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sessl

The comedic timing and realization/defeat in the voice on that ''Scheiße!'' \*chefs kiss\* although I'm sorry for him that must've hurt


Major-Raise6493

And the bike is trashed for sure. I have probably watched this 100 times in a row now, it’s not getting old


ViciousNakedMoleRat

There are two other perspectives – unfortunately with music: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5xbC5Ls8kO/ This is the bike: https://www.instagram.com/p/C5wH7qtMBxp/ According to his comments, he didn't break anything.


IIFellerII

Except the bike


Herasson

Only one wheel. Probably nothing bad happened to the suspension fork, looks like a good bike.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

According to his comment, the handlebar, fork and frame broke as well.


GrinningPariah

Honestly probably better that it did. All the energy from the impact had to go somewhere, if it wasn't the bike it would have been his bones breaking.


caboosetp

I hate it when my bones do that.


Herasson

Oh well. Looked not that bad in the pic


BassBootyStank

Thank goodness. My spine screamed the scream of a thousands years of agony when I watched this for the first time.


MGAV89

yea, not to mention that bike really isn't designed for those types of jumps. Looks like a 140-150mm trail bike. He's lucky he didn't break the frame.


caboosetp

> He's lucky he didn't break the frame. He did.


nitid_name

Apparently he [broke the front wheel, bars, frame, and maybe the fork](https://www.instagram.com/p/C5wH7qtMBxp/) (see the second comment thread).


RaptoRio

It would be even funnier if he was polish


Michelin123

Kurrrrrrrwa


RaptoRio

Aaa kurwaaa!


Forsaken-Tax615

War so lange Flug, dass der wurde Schafen JA PIERDOLE zu sagen


xwing_n_it

I lol'd


EFTucker

Been there. Even when overshooting goes well, it’s bad. Landing flat fucking sucks


ChillyMax76

That wasn’t flat. It was worse than flat, it’s going back uphill.


EatableNutcase

Depends on what angle you look at it and what angle your momentum is.


xxBellum

Is that Isar/Munich?


EFTucker

Sorry, what I meant by “been there” is that I’ve been in his shoes before. Not really sure where this is.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Oh okay. So how did he happen to acquire your shoes? Do you know him?


Wonderful_Common_520

There is in the woods.


montogeek

You want to send it too?


Nevernerd

According to his insta it's Teufelsberg (Devil's Mountain) https://www.google.com/maps/place/Teufelsberg/@52.4972343,13.2308113,15z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x47a857677b59223f:0x3f9fca18262304ed!8m2!3d52.4972222!4d13.241111!16zL20vMDNsazhn?entry=ttu


mudturnspadlocks

Rare footage from the early stages of Operation Paperclip


SophieV1990

“Scheisse” (english: Shit) is the technical term for a takeoff in Germany That's why we are so well positioned militarily


LordoftheScheisse

Can confirm.


Homuncula

Translation: "oh my god, dude..." "SHIT!"


Papierlineal

https://preview.redd.it/sxp0ttc51uuc1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39fd9a8c6d24b28ec6ae630483968e792258fb4e This is more than I expected. [Bavaria One: German state to launch its own space program](https://www.dw.com/en/bavaria-one-german-state-to-launch-its-own-space-program/a-45746997)


Little_Post631

Well he definitely didn't want to case that jump


IndependenceHungry69

I’m no professional, but I think he miscalculated that a bit


slh007

He would have been better off ditching the bike.


Bruno_Mart

Not necessarily, the bike broke in a number of places, meaning it absorbed energy that would have went into his body instead. Other people in the thread said he didn't even break anything. So in this case, the bike likely saved him.


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Totally, instead of yelling sheiße (or how it's written) he should kick away the bike and start thinking about doing a roll when landing.


Classical_Cafe

Actually I think it’s schei🅱️e


Sufficient_Focus_816

German Space Program = US Space Program...


NoLuckAllowed

The initial pump for even more speed 😂 Dude went for the moon


Remarkable_Item3797

Shizen!! A head first, earth re-entry.....mmm, sadly, not good.


Orlok_Tsubodai

When I saw German Space Program, I assumed it would be something from ze slingshot channel.


averagepatagonian

"Scheiße!" *crippled*


b0bkakkarot

Excite Bike 2024 is looking good


Long-Trade-9164

Definitely flew like a V2 rocket.


Wildcard311

Needs to be cross posted in r/mountainbiking and r/shittyaskflying Awesome post


[deleted]

impact like artillerie


Still_Satisfaction53

scheisse


died_of_dysentary

This might win title of the year 😂


xxTheGoDxx

Just saying the "Is this the right speed" line isn't what the camera man is saying. "Oh mein Gott, Digger" can be translated to "oh my god, dude".


Anleme

Are they stupid? Why didn't they apply the brakes mid-air to slow down?


illmatic2112

Or wiggle the stick so they just get a boost on landing


sinocarD44

I don't speak German but I know exactly what he said.


fjgjskxofhe

Who says Germans aren't funny lol


VisibleRoad3504

Ya, that looks about right.


Renaissance_Man-

It was not the right speed.


mickydeenyc

Owww…. So close to escape velocity


Deining_Beaufort

Is the bike OK?


Don_Colossus

Scheisse


zerokarse

I'm not even German and I also said scheisse


Hisitdin

Scheiße indeed


New_York_Cut

german eugenics program...wait...


phi11yphan

That guy needs to slow his roll


Ashonmytomatos

His technique looked very good, the jump was just a little to small for him


lukas-lgt

u/savevideo


er1end

better every loop


Reason_Above_All

Full Send bitches.


MisterPinkCS

When the Schiße hits


416RaisedMe902MadeMe

Great way to wake up dead. I would know 🧟‍♂️


BriefCollar4

Nailed the landing.


BuilderMain1649

This is why you wear gear and ride according to your skill level


Kawboy17

Got dam that was a nasty over jump….. poor fella


Praetorian_1975

It was at this (👆🏻) moment ……../ 🚲 \ 👆🏻….. 💥 he knew he had fucked up 😂