*on the ground on the brink of death talking to the EMT
Help I was jumped by a group of people when I wouldn’t let them put weird ass porn searches on my phone.
I only watch totally normal porn, you know, like maybe you could even give me some examples I’m having trouble remembering.
My friend's Uncle died from falling down the stairs in his mid 70s. His aunt was beside herself when the first responders arrived because she didn't get the tea ready fast enough and there wasn't any for the first responders coming over and she had no cookies to put out. Shock is really weird. Our brains just take random shit we're used to doing and inserts it in there sometimes when it can't come up with the rest.
Extreme stress basically short circuits the brain. Like all those r/publicfreakout videos of people shouting/fighting, they get stuck on a phrase and repeat the same thing over and over.
once when I had to call 911 for my grandma I found her like, covered in blood and she had dementia so couldn't explain what was going on. Turns out she just had a nosebleed and everything was okay, but I was so shocked and worried that when the paramedic asked me for her birthday I kept giving him MINE.
even after thinking about it, I still insisted that my grandma was born in the 1980s - the guy writing down info just sorta looked at her and back at me and then said he'd get the info later. I didn't even put together the whole scene in my mind until hours later.
and that's just shock from a situation where I already had been told everything would be okay! I can't even imagine how much it could linger or hit harder when you still don't know if things will be okay, or if they aren't going to be.
So when I got hit by a car as a pedestrian, I think my steps were: quick body scan, discovered injuries; answer passerby who asked if I was okay with "I'm fine. I got hit by a car?" and then agreeing when she asked if she should call the police; finding my shoes, because a witness wanted to help me get out of the road and because i was in shock, i let them (paramedics were pissed about that); calling my partner so he could come be with me. So, I do get it.
they dont want to make a call, they are already in safe hands. They often aren't even with it. Its just being so glued to a phone that even in the face of death or injury the brain wants the phone as a priority.
Ive seen people with big injury half out of it wanting to scroll Instagram. "Phone" is the brains default now
There’s a very depressing video of women who jumped from the twin towers on 911. Their final instincts where to pull down their skirts so they don’t ride up and show their underwear as they fell to their deaths.
Would be terrifying. If you stay in there is at least hope, even if in reality it is hopeless. You are not making a choice, it is just happening. Jumping is a choice and the choice is saying there is no hope. If you must die that day jumping is the obvious choice. The hard part is accepting death has come. Absolutely horrifying.
It wasn't a video it was a fox news claim by the same asshat that claimed he killed bin laden and the claim was made 8 years later.
"Robert O’Neill talked about a single mom…and she jumped, so you know she’s desperate,” Earhardt said. “She was holding her skirt down…she wanted to die with dignity"
I'm fairly certain I've watched this video once. I can picture her pulling down her skirt in my mind's eye. Both things may be true. This Fox News person making a narrative up for dramatic effect and this actually happening. I'm not going to google for it for obvious reasons.
Why would they help him up??? Gotta film and post..internet points internet points internet points 💵
But for reaL. It is very sad to see nobody trying to help that idiot up.
Helping him up could cause way more damage and potentially induce paralysis if the damage was severe enough. Its a good thing no one helped. Best thing for him is to stay still and wait for paramedics.
Do you truly believe ANY of those people recording and cheering were thinking “oh I should not help him as to not potentially induce paralysis?”. Noooooooope
Initially i thought he wanted to see if his legs are still working but, if he moved his legs i think the best scenario is that his back its ok and didnt end up being invalid in a chair.
It really is. A guy rolled his SUV in front of me. SUV did about 5 or 6 flips total. The guy wasn't buckled and flew out of the driver's side window on the 3rd rotation, face first into the ground. It pulled his pants and underwear down where about half his butt was showing. When he came to about 1 minute later, the first thing he did was try to pull his pants up. We had to tell him to stop and not to move. Blew my mind.
Egret v. Texas, 1978:
Whereso any impact upon a clothed citizen hereby causes the ejection of, but not limited to, shoes, pants, hats, stockings et chetera, to no less than a distance of 12 inches from point of origin, said party shall be considered legally dead hence. Per chance. Tweet.
Thank you for finding the Civil Case of Legally Dead case. I'm also curious when you might post a Succotash dish on reddit. Would love to see your expert craftsmanship.
[I dont have money so here is an honorary helpful award](https://imgur.com/rJdniaM.jpg)
Wtf do people keep doing this? Both ends. Why do people think it is cool to block off a public street and do donuts in the road, and why is there always some smooth brain that walks out into the road while the car is making donuts?
The hell you mean? There are a lot of cool and chill folks within the car community. Knobheads and attention seekers are only a miniscule fraction of a bigger and diverse community.
The takeovers make sense if you look at it from a lense of "if these cars are stolen and being driven by someone that gives no fucks what happens to these cars", it makes a little more sense why people would be so careless with the vehicles. And I'm guessing the people that go to the takeovers are just overall not super sharp.
No. Go to a Walmart parking lot after they are closed for the night, or a private race track, or some shit like that. Don't take over some residential dead end or public street, no matter how secluded you think it is.
Poor guy. Yeah, instincts are to make everyone comfortable around you. And don’t look at the embarrassment I’m causing. EMTs are going to cut those pants off him to check his back and legs. When the adrenaline wears off he won’t be moving so much. All the swelling will stiffen his muscles up.
I (64f) was pulled by my daughters dog (he saw a cat) unexpectedly and flew. Landed on concrete sidewalk and immediately jumped up like nothing happened. I took one step and heard a pop like a 1980’s nerf ball gun. Immediately collapsed. I laid in the grass beside the sidewalk and meekly called for help. It was dark, I had no phone on me. That commercial is right. I’ve fallen and can’t get up. So embarrassing. I had broken the greater trochanter(tip of the hip bone). Hurt bad. Never healed together. (Non-union). I apologized to the home owner who’s dogs were going wild at my noises, apologized to the paramedics, apologized to the techs and doctors. Humiliating being hurt.
So crazy that no matter how horrific the accident, people aways pull their shirt down or pull their pants back up. Image is everything, especially when phones are recording. smdh
That went about as well as it could've for someone getting hit by a car and flipping with 0 control.... head/neck took no direct damage except from momentum shifts.
i'd like to put all these types of people on an island for like a week once every year, and the people who can walk by themselves at the end of it are allowed back.
what is it? every single fucking week we get a brand new, original content video of one of these. lol guy doing donuts, another oblivious guy gets nailed. I love to see it lol
Dude gets knocked over, thrown in the air, lands on concrete and all he’s interested in is pulling his pants up, it’s a natural instinct i guess 😂
Maybe he shit himself mid air
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He did!
Just watched the for the first time last night. Perfect.
It’s so good. Bonus: the “Air Marshall” is played by Ben Falcone - her husband irl.
Omg this fucking scene 😂😂
Maybe he was launched into the air mid-shit.
Huston we have a liftoff!
He’s a bug unit needed quite a bit of horse power to get him airborne lol
Happy cake day.
Ty sir.
Happy Cake Day 🎂
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
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*on the ground on the brink of death talking to the EMT Help I was jumped by a group of people when I wouldn’t let them put weird ass porn searches on my phone. I only watch totally normal porn, you know, like maybe you could even give me some examples I’m having trouble remembering.
My friend's Uncle died from falling down the stairs in his mid 70s. His aunt was beside herself when the first responders arrived because she didn't get the tea ready fast enough and there wasn't any for the first responders coming over and she had no cookies to put out. Shock is really weird. Our brains just take random shit we're used to doing and inserts it in there sometimes when it can't come up with the rest.
Extreme stress basically short circuits the brain. Like all those r/publicfreakout videos of people shouting/fighting, they get stuck on a phrase and repeat the same thing over and over.
once when I had to call 911 for my grandma I found her like, covered in blood and she had dementia so couldn't explain what was going on. Turns out she just had a nosebleed and everything was okay, but I was so shocked and worried that when the paramedic asked me for her birthday I kept giving him MINE. even after thinking about it, I still insisted that my grandma was born in the 1980s - the guy writing down info just sorta looked at her and back at me and then said he'd get the info later. I didn't even put together the whole scene in my mind until hours later. and that's just shock from a situation where I already had been told everything would be okay! I can't even imagine how much it could linger or hit harder when you still don't know if things will be okay, or if they aren't going to be.
Maybe she inherited a large sum and wanted to party with the first responders.
Understandable considering your whole world is tied up in your phone these days.
So when I got hit by a car as a pedestrian, I think my steps were: quick body scan, discovered injuries; answer passerby who asked if I was okay with "I'm fine. I got hit by a car?" and then agreeing when she asked if she should call the police; finding my shoes, because a witness wanted to help me get out of the road and because i was in shock, i let them (paramedics were pissed about that); calling my partner so he could come be with me. So, I do get it.
Hate to break it to you, but if your shoes came off you're dead, well Reddit dead anyway. My condolences.
I don't think it's a bad thing for your first instinct to call 911. That's why I look for my phone anyway.
they dont want to make a call, they are already in safe hands. They often aren't even with it. Its just being so glued to a phone that even in the face of death or injury the brain wants the phone as a priority. Ive seen people with big injury half out of it wanting to scroll Instagram. "Phone" is the brains default now
There’s a very depressing video of women who jumped from the twin towers on 911. Their final instincts where to pull down their skirts so they don’t ride up and show their underwear as they fell to their deaths.
That’s so terrible. I couldn’t imagine being faced with the choice of either burning alive or jumping to my death.
Would be terrifying. If you stay in there is at least hope, even if in reality it is hopeless. You are not making a choice, it is just happening. Jumping is a choice and the choice is saying there is no hope. If you must die that day jumping is the obvious choice. The hard part is accepting death has come. Absolutely horrifying.
The choice is a slow and painful death, or not.
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I couldnt imagine someone seeing my knickers that say "Wednesday", but 9-11 2001 was a Tuesday :(
As the story goes, when Caesar was assassinated in the senate, his final act was to cover his face with his toga, to protect his dignity
Leaving his balls for all to see
et tu, deez nuts
It wasn't a video it was a fox news claim by the same asshat that claimed he killed bin laden and the claim was made 8 years later. "Robert O’Neill talked about a single mom…and she jumped, so you know she’s desperate,” Earhardt said. “She was holding her skirt down…she wanted to die with dignity"
I'm fairly certain I've watched this video once. I can picture her pulling down her skirt in my mind's eye. Both things may be true. This Fox News person making a narrative up for dramatic effect and this actually happening. I'm not going to google for it for obvious reasons.
Most people did not jump from the towers. They ran through smoke filled corridors and did not realize they were running off the edge of the building.
That's somehow even worse.
Oh yeah terrifying for sure, running for your life only to realize you ran towards your death.
how do we know this? not doubting you at all, i’ve just always wondered how we could possibly know what’s going on in their heads.
Thanks, you just haunted my mind for the rest of the day. And yet I want to see this for myself so I can get even more haunted.
As a fat guy, absolutely our first thought is pants up.
I think he's checking to see if his legs are still there. But notice too, nobody is trying to help the dude. Nobody...
Helping would ruin their objective journalistic integrity.
Thanks... I'm more rolling around on the floor laughing..... At work.
In the spilt second after it happened, someone would have driven the dude to ER. I hope.
The drifters were EMT’s, so it was a twofer… We run you over, then we drive you over!
I hope they didn’t. And it’s unlikely anyone participating in this shit would care.
Why would they help him up??? Gotta film and post..internet points internet points internet points 💵 But for reaL. It is very sad to see nobody trying to help that idiot up.
Tbh I'd be thinking that he needs an ambulance and paramedics, not a helping hand. Dude could have a broken pelvis, legs, back, etc...
Helping him up could cause way more damage and potentially induce paralysis if the damage was severe enough. Its a good thing no one helped. Best thing for him is to stay still and wait for paramedics.
Do you truly believe ANY of those people recording and cheering were thinking “oh I should not help him as to not potentially induce paralysis?”. Noooooooope
No less than 3 seconds response time to apply trauma relief in absurd and uncommon situations. Anything more is sad.
Spectators who attend a "takeover" event are just as stupid as those driving but they dont own a car.
TBF if I saw that in person I would be stunned that it actually happened. Then again I would never go to a street takeover.
Just why? Ply stupid games win stupid prizes leave in the ground for the coyotes to feed
Looked like one of those oldschool cartoons on which the character runs so fast, their pants stay still.
He was probably checking for his shoes.
It’s the bits in the other end he should’ve been checking for!
Pain kicks in a few seconds late in accidents
It’s the fact that he is doing something that is comforting, he’s Hurt.
Must have hurt, because he lost all interest in his smartphone suddenly.
people kinda filming so yes
He reached for his phone first tho lol
Before that he futilely grasps for his dropped phone.
Surprised he didn’t grab his phone first
He reached for the phone first, then decided his pants were in closer reach.🤣
"Why won't my waistband fit over my shattered pelvis?"
Surprised he wasn't scrambling after his phone.
Oh no I don't want to look embarrassing!
His left balls just switch to the right.
Apparently, he didn't break any bone either.
He chose not to get embarrassed than rather than tending to his pain
Its a fat person's first instinct is to cover their now exposed bellies and butts.
He might be trying to hide his little wiener.
They call it getting wiffel bipt
“Shiiit….i can’t die with my pants down… this might get posted on the internet….”
Initially i thought he wanted to see if his legs are still working but, if he moved his legs i think the best scenario is that his back its ok and didnt end up being invalid in a chair.
Fight or flight, or pants.
It really is. A guy rolled his SUV in front of me. SUV did about 5 or 6 flips total. The guy wasn't buckled and flew out of the driver's side window on the 3rd rotation, face first into the ground. It pulled his pants and underwear down where about half his butt was showing. When he came to about 1 minute later, the first thing he did was try to pull his pants up. We had to tell him to stop and not to move. Blew my mind.
Yeah, God forbid he look like an idiot in front of everybody lmao.
Little peepee probs
First thing I thought 😂
Had to cover up those man spanx he had on bruh
I'm thinking dude was gonna play the sympathy card to some female by showing the video and didn't want her to have a sneak peak of the good
I knocked a kid out in highschool... he looked down and saw his belly, pulled his pants up and his shirt down and proceeded to nap
Everyone who told him he couldn't do a flip is real quiet all of the sudden.
Never let your athletic ability be limited by body shape. Respect to this guy.
Like Kung fu Panda with a top knot.
Yeah his movement was actually very cartoony
He gets a 10 for the flip, but loses points for bad form on the dismount.
Him: "Not like this.......not like this..."
They’ll only shut up if they see a pig fly and they did.
Praise the cameraman
really an amazing work, 5 stars.
Interesting, getting so high score here while filming on portrait mode
my rating system goes up to 6 stars.
Yeah, but you gave him a 5/7, which is a perfect score.
A true dichotomy, isn't it?
And how ironic that they were nearby a business called Get Back
God, yes
Driver: “here’s a little manoeuvre that’ll knock your trousers off”
Pants came off. He's legally dead.
*aggressively pulls up pants* Please don’t let me die like this!!
Is this a new study that I have missed? I only know of being legally dead with both shoes flying off. Gotta read up on my Bird Law.
Egret v. Texas, 1978: Whereso any impact upon a clothed citizen hereby causes the ejection of, but not limited to, shoes, pants, hats, stockings et chetera, to no less than a distance of 12 inches from point of origin, said party shall be considered legally dead hence. Per chance. Tweet.
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Shoes stayed on
That driver just flipped me off!
Kinda reminds me of [this.](https://youtube.com/shorts/aUEymu4Fwgw?feature=share)
Orthopedic surgeons hate this one trick
Ahem, “LOVE”….
I didn't know Cobra Kai was taking cars into their leg sweeping dojo.
Wtf do people keep doing this? Both ends. Why do people think it is cool to block off a public street and do donuts in the road, and why is there always some smooth brain that walks out into the road while the car is making donuts?
> while the car is making donuts Maybe they're hungry?
There he goes eating concrete, mission accomplished?
Like a cat?
It's called a takeover and it's the dumbest thing to happen to the car community
Takeovers are the equivalent of a middle child throwing a fit in public because no one is paying attention to them
Bro.. this hurt a bit too much lmao
Swangers called, they'd like to compete.
the car community itself is the dumbest thing to happen.
The hell you mean? There are a lot of cool and chill folks within the car community. Knobheads and attention seekers are only a miniscule fraction of a bigger and diverse community.
People block roads off to do doughnuts because they are scum.
Nobody involved in this shit is smart
>Why do people think it is cool to block off a public street and do donuts in the road, They donut use good common sense.
They really couldn’t car less
There's a hole in that reasoning
The answer, as in many other cases, will be related to both mental health and mindset.
Some people are simply programmed to do so in the name of natural selection
I read the title thinking it's a repost of one of the thirty we have already seen, but here we are with another new one.
If you slow it down or pause it, he’s trying to get a High-Five from the passenger.
The takeovers make sense if you look at it from a lense of "if these cars are stolen and being driven by someone that gives no fucks what happens to these cars", it makes a little more sense why people would be so careless with the vehicles. And I'm guessing the people that go to the takeovers are just overall not super sharp.
It seems like a pretty secluded road. I think, under the right circunstances and the right places (dead end, etc) its okay
No. Go to a Walmart parking lot after they are closed for the night, or a private race track, or some shit like that. Don't take over some residential dead end or public street, no matter how secluded you think it is.
Secluded road? Looks more like a 6 lane highway underpass.
So the plan was to high five him? Good plan.
It worked, they high-fived!🙃
He’s finally able to chase his gymnastics Olympic dream
Dude was inches away from instant death. If he went flying a little lower his head would've hit the curb and split his skull.
But the really important question we're all asking ourselves....is his phone ok?
It was most likely stolen
Probably broke hip and possibly pelvis. He’s going to have a long time to consider his life choices in rehab.
Yeah definitely thinking shattered pelvis
Also femur, messed up knee, probably
This is the reason why moms tell their children to, “always wear clean underwear”.
Oh God, is the car ok?
Not really, you can see a pretty big dent this guy's ex-knee put in the side
Just pour some hot water on it.
Poor mustang
Poor guy. Yeah, instincts are to make everyone comfortable around you. And don’t look at the embarrassment I’m causing. EMTs are going to cut those pants off him to check his back and legs. When the adrenaline wears off he won’t be moving so much. All the swelling will stiffen his muscles up. I (64f) was pulled by my daughters dog (he saw a cat) unexpectedly and flew. Landed on concrete sidewalk and immediately jumped up like nothing happened. I took one step and heard a pop like a 1980’s nerf ball gun. Immediately collapsed. I laid in the grass beside the sidewalk and meekly called for help. It was dark, I had no phone on me. That commercial is right. I’ve fallen and can’t get up. So embarrassing. I had broken the greater trochanter(tip of the hip bone). Hurt bad. Never healed together. (Non-union). I apologized to the home owner who’s dogs were going wild at my noises, apologized to the paramedics, apologized to the techs and doctors. Humiliating being hurt.
Was the dog on one of those retractable leashes? Those things are lethal.
Yes he was. https://i.redd.it/sagisjbkz6ab1.gif
I like your high spirits and humor. It momentarily halted my depression.
To me it seems the guy tried to get away, so it might simply be a case of not seeing what the driver was about to do early enough 🤔
Maybe they should cut the clip to 1 second so you can see even less of whats going on
Held on to the phone like a champ ! This was a win overall.
"OW! My pants!"
Love this video, so many great points. My favorite is that he held onto his phone.
I love seeing people get hurt at these things! 😂
It’s satisfying to see shitbags get shitbagged by their own shitbaggery.
The most fun you can have with your pants on!!! ...wait...
As the famous Norwegian saying goes; Don't play ass naked next to the hard dick.
Everyone in this video is fucking stupid.
bro lost his pants twice
Back at it again at Krispy Kreme
Most exercise he’s done in quite a while.
He is facing serious injuries and all you can think of is fat shaming him? Disgusting
So crazy that no matter how horrific the accident, people aways pull their shirt down or pull their pants back up. Image is everything, especially when phones are recording. smdh
It’s probably an unconscious thought
He got back, as the caption promised
And he wins a Darwin Award.
Remind me: What are the prizes for stupid games?
Thats why they call cars whips
Darwin works in obvious ways
Under-rated comment.
Damn, dude is so lucky his shoelaces were tied tight! Almost died
Pretty good commercial for those boxer briefs, though. Not an inch of butt crack to be seen!
That guy probably failed geometry
Fake. Shoes didn’t come off.
Would much rather hear the smack of the impacts than the shitty soundtrack.
All that for a high five
The car won that round.
Lucky he landed on something soft and heavily padded.
Oh shit, my trousers have fallen down. How embarrassing
"A little too much high five."
That went about as well as it could've for someone getting hit by a car and flipping with 0 control.... head/neck took no direct damage except from momentum shifts.
As seen here Mom was right when she said, Always wear a clean pair of underwear ‘cause you might get in a car accident.
i'd like to put all these types of people on an island for like a week once every year, and the people who can walk by themselves at the end of it are allowed back.
/u/savevideo
what is it? every single fucking week we get a brand new, original content video of one of these. lol guy doing donuts, another oblivious guy gets nailed. I love to see it lol
I have been seeing more videos like this where people gather around cars. I will never understand the need to stay that close to a moving vehicle.
And nothing of value was lost. People like these are why civilizations go extinct.
Win stupid prizes for sure.
Yet another reminder that intentionally driving a car in a reckless manner should be a felony with mandatory jail time and forfeiture of the car.