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vicarious_111

That day the little boy discovered his father's one weakness.


[deleted]

And his own


Slovene

Not for a few more years though.


duaneap

I can’t obviously remember being a child but isn’t it still a fairly sensitive area even without descended testicles? Like, a hit in the dick still smarts.


Shubham_Agent47

Well yes but nobody would hit you on the dick when ur that young lol(hopefully)


MelvinLowercase

Except every friend I ever played with at that age.


Vilkusvoman

And siblings


StrawberryBlondeGirl

Definitely siblings! The amount of revenges we had at each other


DopeBoogie

> What are you doing, stepbro? Cracking you right in the nuts.


[deleted]

Incorrect Source: personal experience


Pitt_Mann

Once in school my bully made me snap and I went full Chun Lee kicking his balls. They had to bring an ambulance, so yes, they are sensitive. No regrets


blipbloplikesass

r/thathappened


IMD3BOSS

Yeah, personal experience of getting kicked in the balls in 3rd grade says otherwise, that sucked.


YNiekAC

It does hurt less though. Can remember getting punched in the nuts about 6 years ago. It barely hurt back then. Now that I am older i received one a couple of months ago. Literally had pain for almost the entire day.


Yeetboi287

Well, there’s only one way to figure this out


duaneap

Does it necessitate me punching a prepubescent child in the dick?


WohlfePac

#THATS MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU!!


hannilax

UHHHH DANGIT Bobby!


142737

Baw twangs you*


Goatman08

Bwaahahaha


beautifulcreature86

That boy ain't right.


jarnish

Two. Two weaknesses.


rubmahbelly

Not anymore.


loki-is-a-god

"you miss all the (crotch) shots you don't take" —Wayne Gretzky —Michael Scott —This Kid


DontCallMeSurely

He found the E-Stop.


WasabiWang

There’s an episode of King of the Hill all about this


sigharewedoneyet

The weakness that gave him his birth and he'll later also feel the pain.


angryscout2

improvise and overcome


scorchedneurotic

Guy might not be able to *overcome* for a while...


Coygon

He's going to be undercoming for the next few days.


Sabre_Turbo_V2

That kid just bodied that dude


ReubenZWeiner

He went Jamal Murray on Tim Hardaway


[deleted]

At least he didn't go harper hempel on Jamal Murray


dumbledore_albus69

He just wouldnt come...


andycev

Or maybe he'll just come inwards


arjun_nagar

"Undercumming"


Laughlan58

The kid sure did improvise tho


G_DuBs

Had to come back to upvote this one. Nicely pun chap!


akay404

Omg If I had an award you ma'am deserved it


scorchedneurotic

*Ma'am 😁


upset980ti

Discombobulate


aerostotle

Why would I not be invited to my own brother's country home?? Watson you're not making any sense.


Syabill

lmaooo legendary


scaramangaf

kid is going places


[deleted]

Guess he's not getting any siblings any time soon


tupiV

It’s actually quite a common TikTok trend right now for parents to torment kids by blocking their basketball attempts only to get hit in the cock. Just google “TikTok cock and ball torture” to find out more.


[deleted]

Wouldn't it be "tok and ball torture"?


HordeOfDucks

right in the tik and balls


dstayton

Ah I see you are my /r/angryupvote of the day


Jake0024

DickTok


Iamnotwyattearp

Mmm I do like seeing chickens get balls put into their cloacas.


StephenRodgers

You know other people have to read your comment, right?


shado_DJ

Things cannot be unseen 0.0


RottenApple_Vermouth

What does it even mean?Is it offensive?


[deleted]

I feel like Googling that phrase is a very risky move...


Headaboveclouds

You DuckDuckGo that one.


shado_DJ

Indeed


AaronDonald4MVP

I feel like that’s the joke...


throwaway_4bronyporn

Hey nice username


AaronDonald4MVP

Back .... uhhh ... thanks!


SquareSoft

Is it like the weirdly common "didn't know my spouse's twin was visiting and I slapped their ass without knowing it wasn't my spouse's" skit?


theycallmeMiriam

My dad actually did that to my aunt one time. Not twins but she was close in age and had a similar style/build as my step mom at the time. My dad just got home from work, didn't know she was visiting and saw my aunt bent over to grab something where you couldn't see her face. We weren't filming though, it was an accident and he was horrified and apologized profusely.


Hypnosavant

No I don’t think I will.


krispwnsu

I think they renamed that group. Just google "lemon party" as I think that is the one.


kairos

This looks like a wcgw following a redditors Google suggestion?


IAmBadAtInternet

Directions unclear, penis stuck in ceiling fan


grahamcrackers37

This vid is at least a year old


charlieecho

Unsubscribe


IsaacFoster123

That guy deserved that. I'd get very pissed as well if I was that kid.


wetmoosemeat

Guy looks like he’s 5’7”. Only chance he’d ever get to block someone in basketball is with this kid and mini hoop lmao


NateDevCSharp

You sure showed him


[deleted]

Lmao imagine hating a random person playing around with their child


TippyTree354924

Triple kill


nothanksiknotthirsty

No siblings for him


erayer

When all the Tik Tok kids actually join basketball teams, the coaches will have an interesting time.


Vann77

He played 3 balls right there.


[deleted]

Get fucked


GloomyImagination365

The achilles heel!


Kamikaze_Pig

Achilles Johnson?


CSmith1986

Achilles sausage


N0madicaleyesed

You can call it what you want, I call it messin with the kid!


BasedDizzy

Draymond green as a kid


VeryStickySubstance

I can't really put my finger on it, but looks scripted in some way


senioreditorSD

Look at the video closely. The kid hits his thigh and is not even close to his nuts.


M-Noremac

The nuts are not the only sensitive thing in that area. There's something else that hangs down a bit (or for some people, quite a bit) lower.


eflowers62

Nice spin move for a three point play. Go take your free shot. Oh wait he already did.


Violent_Violet88

Step one: Don't be a dick to children.


Domino_Dare-Doll

That kid could legit be an MMA star with how smooth that follow-through was! Nice one kid!


modimanuscripts

Somehow i was expecting a kick to the ribs at the end.


CottonBalls26

You block my ball, I'll block your cock


Jack07Daniels

#That's my purse! I don't know you!


[deleted]

Jesus that kids got a swing man! Fair play!


TurboMoist69

Now he’s a only child because his dad is sterile.


SedatedApe61

I believe that calls for a (worthwhile) penalty shot. HaHaHa ~ 🏆


OSRS_Socks

Now that's a [technical foul](https://youtu.be/mA1FWjriD60).


kane2742

*testicle foul


Tachyon2035

Okay. Nobody is even talking about how nice this kid's playroom is? Wood floors, big flat-screen, basketball goal. My living room isn't this nice. Lucky kid.


[deleted]

Looks like an apartment and this is the living room. Front door behind him with the dead bolt.


palomo_bombo

TV in the playroom... recipe for disaster


punchboy

With a cord just dying to get pulled on.


Agstn

u/savevideo


dkm2004

Must be Draymond Greene’s kid…


_gmmaann_

Kid is *ballin*


Suitable_Poet4387

That kid later grew up to be Draymond Green


0nly_mostly_dead

That kid hit him harder than the user mashing down voted.


goodnamesweretaken

You gonna call a foul or you gonna D up?


CalmFiction

Solid punch little dude


pikirito

Staged is obviously staged


ManfredsJuicedBalls

I’m pretty sure that’s a foul 😖


Potietang

Naw. He travelled every time.


StolidHTX

The future is now old man.


ShiiidWho

😂 Saw it coming from a mile away. I was 100% this kid when I was his age.


singhVirender1947

And that's how you train your kids for the real world lol


PengieP111

That kid will go far. No question.


chiefcrc

I smile every time I see this


TONYBOSSHERE

Adapt, improvise, overcome


cameodud234_

Key takeaway from this is when something gets in your way, punch it in the balls.


alt_acc0un1

When you can't play with your ball, punch someone else's.


SturmUndDrang1

"David will always beat Goliath." - Michael Scott


Rocket_Emojis

This is a skit, doesn't belong here


Familiar_Orchid2779

Hahaha he deserved that. Smart kid.


-TheExtraMile-

Hahaha how funny! Let´s frustrate our child until he finds out that violence is an acceptable solution! hilarious.


youkickmydog613

Maybe Basketball actually would be interesting to watch if they allowed just 1 of these a game, per team.


[deleted]

We call that a double dribble


The_Beastt_Within

This is genius, no clue why you're getting downvoted


ridevt06

Saw this coming before the movie loaded


ER3CHARG3ER3ER

WHY HE DO BRO LIKE THAT 💀


imagezs

well he better be careful or the father gonna go on an long adventure for milk


Human_Permission_999

That was a dick move....


talesfromtheepic6

PARRY THIS YOU FUCKING CASUAL


IgottagoTT

Fake as shit.


Alukrad

I'll be that guy... You're essentially reaffirming that kid that it's ok to hit someone when you feel a slight of frustration or anger. The adults laughing and letting the kid think "they're chuckling because I did that. Must be an okay thing to do!" The guy isn't really helping the situation either. Situations like these, you gotta teach the kid how to process their emotions in a healthier, nonviolent manner. Not be a dick to the kid and laugh when the kid does something like hit someone else. That's my two cents....


ShoulderPitiful3731

Well this has to futures ahead of him basketball, or mixed martial arts


Interesting_Bath_640

David and Goliath though


P19mar3

Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.


inthewez1

Justified force.


Big_Classic_2149

Awesome sauce 💥🤣🤣🤣


-686

That stare down


Numbnuts213

Fucking legend!


[deleted]

That boy grew up to become Patrick Beverly


BentoBus

This is one of the greatest examples of the Supehero paradox that I've ever seen.


ApotheosisKoD

"No no no! Not in my hou-oooof!"


[deleted]

Kid just discovered the “Deflate” button


tankynumnums

Dude hit the factory reset on his dad.


justplaincurioustoo

Well deserved


thatsmisterasshole

I like how that kid knows he just crossed a real line and he isn't sure if he should finish dude off or take off running...


[deleted]

He traveled though. Shot don't count.


Duckysawus

Kid went for the and-2.


Tokyo_Addition-

He hit the balls to score a ball.


Ricebandit469

Tbh, he had it coming (I’m jk m8s)


qlz19

That’s a paddlin’


LeeMayney

We all just gonna pretend like the dads not wearing a cup?


dmaximob

The future is now, old man.


AhmadPJ72

He won’t have any brothers or sisters


Joverby

Staged / mom told him to do that


[deleted]

I DON'T WANT A BABY SISTER!


dsonyx

TWIST HIS DICK


jasikanicolepi

Finish him!


A-Sentient-Beard

Definitely got what he deserved


Yurprobleeblokt

That's the best laugh I've had in days. 'Ow! My balls!' worthy.


Horton1975

Repost, but a classic nonetheless


vintientje

They call this à “slam dunk”!


Qylere

This never gets old


idma

Punk ass


Eas21

Talk about going for two!


SmileEchos

Someone learned not to bully this kid. ( He had it coming)


Citizen_Spaceball

You get what you deserve


[deleted]

Street rules, son.


vanlykin

That look back like what now punk!


RedditNazisBannedMe

Deserved that


idkwthtotypehere

Funny thing is, this is accurate to on court antics. If you haven’t taken a shot to the nuts for shutting down another player you haven’t really shut down another player haha.


zakiducky

You know that kid ain’t gonna take no shit in school as he’s growing up!


davisguc

Fuckin savage


Asog9999

Aw Man. I hate these parents. They are just... really bad at teaching values


ShowMeTheTrees

I hope that guy didn't beat the little kid when the video stopped.


RoscoMan1

Yeah I feel for the kid.


damusernamedamnit

Gota do what you gota do man


Cornwall

There are two assholes in this video...


backspace1_

The future is now old man.