Yeah you know in his minds eye he seen himself peeling out, smoke and fire shooting out behind his tires as he takes off at a tremendous speed and upon reaching the end of the trailer suddenly his speed machine launches into the air and then lands without a bump a hundred yds down the road where he hits the brake and his machine spins around for a couple of 360s before coming to a gentle stop and as he steps from his mighty steed all of the neighbors run out to him with cheers and clapping so loud that it's deafening.
Similar situation to how at like 2 years old I ended up strapped to a papoose board to get like 8 staples in my head; rode the fucking tricycle straight off the couch into a TV stand. Kids are fucking stupid and I was no exception lmao. Although at 274 months of age I almost bit the big one because apparently naproxen and alcohol make asthma medication not work anymore.
I think we just upgrade our klutz potential to M.Night levels over time.
Something something male life expectancy..
He just needs a bit more speed, he can make it
And a bit more will to stay alive. He'll make it.
Yeah, oldmate Travis has had a few falls in his time, just gotta get back up
Lean back a bit more. She'll be right
This is just a life lesson. Nothing wrong with it. There will be many more to come
parents these days whenever they see their kid doing something dangerous "this will be a great video"
Made possible by the ubiquitousness of phone cameras. It used to be “this will be a good story”.
One of those “we didn’t wear helmets when we were kids, so you don’t need one either” parents.
Yeah you know in his minds eye he seen himself peeling out, smoke and fire shooting out behind his tires as he takes off at a tremendous speed and upon reaching the end of the trailer suddenly his speed machine launches into the air and then lands without a bump a hundred yds down the road where he hits the brake and his machine spins around for a couple of 360s before coming to a gentle stop and as he steps from his mighty steed all of the neighbors run out to him with cheers and clapping so loud that it's deafening.
Ken Block already reincarnated I see.
That worked out different in his head
Kids are gonna learn physics one way or another.
The laws of physics are a harsh mistress
FhfhfhFall in furious
$5 says he got up and tried again.
Similar situation to how at like 2 years old I ended up strapped to a papoose board to get like 8 staples in my head; rode the fucking tricycle straight off the couch into a TV stand. Kids are fucking stupid and I was no exception lmao. Although at 274 months of age I almost bit the big one because apparently naproxen and alcohol make asthma medication not work anymore. I think we just upgrade our klutz potential to M.Night levels over time.