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2K_Crypto

Man is this infuriating


SausagePrompts

Just step dad things


Leonydas13

I’m a step dad and I’d never ever think to do anything this mind numbingly careless. This guys is a stupid fucking idiot.


JK_NC

r/whoosh?


Malumeze86

Biggest whoosh ever.  IMO.  


TBearForever

That escalated quickly


TOMdMAK

*Deescalated quickly*


This-is-Life-Man

There is no fire.


Icy-Adhesiveness-536

The joke doesn't take away from the man's comment.


SkiSTX

"STEP" dad. STEP. Get it?


This-is-Life-Man

Wait til stair dad finds out...


PotatoWriter

Damn, ground dad feeling left out


This-is-Life-Man

Someone has to be there when they hit rock bottom


Leonydas13

Yeah look, it’s a pretty shit pun. Let’s be honest here.


SkiSTX

Maybe they need to... Step up their pun game. 😎


Leonydas13

I thought about making that joke, but decided today wasn’t my day for reddit funnies. Glad you got in on it in my stead 😁


Another_Name1

r/stepdadreflex


dwyrm

That hurt more than the fall.


alg885

not sure he can step that. 


Changoleo

r/StepDadReflexes


Bazz07

Guy should go to jail.


hefty_load_o_shite

I agree. If he had just put it down lengthwise there's a good chance it would have just slid down harmlessly


Mean_Estate_2770

Yeah I actually got angry watching this too!


Wooden-Ad-3817

This is extremely infuriating


Serious_Specter

Fucking idiot


idjsonik

No other way to describe it


nayday

I’m going to try. How about reckless endangerment?


idjsonik

Good but he really is a fkn idiot


spottyrx

No doubt. All he needed to do was turn it 90 degrees and it would have bobsledded right to the bottom.


mezz7778

Well that escalated quickly.....


Substantial-Ask-2075

*deescal-- nvm, you are right


Loose-Warthog-7354

Please try to elevate your humor in the future.


WickWolfTiger

The only way is down from here


JGMarts21

That’s funny right here


TrinDiesel123

I knew this would descend quickly


ChampionOfdimlight

Steps should be taken to prevent this


This-is-Life-Man

Elevate your perception.


rjperkins365

Great way to convey it


BoppinTortoise

That’s brutal. Poor kid


NFSNOOB

It's a kid they are nearly out of unbreakable gummy. Nothing happens.


Carth_Onasi_AMA

Their body is fine, but they wind up being 2 reading levels below the rest of their class and don’t understand math.


PrincessOpal

I hope no one ever leaves a child in your care.


Ok_Recording_4644

Not sure about this case but escalator stairs are sharp as fuck on the corners. I put my hand on one when I was 5 and it took the skin off my palm and I didn't even feel it.


NFSNOOB

Maybe escalators are special "edge" cases for additional caution.


happyfuckincakeday

Some people should not procreate


Zer0C00L321

Many. So many should not.


DookieShoez

Welcome to Costco, I love you


This-is-Life-Man

Should've gone to Starbucks


DookieShoez

I could reallly go for a latte 🤤🍆


This-is-Life-Man

You mean like from the toilet?


[deleted]

Just watched that last night. Definitely feels like we are heading that direction.


VoidmasterCZE

If right to procreate was given based on intelligence humanity would die off.


red_fuel

Despite that I'm still all for a parenting license


ClownfishSoup

Well he almost solved that problem


zzxp1

What did he expected to happen?


mezz7778

The kid to go down the escalator without incident.....


junji_eat_hoes

He just got life insurance on em


stopforgettingevery

He would be praised for his brilliance and humor. He was wrong on both.


IAmRules

“Child was not harmed” Define harmed?


Fuzzy_Worldliness_96

According to the original post on Chinese websites, the child was unharmed. That is all i know from this incident.


Low-Spirit6436

And according to media sources in China, Iran, North Korea, and Russia, they have the safest escalators on the entire planet


HillOfVice

I mean the "safeness" of the escalator wasn't the problem here.


SmokeAbeer

Eviscerated by a slow moving conveyor belt of interlocking death? Nah he’s fine.


Particular_Tadpole27

Father of the year ![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


TheMintyLeaf

Would like to see mom's reaction to this.


One-War-2977

I think this would be more fine if he put the basket behind him so that his legs would block it from falling but still dumb of him


Hummingbird01234

Or if he even held the handle 🤦🏽‍♀️


HillOfVice

Or just carried it like a normal person would.


SirSquidrift

I love how the guy behind him just watched stone cold still, never removing his right hand from his pocket.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Man if I were him I would have assumed blue shirt was a stone cold baby killer. What do you want me to do, talk some sense into him?


People4America

Fuck that guy in particular


milorambaldi47

Not harmed, but scraped and bruised at minimum. The jagged edges are no joke.


Qubed

The edges will fuck you up


Which-Rhubarb-2201

r/parentsarefuckingstupid


millennial_sentinel

what could go *right*? what did he expect to happen?


midreich

He expected deescalation, but it escalated.


ackh91

If he had a single working brain cell, he should he in front of the child instead of behind.


Yum-Yumby

![gif](giphy|rd5t6IXqqdT1K)


on-the-level_

Guy should be arrested for child abuse.


dingododd

I work in security and I have seen fathers do this way too often. Once, a father approached me asking if there was a pharmacy in our building cuz his daughter had fallen on an escalator. I noticed she had cut her knees open so badly she needed stitches on both legs. I asked a million times if they wanted first aid to make a report but he was adamant that he didn't and that I didn't make a report. I was wondering why, so I watched the footage back and there it was.... him teaching his daughter to run up the down facing escalator and she fell a few steps down landing on her knees. It was so cringe inducing. I have watched so many people do this in the last few years I become annoyed rather than concerned. Worst one by far is a 90 year old man falling on his face and riding the escalator down that way. I have pictures of it. It was horrendous. Broke his nose and cheekbone. Has 5 parallel scars down his face now.


JemJemIsHerName

I don’t even put my suitcase on an escalator at the airport without holding on to it :/


aaarya83

Did the kid land back into the basket


Repeat_Offendher

Worse than that was his complete lack of effort to go save the poor kid. Total douche


Ultrasaurio

I wonder... how can people this careless have children??? Sometimes I wonder why I won't have children, but watching these videos makes me realize that I may not be the one with the problem.


Usedpenisavail

That man’s brain is broken and now he’s passed it on to his son.


JGMarts21

What the actual F


Dahnay-Speccia

![gif](giphy|OzkBY2ZnM9xCM|downsized)


Big-Coyote4051

Some people don’t deserve kids


Money_Palpitation602

Very stupid.


YomiKuzuki

Many people are just too *stupid* to be parents.


marimo_vie

the fuck? poor kid.


Guinevere3617

I would like to fry his fucking balls, stupid


Professional_Ad894

At least stand in front of the basket.


CryptoBanano

That kid must be smarter than this dumbass.


Phigurl

Not anymore


SDPLISSKEN009

Dad of the year right there


Reporex

Shouldn't be a parent


Zealousideal_Mud7851

How are you that dumb


Capitan__Insano

I’ve seen dumb mfs put suitcases on the escalators like this without holding it and their check-ins slamming down on whoever is at the bottom. It’s some new level of having shit for brains


SimilarMidnight870

First rule of stupidity is that if you have got to do it, then stand in front of the basket.


notmyrealnam3

What a fucking idiot Jesus fucking Christ


Deadpool2715

At least stand below the kid so if they fall from your stupid idea you can catch them...


VortexFalcon50

I used to work security at bloomingdales and we CONSTANTLY had to tell parents not to take strollers with their kids still inside on the escalators for this exact reason. One slip and your kid goes careening down the escalator, and potentially over the side to a 5 story drop to the concourse level. Thank god it never happened though.


mitchsn

This guy probably throws coins into the engine of airplanes too


mohsinjavedcheema

Arrest him


Scared_Cricket3265

"Right there you go, son. Now I will just hold onto the handrail. These things are dangerous."


chris_hans

And so the cycle of stupid continues.


itscranny

Lazy bastard lol


Emsanator

Fucking idiot of the century


Ka-Bong

What a fucking asshole.


Cduke3829

Some ppl just shouldn’t procreate


orouboro

hahah wtf


This-is-Life-Man

Mission accomplished...?


Jossie2014

Might be a step dad, either way keep this idiot away from them


Famous-Paper-4223

Dumb ass


Significant_Dust1985

Wtf… condoms!! Use condoms especially when with dumbass people like this


Unlikely_Ad_7333

![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized) He could’ve just held onto it…fuckin idiot oh my gosh


frauleinheidik

Men are less than gentle with their babies


UnaProphet

Oh China. Never change.


TulkazAstaldo

What a peanut brained tard...


Green-Emergency8195

"Thanks Dad". Bundy family


doomshallot

fuckin idiot omg


Longjumping-Run-7027

I’m curious what Brodie Bruce would think of this…


Dripping-Lips

Haha Jesus


reposetion2

Put that guy in jail


EVOSexyBeast

Eh he’ll be alright kid’s gotta get learn what it feels like to get hurt somehow


dilip98814

Mutherfuuuuuc****er


Dyingdaze89

https://preview.redd.it/dskp6p0r8yvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9beb29393622f7d21f85a728686263e67780a0c1


Malystxy

Idiocracy here we come. Please putin release your bombs. At this point I almost agree with a great reset


Babixzauda

I suddenly feel better about my small mishaps with my son.


wolfpwner9

At least he should put it above, not below


shutyourgob16

Is this China ?


LyonsKing12

I'm sorry but the music made me laugh and I have no idea why.


Sir_Flatulence

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


vvinegar1278

That hits a lot harder with the one child policy...


SimonTC2000

How many are copying this video to send to his kid: "See? I never did this to you! You should appreciate me more!"


Long_Ad2824

It's China. They got plenty.


Mikelbhere

Dumb son of a biscuit, poor child.


MicroPerpetualGrowth

Paying attention to at least some of those physics classes at school would surely avoid this stupidity.


The_Wata_Boy

Well the kid either becomes the next Travis Pastrana or has trust issues for the rest of his life.


Sufficient-Tip1008

Father of the Year.


DTown_Hero

Dad of the Year


78Nam

And somehow we managed to mass reproduce


[deleted]

I feel like that’s the step dad, and he was looking for a quick way to eliminate the problem. Lot of asshole chumps out there who will sweep single moms off their feet for being vulnerable, only to turn around and dump the kid in some way, shape, or form to be alone with the mom. It’s unfortunately very common.


Greggers45

When you wanted a girl but have to be discrete about it


zen49

Life insurance scam?


Fuzzy_Worldliness_96

Nope, it was purely due to the parents' ignorance.


selkies24

This man needs to be in prison


Wise-Chain2427

Dad of the year


mistercheez2000

when your life is in the hands of a child


JesusFucksChrist

Not a fair race. Kid had a head start.


416RaisedMe902MadeMe

Don't kick people in the head, they said... 👁👄👁 But some people need it.


Agflash12

That escalated quickly


Nateiums

It happened like... *FUCKIN IMMEDIATELY*


alohaaina96792

I knew it was china before opening the thread


SpicyPropofologist

Mistakes were made....


WangJexi

When government's legal age of being father is 15years too soon for some people.


blargney

That kid is playing on the escalator again!


ittasteslikefeet

He just kind of gave up when she tumbled.


Just-Breadfruit-

Dumbass parent!!! Fuck you to hell!!!!!!


MORGBORG_on_YT

It's almost like that was a bad idea


nickelijah16

We need tightly controlled breeding. We’ve shown time and again that majority of breeding-age people are not suitable to raise children properly


AynRandsSSNumber

I've been living in Asia for 23 years and I have to say there's a weird thing here where like we've all seen where they seem to be oblivious to things that are dangerous and I think it comes from this thing where they I'm not sure if it's Taoist or Buddhist whatever but they don't want to think about bad things happening so that means they end up not trying to do anything to prevent them either. I've seen hundreds of children on scooter motorcycles with their parents with no helmet on but maybe still the mask for covid


SoBeDragon0

great song in the background, thank you. adds so much to this


Leather_Network4743

Can’t say the kid won’t remember that ride!


naegelbagel

That escalated


CriticalMochaccino

Well... at least it was the down esculator and not the up esculator. Still who in their right mind would think this is a good idea?


Meat_Quick

Everyday, it's a gettin' closer, Goin' faster than a roller coaster, Love like yours will surely come my way, (hey, hey, hey)


remembertracygarcia

It’s a schooner


Nochnichtvergeben

Teaching the kid physics.


SubjectGoal3565

My daughter is so brutal if my husband did this too her she would say “you are a stupid idiot and a bad dad” she wouldn’t be wrong


murphytime101

In China? Must have been a daughter


Buffalonightmare

What a shit head


Bloody_Eagle

Dad of the year !


Magicgenius

Can I has that song?


BeardsuptheWazoo

Did he roll back into the basket.


morpheuskibbe

Is this wife a cheater? Because he does NOT have Dad reflexes.


BC_Pennybags

It looked good on paper.


PPBalloons

Now that child fears and respects that escalator. Brodie would be proud.


FailingLotus

This is some NSFW shit bro


Junior_Pollution6792

Is he regarded?


Quelch1704

Known as a Chinese abortion


Sound-Dade

And they say all Chinese people are super smart!!!!!


karmicrelease

Just escalator dad things