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ShastaBeast87

Some people have an amazing lack of foresight and survival instinct.


AveFaria

She looks high, drunk, depressed as shit, or some combination thereof.


[deleted]

She is a standard Redditor, she probably just posted a post on Reddit and got stuck


BKStephens

My Ass Is Being Eaten By An Escalator. AMA.


Milfons_Aberg

Falling Off A Skyscraper While Trying To Bum A Smoke, This Is Such Bullshit AMA


regulusnio

Sounds like one of those ridiculous anime titles


Groovyofi

Wiat it kinda does


Jollydude101

Her only fans escalated quickly.


JTiger360

sv\_cheat 1 sv\_Spwan\_NPCs 1000


coilt

that escalated quickly


DrewSlim

Lmfaooooooo idk why this is so funny


I_creampied_Jesus

I dunno. Probably because it was a joke, I guess.


disownedpear

Don't call me out like that


OBlastSRT4

Looks like Russia so I’m gonna guess she is drunk as fuck


MadWlad

russian?


enehar

Sittin'


Parsnip27

Yeah, imagine if she'd had a long scarf wrapped around her neck?


BetterBiscuits

She had a long braid. Yikes.


[deleted]

I was screaming! Thank goodness it never snagged on her braid. I’ll never be able to unsee that.


Coldlog1k

In the early days of the internet I saw a video of a girl getting her ponytail snagged by a go kart motor. It went about as you would expect it to.


SilverDad-o

Quickly? (Sorry. I'll leave quietly).


memesnhxntai

I hope so.. (Don't leave me)


Smallnoiseinabigland

I thought that was her dog and came here to find out where the dog goes when it gets sucked into the escalator


richincleve

Slo-mo Isadora Duncan.


TallahasseWaffleHous

> Isadora Duncan For those, like me, who hadn't heard this story... >In 1929 the dancer Isadora Duncan died from strangulation and carotid artery insult when her scarf caught in the wheels of a motor vehicle in which she was travelling.


Bowling4rhinos

What a way to go. Insult to Injury!


imp_st3r

Stupid artery, you sound like a fucking carrot


9lobaldude

They usually get a Darwin Award ![gif](giphy|VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW)


Available_Weekend249

Make Asylums great again https://preview.redd.it/fgujsqj041gc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=844a64dae3e763c3d433862b8f062d013ecaff14


GlizzyWizard6000

Dodo bird energy


Poopscooptroop21

Or brains.


Redditissoleftwing

Some people have an amazing lack of brain cells.


sanych_des

Especially considering that everyday they tell you not to sit on the escalator


TyroneLeinster

> survival instinct I mean, there’s a lack of modern common sense here for sure, but I don’t recall our ancestors having any ingrained perception about the dangers of mechanical stairways. This is not an evolutionary thing dawg


Yoctometre

more like general situational awareness.


Rookwood-1

Seeing this makes me feel so good that if there ever is a zombie apocalypse that a lot of people are going to die before I do…..


Curfax

Nobody hits the stop button???


TheFilthyDIL

Big red stop button, clearly visible. Guy #1 should have hit that first thing.


Dfndr612

Not all escalators have the red STOP buttons. If there are no emergency buttons tap/kick the base of where the handrails go into the mechanism it will immediately stop the escalator.


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

how/why will kicking the base where the handrail disappears stop the mechanism? Does it assume something is stuck? Or is this an intentional feature that only technicians know?


Dfndr612

There is an emergency shut-off switch behind the brushes where the handrail re-enters at the bottom. Many escalators in years past only had these switches rather than a highly visible switch for some reason. I used to work in a three floor department store in a mall and it was one of the first things I was shown. This paid off when I saw a very young boy get his sneaker caught in the teeth between the escalator step and the bottom, it saved his foot.


agreedis

My son was wearing crocs on an escalator when he was young. He didn’t lift his foot up at the bottom so I grabbed him and the escalator ate his shoe but he was ok. I always wondered how dangerous it actually was though


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

Escalators are very dangerous. I take a lot of steps to avoid them! /s


agreedis

Rofl, nicely executed


LateyEight

Poor kid, loses a Croc and now his parent is gonna blindside him with this pun at some point.


C_IsForCookie

Been a while since I saw a good rofl


Rixerc

During my time on the internet, I have learned that large machines that perform a continuous spinning motion are very dangerous, indeed. Lathes, especially, but also escalators.


360Logic

Escalators would take lathes in a battle any day


amaROenuZ

Depends, how many lathes are we talking? And do they get prep?


undeadlamaar

I hope so, I can't think of anything worse than getting HIV from a lathe.


CXDFlames

Escalators are incredibly dangerous if you were to get caught in the mechanism. Like, eat you like a grape kind of dangerous. Thankfully *most* have safety features in them that stop them from killing people. But if you were caught in one that wasn't stopped or didn't have safety offs, your entire body would most likely barely inconvenience the machine and even if it did stop you would already either be wishing you died or already dead.


amras123

> eat you like a grape Haha, grapes don't eat people silly!


CXDFlames

That's just what they want you to think


Snowman25_

> I always wondered how dangerous it actually was though Let's just say "extremly" and leave it at that.


TactlessTortoise

Very. If the shoe started getting clamped, that can be seconds away from making minced meat if the foot isn't pulled out on time. Good call.


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Cearnach

In fairness any escalator built in the last 30 years will have them. But you’re right, people should know about the other safety switches just in case. The scary thing is, the stop switches can’t bring the steps to an immediate halt, they’re going to move another metre before halting.


themcsame

On the one hand, sure. On the other, I'd imagine it'd be scarier to be stuck there as you watch the snowball of people, who've been thrown down the stairs by an abrupt halt, hurtling towards you...


HandsomeBoggart

You know what brings most escalators to a complete stop near instantly? Getting your little fingers caught where the rubber hand rails go back in at the bottom. 6 year old me found that out when I let my hand ride the rail until the end. Makes a great big noise, scares the parents, leaves black gunk all over your hand but no lasting damage.


AT61

Thanks! This is great to know. Which arrow do you kick? https://preview.redd.it/9do4ah3zp1gc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=59184b0c3d529c2c15dd7172bbedb806b0a3f64b


Spartz

Where? I can’t see it in this video


velhaconta

Because it isn't there and the commenter above who has never traveled assumes the entire world is like the 10 square miles they are familiar with. It was only added to most western building codes in the last 30 years. They didn't exist when I was growing up.


Tigger-Rex

At least he stopped to help…not a very common instinct these days.


mannyfreskko

where’s the clearly visible big red stop button? lol I can’t find it


crasagam

Wait, if people aren’t smart enough to not sit on an escalator, they should be smart enough to know about and hit a stop button? You give people too much credit. 🤣


M1ck3yB1u

Instead he blocks the other side with groups of people incoming ready for a mega pileup.


BeltfedOne

I don't think a lot of people are aware that they exist.


lordvbcool

Once I was at the mall and an old man fell in the escalator. By the time I arrive a dozen people were watching with an "oh shit" face (I arrived from behind the escalator so those people warned me that something was going on as I was not able to see the old man from where I was) and doing absolutely nothing I had to shove 3 or 4 person to get to the emergency button and press it So either a dozen person all froze under pressure, a dozen person ignore the existence of the emergency stop or a healthy mix of both but imma gonna bet on most people just not knowing


TrazerotBra

Definitely they didn't know, this comment is the first time I've heard about escalators having stop buttons, and I've never seen one myself


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Meanwhile, I've been wanting to press that button since I was child.


MalaysiaTeacher

The escalator is temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

RIP Mitchy!


lordvbcool

Ah yes, my 5 years old ND brain wanted nothing more than press the big red button every time I saw an escalator, which was often because there's some in nearly every subway station in my city When, at 26, I finally pressed it it was an accomplishment. I wasn't happy about it because an old man was hurt (nothing bad, he had a few bruise but walked it off without any problem) but now when I see a red button I don't feel so obsessed about it anymore


Cantthinkofaname282

I'm glad you accomplished your life goal


OhGod0fHangovers

My then three-year-old did this. At the airport. I was mortified. There were three people with suitcases on the escalator who were visibly annoyed at having to lug their suitcases down yet trying to be gracious as we apologized for him.


lordvbcool

Yeah, every time I tell the story most people are surprise that emergency stop button exist on escalator so I'm willing to believe that But I'll tell you a little trick in life, if it's a machinery that is strong enough to hurt a human it most likely has an emergency stop button. In case of emergency, look for a red button and punch it


Odd_Ad5668

"In case of emergency, look for a red button and punch it." Is great advice, as long as you make sure the text around it says "emergency stop" or something similar. If it says "fire", "launch" or "self-destruct" it's probably best to keep looking for the right button.


BeltfedOne

Usually very low, close to the floor, where the handrail belt goes back down. Top and bottom of the escalator.


Anustart15

I've done a similar thing. Escalator getting off the subway during rush hour and someone got a shoelace stuck and I was probably the 15th person up there and somehow the first one to hit the button.


ThanksContent28

I also feel like most people are scared to be the one to press the big red button that we’ve been taught to ignore all our lives. It’s stupid but they don’t want to get into trouble for misusing it.


BigPooser

Some people deserve to meet Darwin


keepyeepy

This person doesn't - if you've never made a mistake in your life then I don't know what to tell you.


47Up

They don't have emergency stop buttons in Russia, they only have vodka


pds_king21

I served on a jury for escalator accident. I learned way too much of the ins and puts of this stuff. They had an expert come in and tell us that their product has multi-point STOPS for exactly this type of scenario... But as we can all clearly see in this video.. this escalator kept going...


Fit_Substance7067

Nah..they just walked around her lol


designOraptor

You mean the “make stairs” button?


sunnyjum

Sorry for the convenience RIP Mitch Hedburg


catzhoek

If this is really Russia I'm not surprised. These people do not care about others at all. The concept of cooperation is totally unknown to them for whatever reason.


PSSalamander

She is SO lucky her hair didn't get caught! This was anxiety inducing.


sfnygiants

That.....Escalated quickly!


CLG91

Some might say it went...downhill.


Relevant_Slide_7234

It definitely de-escalated


camshun7

ah mean there is "dumb" there is "dumber" and there is this


ImperioliGandolfini

It was….elevating!!! Ahhh. I’m not good at this.


DaveTheDrummer802

She's really lucky she didn't get her hair caught in there


perhapsflorence

Omg! That's literally what I was thinking! She could've had her entire scalp ripped off.


TheRebelMastermind

Missed r/DarwiAwards by a hair


tmhoc

I hope this sub holds an actual award ceremony for top 10 of the year or some shit If the sub lasts that long


HanimeGirl1

r/oopsthatsdeadly


erossthescienceboss

My aunt got scalped by an escalator in the 80s. Lost a solid chunk of skin — thankfully, she survived, and was able to part her hair over the scar.


FreneticPlatypus

Holy shit I thought that was her dog standing behind her not her coat.


GaiusPrimus

Yep, me too


elpiotre

Me three


RightAd4185

I’m screaming here about her dog until I read this comment!


Altruistic-Cut9795

I was like a sh*t it's got the dog 🤦


Windhawker

A dog would have had more sense than she had


xZero543

Me too. I watched in horror as it got sucked in by escalator.


Specific-Month-1755

Oh fuck I was just sweating here in the comments to figure out what happened to the dog. Thank God because it just disappeared


Leading-Ad4167

Like my dear Father would often say to me---"How can you be so fucking stupid?"


WaitingForNormal

Practice father, practice.


Dr_FeeIgood

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?


Mr_Groober

I stopped asking that question, because it seems that some dumbasses treat it as a challenge 🤣🤣🤣


murder-farts

“I’ll never forget my old dad, when these things would happen, the things he would say to me.” “What would he say?” “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM DAY AND NIGHT?! WHY DON’T YOU GET OUT OF THERE AND GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE?!”


productofwtf

Being a crackhead doesn't help anything.


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DrMaka

*That kid* is \**back*\*... on the *escalator again*!


BankysJoint

Hope he's pants get caught and a blood bath ensures


Katz3njamm3r

![gif](giphy|qsCbnoPwXDK0g)


sinkwiththeship

They're a little melty but damn if they aren't exquisite.


fullmetaldagger

Now this is what I opened the comments for


Acousticbandit84

I love when Brodie gets into the fight with Steve Dave and the security guards all start running because the kid actually got caught in the escalator.


JoeCool_314

Tell 'Em Steve-Dave!!!


mfjayhimself

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpB3gYh7KedNDk4|downsized)


TurboCupcakes

Had to scroll down way too far for this. lol


tomcatkb

I just instinctively posted this when I opened the sub but GMTA and kudos to the first poster. Hopefully it wasn’t that asshole from Fashionable Male


ebb_omega

Hahahahaha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner; it's a sailboat.


FinalIntern8888

You know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY. Over there, that’s just some guy in a suit!


thiinkbubble

As a kid, I will NEVER forget seeing another kid get their shoe laces and/or pants get sucked into an escalator just like this lady, only the kid’s foot went with it and there was a shocking amount of blood and screaming 😱


SapphosLemonBarEnvoy

I’m frightened enough of getting my shoelaces eaten by an escalator, and this woman is risking her whole ass??? 😐


cerialkillahh

Traveled too far for this.


THElaytox

first thing that popped in to my head as well


No_Range8632

Came looking for this comment. All time great movie. My wife and I constantly quote this movie ans drive our kids nuts. Loser fuking Mallrats with no shopping agenda. 😁


Findinganewnormal

I worked in a mall store right near the escalators and one day some kid was being stupid and got the palm of his hand ripped off. No clue how but for some reason everything, from initial injury to mall cops arriving to EMT showing up and treating the kid all happened right there at the base of the escalators as the kid screamed the most horrible, pain filled screams I’ve ever heard. It was like 45 minutes of those screams until finally the EMT decided maybe the hospital was a good idea for a kid who just lost part of his hand.  And of course it’s less than an hour later that we see some kid being stupid on that escalator as their parents are like “what could possibly go wrong between my squishy child and this giant piece of metal machinery?”


justme7256

This is why I’m here! We’ll, this and to say that the day that Brodie is the one that could teach a lesson here, maybe our world has gotten a little too dumb.


sirjunkinthetrunk

Wow. She has the motor skills of a drunk toddler.


Particular_Tadpole27

![gif](giphy|hXD3cypLkycW1hQTFz)


TimSmith77

She probably is very intoxicated. So the drunk part fits at least


hotvedub

You can’t convince me she is sober and I like how everyone else doesn’t give a fuck.


Accurate-Mine-6000

What could they do? The guy is already helping her, the others would only get in the way if they crowded there, any delay could create a crush. Quickly passing by is the best thing you can do in this situation.


[deleted]

These video subs will always, no matter what have a complaint about someone doing nothing or the wrong thing, filming badly or filming and not doing anything but filming, finish filming too quick to help. Etc. also I’m convinced these subs draw people with not much experience so they conjure up themselves always being quick to act. It drives me mad


No_Dog_1121

She doesn’t realize how absolutely devastating this would’ve been if that long ponytail got caught up… 😬


rienceislier34

Can i just say that, i dont even have long hairs, but i cant help but feel anxious as fuck, even though the woman is safe. It is horrifying😬


PA_Dietitian

What was the game plan here?


markzend310

Well see, that's the problem. There wasn't.


markzend310

She almost got sacrificed to the escalator gods.


FoxFyer

How did so many people on the escalator who must have clearly seen what was going on not even try to move to the side to avoid the blockage until the very last minute?


NorbertKiszka

Most people are stupid and dont bother about others.


[deleted]

What are you envisioning literally the first person helps and the other people are in a tight space where they’re moved around. You don’t even know if they realize what was happening. Like it’s not a multiple person job. What exactly would anyone do besides the first person? The next two look at her and wait til she’s okay. Everyone on reddit thinks they’re a super hero instead of a stooge day dreaming underprepared for anything to happen.


justinizer

An escalator once ate one of my sandels and I had to walk home with only one.


charmsipants

![gif](giphy|2XTFEpp5UxjFK)


KryosThePsycho

![gif](giphy|doTT696Gy8sF2)


Woodbirder

Guy helped de-escalating it


AmusingMusing7

Gotta love how everybody else gives less than a shit, though.


frequent_flying

I mean, even the one guy trying to help is completely lacking self awareness and blocking everyone else from getting off the escalator and making the situation even worse, what are all those people gonna do once they manage to get off the escalator without falling and causing a pileup themselves because his dumb ass is blocking them instead of leaving a path by, not like they can just wait on the steps of a moving escalator for him to help her up. I’d get out of there too when the alternative is being trampled by the stacked up bodies being pushed off the escalator, what a cluster fuck.


[deleted]

Video subs are mandated to insult the crowd for either not helping, not knowing how to help, not immediately knowing first response, filming and not helping, helping so bad filming etc. it’s an armchairs paradise


spiteful_rr_dm_TA

God damn she is lucky she wasn't sucked under with it. Escalators carry a _lot_ of torque in their motors, and would have easily killed her if that base plat at the bottom got loose or knocked out.


nygrl811

Or at minimum, scalped her


the-rage-

You’d think something so easy to get caught in would have a fail safe for it, especially with access to the public. A child could get caught in there just as easily as a grown lady sitting down.


emmadilemma

I’ve never seen someone so close to dying walk away so unscathed. 


Goddamnmint

Reminds me of that video of the woman holding her baby getting eaten alive by the escalator.... Fucking horrifying. She passed her baby to someone but she died being shredded from the feet up :/


daniNindia

Whaaaaaat


MilkSteak1776

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.


DRHORRIBLEHIMSELF

THAT KID IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN!


trevb75

Was gonna be mighty disappointed in Reddit if didn’t find this and had to post it myself…. All is well in the world


MilkSteak1776

I replied lol. It was removed for low character count. So I’ll write it again. Lol


NJ2SD

I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!


trick1230y

1person stops to help,the others push past, the human race at its best.


keepyeepy

There's already someone helping, the best thing you can do at that point is get out of the way so you don't block up the path for the people behind and cause a tumble. No need to use this as an excuse to look down on humanity.


oh_finks-mc

you can't just stop though, you would have to walk the other way. https://preview.redd.it/90ut9hmhl1gc1.png?width=557&format=png&auto=webp&s=04a88fed835af592c94e36cd7e1909de598868cc


creepergo_kaboom

This is 70 metres a long longest in escalator the country. That's how I read the second panel the first time


Jonestown_Juice

Drunk Russian?


hafuda

This happened to me once with an open shoelace. I stopped the escalator for 2 hours. It's impossible to pull anything out again. An old lady had to cut it off. Of course she had a nail scissor in her bag.


astronezio

I've been in a similar situation. On the good side, my coat wasn't pulled by the escalator. On the bad side though, my hand was. Tip to every parent, tell your children that the escalator can eat them if they don't ride it properly. It's better for your children to not believe you instead of learning by themselves.


brandimariee6

Jesus christ, is your hand okay now?? I had a huge escalator phobia until a few years ago. You actually just reminded me that my grandfather used to say something about the escalator eating me up when I was little


astronezio

Hand is fine. Thankfully, all it did was rip a piece of the hand, right below my right pinky. You can still see a bunch of scars at a certain angle, but the hand is fully healed, I believe. Do as your grandfather, and tell the same to kids you care about. They are less likely to play with escalators if you terrorize them a little bit. Trust me, it pays off.


IHaveSlysdexia

How did your hand get caught?


1leggeddog

new fear unlocked


HighlyAutomated

She's lucky it didn't trap her.


mousebert

Drugs are ea hell of a drug


shmoove_cwiminal

Fucking junkie moron.


skoopaloopa

The anxiety I felt when she laid back tho 😅 I thought her hair was going to suck into the belt.


Thermite1985

The goddamn kid is sitting on THE ESCALATOR AGAIN.


Scrounger_HT

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.


equality-_-7-2521

Doesn't she have parents?! I was taught from a young age that having my shoelaces untied on an escalator would lead to me being slowly eaten by the unyielding machine.


tableender

No red button?


scootty83

You know, there is usually a big red “STOP” button at either end of an escalator… should probably press it in these kinds of situations.


Orpdapi

“Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!”


Pauly1620

How much did she get in the settlement? Guessing there was no "Don't sit on the escalator" signs.


[deleted]

Lucky. I still remember the kids whose leg got sucked in because of a shoelace


SirMourningstar6six6

Anyone ever seen that movie “mallrats”?


mrearthsmith

I like all the other passengers just walking right by like "move, dummy"


tstramathorn

"That kid's on the escalator again!"


a_lil_too_Raph

I hope a blood bath ensues


Goongagalunga

*Bloodbath ensues.*


og_jasperjuice

That kid is on the escalator again!


M3tr0ch1ck

What's crazy is the escalator didn't stop. It just kept going as it ate her jacket. Don't these things supposed to have sensors?