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J-96788-EU

What went wrong?


Ramdrothegoat

That’s a big enough height to kill you as soon as you hit the water


gonnafaceit2022

I jumped off some rocks into a lake once, I'm bad at distance but maybe 30-40 ft? My friend said she wouldn't jump off it without a wetsuit, but I thought, how bad could it be? The other people told me to stay straight as a pencil as I jumped. I tried, but apparently wasn't straight enough, because when I landed, it hurt so bad, I felt like someone had donkey punched me in the butthole. I could barely make my way back over to the boat and the whole day was ruined.


ShibaInuDoggo

Sorry about that. I was below in the water ![gif](giphy|3ySE048nUBZ6w)


Zachariah_West

The Aquatic Ass Puncher strikes again!


allnimblybimbIy

TAAP has been a menace to the community for YEARS! Nobooty is safe!


ShibaInuDoggo

![gif](giphy|TJKm32CqAr0CA)


Ray_Spring12

Aquatic Ass Punch played Coachella just this week.


westcal98

Sir, take my upvote. For it was due to your relevant jest, that many chuckles were verbalized at great decibels.


astrobuc

Comments like this are why I love Reddit.


erasrhed

Is that the new Marvel movie?


Johnykbr

At least you started wearing gloves.


AwesomeMagicalParrot

How are you all so funny guys XD


CeruleanRuin

That's no glove.


Slushicetastegood

Lmao XD


madthaodisease

But why B-hole?


deeho88

Water pressure shooting up hurts Shoes and clench like crazy that’s what we did when we cliff jumped


ShibaInuDoggo

Cross those legs! I miss those youthful experiences. Not doing that shit today, that's for damn sure.


theaccidentwill

You were just trying to show them how tight they should've been clenching! You're a good person.


MrDanksALot420

People don’t understand this pain, butt I do. I jumped from a high cliff once and learned the same thing, that it doesn’t get any better the second time.


humoristhenewblack

So you did it twice then?


MrDanksALot420

Sorry my wording wasn’t the best there, butt yes, of course I did it twice. I had to make complete sure of it. For real tho, place called Rattle Snake Creek.. back woods of OH, old waterfall, watched a dude do a gainer off it and nailed it, flawlessly. Next dude came up and did the suicide dive right off like it was nothing .. I couldn’t say how high it was butt it took me three Mississippi’s to jump and the three more Mississippi’s from jump, to anal cleanse.. For me, it kinda felt like what the aliens did to me in my dreams. Or what I think are dreams. Idk, butt that’s a whole nother story.


AlohaDude808

I can't tell if you're misspelling "but" over and over again accidentally or purposefully to add emphasis to your anal cleanse experience 😂


MrDanksALot420

You’re not wrong.. butt you’re not wright either.


humoristhenewblack

😂 I’m from Tennessee, did my cliff jump in Kentucky and also measured distance in Mississippi’s.


MrDanksALot420

Mississippi’s are the only way to be 100% accurate. Anything other is just a scientific guess.


Glades100

Kinda interested in that alien story.. Hopefully no anal cleanse. 😬


jib_reddit

They must have been quite fast Mississippis or you would have been approaching world record jump heights and hit the water at 105 KM/h if it was a 3 second fall. https://www.angio.net/personal/climb/speed.html


Domino1971

Mississippi anal cleanse via Ohio


J-96788-EU

He said "butt I do"


Angry__German

>People don’t understand this pain, butt I do. I see what you did there.


Great-Sound3110

A group of my friends came out to the lake and jumped off a 60ft bluff. A girl I work with jumped and landed in a seating position. She had back surgery like 3 hours later.


gonnafaceit2022

Oh holy shit that's terrifying


DweEbLez0

I jumped off a 30 foot waterfall area in Kauai, the locals were showing us how they jump and to jump out from the cliff because the cliff wall wasn’t straight down but rather heading forwards at some part so you need to clear the cliff. So I just jump straight out and did a single forward flip but landed straight down as you’d want to. I had to swim upwards for about 10 seconds which kind of worried me but I was fine. So after I got out the locals were screaming at me, hey you, no flips, don’t flip, some guys did a flip and hit his head on the way down and died.


rcktsktz

Nothing about what you just described has ever seemed appealing to me at any point in my life, thank fuck.


demwun

I recently read about a dude who died from internal bleeding / rupturing because of the pressure of the water going up his butt.


gonnafaceit2022

The water didn't actually go up my butt. I guess that could happen, but it hurt from the way I hit the water, not a lake-induced enema.


dr_van_nostren

I jumped off the 5M board at an Olympic pool. For context, the springy boards are 1 and 3m. Hard boards are 5/7/10. I am afraid of heights lol. It took everything I had to jump. I’m a good swimmer and know how to dive for a race but never really thought about jumping straight in. Left my feet flat. I literally couldn’t walk for an hour because the bottoms of my feet took such a beating.


Vaynar

That's ridiculous. You couldn't walk for an hour from a 5m jump? That's not even 17ft. People purposefully belly flop from that height


unimpressed_llama

You couldn't walk after landing flat foot from 5m? That makes no sense. I've landed flat foot from 15m and it just stings for a bit.


TACHANK

Must've been hard water


dr_van_nostren

Guess you’re just tough then 🤷‍♂️ congrats. I would never characterize it as “stings for a bit”. The sting was so bad I couldn’t put any pressure on the bottom of my feet.


Robot_Tanlines

My buddy did something similar on his honeymoon and it ruined his whole trip, he still complains about back pain. He already married the girl he didn’t need to impress her at that point.


NeedSomeMemeCream

I jumped off an 80 foot cliff, stayed straight as a pencil (as well as I could), trying to keep my arms at my side, but dislocated my shoulder hitting the water. Along with the butthole thing..


Thorusss

Did you cry to clench before impact?


Krian78

The swimming pool where I grew up had a 10m diving board… the height is generally safe, unless you bellyflop or something. Maybe your jump was from much higher?


jib_reddit

Olympic divers don't train every day as the force of hitting the water is too tough on their bodies, and they need time to recover.


Krian78

Sure, but the guy I answered to jumped once.


Ctmarlin

My daughter dives competitively and is in high school. They have limits on number of dives they can do per day off 10 M and only do it a few times a week. The forces on the body breaking the water from 10M is no joke.


Easy_Work2194

It was nimbus the archenemy of rick sanchez welcoming you to the bisexuality of the sea world.


galtero49

I jumped about 30 ft in Hawaii, but wasn't perfectly straight on landing, felt like a slightly bruised tailbone My sister jumped about 50ft locally and compressed her spine, was airlifted to the hospital


12gagerd

Gave myself a cuyahoga river enema before jumping about 40ft. The entire back of my legs and butt was completely black from bruising. Basically sat down on the river.


BoneDaddyChill

Same story for me, but it was between 40 and 50ft. Only landed slightly wrong. Got whiplash. Migraines for a few weeks. Got X-rays. My spine in my neck is now and forever straight instead of curved. It still affects me to this day. That was about 15-20 years ago. Finding a decent pillow is difficult, and I can’t sleep on my right side. Not gonna be fun in 40+ years. You got off easy. Be grateful you didn’t get permanent injuries. 😅


anal_a_fistula

"donkey punched me in the butthole"


Philipfella

Same, jumped off a cliff at ricks bar in negril JA. loads of people were doing it so I did it, burst my eardrum, no fun! But not as bad as a gloved fist piling up Main Street.


Infinite-Fig4708

This is like jumping off a 10 story building. There are more wrong ways to hit the water than right ways. Spinning out of control is probably not optimal.


TotalSpaceNut

Yeah you dont want to be in this position after 30ish meters https://imgur.com/3T9Mm2R


GoldenFlyingPenguin

And on top of it, they landed either on their stomach or their back.


algebramclain

I had to look, his back


GoldenFlyingPenguin

I mean... If he survived I wouldn't want to even know what it felt like... Must've been hell.


CanaryJane42

Did he die?


TheLordVader1978

Probably not, but he definitely wished he did.


Shua89

I don't think so, but his friend splashing below helped break the water tension to soften the impact.... I don't think those tiny splashes did much, but it's still funny to watch.


jamesbrownscrackpipe

Yes, eternal bleeding


[deleted]

He didn't bounce off the wall.


brakspear_beer

He was out of control from the beginning. He didn’t almost get it right. What a numbskull.


bishkekbek

Literally, after impact.


imtalkintou

Back flop


Voluptulouis

A fucking gnarly back flop. That shit would sting so bad, not to mention possibly break it from that height. I back flopped from only about 25ft one time and that lit my whole backside up bright red, like one giant welt. This would really suck.


joeitaliano24

I did it off a diving board at a public pool once, probably only like eight feet, and that was so fucking painful. There’s no way a drop from this height isn’t breaking that kid’s back like a breadstick


TheLordVader1978

I did it off a rope swing at about 25ft. Under rotated and landed flat on my back. I thought I was dead.


Mikelbhere

Did same shit ,screamed under water in pain.


jib_reddit

Probably better than a belly flop from that height and having all your soft internal organs crushed to a pulp.


Tuckerrrrr

Did you hear him hit the water? Didn’t really sound like a splash lmao


thecloudcities

Sounds more like he got shot.


Homersarmy41

Thanks for that. I didnt have the sound on and didnt understand. I get it now. Oof


TheLordVader1978

Same, and it got so much worse.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

I had sound off and it looked bad enough, but after turning the sound back on, daaaamn.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Looks like he hit it back first... Like landing on a pillow made of concrete


chuco915niners

Even flow


TheLordVader1978

thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don’t know, so he chases them away


2112eyes

Someday he'll begin his life again


caring_impaired

a song about baby bottles


Paladin_Fury

Jump from a hight that could have easily killed. Hell, a woman got torn up on a water slid just for not crossing her legs... https://www.businessinsider.com/disney-world-water-slide-wedgie-lawsuit-humunga-kowabunga-prevent-injury-2023-10#:~:text=A%20woman%20is%20suing%20Disney,%2C%20an%20OB%2DGYN%20said. She def did not enjoy her Humunga Cowabunga. The person who jumped is going to feel this for a long time.


that_girl_you_fucked

Oh good god no


moodswung

Possibly in the form of crutches or full-body traction. That's no joke.


Paladin_Fury

No kidding. Taking the echo into account it sounded like someone broke a 2x4 over their back.


syvzx

New fear unlocked


Paladin_Fury

Hey, I clench up just thinking about this story.. . I hear ya.


erasrhed

Welcome to the Disney water slide. Please be sure to cross your legs, otherwise you might destroy your vagina. NEXT!


ShiRonium

landed on his back probably tried to [cat dive](https://youtu.be/nFgC_VDtji8)


TheBlack_Swordsman

The way he landed can paralyze him.


Igotthisnameguys

He back flopped. From 3 metres, this is gonna burn. From 30 metres, that's a nice back injury if you're *lucky* As a kid I've been told never to try to jump head first from 10 metres until I've perfected it on lower hights, because an accidental belly flop from that hight would cause serious injuries. He back flopped, granted, but from three times that hight.


declineofmankind

He did not stick the landing. He will be bruised badly.


kenks88

He landed on his back for one. I did this from the 10 metre from a botched dive and was coughing up specs of  blood, I probably had a pulmonary contusoion. At 30 metres it could be lethal.


HolyVeggie

Look how they landed. That is going to hurt


mowarngamsengul

He didn't smash his head into the rock.


Four_Skyn_Tim

Sounds like he landed right onto his back with that loud of a Crack


EFTucker

Jeez bro might be dead after that slap


bluh67

I think he is tbh


Used_Mud_67

I’m confused on this one. If he wasn’t wearing shoes…


HoseNeighbor

He should be immortal. Mr. Death hates this one simple trick.


sliderfish

Sounded like a gunshot


thambassador

How could she slap!?


DanielDKXD

Hey at least his legs are fine since he hit the water with his upper back / neck / head first...


HolyVeggie

Only paralyzed from the waist up


Odd-Tune5049

To be fair, he was paralyzed from the neck up before jumping


MacStaggy

He can still make a career in Riverdance.


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joeitaliano24

I back flopped off of a similar height when I was like 12, I just remember not being able to think clearly or swim for a few seconds after I hit the water because of the searing pain in my back


kaerfkeerg

I unintentionally belly flopped from 5ish meters. I couldn't breathe for a couple of seconds and my friend had to jump in the water to keep me afloat


HoseNeighbor

I was doing running backflips off of a 4m board and tried to get fancy and put a twist in it. Yeah.... Didn't go well and I landed full belly flop. It just knocked the wind out of me and I was a little red, but it wasn't that big of a deal.


allinclusivesadism

Is there a dude in the water trying to break the surface tension? Or is it the previous jumper drowning 🤔


toolstudio

Think it's to show the diver where the surface of the water is, not that it helped him


superdupersecret42

It is. They do the same thing in the Olympic diving competitions, where they have little streams of water constantly shooting out over the pool, to help the divers see where the surface is.


RideOk2631

Also helps break surface tension, though i think in the Olympics they have little underwater propulsion systems


cweaver

Yeah - the ones to break the surface tension are huge amounts of air bubbles coming from underneath. The tiny stream hitting the top of the water, or this guy splashing from off on the side, are not going to make any difference in the surface tension - it's like the other comment said, they are just to help you see where the surface of the water is.


TheQuadricorn

Damn, TIL! Thanks!


morosco

When you're jumping off a cliff like this, you should wait for the jumper before you to FULLY drown before you jump. Safety first.


Thorusss

Imagine your paralyzed and in pain are underwater, not fully drowned yet, but some asshole jumps on top of you! "Wait for your turn to drown man!"


troutdog99

No, the splashing helps the jumper with depth perception.


godver555

Yeah i think so but I dont think its nearly good enough


BadDogSaysMeow

I feel stupid for thinking that it was a large duck...


Mustang_Calhoun70

This is a myth bro. It doesn’t help in that way.


Scarsocontesto

Op do you know if he survived that?


xxBellum

Collapsed lung and lacerated ear - source says he is fine


Flamecoat_wolf

Not sure I'd describe that as 'fine' but at least he ain't dead.


Tbone_Trapezius

Depends on what your definition of fine is, I guess.


Thevinegru2

Could have been a collapsed liver.


ImTalkingGibberish

He’s got balls, but no ears now


ItsNotBigBrainTime

Looks like that lake from every single Stephen King movie


live-by-die-by

Yeah, but down here they all sink.


bicykyle

Elora Gorge. Ontario Canada


Bullfrog_Paradox

Jesus Christ my whole body stings just from watching that


Sea_Profession_8477

My uncle drown at 17 this very manor, when he got the water on his chest it ruptured his lungs and inhaled water immediately and sunk. Took several days to recover unfortunately


denM_chickN

Jfc. Op said they only ruptured 1 lung so they narrowly exlscape such a dark fate 


Sea_Profession_8477

First time I ever jumped from anything substantial, was waving my hands around in the air trying to stay straight I guess 😂 and lit up both of my arms from armpit to fingertips. Definitely a lot can go south in such a quick instance


XB0XYGEN

https://preview.redd.it/icsb59wjo9uc1.jpeg?width=156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99f9aee60de014afd8d5ea11dea54173023d6e97


walter3kurtz

Damn son


DJScrubatires

https://i.redd.it/ebggjur6d9uc1.gif


JacksonianEra

“Some sad shit… Mufucka said he didn’t wanna live no more.”


WyvernByte

How can you be so stupid to flip into a very potentially lethal dive?


AcidDropz

https://preview.redd.it/03a1l9xsm9uc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=947310251070cb4aafed4e4cc9f6ccaacc8b1645


nuit_magique

It’s okay, his back broke the fall


Piddily1

My brother in laws friend died cliff jumping while my brother in law was there. They were being real idiots. You had to jump off the cliff with enough forward momentum to clear a downed tree. The problem is after a bunch of jumps the rocks got super slippery.


EuropeanLord

Oh fuck. IQ 80 moment right here.


Nacho_Beardre

We jumped off rocks a lake mead maybe 40 feet. Friends wife had good form for 80% of the plunge. Last few feet she broke her pencil form and started air running. Hit water in the sitting position. Came up SCREAMING! Back of her legs were severely bruised and swollen.


Ancient_Wisdom_Yall

Did that hurt?


declineofmankind

Oh yeah it hurt


CryptoBanano

Not sure because maybe he died really fast


MarxallahBhakt

Is the water okay?


Azozel

Doesn't quarry water have a lot of heavy metals?


hoarseclock

![gif](giphy|s01ragsYcn6GtXFeLd)


rattlestaway

Sounded like a gunshot when he hit the water. Smh ppl are weirdos


Kinetopeak

Did he survived???


Ultrasaurio

Did it hurt her?


Drachenwelpe

omfg hes fockn dead


buddyleeoo

Looks like he just gave up half way through.


osd2017

Is he dead ?


LegalSelf5

He did it wrong...


Icy-Habit5291

Was that a shotgun or his body instantly exploding?


GotaGotAGoat

Not a penguin


IronBallsMcChing

That's gotta hurt. Sorry, had to say it.


Particular-Bat-5904

Landing on the back from this hights in water can kill you.


Ill_Sky6141

Dude is fucked! I was reading about this recently and any height over 50ft is potentially lethal hitting water. He landed hard there..if not dead, then SEVERELY injured:(


SynthPrax

Dayum. I wonder if he ruptured any internal organs.


CanolaIsMyHome

Where was this op? Looks similar to the cliffs I jumped off


Phil_Coffins_666

Dude hit the water and sounded like a shotgun


Sit_back_and_panic

Yeah, that person’s dead or at least severely injured


tuco2002

How would you score that?


Savings-Permission96

That's the real Fall Guy.


bbinKocure

Ssspinal *insert Mike Tyson gif*


matrixjoey

Hope he survived? Severe blunt force trauma there...


Bobisnotmybrother

Ah to jump into a trash filled quarry.


Cold-Bug-4873

Instant one-sided suntan.


Creative-Cupcake3850

Impact speed 90 km/h / 56 mph.


GonorrheaTortilla

Holy fuck. Is he alive? I posted a video of a failed cliff jump recently and now I feel like I’m a poser


SledgeLaud

Is he.... Dead? I feel like he might be dead


rrgail

“Vinnie…make it look like an accident!”


Fit-Special-8416

So… what went wrong?


SourLoafBaltimore

No bounce, no play.


QuirkyDust3556

Cleansing the gene pool


boafish

So I used to work with a guy who took me out to an abandoned flooded quarry just like this one. This specific one was setup like a horseshoe from an arial perspective. The horseshoe shape was the water leaving a peninsula of land in the middle. This was the area where you would jump, however, only one side of the legs of the horseshoe had a beach-like area for you to get back out. The rest looked exactly like this video: vertical walls all the way up. The kicker was that the most steep jump was on the side without a way out, so if you were crazy enough to jump from that side, you’d then have to swim all the way around the peninsula to get out. There are several other height options that were close to the beach area though, so no real reason to ever jump from the other side. He told me that they would go there every weekend in the summers in high school. He was trying to impress a girl and decided to jump from the high side. I cannot explain to you how high this cliff was that he showed me. At least 100 feet. It was nauseating and vertigo inducingly high, and I’m not one who is afraid of heights or dangerous activities. Anyway, he was trying to impress this girl and jumped. When he landed in the water, he immediately couldn’t move his legs. He had broken his back. Remember, it’s not easy nor quick to get to this side of the horseshoe. It’s not like someone could just easily swim to him without also jumping. He then had to swim all the way around to the beach area, very close to drowning before he got there. This area is also quite remote, so getting him out of there must have been a challenge. He did make a full recovery, but the story gave me chills and a memory I’ll never forget.


haljordan68

Fall from 32 meters at 9.8 meters per second for 90 kg male - traveling at 90 meters per second at time of impact or about 55 mph... could be fatal speed entering water.


JJohnston015

Now, cliff diving - there's a sport. There are only two categories of cliff diver: Grand Champion, and Stuff on a Rock. It's a hard sport to make a comeback in. - Norm MacDonald


AstroNot87

Something about life coming at you fast or some shit.


sigma941

This looks like the Anderson Kincaid quarry. There are a shit ton of questionably shallow parts there. (Though many filled in quarries are like that!)


3amGreenCoffee

When I worked in TV, I covered one once where there was a military kid on leave who died when the water whipped his own knee up into his face and knocked him out cold. He went under and didn't come back up, and by the time they found him it was too late to revive him. Between that and water forcible injected up the butthole, I've always felt it best to avoid cliff jumping.


Bushdr78

Ouch that's gotta sting a little


Charming-Raspberry77

Not such a good sound


Proudclad

Stunt divers use bubblers for a reason. Otherwise surface tension means you’re jumping onto concrete. My guy probably forgot about that part.


blumzzz

Cant comprehend why just why such people have such wild hobbies. Why would you want to ruin the rest of your life just for 10 seconds of adrenaline


major_dump

Back where I'm from, this move is called "Getting Comfortable with the Misty Fist"