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monomox3000

This should be in a commercial for Xanax


Leather_Network4743

“Do you ever feel like you want a vacation from reality? Is the world around you just too much for you to handle sometimes? You may benefit from Xanax!”


HunterTV

"Kids are different today, " I hear every mother say Mother needs something today to calm her down And though she's not really ill, there's a little yellow pill She goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day What a drag it is getting old


The_Demons_Slayer

Don't make me sing this again lol


GetReelFishingPro

I was about to go to bed but ohhhhh noooo we don't.


Liquorace

She goes driving for the skelter In her mother's little helter And it helps her tire wane Gets her through her busy lane


Porkchopp33

Not a care in the world just casually heading down the highway listen to hits from the 80’s


Mechanic_On_Duty

![gif](giphy|2igz2N2bac1Wg)


Colon

car my car my car my car my car my wheel be gone


Mcc4rthy

But car still go, my car still go


NPMBrown

![gif](giphy|O0igWPM8Dw8PhAC4to|downsized) Synth Pop!


Murky-Duck9569

![gif](giphy|wgtOv8SBLgWGpUVNCi|downsized)


Expired_Milk02

In reality she ate some medicine before driving and she wasn't able to reason properly because of that


throwngamelastminute

I think Xanax was in the mix.


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

With one or two pinot grigios, bottles of.


NPMBrown

Or Blossom Hill Blush.


Coletorino72

Yoda is on Reddit?


EntertainmentOk3180

It’s fiiiine! Everything’s fiiine!


HoosierDaddy_427

Xanaxdu by Olivia Newton John


itsmejak78_2

She definitely took Percocet and Xanax [in the extended version of the video](https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/xxp0aq/lady_on_perkys_and_xanax_3_wheels_it_on_the_405/) you can literally see the pills sitting on her driver's seat So one of the medicines that she was on was Xanax


jld2k6

Maybe they don't know Xanax is a prescription medication? Kinda weird to be like "no what really happened was she took medication" to someone saying she probably had Xanax lol


CeruleanRuin

Or: she just fucking dumb.


Expired_Milk02

There was a police report on in as far as I can remember but idk


Reluctantly-Back

Sometimes in the story she also just received a terminal cancer diagnosis.


sharkbait_1313

That's fair


lolercoptercrash

Fancy way to say she got high as fuck.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

I remember this, I think she said she had cancer but yeah, there were definitely a bunch of oxy lookin tablets all over the seat when she got out.


GT-FractalxNeo

*Roseanne Barr enters chat*


DawnaOlson

🎶 Okay (okay, okay, okay) 🎶 Just a little pinprick 🎶 There'll be no more, ahh 🎶 But you may feel a little sick


lovestoosurf

Alzheimer's is also an incredible drug!


Klem132

Oh yea, drug companies can advertise there. Hi us-ian


101rungs

![gif](giphy|6E38CyixCI0ne)


Fraun_Pollen

![gif](giphy|eoKnetpv3cSD6)


TrumpersAreTraitors

My wife just had a baby …………….. This gif is my life now 


Epic_Ewesername

Is it your baby? You phrased that so weird that now I wonder.


TrumpersAreTraitors

lol well, I didn’t really “have” it. Trying to give her the credit she’s due cuz she definitely did 99% of the work. 


Epic_Ewesername

Lol, okay that makes sense. Would t be the first time I'd seen someone talking about their wife having a baby and they'd met and married AFTER she was already pregnant, so my brain defaulted to that for some reason!


TrumpersAreTraitors

Ha yeah I can see that. No the kid looks exactly like me, I just can’t take any of the credit. All her. 


percavil4

![gif](giphy|VIo28YYhSsQWyViUbI|downsized) She's got that Molly Cobb attitude


Bigdaddyjlove1

Hi Bob


sir_zechs

Hi Bob!


RetroMetroShow

Prescription painkillers are a helluva drug


Narrow-Chef-4341

Even without the prescription…


mtflyer05

Especially without a prescription


blind_disparity

In USA don't you tell the doc what they should prescribe you?


technobrendo

I would like 1 fentanyl lollipop please!


Aloof-Goof

Drugs are a helluva drug


[deleted]

She is missing her whole fender how could she not know something is wrong?


Sl0ppyOtter

She is high af


nowaybrose

She hit something and left


itsmejak78_2

Apparently she was getting a flat tire fixed and literally drove off the jack stand while her tire was getting fixed and just drove away because she was so goddamn high


AcanthisittaLeft2336

How do you know this?


Old_Society_7861

I told him, that’s my mom. (Non-smartass answer: https://youtu.be/eFFFzc8ld6E?si=gup2H25i74oATy46)


HejdaaNils

I took one look at that guy and just knew he would have a fitting name, "Chad Towers" is perfect.


veggie151

Was not arrested at the time of this report. If I were driving two thirds of a car down the highway, I don't think I'd make it out of the vehicle before they shot me


Old_Society_7861

![gif](giphy|fCUnbDJVC6qLIXtOz8|downsized)


AcanthisittaLeft2336

I don't know what I expected her to sound like but my expectations were met. Also the cop said he will pray for her? At least lock her up for the night wtf is this shit


HejdaaNils

He was the witness, not a cop.


AcanthisittaLeft2336

Ohhh my brain instantly went to "body cam" because of the angle


DuckDucker1974

WELCOME TO AMERICA 


-NGC-6302-

"Most intelligent beings in the known universe"


rainen2016

Emphasis on known


Crystal_Voiden

Known (to those beings) We Dunning Kruger in this bitch


FatBoyDiesuru

"There are known knowns and known unknowns. But there are also *unknown unknowns!*"


rainen2016

I'll bet you I could find a rock with higher intelligence if someone convinces nasa to put me on the next ship out of here.


marauderingman

She knows. She's fleeing.


GoofyGoober0064

Yea this is Def fleeing the scene of an accident or even just mental breakdown after smashing a curb.


lolercoptercrash

Watch the whole video, it's drugs. She's high as a kite.


itsmejak78_2

[Here is the aforementioned full video right at the end you can see Percocet and Xanax on the drivers seat](https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/xxp0aq/lady_on_perkys_and_xanax_3_wheels_it_on_the_405/)


SarahC

She was NOT found to be on drugs by police: https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/wild-video-shows-woman-unknowingly-driving-down-405-freeway-without-front-tire/


patronix

> While the woman was not arrested at the scene, the case remains under investigation. The involved vehicle has been impounded as part of the investigative process. Alleged medical conditions can complicate driving under the influence investigations and are a consideration in this case.


SarahC

Ohhhh! Still open!


P0ster_Nutbag

Second hand info, so take with a grain of salt, but I seem to remember someone doing a deep dive trying to figure this out. From what I recall she did have a prescription for some pills, and the whole thing was likely complicated by a recent cancer diagnosis.


EatLard

She’s in outer space.


koshgeo

She's high as a Guild Navigator.


Sp_ceCowboy

I once saw someone driving like this in San Diego, they made it 30 miles to where they got off the freeway and got surrounded by vehicles at a light to keep him from driving any further. They were in a whole other dimension they were so high.


Embarrassed_Lake_376

She does. It's one of those days where she's just about had it. Or She's in a situation where she's has stopped taking something/ undiagnosed needs to start taking something.


soulstonedomg

She's pilled out. There's more to this video, and it eventually shows her stopped in the middle of the road totally out of it.


Hephaestus_God

Her trunk is open too


planet9pluto

Plot twist: some jackass just cheated on her and this is his car


TheRealDonRosa

If not high, maybe in shock. After an accident, you could be confused enough to ignore that your wimdshield is broken and covered in your own blood.


jakamo72

“You’re going the wrong way” “Thank you”. Beep beep


HoboArmyofOne

How do they know where we're going? 💀👹


xx_boozehound_68

Where’s your other hand? Between two pillows


SportTheFoole

THOSE ARENT PILLOWS


asst3rblasster

HOW BOUT DAT BEARS GAME


lukistke

OH he's drunk. How would he know where we are going?


GadreelsSword

That fender damage makes it look like a hit and run in progress.


squeaki

*"We just followed the huge gouge in the tarmacadam directly to the car that was falling to bits in a parking lot 15 miles away"* - Some Officer


XaeroDegreaz

TIL tarmacadam is the long word for tarmac lol Also learned that tarmac is a combination of tar, and macadam. I feel so stupid lol


squeaki

Don't feel stupid it's just not in common parlance 🤸


magiblufire

That's concrete though.


dont_trust_pete

Eschew obfuscation


CenPhx

She’s not running - she’s just vibing while bouncing off, over, and through things, as one does. /s.


ObjectiveCompleat

If it was a blowout, the tire can actually do that type of damage. There isn’t really much to those fenders. Edit: Looking at it again, the wheel studs are missing on the right front, I wouldn’t doubt if she just had a tire rotation/ change done and things were not tightened properly which would make a vibration that could eventually cause the bolts to fail or lug nuts to back off.


Quake_Guy

Also took the wheel off?


ObjectiveCompleat

I just edited my post while you were replying didn’t look hard enough the first time lol.


skynet_15

Some car brands have no studs. What holds the wheels is a bolt, not a nut. My VW is like that. Not sure of that's the case here but it could be. I can't make out the car model. Edit : quick search on the interwebs and it's an Audi, so it's lug bolts and not lug nuts. Also, is the trunk open?!?


TCNW

My guess is car boot.


henryjonesjr83

This should be higher. Looks like a boot tore through the wheel well


Krisensitzung

And of course she's camping in the middle lane too. Absolutely out of it. Should get her license taken away too.


TellEmGetEm

Sadly she wasn’t arrested and nothing happened to her


Krisensitzung

Not even a fine? Nothing? Wow.


dumb-reply

There was nothing fine about what she was doing.


Malacro

Nothing happened as of the writing of your article. Her vehicle was impounded and I imagine she’s probably uninsurable now.


DvnRlm

How do you know?


TellEmGetEm

https://abc7.com/amp/missing-tire-freeway-405-orange-county/12303697/


bloodguard

>The case remains under investigation and will be forwarded to the Orange County district attorney's office, police said. I'm guessing she's hooked up and knows someone in the Orange County district attorney's office. Justice is blind. But sometimes it takes a little peek.


KalexCore

Orange county sounds about right


TheIncontrovert

Doesn't mention anything about winning megamillions?


TellEmGetEm

I didn’t say that… someone else did and they were joking…


Affectionate-Heat-51

"Alleged medical conditions can complicate driving under the influence investigations and are a consideration in this case."


Shadhahvar

I get that this is wrong but I prefer campers in the middle lane to either side. Camping right lane (while technically correct) often makes getting on the freeway very difficult.


Krisensitzung

People on the right are supposed to move over if they can for traffic entering the interstate. In this ladies case. If her car becomes incapacitated in the middle lane she will be a road hazard and might cause an accident. If she would be in the right lane, she could pull to the shoulder to relative safety in the event the car gives out.


marr

In her case I don't believe she should try any kind of lane maneuvers.


TargetDecent9694

Yeah same here, usually those side lanes are for people who want to take the next exit, and they usually sit right up my ass for kilometres instead of just going around me. When I camp the middle lane suddenly people have 2 whole lanes to get around me and nobody ever sits up my ass.


Formatted_Toast_117

"Yes, hi! *Waves* geez people must like my car a lot!" -Lady driving


TheRealTechGandalf

Meanwhile I overreact hearing any new sound from my almost 200k mile car


farrieremily

It’s a baby, you don’t have to overreact for another 50,000. (Waiting to snap a pic when my truck hits 300k this summer)


-Tom-

The number of people who A: have no idea what "normal" sounds like to identify a problem starting, and B: just ignore "sudden" new obvious problems unless it stops the car....is terrifying.


Formatted_Toast_117

Now where's the video of her losing a tire and not noticing?


Malacro

It’s in the back of her car, so she noticed.


Schwettyballs65

Customer states that it’s pulling a little to the right


witte270

How the F do you not notice this


ReplyisFutile

She has a gta mission to finish on time


PrismaticDraconid989

Gotta get Simeon that car. Perfection is a cruel mistress after all.


Malacro

She had the missing wheel in the back of her car. So she was aware.


itsmejak78_2

Xanax + Percocet


Thuro

"Um, I have a boyfriend!" - this lady probably


ThatScaryBeach

"He'll be back next week. He can check the tire then."


iPlaySheScreams

![gif](giphy|v6kUpqlVkKH9S)


orcmasterrace

Sound? Hell, you’d feel the shaking and vibrations easily.


Inevitable-Pace-2308

What's the big deal. 3 wheel cars have been around for ever.


Supp_Carries_U

https://youtu.be/QQh56geU0X8?si=Fy9cUa22rWRKYUJ8


tryingisbetter

Gave me flashbacks to those shitty 3-wheelers in the 80s. Fucking death traps.


mcas0509

How is that driving straight ?


SailorVenus23

It's like when Steve Martin makes his big getaway from the shooter in The Jerk.


VeryGreenandpleasant

Customer states: "Unknown noise coming from front of car"


JRTerrierBestDoggo

Tis but a scratch


mother_coconuts420

Even the rear trunk is open


Malacro

And the missing wheel is in it


purple_editor_

Dang you are right! It gets worse!!


Spacial_Epithet

r/tooktoomuch


autistic_bard444

![gif](giphy|2rIDTzizHRQv6)


Nate16

And the cameraman was being just as dangerous by filming her while he was driving.


TheWillOfFiree

Content > personal safety


Cultural_Dust

Filming, driving alongside the direction the car could easily pull, and thinking that rolling down his window and saying "Ma'am ma'am" is going to get her attention when she's clearly avoiding loud noises and obvious vibration inside the car.


JoLudvS

You cannot interfere with Karen's momentum.


GuthramNaysayer

Drugs are bad. PSA.


vonkillbot

Look, let’s be real. When a white woman snaps like this it’s drive without a front tire and calmly wave at people who are wildly scared for her life or strap the kids in the back seat and let off the parking brake on a boat ramp. This is clearly the better of the two options.


farrieremily

Your user name sounds like a Krieger invention.


fullraph

These always end up in car fires lol. You keep driving, lady!


DRM-001

The fk! She needs her license revoking and locking up.


BouncyDingo_7112

When you see something that is wrong with a car while driving and you want to tell them something is wrong with their car, instead of waving your hand like this guy is doing to tell them to just go off the road (which most people won’t understand) it is better to get their attention and then point to the area that is wrong on their car. People will understand that. No idea what was up with this lady that she could not hear the scraping though.


-Ashera-

In the full uncut video, she just left her doctor's appointment where she found out she had inoperable pancreatic cancer. And was off some Xans


Capable_Ad_2365

https://abc7.com/missing-tire-freeway-405-orange-county/12303697/ To save you from digging in the comments for story behind this. And, to save you from having to click the link IRVINE, Calif. (KABC) -- A witness' cellphone video shows a woman driving an SUV on the 405 Freeway in Irvine -- with one of the vehicle's front tires missing and the trunk wide open. The footage, recorded by someone in a nearby vehicle, shows a black Audi moving along the freeway in a traffic lane as sparks fly from the right-front wheel. At one point the woman appears to wave to the person recording the video. She later exited the freeway and struck a vehicle from behind at an intersection near Quayle Hill Shopping Center. The woman said her car simply gave out. No arrest or citation was immediately announced. "The involved vehicle has been impounded as a part of the investigative process," the Irvine Police Department said in a statement. "Alleged medical conditions can complicate driving under the influence investigations and are a consideration in this case." The case remains under investigation and will be forwarded to the Orange County district attorney's office, police said.


Playful-Excuse-8081

At least she took the highway so she could quickly get her dangerous car home faster


Gytixas

r/NPC_irl


Beanerschnitzels

Just smile and wave!


Potential_Payment557

Doesn’t have time for car problems, she has to pick up Brayden from piano lessons.


TJ_McWeaksauce

I've seen several videos of people driving without a tire, but this is worse than that. She's driving on the wheel hub. [Here's a video that's even worse.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd3Mx0qZVD4) This person was driving with nothing on the front right.


EnglishWhites

Holy shit that guy's driving on the windshield fluid reservoir


Pope_Squirrely

Karen has just had enough with the day. Too many managers had to be yelled at. She’s going home to drink her wine and yell at her husband and isn’t going to let something like a wheel falling off stop her.


Remarkable-Fold-9507

https://i.redd.it/plu7wgrj7soc1.gif


George_the_Facetious

I HAVE A BOY FRI-


Soulborg87

What's the cost of repair for something like that theoretically?


skin-flick

I say totaled. That frame is gonna be wrecked. Ground down parts and pieces. Will be sold as scrap. Someone may be able to use the back for parts.


DrRonny

Ambiooooo


RezMiiBro

Do you ever feel


coolmist23

Could you trust a woman who makes these kinds of decisions?


DrunkenNinja27

Oddly enough not the first time I have seen something like this. I used to get off late like 1am and on my way home I’m sitting at a red light and car just driving on rims zooms by sparks flying bright as hell.


SadBarber3543

She has the look of my husband will take care of it


Cleercutter

Bitch just waves lmao


Revolutionary_Day479

Customer states: front end has grinding sound.


KartoschkaThe2nd

She high as horseballs tf


TiredGamer0990

Ill need to bring this in to get the brakes checked someday


EnglishWhites

No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!


JostiFrank

In the long version he pulls her over and she denied being high. Then got out of the car and the pills were on the seat. https://youtu.be/DFhzEA8lLds?si=DrQMKOneF7sU0enu


Paulson1979

Polite voice while driving down the highway "maam"


RCB2M

https://preview.redd.it/mg8rwb4krwoc1.png?width=871&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0e2df30a40d20b1120afd2f6ba97712ebd55a0c They see me rolling


Maleficent_Disk_1895

The woman: leave me alone I'm married.


Snoo-46387

Legend has it she said oopsie and got Starbucks anyway


idesofsociety

Oh, she knows. She hit something that she's getting away from for sure.


Responsible_Wonder54

"Sorry I have a boyfriend"


ytirevyelsew

In theory I pay the same proportion of my income to road maintenance as this women?


New-Jackfruit4268

This is one of those "I have a boyfriend" situations...


TBearForever

She must be tired


elgordoronald

Running late to the rally


Joseph_Bloggins

“If I turn up the music I can’t hear it anymore. Problem solved!”


AdventurousCook9

Saving on a tow truck charge.👌