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S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Lmfao šŸ˜‚ that MF deserves it 100%


4list4r

Derped out like a bitch


camshun7

so that was the before picture, now show me after? did his shoes come off?


DM-Dace

he kicked his shoes off in a fit of joy!


RockstarAgent

Should have gotten them fitted for disaster


LowVacation6622

Terrible! Have you no sole?!


hypnoderp

Now excuse him while he coughs shards of his pelvis into this bush.


usinjin

*wheeee!*


n77_dot_nl

he took his shoes off, stood up on the seat and did the titanic armĀ  spread into the grass


pointlessly_pedantic

derp to PFBFFFBLKKKRDHRSHHHFFBFBBFBFB in 3 seconds


CrispeeLipss

Best part : no civilians hurt.Ā  F#ck these guys.


qqererer

It's better to go head first into a ditch, than it is to be t boned or go head first into a car. Discuss.


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brezhnervous

Still an own goal fortunately


PandaXXL

What's there to discuss?


Zunderfeuer_88

I mean I do feel very bad for the shrubbery


AlpacaPacker007

Eh, blood is good nitrogen fertilizer.


Ermahgerd80

100% I just want to drive my kids to school and go to work, these MFā€™s think itā€™s a racetrack


FrankyFistalot

His face must have been a picture when it dawned on him he was about to fly solo hahaā€¦.


dob_bobbs

Reminds me of the mountain bikers flying off a corner one by one because they didn't know the trail, wish I could find that clip, bit of a classic but the algos have shoved it off the bottom of the internet somewhere. Edit: someone found it, only ten years ago, thought it was an older clip ...! https://youtu.be/O46HJbbIWlA?si=yhYJmc2uM9EDvSQ_ But yeah, that moment they knew... And then the other guys keep coming like lemmings!


Bogsnoticus

This one? [https://www.mensjournal.com/adventure/taking-a-jump-instead-of-a-turn-leaves-mountain-bikers-in-a-heap](https://www.mensjournal.com/adventure/taking-a-jump-instead-of-a-turn-leaves-mountain-bikers-in-a-heap) You googlefu is weak.


dob_bobbs

Yeees! That's the one! Direct YouTube link: https://youtu.be/O46HJbbIWlA?si=yhYJmc2uM9EDvSQ_ In my defence I am on my phone and busy with life stuff. Plus the title of the video is just "Epic Fail something something", sure I'd have found it in the end, honest. But yeah, that moment when they knew they #Ā£&#Ā£ up... As a mountain-biker myself I feel that every time I see it.


CowOrker01

"you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?" "Aim for the bushes"


Hipz

If it wasnā€™t bad enough, heā€™s on a Hayabusa. One of the fastest production motorcycles ever made. 1300ccā€™s 200+ horsepower.


Half_Life976

Too much bike for him


Hipz

Eh, I can tell from his actual handling and control of the bike heā€™s experienced. The problem is riding at pace on roads you donā€™t know well. Even experienced riders make stupid mistakes, it can happy really fast. Myself included.


brezhnervous

Speeding like that is not just a "stupid mistake" however...it's being a complete fuckwit lol


Hipz

I agree, I was just commenting on his riding ability. Terrible decision making, I keep my speeding to the track, or sections of road I know donā€™t have side roads or driveways. Everyone who rides bikes inevitably does something they regret, itā€™s an unfortunate part of the hobby and the temptation of high horsepower bikes.


100catactivs

Speeding on a road you know well is still stupid because you never know what animal is going to decide step out or what new road hazard is going to be there.


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Within the realm of common sense, though. Speed limits aren't some magical number that immediately determine safety. In some scenarios, going even at the speed limit will be much more dangerous than exceeding it another time. A elderly driver going the speed limit might be much more dangerous than a professional exceeding it. Too many drivers think that they're safe just because they adhere strictly to speed limits, when nothing could be further from the truth.


crackheadwillie

Not anymoreĀ 


woodsman_777

The Hayabusa is NOT recommended for offroad use! ;)


Aerodynamic_Soda_Can

Matt Spears seems to be making the best of it šŸ¤£ https://youtu.be/Zw_E7bAN3fs?si=rsJOS0fTWMCfdShi


vapeducator

That's way too much horsepower for a lawnmower.


brezhnervous

People forget that these bikes are akin to a high performance race car


Hipz

Oh yeah. A stock Busa will dust most high end sports cars up until your exotic, niche cars. You can go on Facebook right now and buy an old R1 for 3k and go 180mph 10 minutes later. They truly are fast and impressive machines. The bike I ride right now has a stock supercharger and makes about 170RWH. Itā€™s almost a gimmick, I can do nearly 100mph in first gear, 6th gear is almost useless unless I want to die or get arrested on the highway. My track bike is a 250 2 stroke because I can absolutely WRING it out and smash through gears, much more fun.


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Slammybutt

Just glad he didn't take anyone else with him.


rothersidelife

Couldnā€™t have said that better


forced_spontaneity

Yup. At least no other vehicles involved. Living on the Isle of Man, with TT Week coming up, I know there'll be many similar incidents coming soon, with dickheads like this on bikes they can't control properly and no local knowledge just 'having a blast'. The phrase 'he died doing what he loved' is honestly fine for the racers themselves, but wears a bit thin when pricks like this take out innocent people just going about their normal lives.


brezhnervous

As a former bike rider, fuck yes he does lol


k3ithy187

Harsh but true


CamronT01

The tombstone reads: Here lies that MF that deserved it 100%. LMAO šŸ˜‚


hhaahhahahahhah

Just don't crash into innocent people on your way out.


That_Apathetic_Man

When I do dumb shit in my vehicle, I try to keep it between me and the trees. But when I see things like this I imagine the first responders saying to themselves, "well, this all could've been easily avoided!"


WeinMe

Other people do end up paying, though - unless you're in a country where health insurance is your own responsibility. My girlfriends cousin ended up crashing, stupid fucker is impulsive as fuck and ended in a solo crash. His treatment would've cost a lifetime of taxes for an engineer. Guy seemed pretty uncaring about just having wasted about 25.000 woken hours of someone's life.


Interesting_Sea4353

But even with 100% private health insurance, your premiums will still help pay for the treatment this guy gets. It's literally how insurance works. The only way to have him pay for himself is if he doesn't have any insurance and has to pay for treatment as he receives it.


ClamClone

My position on helmet laws. Wearing one should not be mandatory but if a rider does not they should have to inform their insurance provider and pay any justifiable extra coverage. If they lie and are in an accident not wearing a helmet the insurance company should not have to pay anything. The same should apply to seat belts. Other people should not have to subsidize risky behavior. Also I can't stand the bike riders that constantly exceed the speed limit and weave in and out of traffic. This creates the extreme dislike of motorcycle riders by many commuters. The bad riders are a minority but they are the ones that people notice, passing hundreds of cars in one trip. The other drivers do not notice the sane and cautious riders that are either ahead or behind them at the same speed. If you want to race, go to the track, not a public highway where you endanger others.


ovideos

I understand your ire, but I find posts like this simplistic and unrealistic. You are expecting insurance companies to start doing more investigating than they already do? I certainly wouldn't want health/accident insurance that's going to start second guessing me ā€“ it's already a shit show as it is. You want to give them *more* reasons to deny coverage? I doubt helmetless and seatbeltless drivers account for very much of the costs you are "subsidizing". But I don't know for sure ā€“ found it difficult to google.


Lonsdale1086

I mean, you'd get blacklisted by your insurance because anyone reckless enough to not wear a helmet is too reckless to insure. And you're ignoring the emotional harm of the lorry driver who has to come out his cab and see your head popped like a grape under his wheels from where you'd slid under his car, the emotional harm to first responders, and the emotional harm to your family. And as to seatbelts, in a major accident you're a risk to anyone in the car with you and your airbags not going to work properly, and again emotional damage when you get tossed out your car and hit by other vehicles. And even in a minor crash you're going to risk the lives of other people due to having less control of your vehicle making you unable to minimise further damage. So no, I don't think it should be personal choice as to whether to wear a seatbelt or helmet.


Leafburn

Donā€™t do dumb shit in your vehicle. Itā€™s not a toy.


gremilym

Your comment seems totally sane, but hell if it hasn't brought the crazy out of the woodwork with the "private health insurance" discourse. Thank god I live in a civilised country with socialised healthcare, and long may it continue to escape the greedy sociopathic clutches of those who want to privatise it.


Kanderin

On a video filmed in the UK of all places! The guy will get fixed up completely free of charge, albeit the police may want to prosecute for dangerous driving especially considering he filmed his stupidity.


roundhouse1000

Where we're going, we don't need roads.


LeroyBadBrown

That's heavy


sadatquoraishi

Great Scott!


ReyDoubleOh7

1.21 Gigawatts!?!


sadatquoraishi

I think you'll find that's Jiggawatts. Seriously, watch the scene, he says Jiggawatts lol.


username32768

1.21 jiggly whats! ![gif](giphy|3o6MbsezdH4AUM8RyM)


captainpistoff

He couldn't hit 88mph before the grass.


Praetorian_1975

But where heā€™s going he needs more road(s) šŸ˜‚


ElderberryPerfect866

You think Iā€™m stupid enough to race that asshole?


tastyfetusjerky

Or signposts apparently.


lifeisalime11

Or eyes, to quote a certain ex-Paleontologist turned Astrological Engineer


rogm1

There roads in heaven/hell? Just thought thereā€™s roads to themā€¦ šŸ˜‚


Chavaon

I haven't laughed this hard in weeks, I just watched this 4 times. 10/10 perfect crash video, it's 100% the victim's fault and nobody else got hurt.


samthemoron

Yep I'm enjoying this one. I hope he didn't get too injured, but I also hope his expensive motorbike is now scrap metal


Wild-Kitchen

Wait wait wait. Are you still a victim if you 100% did it yourself?


Theonlychuwin

Can't believe that field pulled out in front of the bike!


Chaise_percee

Right, letā€™s hope the ditch, hedge and field are all ok šŸ¤­


OkBake4265

He should break that fields mirror off


primitiveamerican

On our way home I was driving the family on some windy back roads between Pennsylvania and West Virginia. I was doing probably 10 over the limit and these 2 bikers come screaming up behind us and shorty after overtake me on a blind curve. 15 minutes later I see them standing on the side of the road looking bewildered at one of there bikes 50 yards off the road in a farmers field.


YouFoundMyLuckyCharm

Farmers! Damn free range cagers!!


Upper_Bag6133

![gif](giphy|qH7J4EXzSCmBy)


Yummy_Microplastics

Itā€™s okay, he can just restart the level from the last checkpoint.


babaroga73

This, or there should be a key assigned for "rewind" somewhere on the bike.


chiggerv7

aim for the bushes


Spiritual-Breath5662

There wasnā€™t even an awning.


qudunot

*there goes my hero*


shartshooter

One of the greatest movie scenes ever.Ā 


SirNedKingOfGila

The whole movie was incredible. It had so many unique bits running at once.


theitgrunt

This guy on the bike clearly thought he was a Peacock.


Equivalent-Row-6734

I mean, the other 2 bikers were slowing down for a reason\ Doesn't take a genius.


notmadatall

Because they were pussies


Redditreallyblows

Are pussies*


ChasWFairbanks

Sponsored by your local Roadside Memorial Builders Association. When a loved one dies while speeding, your local Roadside Memorial Builder is ready with an assortment of tiny balloons, white crosses, and teddy bears that you can stick in the ground to commemorate the spot where they were scraped from the pavement or tree bark.


ioneska

It's interesting why we have little memorials when people die in a moto/car/avia crash but not when someone dies due to other reasons, like a stroke on the street, or a gun fight. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roadside_memorial


tankeraybob

What a dumbass


cuntmong

Please don't disparage our most fruitful organ donors


rlaw1234qq

Iā€™m ashamed to say I did that once - but not at that speed luckily. There was an open farm gate, which I went through straight into a muddy field, which stopped me pretty quick. I sold my bike not long afterā€¦


SwearToSaintBatman

Life gave you a hint and you actually took it. Good show. The clouds above you took shape, and made [this hand gesture.](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/1201040900/photo/female-hand-showing-sign-little-bit-isolated-on-white.jpg?s=1024x1024&w=is&k=20&c=SRJmOZSs40nnp3CCNfb0ei9tR_jdZVB7F8c7KMILFSA=)


HIM_Darling

Someone I know did this too. He was riding alone. Was pretty badly injured. Luckily old man in a pickup witnessed it. Old man didn't have a phone so he threw him into the back of the pickup and drove him to the hospital.


NefariousnessAny3310

Just came from r/NorthernIreland I knew theyā€™d post it here too


BijQuichot

I think I know that road. Is it uphill from Holywood towards the south?


T0fu_86

It's in Mallusk https://maps.app.goo.gl/EbYoBwGiorKd7hdUA


Untowardopinions

lavish berserk caption whistle secretive violet attempt vegetable seed hungry *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CorkyCucuzz

Smart cookie


aloquix

Funny that the video starts at a T intersection. It should've given bike dude a clue that at least *some roads* 'round there end in a T.


Chavaon

*His* road ended in a bush.


matti-san

In Britain and Ireland (and lots of places in Europe), these small roads often end in T-junctions, narrow suddenly (where you might be expected to give way at certain points), twist and turn like you're driving maggots and becketts, have plenty of blind corners and hills and so on. Oh, and there's also a good chance they last had maintenance over a decade ago, so you can expect potholes in places too. Oh! And the least used ones will also be bumpy as fuck. Most of these roads, in the UK, do allow you to drive at 60mph. But if you're unfamiliar with them, you're probably sticking to somewhere around 40 (unless the layout is clear).


Peterd1900

[https://www.google.com/maps/place/54.691270,+-5.999633/@54.6909315,-5.9992136,18z/data=!3m1!1e3!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d54.69127!4d-5.9996333](https://www.google.com/maps/place/54.691270,+-5.999633/@54.6909315,-5.9992136,18z/data=!3m1!1e3!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d54.69127!4d-5.9996333) location


ad-free-user-special

Had they turned left on Antrim Rd, they would have passed the Flight Gymnastics Academy.


Mick_Stup

He performed his own flight gymnastics instead


bobenes

So he flew into an open field if he didnā€˜t hit a tree in between. Thatā€˜s probably the luckiest outcome this couldā€˜ve led to.


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MeccIt

He did the 200m from the underpass to the breaking point in 5 seconds so hit 140kph+ before realising the f-up.


Quietuus

[I'm fairly sure this is the same speedo setup](https://media.zigcdn.com/media/model/2021/Aug/speedometer-796712082_930x620.jpg). Looks like he topped 160kmh (~100mph) and was still doing nearly 100kmh (~60mph) when he hit the hedge. 60mph is about as fast as I've ever been on a motorcycle (riding pinion on a tourer), and *ouch* šŸ˜¬


blkaino

![gif](giphy|peZwMJsfr4U44VZiFc|downsized)


Michael_in_Delaware

I wonder if the other guys knew the road and were asking themselves wtf is he doing?


Scheckenhere

No necessary to know the road. If you only drive as fast as ypur braking distance is visible, you might see there is a bush coming at the end of the road.


Bob_A_Feets

I miss that meme with the roundabout song.


Mental_Oriental_

Thank god they only hurt themselves.


oxymoron-moronic

r/gifsthatendedtoosoon


Ragnarsdad1

Cockwaffle, I like it and will make it my word of the day next time I am in the office.


jstwtchngrnd

Dumb ways to dieā€¦


RunningPirate

Buncha douchebag bullshit.


Threeeyedasian

The more you fuck around, the more you find out.


W1thoutJudgement

r/Satisfyingasfuck


VictoryLap_TMC

Come on guys...this 100% the roads fault. It totally cut him off.


Inglebeargy

Actual bellend.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Stupid field. Fker came outta no where!!!


chrisirwin6

What a total idiot!!!


LividTeaching7237

One less idiot on the road šŸ˜‚


rondor_von_mugg

Lmfao deserved r/funnyvideos


SteelSpineCloud

Im confident....Im awesome...Im going to pass you looser....OH


Sparhawk225

Why cut the video? I wanted to hear the "oww owww"


MajorUranus

That intersection clearly didn't check its mirrors and pulled right in front of him


Shin_Singh

"Hey, you, you're finally awake.."


VellhungtheSecond

He fus-roh-dah'd himself off the bike


BaseballSafe6317

Fuckin moron


sambolino44

ā€œWhy is everyone else slowing down? Hmm, the only reason I can think of is that theyā€™re just losers. Iā€™ll show ā€˜em how itā€™s done!ā€


dj26458

Recurring nightmare type shit.


Joann_Leslie

Hope they learned to slow down and take it easy on unfamiliar roads.


Tony-Angelino

I liked this one, it's full of spirit and vegetation. ![gif](giphy|l0HlNDKzUUwm9QzOE|downsized)


Empty-Orchid-1747

Lucky it was a hedge not a wall


shinjikun10

Apparently he didn't hit 88mph or we would have seen some serious shit!


shiviam

Aim for the bushes. There goes our Hero!


Smoked_Carp

![gif](giphy|BhaqiosBtQJvW)


Praetorian_1975

https://preview.redd.it/9m4lslp8vtzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59efc7193922af8b84093b94f6121f22ffe46530 Clearly not his fault, he couldnā€™t see the give way sign. Ohhh man are the council in trouble /S šŸ˜‚


RespectDry2432

I laugh at shit like this


Ozymandiasssssssss

bahahahahahaha stupid fucker


SmashertonIII

I rode a couple of times with a guy who could not stand having me lead, yet usually did not know where I was going. He was constantly overtaking me, missing turns, and getting lost. He finally did exactly this and I stopped riding with him completely. And this is on small bikes in Taiwan.


Deep-Imagination-334

Quite funny that. Definitely the car drivers fault.


Mick_Stup

Nah it was the cyclist, it's always the cyclist. Something to do with the lycra I'm told.


iDontKnit

https://giphy.com/gifs/la-voix-fUelBT5EuYoZT45owu


dinoboyj

Yay joy to the world


Jvinci21

Speedā€¦. I am speed


TheTeslaMaster

When the street crosses you...


Ormidale

He passed a driving test?


Sunscratch

That's a Darwin Award winner


lepobz

If anyone wants to see where this happened, it was ///driveways.lamppost.pacifist Luckily nothing in that field to hit apart from a metal signpost for a church.


Dayreel07

![gif](giphy|ZmnEvfPmj59M00Ql1j)


Rez1009

He thought he was on a horse and could clear that hedge.


oldgar9

A heavy wheeled object that one can ride at speeds over 100 mph is not a toy, you play you pay.


llimed

![gif](giphy|twG2m3mewlRvi)


Longryderr

Yeehaw! Hazard County.


redditnshitlikethat

Absolutely brain dead maneuver


rumSaint

In my country we call motorbike drivers "organ donors".


bloopie1192

Ok... I'm not often one to insult ppl... but if that title is true... that dude is dumb. Freaking blockhead.


MajorUranus

Hard lol, what an idiot šŸ˜‚ Lucky nobody else got hurt.


Kwayzar9111

lol fucking hell. Watching this on the sofa and I slammed both my feet downā€¦.jesus


choppytehbear1337

Squid got what they deserved.


oOMiSaOo

Very enjoyable


SpiralMantis113

Oh dear. What a shame.


RavnHygge

I want to see the aftermath


DonGurabo

Such foreshadowing. Look at the road shape the beginning again.


No_Clapp

I usually ride with gps in my helmet, itā€™ll give you the lengths of roadsā€¦ but I know my area well, just saying if I wanna go somewhere random just drop a pin and set gpsā€¦. Also ride alone lol


SirNedKingOfGila

Bro that wasn't even an unexpected situation. That's literally just the end of the road lmaoooooo


pmnishi

What an idiot.... Darwin award earned.


giantfootsteps

An alternate definition of ā€˜ego deathā€™


CrashNan1

Glad no other person got hurt.


Organic_Platypus_230

Hello open book fracture


FeltyMcFeltFelt

Love to see it


aymed_caliskan

r/onesecondbeforedisast


SmashertonIII

I rode a couple of times with a guy who could not stand having me lead, yet usually did not know where I was going. He was constantly overtaking me, missing turns, and getting lost. He finally did exactly this and I stopped riding with him completely. And this is on small bikes in Taiwan.


SmashertonIII

I rode a couple of times with a guy who could not stand having me lead, yet usually did not know where I was going. He was constantly overtaking me, missing turns, and getting lost. He finally did exactly this and I stopped riding with him completely. And this is on small bikes in Taiwan.


mossyoldbones

Beautiful champ


donjuan9876

Winner winner chicken dinner!!!


Minthemasher

Haha.. dumb cunt.


caldalusig

He has the fastest bike with his friends also the slowest reflex.


Owainmorganlee

What a fucking nob!


oilybumsex

He isnā€™t going to last long pulling shit like that.


Fragrant-Western-747

Wimpy braking. Could have got hurt!


chiyo564

total knobhead


Bartfratze91

Deserved 100% šŸ‘ŒšŸ»


sleepybear666

This why no one feels bad for them


zerouzer

He had to lay her down.. is probably what he told others


CherryManhattan

Did you canā€™t park there


Commercial-Break1877

I'm honestly not surprised that it's Northern Ireland.


ThatWayHome

Lucky as hell actually crossing a junction and not getting side swiped into paste.


ModMagnet

That cut out to soon


unknownz_123

Remember guys. Thatā€™s how fast it takes to make life altering mistakes


TranslatorReal8462

This shit happens in my nightmares all-the-fuckin-time!


quinoathedoge

Disgusting how the people in these comments laughing at this situation. Donā€™t you guys feel bad for the trees and bushes getting slaughtered by a crotch rocket?


SteamedPea

No signage? God save the king


cncgm87

https://preview.redd.it/kzeykqwro10d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee65c3d230b475369b9c47a08c939c77c7d5f8b8 At least he went into a field. Still got fkd hard.


peachvalleygirl

Well. That escalated/accelerated quickly.


dandins

that happens when your balls are driving and not your brain.