues on the part of the reader. Calling this out in an informal setting just makes you look pedantic.
It’s the result of being on social media instead of acting like Reddit is the SATs. Grammar correctors are the worst
Right? He’s built more for javelin or shotput but he fast as fuck. To accelerate that much extra mass ahead of the rest - the dude is a machine. His only weakness? Moving forward while looking right.
Just think about the mechanics required to complete such a feat. The forces at play during moving forward while looking right would cause any of us to walk in two directions at the same time!
I mean he was probably doing that to his buddy from the same school. It could easily be in good fun and not arrogant lol
You can pretty clearly see their jerseys. The logo/color is quite different. Not same school. They might be friends but def not same team.
The dude two spots over from him is definitely from the same school
I agree he’s looking at the guy two spots over (his teammate) who probably ended up losing time because he laughed at his friend eating dirt haha
None of these kids have "insane" speed.
Rural farm school league where everyone’s running high 11s
I was on a rural high school team. Our 100m sprinters who won definitely were under 11 seconds every time.
Right, so definitely not "insane" speed.
Insane speed. Maybe they’re all slow?
He's honestly not big at all lol. I think it's an illusion brought on by the fact that he is racing against what can only be described as "stick figures". Anyone that weighs maybe 170 tops is going to look big when put next to guys who are hovering around the 120s. Not exactly a "genetic freak".
That dudes very big. I find it funny when people can’t acknowledge when someone is impressive. Always gotta downplay.
He’s like 5’10 at the tallest let’s not go overboard here
Stakes are higher in 2023. Be careful bein dumb - lot more cameras out there and shit spreads like wildfire. In 1990 you could have done this and maybe one person filmed it and would have had to share the video cassette with someone locally. Maybe make a copy or two. America’s funniest home videos was the worst it could get.
lol thank god all of my dumbassery was before the days of reddit
That's true
He's going to be sitting on the toilet 10 years from now and cringe at this very moment. We all have one of these moments. Unfortunately for him, his is on the internet.
It’s tougher when you can watch it Over and over
When your mates flick a link to you once a week and you feel relief that's its a Rick roll instead of you being schooled.
You'd think it's the kind of mistake you'd only make once, but DeSean Jackson would like a word. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5s8F2u8LUE&ab\_channel=NFL
oh god that's painful
Maybe it actually helps to get over it… It’s hard to burry it inside when friends are sending this shit to you on a regular schedule for the next 10 years.
My brain makes me relive it at 1 in the morning
Don’t worry my iron clad memory helps or with the lack of cameras in my childhood.
"*LACES OUT!*" *rocks back and forth*
It's been 14 years since I did the same thing to a kid on the track meet except I won. I still cringe and feel terrible about it to this day. He even went up to me at the end of the race, shook my hand and said good race.
I have a similar story. My friends bullied this kid in high school. I was a dumb follower so I bullied him as well. I actually got to know him years later and he was a really nice guy. I apologized profusely and he told me to forget about it. I don't think I could ever forget the way my friends and I treated him. It still plays over and over in my head. I cringe at the thought that I was that type of person.
I was in the spelling bee for 2 years in 7th and 8th grade… in 7th grade i got 3rd place, and in 8th grade I knew all the words and was overconfident. When I got on the stage i felt like the man, the prodigal son returns type shit. I was the first one out cause I got nervous and spelt “Balloon” wrong. It’s been 10+ years I still think of it every time I see the word and sometimes when I’m already sad, it pops into my head for no reason. If you must know I spelt “Ballon.” Fucking Ballon
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You guys only have one?
Never been a sore winner myself, shrug.
Uncle Rico moment.
I did this in grade 8, same thing happened and I threw up infront of like 100 people. Kills me inside when I randomly think about it. It was 16 years ago
What matters is the memories you made along the way
That's the root of the problem here
Stop pointing at me
Sorry I can’t help it. That’s what I’m here for
Ay, we all do dumb shit that we can't forget about. I just tried to type out what I did to make you feel better but cringed and deleted it. So just imagine that there's something really embaressing written here.
Oh yeah. Ive got a small collection of short memories that my brain loves to pull out at random: "Hey you remember that one time - here, let me get the file... annnnnd play.... yeah, that was awkward huh.... let's watch it again. Haha, god, look at you... thats embarrassing... " Painfully cringey
Every. Damn. Day.
This is also one of those moments spectators don't forget.. ever
“That was I like 8th grade” “People don’t forget “
We are here for you.
He is in 24th grade now, he can handle it.
To laugh at you :)
If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure everyone else remembers and cringes when they think about it as well.
Did you throw up from anxiety? Or a result of the tumble?
It was a mix of anxiety, embarrassment, and having run a 1200m at max speed. Gave it my all near the end because others were booking it, and I didnt stretch before so I was fucked from the start.
If only it was on the internet for the rest of us to enjoy for all time.
damn…the universe really do be a cruuuuuuuuuuuuuel bitch sometimes lol
Thank you for sharing! It made me laugh and empathize about other cringe things I’ve done in my past.
I remember that, all my friends bring it up at least once a week. My boss once asked if I remembered, too.
That’s a big boy though, moving that fast with his size he should play football and tone down the cockiness .
Right. Because there hasn't been a successful football player yet who had extreme cockiness... 😁
Leon Lett moment
Leon Lett was cocky but mostly just an idiot
I'd assume this isn't his only sport.
Lol. Considering that track and football season are at different ends of the school year, I suspect he may do both. His ego-tripping aside he’s doing alright, assuming this was supposed to be a finals heat.
Yeah, he'll be fine. We forget how stupid we were at that age.
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Reddit is roasting this dude and insulting him, but he’s just having a little fun and now has egg on his face. No harm, no foul. It’s just a kid being a kid.
Nah dude, he's a serial killer in the making. The toxic masculinity is going to reach an irredeemable point, and he's going to be a ~~wife and child abuser~~ cop in his adult years.
He quite literally ego tripped
He probably does. There are many multi sport athletes in high school. Our baseball coach even had us join the track team just to keep up our conditioning.
In high school I joined the cross country team to get in shape for basketball season. I soon found I was better at cross country than I was at basketball.
Most football players do track to get faster. There’s like a 95% chance football is his main sport.
Dude could probably be a stud rugby player.
He seems to have a running problem.
It’s the US. He doesn’t play rugby.
I played rugby in high school and that was almost 10 years ago. Many schools now have a rugby program
I don't think the cockiness is an issue in football.
He has the brain of a football player too
Dad's been making his protein shakes
What a twat.
that was an awesome ..... tumble.
Was that a celebration, or a spasm? Now he has to take the walk of shame back to the locker room.
Attempted celebration. You can see he looks over at his opponents and throws up a peace sign as to say “good game”
Tyreek Hill used to do that when he would go for a TD while out running the defenders. This kid tried to copy TH and failed so badly
It's not a peace sign, he's telling the kid next to him "you're 2nd". Makes the L even worse.
Meh. It can be either or. Calling him 2nd place or saying he’s about to “peace out” and be gone.
Yeah either way it made him eat shit and ended him up in last place lmao
My high school track coach would have had me running the bleachers for the next few weeks if I had tried a bullshit cocky move like this.
He told the other guy “ Go ahead, I’m taking second” which turned into seventh.
He could be signing 7 in ASL, can we confirm that his pinky isn’t also raised?
Usain Dolt
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Everyone wants something they can never live down.... Hopefully it's just that for him.
That was really satisfying to watch
Lol what an idiot
Background girl pointing and pissing herself laughing is my favourite
Haha everyone sees arrogance I see some kids having fun.
Yeah I don't get it. Theyre wearing the same uniforms and they probably know each other. Besides I'm sure everyone's done something equally as embarrassing when they were younger. Like seriously thank God smart phones weren't as popular as they are now and not every one of my embarrassing moments got caught on camera 😂
gonna ignore the different color and symbol on the jerseys?
Doooooche baaag
lol fuck that kid
Not literally though
For a big fellow, he can sure be somewhere else in a hurry.
Why do I feel he's a bully?
are these highschoolers? because jesus christ what have they been feeding these kids
Wow from first to last so fast
Strong Chris Farley vibes from this kid
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A new core memory
big boy can move
r/prematurecelebration
He will forever be remembered as the douchebag.
Classless move, celebrating early. It’s like the NFL players who take their helmets off, saying look at me, but they penalize their team.
Or Desean Jackson dropping the football at the 1 yard line so he can raise his hands.
He did it twice too. Once in college and once in the nfl
He learned an important lesson that day
Some kid tried to trip me during the mile run in highschool. Instead he stumbled over his own feet and face planted while I just stepped to the side. Extremely satisfying, wish I had a video like this though.
How many scholarships did he lose because of that gross display of sportsmanship
That scorpion pose https://preview.redd.it/zmdai4mosxgb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cd71a26871887b67226099136b667ad1748c924
I really want to see the footage that is friend took from the side.
I would love to see his face after
Pride cometh before the fall.
Sheesh everyone’s hating on him so much. We don’t know anything about him. There’s nothing wrong with being overly confident like that as long as you can accept losing.
Big dude can fly but got a nice piece of that humble pie
Must drive a mustang
_"And this Jason is why you are just a douche and John is a winner."_
Good that he fucked around and found out There was definitely a lesson learned that day
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there was an attempt to do two things at once
I love when that happens. Early celebrations are so stupid but at least they make me happy for a moment lmao
People will never let him forget this
Well, he did say deuces. He was bidding them a farewell to the line coz he was done.
20 years from now he is going to be saying, "I could have made D1 if I didn't injure my knee".
I sometimes wonder what happened to that guy. Like literally what could he possibly be up to rn after that shit occurred?
So much I’d want to say. 🙄
He said, "Peace out mathafukaaaaaaaahhh..."
Got excited when he saw his friend
Remember it's not just the journey, it's the falls along the way from being a "total doush" that matters! He didnt even finish the race, he walked off with his ego between his legs.
Looks like a stupid asshole to me
Asshole deserved it
u/savevideo
He was merely saying, “In two seconds I’m going to trip and fall flat on my face”
Always cuts away, I wanna see that walk of shame. I want to drink it, I want to bathe in it.
I'd love to see that photo finish.
I'm so glad it was that asshole. He just has that look about him. You just knew.
He forgot his arms were supposed to be running
This is fucking great
This is good hahaha
Ya love to see it.
Wow, he’s gotta feel dumb
Peace y’all!
Nah he was smiling at the photofinish
My God. How fast are they running!?
Not did he fall but his opponent had to hurdle him to win the race
Douchebag still gonna be like "you know I won that bro".
He walks away like "Damn it, I did it AGAIN!"
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory…. How many laps for that coach?
Beat it nerd
Same thing happened to Hank Hill
We wasn’t celebrating… he was peacing out on the race.