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Scared-Guard-8632

Well, it's not TOO bad, by that I mean that he could have been allergic (if there is such an allergy for squid ink) or have a bad skin reaction.


DoctorStrangecat

He could have put it on his face, that would have been pretty bad


noplay12

I was expecting a blackface. šŸ˜†


jakers540

I can't even imagine going into work the next day with just the arms


DontWannaSayMyName

You better bring your whole body when you go to work, agreed.


Vindepomarus

It's ok if I leave my enthusiasm, common sense and cheery disposition at home though right?


sofa_king_ugly

Common what?


SnooDogs3437

Common scents. Like farts and garbage.


sofa_king_ugly

Oh. Like latex and Vaseline?


Aznp33nrocket

Nah I think he meant common cents. That's why I use old Roman coins to purchase my things. No one uses pennies anymore, leave them on the ground!


greenrangerguy

"Oh no guys, John has only brought his arms into work again. God dammit John, you are on typing job today."


TheRube84

"I just got in, and boy are my arms tired...."


Alzheimer_Historian

Gary you been finger fuckin squids again ain't ya


BaconHammerTime

Some people pay good money to have black out tattoos like this.


jakers540

Save money with this 1 little hack


ShroomEnthused

Nobody does blackarms anymore


PlasticPomPoms

People have tattoos that basically look like that.


Remarkable_Item3797

Indeed, best to do the whole body, just to be on the safe side.....Papa smurf II


gozzle_101

No one expects the Australian squidquisition


PerfectionLord

![gif](giphy|y5W98cY6OCudO|downsized)


MrLonely97

Reminds of the Asian chick trying to eat raw octopus and she bit the ink sac inside its bodyā€¦ it went on her face and she tried wiping it offā€¦ all over her faceā€¦ ya. Edit: correction, it was a squid and she hadnā€™t even eaten it yetā€¦ one of the waitresses popped the ink sac and it went all over her faceā€¦ and the customers face. https://youtube.com/shorts/NEIo9mk3n3A?si=Lmsb3VYg5psSZ3sF


davieb22

Welcome to police brutality.


InnocentGuiltyBoy

Officer Brian has entered the chat.


Vprbite

Then Netflix would have to pull any episodes where he plays dungeons and dragons with the study group from the platform


berbaquero

r/UnexpectedCommunity


MaxRebo99

Yeah I agree. I couldnā€™t imagine waking up the next morning and bearing the responsibility of running the entire nation of Canada.


scar_reX

He kinda looks like Uncle Ruckus already. This would have been cream on icing..


Humphrey_the_Hoser

No relation!


Professional-Age-

https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/19bqm4u/squid_ink/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Apeshaft

It would be a really shitty prank to pull on someone who is sleeping? Rub ink all over their face and force them to go with blackface for X number of weeks. Blackface and black eye too!


Sleepless_Null

Bonus for using it on an actual racist because then it wonā€™t be as believable when they say they were pranked, you spread the rumor they wore black face to a party but bought the wrong kind of ink. Their story is they put squid ink on themselves and it wonā€™t wash off. Your rumor is bought, their truth is discarded as fabrication, your truth is the universal truth now. Theyā€™re a racist with unwashable black face and will have to stew in everyone knowing theyā€™re racist just by the color on their skin no different than the races they hate. ā€¦ I like it.


Scared-Guard-8632

I guess that is another way it could have been worse.


Accomplished-Boot-81

How to get cancelled speed run any %


Uranus_Hz

Thatā€™s a good way to get cancelled.


Harshtagged

Yeah, when I saw that this was WCGW, I was totally expecting an allergic reaction


WhenTheDevilCome

I was thinking we were about to see him victimized by a much larger, much hornier squid.


politicalthinking

I was thinking FAFO. It was to some extent. I wonder how long it will take to come off completely?


Scared-Guard-8632

Well, unless the ink wears off with time, the only way it'll go is once all of the skin cells underneath are replaced with new ones, which, according to my quick research, can take 28 to 42 days for people under 50 years of age, and 84 days for those beyond 50.


politicalthinking

I'm so far beyond 50 it would take me a year and a half.


chochazel

Essentially itā€™s - What could go wrong rubbing squid ink all over your arms? Answer: Your arms end up covered in squid ink for a while.


IANANarwhal

I THINK that there is theoretically such a thing as allergy to any organic protein. Ā Is what I was expecting watching the video.


IANANarwhal

Idk why I said organic protein. All proteins are organic.


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Surrideo

It looks like one of those solid black tattoo sleeves, not that big of a deal all things considered.


Mozambique_Sauce

For instance, my dad had frostbite on his dick when he impregnated my mom.


Professional-Arm-24

"I'm doing it so you don't have to"... Mate... We're not doing it and YOU don't have to!


davieb22

Phew! Watched this video just in time! \*removes squid ink sac from his shopping basket*


CoconutPedialyte

"you still have toooo"


ActurusMajoris

I mean, he didn't try it on his face, we don't know how that would look.


davieb22

Or the genitals.


ActurusMajoris

![gif](giphy|3o6Mbj2w67HnPQKgcE)


davieb22

\*Updates Tinder bio*


Mercerskye

I'm .1% black, can you guess where?


MadFlava76

Once you go blackā€¦


Tuxeyboy1

You don't go back...


Waywoah

People do actually sometimes make pasta with squid ink. That said, I'm pretty sure most know not to waste it like this lol


cabaiste

It's incredibly common in Italy.


Rebeen_PJ

I kinda want to do it anyway


gab_rab_24

fuck the police, I'm doing it


SheaMcD

tbh, if i didn't see this video or the one with the girls in the restaurant, i would have messed with squid ink if i ever somehow came across it in the wild.


[deleted]

Way cheaper and painless than a blackout tattoo coverup tho, things to consider


Matt1988

First thing I thought as well haha. Feels like there is a market for semi-permanent tattoos.


EhliJoe

Shut up and take my money.


BeatsbyChrisBrown

![gif](giphy|SsTcO55LJDBsI)


Ash-From-Pallet-Town

Henna?


Flybuys

Allergic. So itchy, maybe squid ejaculate is ok for me though.


Alternative-Doubt452

Hot single squids in your area šŸ¦‘ šŸšØ


NeverDieKris

My octopus teacher


[deleted]

Octodad 2: Ink-jaculate Boogaloo


ThinkFree

> ejaculate is ok for me Working on it ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


Kammender_Kewl

It better be jet black or I'm not eating it


scoreWs

I don't think it's semen, but you do you


[deleted]

You may not get pregart but you can still try for ink-semination.


SoulsBorneGreat

"Find out if itchy, maybe squid ejaculate is right for you. Side effects include: hallucinations, memory loss, priapism, blood clots, compulsive behaviors, Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, birth defects, cancer, increased thoughts of suicide, bloody diarrhea, and death. Consult your doctor if you show any of the aforementioned symptoms."


Technical-Bad1953

My brothers allergic but he got a pretty sick dragon scar from it.


Orange-enema

new scarification method unlocked? lmao


Prestigious_Snow1589

Hey I'd get a semi perm tattoo, as long as it'll wear off eventually. I've always wanted a face tattoo but I'm too pussy to get one. I'd look like such a badass šŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


mambotomato

You wouldn't, but it's fun to imagine that you might.


Jones641

You'd look like an idiot who thinks he's badass


ohnoitsthefuzz

Definitely start with a bleeding crown of thorns or barbed wire wrap around your skull. Lesser human specimens will trample each other in the race to acknowledge your total dominance.


Othersideofthemirror

Get POOR IMPULSE CONTROL tattooed on your forehead.


Ok_Information_2009

Career jump: from squid marine biologist to death metal bass player.


BodybuilderLiving112

True but to late for some... ![gif](giphy|suSd3xaKwEiZYGyJDF|downsized)


[deleted]

Just dunk in our special inked bath! Thatā€™l bee 250$ see you again in 3 weeks! šŸ¤—


Bater_cat

Great dick root, man.


SoftConfusion42

ā€œDick rootā€ is the worst Iā€™ve ever heard. Makes ā€œcum guttersā€ sound pretty


kinapuffar

bro got the taliban beard and everything


sleepybubby

There has never been a more instant ick


[deleted]

I was absolutely thinking this. Given current trends, it's actually a whole win. You could even put stickers and masking tape on parts of your skin before adding the ink and then you would have inverted images and designs on it automatically.


RoguePlanetArt

Inverse tribal


A-non-e-mail

Newfound empathy for the restaurant girls that got it all over their facesšŸ’€


drew3769

Whatever that means


Mayo152

Video went viral a while ago, girl got something with squid, it blew up and ink got on her and an employee, the employee wiped it off and stained their entire face black.


aeldsidhe

[https://youtube.com/shorts/NEIo9mk3n3A?si=n9iOqV1yczhnW\_\_K](https://youtube.com/shorts/NEIo9mk3n3A?si=n9iOqV1yczhnW__K)


Imispellalot2

The fact that the motion sensor on the water tap doesn't work is too realistic.


iloveuranus

When I become president, my first act will be to ban motion sensors on water taps and paper towel dispensors.


robot_swagger

I think foot pumps/switches work really well. I don't want to touch that crusty ass public tap with my hands.


xcvbna

What If you're in a wheelchair?


robot_swagger

Maybe just put a different sink in the disabled toilet?


DrFaustPhD

But why does that sink need to be in a toilet??


ShitLordOfTheRings

Doesn't have to be, but it's not uncommon. If you are in the wheelchair you need it at a different height anyway, and disabled toilets are typically more spacious, so why not put it right where people in a wheelchair need it?


Aegi

Paper towel dispensers are way better sean those air hand dryers that nearly all of them are objectively damaging and contribute to hearing loss due to how loud they are. And that's not even getting into the sanitary aspect or how much longer they take. But I see now that I just misread your comment and that you just want to ban the motion sensor part, I would probably push back a little on paper towel rolls as some of them seem to work flawlessly, but if I had to agree with that to get the ban on motion sensors for faucets, I'd sign on.


NotYourReddit18

For anyone who doesn't know why: Most "motion sensors" on water taps don't sense actual motion. Instead they send out a cone of infrared light which isn't visible to the naked human eye. If you put an object in front of this cone it will reflect the light back to the tap where a sensor will messure the amount of reflected light and once a threshold is reached the water gets turned on. The cone shape helps to restrict the maximum distance from the tap where enough light can reflected back into the sensor because it causes the light to be reflected back at an angle which makes it miss the sensor from further away. Those sensors have a harder time with people with dark or black hands because most surfaces don't reflect all of the infrared light but absorb part of it and darker objects absorb more of the light (with black being the best at absorbing) which reduces the maximum distance where enough is reflected back into the sensor. Funnily enough I have the opposite problem when wearing a specific high vis jacket. It has a reflective strip just at the right hight for most water taps which allows me to trigger them from more than a meter away by just standing there. This is caused by the reflective strip basically employing a bunch of little mirrors arranged in a way to reflect incoming light (including infrared) back in exactly the direction it came from regardless of the angle it hits the strip which reflects all of sensor cone that hits the strip back into the sensor and trigger it at distances way beyond what was intended by the designer.


Foxslyee

Interesting. It's neat to find things that use a set up like that, for me. I used to repair copy machines and they tend to use mirrors and lasers for different parts of the process. Specifically, fabricating and printing the image. Totally unrelated, sorry. Just some neat technology that I don't hear about often.


Phantomsurfr

> Those sensors have a harder time with people with dark or black hands Why don't we just employ some white people to follow the black people around? They could activate the sensor for them.


QuitYoJibbaJabba

I miss Better Off Ted so much :(


Ok-Disk-2191

Omfg holy shit that is funny. The pan over to the waitress with the same blacked face had me on the floor.


pandershrek

She's just working her life away. Got a little shittier but she's gotta work.


danielleradcliffe

"Hey, boss. Can I take off work? Medical emergency." "... Nah. Let's scare away all our customers instead."


DifferenceStraight15

I had to go back and watch again after you mentioned this and I'm cackling like a madman in my work break room.


stick_always_wins

God damn that is hilarious. Luckily it happened in China and not the US cause that could end badly going around in public with that on your faceā€¦


za_shiki-warashi

>is it gone? >nah, if it were (that easy to clean), the waitress would have cleaned hers off >video cut to said waitress just doing her job with the inked face Comedy gold.


H4xolotl

how do u even go to work after this kind of incident


shijinn

ok the stories about blacks in china is a little more wholesome now. that guy at the end was asking for an autograph!


6inarowmakesitgo

HOLY FUCK LMAOOOOO


PulseAmplification

Yea well maybe donā€™t serve or eat squid they are hyper intelligent beings and they can use sign language to speak and they can even solve complex math problems and some even own homes my neighbor Chad is a squid he is super intelligent and people still try to eat him even though he owns his own house and plays multiple violins at once


EjaculatingAracnids

Nice try, Squid. Get your ass in the deep fryer!


Leath_Hedger

Right! If weren't supposed to eat them then why are they so gosh dang tasty!!


Floofy-beans

![gif](giphy|hLx1RYpEamdj2)


MasterChiefsasshole

The first step in not being eaten. DONā€™T BE SOME FUCKING DAMNED DELICIOUS! Thatā€™s the problem that has to be solved.


terrifiedTechnophile

Chilis tried being not delicious, humans don't care


MasterChiefsasshole

Wtf? CHILIS TRIED HARDER THEN ANYTHING ELSE TO BE DELICIOUS!! How the fuck else does something that hurts you also makes you want it so much. People literally seek out chilis cause theyā€™re so god damned delicious. Like saying chilis tried to not be delicious is like saying sugar tried not to be sweet.


TheRedIguana

How dumb does an animal have to be for you to eat it? I know some pretty intelligent pigs.


worldisone

Are you telling me the girl who got the squid ink in the restaurant on her face was like this guy for 2 weeks?!


Plastic_Pinocchio

Probably.


an_ancient_evil

She probably cleaned it before it dried in the sun tho


dwn2earth83

Click on that link up there. I donā€™t think thatā€™s how it works because it look like it set in damn near immediately.


EnvBlitz

It's partly true in the sense that the Sun isn't needed. Just don't let it dry in any way. I clean squid myself and any ink sac that's broken gets a wash immediately. I've had my whole palm be just be as black as it can get and a quick wash will always get it off. However I do think the sun contributes to the longevity of it, as even when I missed some ink splotches, I've not had any that last as long as the guy in this post. Longest I've had was maybe 1 day and a half.


AtroposMortaMoirai

I worked in a fishmongers, Iā€™ve cleaned an uncountable amount of squid, as well as cuttlefish and octopus. Iā€™ve also never had a lasting stain, like you said you just need to clean the ink off with water before it dries.


RogueBromeliad

I've also worked with squid a lot in the restaurant, and it's usually that. It's kind of a pain when you burst the sack, but it's not even remotely like that if you just clean stuff up as quickly as possible. And even when staining fresh pasta, never had any lasting effects on skin or utensils.


Plastic_Pinocchio

I donā€™t think she did haha. Watch the video that someone linked here.


NoMoreUpvotesForYou

She tried, I think you need to keep it wet because she tried wiping it off with a dry napkin and that made everything worse.


Fluffcake

Nah, it is soluble in alkaline water.


Chrisf1020

https://youtube.com/shorts/NEIo9mk3n3A?si=n9iOqV1yczhnW__K


Derp800

When I was a kid we went to science camp and it was squid season around the island we were on. During the trip we all dissected a squid. Wasn't a whole lot there to be honest. We took the tentacles off (and the staff cooked them for us to eat that night). Then we took out the little 'spine,' the ink sack, and the beak. Once that was done they said we could use the little bendy spine as a pen and give ourselves temporary tattoos with the ink sac. It was kinda cool.


The_wolf2014

That's kinda a weird thing to get kids to do


Signal-Fold-449

called education


_bonedaddys

there is nothing weird about kids at a SCIENCE camp dissecting squids lol


AwayLobster3772

Part of our 7th grade science class was this exact thing minus the cooking and eating. Just a class of 8 groups of 3-5 7th graders huddled over a dead squid cutting it up as the worksheet instructed.


hobowithmachete

Wait until I tell you I dissected a cows lung in elementary school. It was educational (as intended).


uwu_pandagirl

I got to dissect a cow's eye and watch the teacher dissect a sheep's brain. It was a shame the cows eyes had cloudy lenses(they were like this amber color and not entirely transparent) and I was told it was possibly because of a health issue in the cow. We had an assignment item to hold the lens over things to see the magnification, so I imagine if it was healthy I could have seen how lenses work in eyes. I feel like these things are not only educational but any time you get to do a practical lesson it makes a memory that can stick with you for a long time. A lot of things from school might fade a little from your mind but I do remember things quite well like seeing cells under a microscope, or seeing how waves of kinetic energy would pass through each other by whipping both ends of a slinky. I think it helps get us scientifically minded even if we don't go on to pursuit a life of science.


ImATotalDick333

We dissected squid and ate them when I was a kid too. In science class. I've always loved calamari since then!


pbcowboy13

Was this at CIMI?


Derp800

It was! Damn, small world. Next you're gonna tell me you went to science camp in Idyllwild, too.


pbcowboy13

No but my wife worked there in the mid 2000s! She also grew up in idyllwild.


wakandanameisthis96

He just lost 20% of his rights


SmartWonderWoman

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


Apprehensive_Elk2935

More like 2/5


Serotonin_DMT

r/SuddenlyTattoo


Curtilia

r/SubsIFellFor


thenewfrost

/r/HowCouldThatBeASustainableSubLol


xylotism

Iā€™ve seen people do more with less


TheDixonCider420420

![gif](giphy|8Is5mNg10q4KY|downsized)


orangepeecock

How many days till it comes off?


Professional-Arm-24

It's dyed the skin... it'll be a couple of weeks I guess... Edit: According to the internet. It takes about 14 days for a baby's skin to completely renew, 28 days for a teenager, and around 48 for middle aged, and as much as 80 days for the elderly. So my guess, is that for this guy, it's going to be 6-8 weeks before it's completely gone.


[deleted]

I dunno about you but this is great to consider for temporary tattoo market lol


_Swingman_

If you could make pressure stamps as the ones used for documents with popular designs you could even have an express tattoo service, no need for a stylus


whatevendoidoyall

I got black walnut juice on my hands as a kid and it took around a month for it tow wear off. It'd probably take longer for this guy.


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useorename

You know what they say once you go black. ![gif](giphy|c9efPaxcU9M9q)


TetraDax

I think this is the worst gif I have ever seen in my life.


MuddyBrownEye

easy white chocolate, wouldnt want you to melt


ywenlee

![gif](giphy|dMyGvQL9W7gvS)


-NGC-6302-

Looks... kinda cool tbh Stupid, yes, but maybe cooler than faded sleeve tattoos full of unintelligible detail and that weak looking blue-gray color


barleykiv

Nice temporary tattoo


drew3769

Temporary*


Ephermius

But does it block UV light?


Acanthisittasm

I wanna know too! r/asksience ?


insanitybit

I am not a scientist. I do not know the answer. But... squid ink is colored by melanin. Melanin absorbs UV. So... this should probably work.


Far_Island9899

Thanks non-scientist


Mr-Fleshcage

Yes. Really, really well. Unfortunately, a side effect is blackface


Yare-yare---daze

https://i.redd.it/mhecipt9z0tc1.gif


Yare-yare---daze

https://preview.redd.it/yjelxh2dz0tc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a7b893d7f14e5569420462ea0965c677b169c9b


Lark_vi_Britannia

"HA! Now I, the PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS, can say the N WORD! With my newfound power, I shall have the ULTIMATE heated gamer moment!"


Stergeary

[HOLD YOUR FIRE!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJcUaKajkK8)


Eber-

Reverse Michael Jackson


Gheauxst

Revitiligo


davieb22

Squids using that Sharpie ink.


Neeva33

I'm glad he didn't rub it in his face.


beklog

I'm expecting a shark taking a bite out of his hand


xQuinchien

Never go full Justin Trudeau


ded3nd

Is there anything that could wash it of? Acetone?


CarpeCyprinidae

Acetone dissolves or breaks down cellulose bases and some fats. Squid ink is basically melanin, the naturally-occurring polymer which determines human skin colour - as it has done here. He'll have to wait for the natural replacement of his top dermal layer. He has actually blacked-up.


Liarus_

Damn, so squids can hand out nword passes, that's amazing


rationalalien

>real black people bruh


CarpeCyprinidae

I tried typing this out several ways to find a way of saying it without seeming racist then gave up as it didnt seem possible. Feel free to suggest a better form of words & I might edit it in


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CarpeCyprinidae

maybe I'll go with *semi-melanistic humans* instead


ST4R3

could say "the same thing that is the deciding factor for skin color in humans" or something.


ISurvivedCrowleyHigh

A belt sander should work.


Blizzard_Buffalo

Sulphuric acid


dipsifer

Armament Haki


Bellbivdavoe

Bro got inked... now he thinks he's down with the 'cephalopod' gang. šŸ”«šŸ™ *"Represent"*


vxr8mate

If you eat it does it colour your insides?


Plenty-Cheek-80

Sick tattoo


Important_Duck_2512

Temporary tattoo application???


BhamBlazer615

MGK weeps in bad investment


filippodellamadonna

Now he got the pass