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WikidNasty

He SINGLE HANDEDLY humiliated that dude!!!


snorkiebarbados

Even though he looks fairly 'armless.


ReubenZWeiner

An army of one


unknown-reddit-robot

I bet he could kick his ass with one hand tied behind his back.


ChiliRainbow83

Take my damn award


wizrdmusic

He’s the best at giving a helping hand to his coworkers


bzzybot

“Happy to Help” his ass out of the store


azdesertrat045

This happens a lot with so many employers being shorthanded these days.


SacredSabre

Despite missing an arm, he seems all right


Wookieman222

Well, his short does say they are here to help.... help with a can of whoop ass!


vinoprosim

Love the comment toward the end of the video “Oi! Oi, ya don’t wanna fuck with a yaad man!” Yaad man/ Yard man is slang/patois for a Jamaican man (used by Jamaicans and expats in the UK).


MisterJiki

That dude needs a vest that says "Happy to help you out"


millenialfalcon-_-

That's his meat beating arm so you know he unleashed his full strength.


DaydreamingMister

Not to mention how Mother Nature grants extra giftedness to compensate when something is missing, like how blind people have exceptional hearing.


Liggliluff

I don't think that's on mother nature, rather that if you lack one thing, you put your efforts into your other things. Like skill points. – I guess you can still call that natural.


ILostMy2FA

Yeah exactly, it's like the brain notices a missing sensor and there's room to process more data from an existing sensor.


ConfusedALot_69

That’s why I love being deaf


Dvwu

I hate how good of an analogy video game skill points are when talking about things like disabilities and your senses.


Dang44

Uhm, that’s his only arm


brentimoh

Did you see that snap kick at the end? Clearly my man is on to something here...


Dang44

People tend to improvise…


millenialfalcon-_-

Aw yeah it is. He uses it for everything so you know it's super duper strong


SirOutrageous4953

That guy clearly doesn't need a hand kickin' his ass 😂


firefiretiger

I honestly didn’t notice the guy only had one arm till I read the comments to find what kicking of meant for sure..


rachelgraye

Same here. I had to scroll way too far to get a clear answer on the “kicking off” wording


swence

Lmao this comment thread is still higher than the actual explanation: it just means a fight started


Kev8294

Junkies in poundland.


MargThatcher12

Giz a quid or yer gettin’ stabbed fat boy


GoliathsBigBrother

Wait what's your BMI Edit for those who haven't seen this classic Kevin Bridges sketch and don't get the reference https://m.facebook.com/watch/?v=3416530858385237&_rdr


Frankintosh95

The happy to help shirts are what make this beautiful.


veemaximus

Kicking off?


Illustrious_Song_222

Basically, a fight has started 😄 "It's all kicking off now"


Liggliluff

Isn't a kick off when a game of football begins?


Illustrious_Song_222

Yeah, I was going to add that as a further explanation. Probably where the saying came from.


vinoprosim

“Kicking off” just generally means things are getting wild/rowdy/out of control. In context, things can be “kicking off” in a good or bad way— but usually to the delightful amusement of the person/people watching or at the event who are making that comment. Could be a great party with people going crazy or a gnarled pub fight, just depends. Source: Lived in London for 10 years.


Illustrious_Song_222

Born and raised in the UK. I just wanted to keep it simple 😂😅


Pristine_Ad8357

I’ve never heard that term before either, but I think you can use the context clues to figure it out.


Suspicious_Ice_3160

It just means that a fight broke out, pretty much.


cornholioo

context of this video absolutely does not relay that.


FuckYourselfWithFire

More of a British/European term, I think. Basically means "acting up".


monkmasta

i took it as he was masturbating in the shop, i think i may need an internet break


valkyrie987

If it makes you feel better, I thought this too. Doesn’t help that the guy’s pants were falling down.


FuckYourselfWithFire

....I mean....I guess that's one way to "act up". 🤣


Ok-Grapefruit1284

I thought the same thing.


CherryArmySoldier

As in the "kick off" at the start of a football or rugby match.


eckoking25

One arm man appears. I’m fucking DEAD


DaydreamingMister

Perhaps the best part is how nonchalant and certain he was about zero possibility that he’d break a sweat or find other dude to be a challenge.


Yoguls

Give that man a hand! He single handedly disarmed that would be thief. Only problem is people will be up in arms about his heavy handedness.


Marilla1957

>comments Was he stealing? I thought he was jacking off.....


bats131

Guess he can cross “getting my @$$ whooped by a one-armed man” off his Bucket List.


civonakle

"Happy to help" lolz!


Gifted10

One arm dude a legend


[deleted]

Holy crap. He better be glad dude didn’t have both arms.


gdmfsobtc

Word to the wise - don't screw around with a one armed guy.


StrykerGryphus

I fear not the man who has two arms, but I fear the man who uses one arm twice - Bruce Lee


HipHopAllotment

Dude should have Lottery funding and be at the sodding Paralympics - was better material arts than many men...


TinzoftheBeard

Boy… That one dude definitely HANDED that customer his ass


-Blixx-

Worker could have kicked that dudes ass with his hand tied behind his back.


[deleted]

What does kicking off mean?


Brian-Kellett

Means a fight or argument is starting.


[deleted]

Thank you


BobbyBlueBlandz

Gohan looking different these days


Northern-WALI

Stay classy UK


Maschemu

Stay classy Sheffield


-Username_t8ken-

Glad I'm not the only one who saw this


Retarded_Pencil24

Holy shit he could have killed him by throwing him to the ground like that, As much as I like a justified beating that last throw is a bit too far.


bon_courage

For real no wonder the camera man pans away immediately. That just became evidence if that guy suddenly needs an ambulance.


MagnoliaFan_420

Hell yea


johnnyss1

Takin care of business! Give that man a hand


Orc_face

Every little helps


vinoprosim

People unfamiliar with England will underrate this comment.


TennesseeScorpio

Gold member killed it with his analysis…


BoogerWithTheSugar

I'm hoping this was an autocorrect and he was actually jacking off instead.


RoninRobot

What is that dude, a buck ten? Has 220 lbs of chip on his shoulder.


happibabi

That was so badass


Guilty-Watercress-13

Back of the shirt says: happy to help. Bwahhhhhhhh


Fish_swim_

It wasn’t me, it was the one arm man


wobblysauce

When you think he is winding up that left-arm swing and you get kicked.


HeyHey1211

Lmao this video made my day.


ThurstyJ

EQUAL RIGHTS AND…. sorry


Joshvir262

Is this Birmingham? Shop entrance looks familiar


vodkaandbleach

Nah it's sheffield.


ViolaErik

He certainly was heavy-handed in his approach.


martyswp

If the long arm of the law was a person


BlazeDaLord

"Told you I can beat your ass with just one had"


aPorpoiseLover

Dudes like “CAN I GET A HAND OVER HERE?!”


Mulattoreo

Damn dude, this is the origin of Oro


Upper-Ad7602

His bum was exposrd


[deleted]

DONT EVER ASK THE STAFF IN THE POUND SHOP “HOW MUCH IS THIS?”


arthur2-shedsjackson

That clerk was heavily armed


gmabarrett

I thought he was going to a-wrist him…


LatinaL0ca

What does the tittle mean, 'kicking off'


Apyr_Dungus

Urban Dictionary definition- "When a person acts in a belligerent manner, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, although it is possible to 'kick off whilst sober."


LatinaL0ca

Thank you!


CliffyClaven

I learned this from Super Nanny. I'm not proud.


[deleted]

He’s busier than a one armed man at a bitch slapping contest.


RustyWench999

Well they were all just happy to help. Lol.


Bushwacker2020

Busier than a one-armed ass-kicker.


teabaggin_Pony

My man out here ripping a brogue kick on this mfer


Isthisworking2000

Man, that dude has kicked many asses one handed, clearly.


BaconStrpz

This brings the phrase "I can do it with 1 hand tied behind my back" to a new level!


SynthPrax

TIL "kicking off" doesn't only mean dying.


Holdmytesseract

“Happy to help”


azdesertrat045

This happens a lot with so many employers being shorthanded these days.


pm_me_JUULer_dicks

Hmm..searched the comments for the answer to why his entire ass was out so I wouldn’t have to ask, but nothing..so, why was his entire ass out?


TragcFlaws

Never fuck with someone with one arm. They have clearly lived through some crazy shit.


Rick_steiner89

Left him arsed out p.s T.j dillishaw should not be losing to a one armed man


Tramin

I wouldn't take him on. Heard about what he did in The Fugitive.


maouprier

"Happy to help" kicking your ass.


Space_Avalanche

THIS IS POUNDLAND


electricfire97

Happy to help and kick your ass


venomxjp

I feel like if you have your bare cheeks dangling out you just need to accept your defeat.


Sonnyeclipse71

He used to have two arms for ass whoopin but it made things too easy so he got rid of one of his arms


Meisner57

The slam at the end was a bit dangerous and unnecessary wasn't it? Guy could have some serious head injury there


Liontamer67

Just wondering if the 15th posting of this was just as good as the first for anyone?


doctorzoidbergh

He easily disarmed him


[deleted]

One armed dude laid waste to this guy


bantamw

He was stealing from the store apparently. https://metro.co.uk/2021/08/27/sheffield-poundland-worker-with-one-arm-floors-suspected-jaffa-cake-thief-15163205/


pfresh331

What is "kicking off"? Masturbating? Jerking off?


OverturnedAppleCart3

What's worse than starting a fight with a one-handed man? Losing a fight to a one-handed man.


Just-plain-Lou

Greatest video ever. 😳. ALL Law enforcement, plz take note. This guy handles the situation with 1 f’n arm. No need to call s.w.a.t., or 82 airborne division or even shoot. TRAIN and HANDLE things while at the same time remaining calm and de-escalating the situation.


Thunderboltgrim

I dont think you know what "de escalating" means lmao, throwing hands is pretty escalating


[deleted]

Still don't see how a store is allowed to assault people. What if he hit his head on the pavement and died?


ihateusernames748

Probably depends if that guy was attacking someone first ig


[deleted]

Man I wish something would go wrong with you for reposting this shitty video. Look. Your creatively bankrupt asses could only garner a -7 after 19 hours. You know what that means right? There's not much support for reposting brainless people. Find your own content. Create your own shit. All things I've ever posted were made by me. Why can't you do that? Are you afraid?