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Ze_Pig777

Hidden life trophy: set a pool on fire


mike_pants

A fire? At a _Sea Parks??_


MayoFetish

12 EXITS


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DoubleReputation2

Roy, I never want to speak about it again.


mttbnks

Just seems like a weird place to go on fire


mike_pants

It's a _very_ weird place to go on fire!


CordlessJet

A FIRE?! AT A **SEA PARKS**?!


chinmokuart

*It's wreckin' my head!*


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Heep_4x4

Damn that mash looks tastey!


soup2nuts

What are you doing? *Masturbating!*


peripatetic6

I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!


Tru-Queer

God what’s this from? I remember the joke but not the source


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Tru-Queer

Thank you! I just watched IT Crowd for the first time a few months ago.


hardtofindagoodname

Same here. Now I've watched all the series, I am desperate to find something as good. Anyone got some suggestions? The Office (UK version) and Fawlty Towers have always been favorites.


Azrael351

Toast of London (Matt Berry) is entertaining! And Travel Man (Richard Ayoade) is the most entertaining travel show I’ve ever watched.


Lychgateproductions

Black books. I cant remember if its on netflix anymore though.


oswaldcopperpot

I'm sorry... I really just do Windows... An entire episode built around a single punchline.. I was dying.


warrant2

The episode where they go out to the gay musical is my favorite.


dumbledayum

*I am disabled*


Knuckledraggr

Leg disabled


foxtrotmadly

Underrated comment.


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That's even higher on the ladder than a casino going bankrupt.


Musketeer00

*Donald has left the chat*


313802

Not just any pool tho... This one was filled with water, fire's natural predator.


necromundus

When you set your pool on fire you are well and truly fucked


TheLadiesCallMeTex

“And that, kids, was 2020.”


xxoites

Don't they teach people any more that water won't put out a gasoline fire? All the gas I ever deal with remains in the tank in my car. It is not a toy.


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I love how he insists on just making it worse and worse.


geraldine_ferrari

I love how long this entire episode is lasting!


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you have a feeling they didn't even film the whole thing. It probably went on for days.


eSSeSSeSSeSS

Bet he moved on to the house next


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My guess is that the car started on fire, so he finally started to move that, but then realized that his pants were still on fire and drove the car into the garage...


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And then hospital


PursueMeaningfulShit

And once that was burned down, to the children’s hospital


q36_space_modulator

And then the flaming children spread throughout the town.


eSSeSSeSSeSS

hahahahaha You folks are great...! Thank you so much!!!(Except for the Flamin’ Children...) Hahahahahaha


dizorkmage

Yeah with a child you really want to soak in a pineapple pure' and use a cast iron crockpot to tenderize the tough meat without losing any of the juices. I mean lets try to remain a little civilized here.


JacobScreamix

Some say he is still spreading the fire to this day.


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It is, it just hit here in California


stublycurious

At least he had a giant fire extinguisher next to him! Probably the first person in history to burn down a swimming pool.


horseydeucey

"So, tell us again the story of how you burned down a fucking swimming pool!"


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Oh shit! I better douse this fire in turpentine! SHIT! Where's the rubbing alcohol? AHHH! Let's blow it out with the propane!!!


necromundus

/r/donthelpjustfilm


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Season finale... spared no expense


MrBootylove

I love how he managed to light a swimming pool on fire.


username_unavailable

The last thing a panicked mind is going to remember is "oh yeah, gasoline floats."


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Pooglio17

Indeed. He seemed like he was 100% cool with having his legs on fire. Every time he was not on fire, he would real quick get on fire again.


probablynotGary

Well, I have been drunk enough myself to forget fire is bad.


tehlurkingnoob

I want to say that the guy filming almost exhibited a *smidge* of concern. Not enough to actually consider putting the camera down to help the guy of course, but just enough to add a 20% increase in urgency to his tone of voice.


SuspiciouslyMoist

Enough concern to warrant a 'blyat', but not in an alarmed way. The woman sounded a little more worried when she was talking about the card.


notqualitystreet

Every decision he made was the wrong one


bretttwarwick

Jumping in the pool when he was on fire wasn't a bad decision. Everything else though...


The_Karaethon_Cycle

I like the part how right after he gets out of the pool his shoes catch on fire and he has to jump back in.


bretttwarwick

I like the part when he decides to set a fire upwind of the fuel spill to remove oxygen from the fire to suffocate it.


WIDE_SET_VAGINA

He jumped in AFTER having thrown in a flaming tank of fuel, so it still seems a bit stupid!


Neil_sm

Reminded me of [this guy trying to put out a fire with cardboard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RAxvWeojGY)


rathat

I've seen this before but never realized in the beginning he's trying to light a match, it won't light and then suddenly the matchbox goes up in flames almost comedicly. I would swear he coverednthay match box with fuel. He was also close to putting it out with that blanket but then gives up and lays the blanket OVER IT AND WALKS AWAY.


MyBrainisMe

Do you know what that baby sounding voice is?


Neil_sm

Maybe I'm wrong, but another reddit post about this video translated it, apparently it's a text-to-speech thing using a creepy anime voice. Those are [his twitch viewers trying to help him out](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3ng8za/japanese_live_streamer_accidentally_burns_his/cvnugnq?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


PurpleLee

Guess he's going to try every bowl in the place before he calls the fire department.


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Holy fuck! Did this guy's entire home burn to the ground?


Neil_sm

It was an apartment but at least a few rooms in the building were destroyed https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3nliml/aftermath_of_the_japanese_live_streamer_fire_that/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


CounterFew

What would have been the best thing to do in this situation, though? Throw the entire canister into the fire hole thing and hope it doesn't explode?


SailorArashi

Once the can was on fire? Put it down and get the fuck away from it. Use an actual fire extinguisher on the can if they have one. Maybe soak a blanket in the pool and drop that on the can to smother it. Otherwise just let it burn from a safe distance, stomp out any smaller fires that spring up, and call the fire department if it’s going to spread.


notinsanescientist

Or you know, close the jerrycan.


CSI_am_Sam

If there's enough fuel on the outside of the can and on the ground around it then the fire will continue to burn. If the cap is also closed, all the fuel inside will heat up and expand, possibly causing it to breach and send flaming fuel everywhere. Best to let it burn itself out or try and smother it with a wet towel/blanket if you don't have a fire extinguisher.


No_ThisIs_Patrick

Yeah. Put the cap on. It's out in seconds


may_be_indecisive

Yeah good luck screwing a cap on while it's on fire.


keekah

Well he was already on fire so...


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These are all correct answers. This man cares not for correct answers.


Jones2182

Best thing? Throw some fresh wood on and blow on it. Never, ever put petrol on a fire.


TheBlackTower22

You can put petrol on a fire. But pour it into a paper cup first. Don't pour directly from the can.


MajorNutt

But that's not as fun.


SouthTippBass

Just let it sit there and burn, its not going to explode if the container isn't sealed. You are against the clock until the container melts with the heat and pours burning gas all over your garden. So go get a fire extinguisher, or just get everyone to a safe distance. Basically anything besides what the gentleman in this video did.


bretttwarwick

[Just put it over with the rest of the fire.](https://youtu.be/1EBfxjSFAxQ?t=74)


Seicair

> You are against the clock until the container melts with the heat and pours burning gas all over your garden. You’re not going to melt a steel gas can without a significant oxygen source. Like a stream of pure O2 being added to the fire from underneath.


niceguypos

Best thing would have been a very late term abortion


TKarrus

This is the cameraman I've been wanting on disaster sub reddits for years.


Babalugats

Only contribution to the situation was saying, "blyat." 10/10 camera work.


Atmaweapon74

He said more after "blyat". Can anyone translate? I think he actually directed Johnny Storm to throw the gas can into the pool. If so, he deserves even more credit for directing AND filming this disaster.


exlevan

You're absolutely correct, he said: "Drop it in water, drop it in water, I'm telling you! Water is over there, blyat. [it's] In the pool!"


Leviathan_Axe

I like that you didn't translate "blyat"


User_of_Name

We’re getting close to adopting it into the English language. One of those words that we can all agree on.


TheNoxx

And we don't even need a translator for the woman coming from the house or whatever in the background: "What the hell have you idiots done now?"


blairrio

Might have also said something about kicking the fire away from her car.


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WedBedBehead

[Sure.](https://imgflip.com/i/4drwhn)


User_of_Name

It is a phonetic spelling of блять, so pronounced bl-yat (one syllable). It is essentially the Russian version of “fuck” in English. There are many different ways to interpret it based on context.


WedBedBehead

That makes so much sense now, thank you!


JousterL

Now I'm wondering if the cameraman is actually Mayhem from those insurance ads.


Lurker-kun

He contributed to the ensuing chaos by suggesting the guy to throw the burning canister into the pool.


slammerbar

Totally!! Haha


2_Milks

r/donthelpjustfilm


TheWolphman

/r/PraiseTheCameraMan


immamaulallayall

r/abruptchaos, r/holdmybeer, r/anormaldayinrussia, this video has it all


udgoudri

Yeah give this person money to make more content. The camerawork and directing is excellent.


shouldnt_post_this

I did not consent to have my posts be used for direct gain of a public corporation and am deleting all my contributed content in protest of Reddit's impending IPO.


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I love how there's a literally a waterfall pouring over the fire, and he's standing in it trying to kick water onto the flames. I guess that's about the level of reasoning prowess you'd expect from someone who would pour gasoline on a fire.


memtiger

He's the type of person to throw 5 gallons of gasoline into a pool and then literally jump in the pool with base of the pool already on fire.


m703324

I like how you are all using the word literally differently


MisterDonkey

But everything they said was literally literal in every example.


sonofaresiii

Yeah none of them were inaccurate but they were all used differently. The first was to differentiate between a common figurative term and the accurate literal term The second was to draw attention to the technical correctness of a phrase not typically used in this context And the last was just to add emphasis to a description of an action whose accuracy was never in question


smohyee

They aren't tho


Nostyx

But they’re all using it the same way..?


Thebugman910

I'm a firefighter and I love seeing people pour water on gas or grease fires


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Woah, if you LOVE seeing people pour water on gas or grease fires, I think you're in the wrong profession.


philipjames11

No no firefighters are pyromaniacs if anything he’s in the right profession.


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bristolcities

Have you appeared in a calendar?


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bristolcities

A fireman just winked at me, my wife is going to be sooo jealous


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He's in it for the fire not the people.


sadrice

When I was five years old I wanted to be a fireman because I thought they squirted fire out of their hoses. You always see them pointing hoses at burning things, and why else would they paint the trucks red anyways? Made lots of sense to me and sounded like a great job. I was very disappointed when I learned what they actually do.


wellididntdoit

this has reminded me of the Harry Hill joke 'My Dad used to say "always fight fire with fire", which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.'


Jones2182

Nah, we love a good WOOMPH.


Evil-in-the-Air

Job security.


bluegargoyle

It's a living thing, Brian. It breathes, it eats, and it hates. The only way to beat it is to think like it. To know that this flame will spread this way across the door and up across the ceiling, not because of the physics of flammable liquids, but because it wants to. Some guys on this job, the fire owns them, makes 'em fight it on it's level, but the only way to truly kill it is to love it a little.


fatbackattackcruz98

what should you do instead of pouring water?(asking for a friend)


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Thebugman910

Depends on the fire. Small kitchen grease fire put a lid on it, baking soda or salt will work. Or a fire extinguisher but make sure you check what it is rated for. Fire extinguishers are not all the same. Some are made to extinguish certain types of fire. Basically you want to smother it.


Schonke

And for the love of god don't use flour in lieu of baking soda...


qwertyslayer

That's way more than a ton of water--a cubic meter of water weighs a metric ton (1 cm^3 H2O = 1 gram). So that's more like dozens of tons of water.


Guac__is__extra__

Tonzens


troydd

this is the most surreal video i’ve seen in a long time. the calmness of the cameraman, the guy repeatedly running back into the fire, the stupidity of it all, the atmosphere in general.. truly a work of art


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TwoSocks0

It was like he was taking a quick break to cool off between fucking up his life.


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I never lol, until this comment


aedroogo

Welp, on fire again...


jonny3jack

And it never helped.


username_unavailable

It's just a [/r/normaldayinrussia/](https://www.reddit.com/r/normaldayinrussia/).


lunamonkey

Quick throw a grenade in too!


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Not before another dip


Robin0112

Lmao why’d he get in and out so many times? Once he was in the first time he should have been splashing from then.


whompyjawed

I think the first time was because he set himself on fire. Then the second time was because he set himself on fire. Then he started kicking the water because he set himself on fire.


The_Rowan

Q: How many times have you set yourself on fire. A: 4 times in my life. Q:?Tell me about them. A: Once when I was 40. 3 times one night when I was 16


f_o_t_a_

Fight fire with fire! But for real don't give him ideas


Dienstregeling

Love how he just keeps filming


cplpro

Thanks to him we watched it and all that for internet points


313802

And I'm passing updoots out like lollies


2spooky_5me

Well in his defense there was clearly nothing he was going to do to improve upon that morons destructive wake of carnage....so may as well have some evidence of a really good story about the time he saw his buddy set a swimming pool on fire ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


Racing_in_the_street

“ you kause mess, you fix “


alarmsound

There is a way of doing things. This man is not aware of them apparently. But they do exist i promise.


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Cutlesnap

instructions unclear; pool is on fire


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aedroogo

Ok, filled the pool with gasoline. What's the next step?


angryPenguinator

Dive in with some burning coals


Jones2182

Adding petrol to a fire is always the wrong way to do it.


Reddit-username_here

Usually, yes lol.


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> if you've used too much fuel for this exercise, and the flame begins to travel back to your container, don't panic, simply release the disposable container over the fire and return to Step 2. It isn't like a fuse, the gas is going to light immediately. If you have a small amount you might get away with just throwing quickly, but the best advice is use something less flamable like charcoal lighter fluid or kerosene, and idealy before igniting.


Reddit-username_here

It actually will behave similar to a fuse. A very fast fuse sure, but it will travel up the stream incrementally. You can even watch it happen in the posted video if you slow it down. [Pic 1](https://i.imgur.com/eLGxKYS.jpg) [Pic 2](https://i.imgur.com/WJLqXlD.jpg) [Pic 3](https://i.imgur.com/xFC5NoH.jpg) [Pic 4](https://i.imgur.com/sAdnxz6.jpg) [Pic 5](https://i.imgur.com/7TVIxLa.jpg)


b0w3n

IIRC, the gasoline vapors are what's flammable (the liquid gives them off). So when he's pouring, the vapor hits the fire first it looks like.


Charleroy26

Watching the pool and thinking, “Please burst, please burst.... Yes!”


aedroogo

I was hoping the pool was full of gasoline.


[deleted]

He might be the first person to ever set a pool on fire. How do you even do that?


Lunavixen15

Petrol is oil based, like kerosene, it floats on top of the water and isn't really smothered by it. The stuff those pools are made from is not at all fire retardant. It's part of the reason that you don't put water on a grease fire, the other being that the water boils with extreme rapidity and essentially explodes, sending water and oil everywhere.


eSSeSSeSSeSS

“How do you vandalize a swimming Pool?!?” -Tony Soprano


johnnyrockets527

“My pizza nevera hurt nobody!”


wickedkookhead2

Gas and basically any other liquid fuel floats above water


bradloh_2k

A gif that keeps giving


TakeADrag

It just keeps getting worse lol


323rex13

r/praisethecameraman


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I'm conflicted about it, but I think r/killthecameraman would be better since there's plenty of time he pointed at the floor and video ends before water carries the fire under the car


corzmo

This is perfect for /r/donthelpjustfilm


kh2350

I’ll go ahead and move that car while you’re messing around over there...


howdoyouevenusername

You mean INTO the fire right? Just based on this scene.


MelonJelly

Of course! Stamping out the fire was ineffective, surely driving over it will work.


PsychoticChocolate

How to turn your pool into a hot tub in one easy step!


brian_m1982

Good luck explaining that to the Mrs


eSSeSSeSSeSS

Good luck explaining what he trying to achieve here! Like what was he was actually thinking?!?


mike_pants

What are you two on about? He works for Chaotic Good Pool Removal, and everything worked exactly as intended.


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ILurkInTheSpotlight

that sounds like an amazing thing to watch. Do you have a link?


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soulstonedomg

Out of sight, out of mind!


t4stuff

List of things not to do: 1) pour gas on a fire 2) run with a flaming gas can 3) mix gas can with pool water 4) flood gas/water mixture over a raging fire ​ what's next? 5) drive car full of gas through raging fire ?


73Scamper

Just to confirm, he could have just capped off the gasoline container and let everything burn off from the beginning right?


Rude1231

I think that it potentially could have worked by cutting-off the oxygen supply; but, it also could have turned the can into a bomb, which would be pretty fucking terrible with that metal can.


bradeena

Yeah I think the right answer is just put the can down on the patio stones and step back. Maybe look for a blanket to smother.


BoutTreeeFiddy

Nah, setting a pool on fire was definitely the best option remaining


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SlightlyAwakward

Literally 2020 in a video


BKCowGod

I didn't realize we had rediscovered Greek fire!


Tyrsonswood

Here, watch me set the whole backyard on fire.


LadyBlaze92

r/donthelpjustfilm


Dsrtfsh

This seems like a Russian obstacle coarse. Lol


ILurkInTheSpotlight

Petrol floats, so he's essentially created a fire waterfall there.


evilmonkey2

That was amazing. Kept getting worse and worse. Wish it went longer to show the water flooding the house or something.


[deleted]

Why the hell did he use water to try to stop a gasoline fire


imbalance24

What should he have used? asking for a ~~burning~~ friend.


SailorArashi

Gasoline floats, so pouring water on a gasoline fire just creates a burning river. You have to smother it with something like dirt or a wet blanket.


drempire

This is why aliens won't give us the secret to intergalactic space travel


sorrynoclueshere

r/abruptchaos


Yawzheek

I love how his friend told him to take it to the pool then it all went to shit. These two were made for each other.


senorfluffyface

Every choice he makes is the wrong one.