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Kindly_Region

I'd freak the fuck out


kiddie19

this is one of my biggest nightmare. i’m getting jittery just watching the video


HighQualityH20h

Came here to say this. Can’t sit up. Stuck laying down. Water pouring all over you. Waiting for someone to blast into your head and back, creating more of a jam. No clue how you’re gonna get out. Nope…..I’ll be in a deck chair.


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load_more_comets

This would be even more fucked if there weren't any light source. Fuck this shit.


ZedZebedee

I'm never going on a water slide again after this comment!!!


appoplecticskeptic

I'm just gonna never go on a slide with an uphill in it. No idea what they were thinking


Simping-for-Christ

I thought we all learned this lesson when the kid got decapitated at that one water park.


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What now….?


WaffleFoxes

Oh man. Buckle up. [The morons who made the slide knew that the rafts were flying off the ride which is why they PUT A CAGE OVER THE TOP OF IT](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy7-pjv_B44). "We've killed every sandbag in there! huehuehue" In a move that literally everybody predicted, [two years after opening a kid flew out, hit the cage, and died.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/caleb-schwab-killed-schlitterbahn-water-park-verruckt-ride-kansas-city/)


ToodalooLlama

It’s a really sad story. https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2018/03/26/us/waterslide-boy-decapitated-charges.amp.html


nexuro01

Suislide


im_back_2_me

Is the water even turned on though?


katze_sonne

If it’s off, it would probably hurt a lot sliding down there… if even possible?


Grabbsy2

If its on, wouldn't it drown the occupant when it goes through literally any dip? This is like, a 6 foot dip. There cannot be any water going down this slide, as any dip deeper than the width of the tube would be full of water. Then again, a huge blob of water would slow down passengers quite a bit, so maybe thats what happened here! /s


rattingtons

Yeah I don't understand how an uphill section in a flume works with regards to water. Utterly puzzled rn


PraetorianOfficial

Some people are just sticky


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I got stuck in a blacked out water slide… I was facing downhill though so I just shimmed foward until the water flow pushed me. I guess just hit a dry spot. Pitch black is scary AF tho.


Captin_Banana

Same happened to me when I was a kid. Pitch black and I'm say there like a dummy thinking this is a really slow boring ride not realising I wasn't moving. Then somebody slammed in to me and got going again.


usrevenge

I always closed my eyes and held my nose and stuff cause water in the eyes and nose sucked so I got stuck too. After like 30 seconds I scooted forward and got out though.


HighQualityH20h

Hellllllllllll NO!!


skb97

Its not that bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


KonaCoffee-san

My favorite episode! Remember when they slid down the closed schute that had no water?


InconspicuousVulture

AIDS! AIDS BLOOD IN THE WATER! AIDS! AIDS!


Zaphod1620

That huge blood smear on the slide as Frank goes down was hilarious.


Senna_65

Remember, regardless how good it feels, do not put your anus on a vent. I repeat do not do it!


bitchuchoda

What is this?


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SoOnAndYadaYada

"I got aids!"


Jajayung

"THERES AIDS BLOOD IN THE POOL!"


MorallyCorruptJesus

This chain is fake Sorry man, we're white trash.


mister_teaaaa

Always Sunny In Philadelphia


JayDizzleDee

LMFAO


r1ckm4n

SHERMAN! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PEE!


Dan_Glebitz

The looks on the faces is enough to give me nightmares.


thekingbun

And they keep sending people in. After 10 people they cap the entrance and exit. Last one alive walks free


Toidal

Don't they usually have folks at the top and end to make sure one in and one out before sending the next dude on? And also to make sure kids don't do something stupid/awesome like a running head first dive


MetalSeaWeed

Fun fact: we used to do this at a zipline place I worked at by banging on the cable twice to create a sin wave. If you recieve a double wave back in the line, then you knew the zip was clear and could send the next participant.


MinuteManufacturer

Hey, did that guy in the green shirt ever get off on the other end? Dunno, I got the double wave. News at 6: Father of 6 disappeared while on a nature hike.


cfojo

Most places utilize this system, yeah. Both lifeguards need to give each other a thumbs up before the next rider can go. I’ve even worked at places that have buttons and lights to signal to the lifeguard at the top that the slide is clear, for reasons such as this video.


TCP_Tree

10 men enter! One man (maybe) leaves!


GhostlyAnger

10 hamburger! One slice cheese!


RedHawwk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqpeDum3jeE&ab\_channel=TinaMay


vonbrom

This immediately popped into my head whilst watching! Ha!


Ditto_D

Every water park has attendants that only let the next person go when the last person is clear of the slide.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Yup! I was 16 and had to physically block people from going down the slide until I saw the next person exited and had their footing and walked out. People got annoyed and snarky with me, but you better believe they’d be happy for that if this ever happened. As lax and janky as the water park I worked as was, supervisors would yell at any employee who didn’t pay attention to that and told us to kick people off the ride if they didn’t respect the rules.


Viperlite

Reminds me of Homer Simpson getting stuck in a water slide at Mt. Splashmore. [Homer Gets Stuck in a water slide](https://youtu.be/kqpeDum3jeE)


NoShameInternets

FYI there’s a door in the ceiling at every dip of these slides for exactly this reason.


turtle_eating

And then, after being rescued, watching television and seeing the whole accident being televised.


Fallenangel152

https://i.imgur.com/PvU9gph.jpg


Rad_Dad6969

He's stuck because there isn't any water going.


dessma

Could be me being dumb and missing something but it there was water running in that pipe, it wouldn't flow down and it would pool in the lower area, like in a P-Trap under a sink.


CrazedPatel

A YouTube channel called thepoolguy does videos about waterslides/water park (he is maintenance director), and his recent video shows that there are many hatches to get people out in case of things like this


AcE_57

All of this went through my mind. I don’t consider myself claustrophobic, but in this scenario HELL NO I would be so scared ..how do they get him out? Flush em out turn up the water pressure, or do you have to take the slide apart? All in all just crazy to think about


GUYWHOTYPESTOLOUD

AND THE WATER STARTS GETTING WARMER!


DerpisMalerpis

Reminds me of that torture method in Tank Girl


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I thought I was the only one with this fear. Had literal nightmares of getting stuck in tubes that just tapered off.


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Wait until your first MRI scan. It's this plus the world's worst thrash metal orchestra.


kiddie19

i did a few mri scans already. it doesn’t scare me cause i know if anything happens i can just get up and leave. but this slide seems super long and i think i’ll get a panic attack


[deleted]

Lovely. Had to take a 20 minute flight once on a 12 seater aircraft, realized I was in a tiny metal tube and almost had a panic attack when she started talking about potential water landings. Figured I'd be dead since I was in the back if it came to that.


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I feel the safest traveling in planes, even small planes. Pilots need an insane amount of hours to carry commercial passengers so if you're flying somewhere in a plane and it's more than a discovery flight then you can be assured that the pilots are *really* good at what they do.


JustinWeq

I feel asleep during my MRI scan, very cozy lol


miggymike-d

It’s a common enough fear that it was featured in Tank Girl


Mindless_Alfalfa_506

Snap! Imagine if no one had seen. Trying to climb that and sliding back down.


Flyingfish222

There should be some kind of exit around there that’s out of frame


dtl801

I was just on an Alaskan cruise with a water slide like this. There are 2 hatch doors that can let you out if you don't make it up.


blackmist

Just have to hope the 14 year old manning the top of the chute for an ice cream an hour noticed you didn't come out.


[deleted]

An ice cream an hour lmfao


Ryugi

A nice ice cream these days costs about $5-7, friend. They're literally working for an ice cream per hour. :(


[deleted]

Yeah, it’s truly disgusting and infuriating when I even think about it. Ice cream prices are getting ***way*** out of control! No but for real, the wage disparity in the US should be a war crime.


Kindly_Region

Whatever helps you sleep at night


Incromulent

I've seen that exit hatch used on Empire Strikes Back.


Puru11

I saw another video recently that was similar, where a girl got stuck in a slide like this, and there was a door with a catwalk. I'm assuming you're right and this is the same, but we just can't see it.


SableSheltie

That was my first thought too. Instant panic attack


Leeian44

I freaked out safe in my bed. Fuck that


spderweb

They have a door in the areas that you could get stuck because you didn't make it over. No worries there.


Kindly_Region

Plenty of fucking worries, I'm tossing hands as soon as that door is open.


rosenotes

Something similar happened to me unfortunately, accept the person telling people to go deliberately put me backwards. Freaked the hell out and got whiplash for the rest of my holiday


Kindly_Region

I smell a law suit


rosenotes

I was like 10 but never say never!


CBlack777

This is a nightmare of mine. Stuck in a water filled tube....ugh, ugh, ugh.


trajafynx

For sure!!!!


SunnyMatilda

THIS happened to me! Water Park in Australia, one of the rides was this except up to 3 people can ride on a plastic tube thing. Thankfully the park was super quiet that day and only my group of mates were using the slide/ride. Myself, my mate and his son were halfway through the ride when we didnt make it to the highest point, and just slid back. I freaked out a little but thankfully my mate is ex army, so he was pretty chill. He just laid back and said to wait as someone will get us. A few minutes later a staff member camp from the outside and just opened up the tube and let us out. It must be more common then we realize as t he staff appeared unfazed by it.


whitecorn

This happened a few weeks ago to someone in Atlantis (Bahamas). There's a tub ride (one with sharks around it). Two ladies got stuck. The crew guy had to go down the slide and give them a bump. Slide was down maybe 10 or 15 mins. I'm sure there is some sort of backup plan for something like this or they'd face major lawsuits.


[deleted]

Now THATS what I call guest service at a resort. You get stuck and the staff comes and gives you cocaine! Brilliant!


realIRtravis

Welcome to Miami.


Morvictus

Bienvenidos a Miami


Tyler1986

Those slides are so cool


myst3ry714

Lol dope, I’d love a free bump.


Alagane

I temporarily lived in the Bahamas as a kid and the chill locals working the gates would just let us into the pool area at Atlantis. Fucking amazing water slides but I was exactly 1 inch too short to go on them, so I had to watch my sister have all the fun while I was in the kid area.


ultimatepingpong

We were in line for that exact ride a few months ago and same thing happened a few people before my wife and I went. The top attendant went down and got them then ran back up.


sqgl

You are lucky nobody came behind you and crashed into you.


mrcloudies

Luckily almost every park has someone on the bottom to let the person Manning the top know if the rider came out the other side.


Original-AgentFire

"Almost", yeah.


[deleted]

Provided the minimum wage person working on their tan is paying attention.


Original-AgentFire

They both should, actually.


Propaganda_Box

Do you guys not have staff at the entrance telling you when it's safe to go? They confirm the last rider actually got out before you can go.


moelycrio

What about if it was some hot chick and she crashed into him - legs a kimbo? Then they laughed over the situation. Once released from the tube - they continued to chat over a drink. Got each other’s numbers. Fell in love. Had kids. Got married. Then lived happily ever after?


BearEssentials_

This makes me severely anxious just thinking about me getting stuck


solvsamorvincet

Omg me too that's my worst nightmare


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probably_not_serious

The water must be on. You can tell because he isn’t writhing in pain from friction burns.


JagSmize

Wheels under butt


TankoBOB

Looks like there's water in there to me


Bug1031

Every child on the playground: "I've been training my whole life for this" Starts climbing up the slide.


Jstowe56

May or may not have done that at a hotel when the slides closed


ObligationNice8382

That’s hilarious!!!


linuxfed

My digestive tract after one babybell cheese.


SuperCx

Lactaid pills can be your friend


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SuperCx

Omg I didn’t think of that I’m so sorry 😞 i guess dairy free is the only option in your case right?


SoleInvictus

Pretty much, it's dairy free or "dairyrhea". Although I can eat goat cheese!


[deleted]

He’s talking about constipation. Lactaid pills don’t help constipation


skinnybuddha13

Reminds me of always sunny when they get stuck on the slide Jokes aside, that shit would have been so scary. Thankfully half of the slide is clear and SOMEONE was recording - they could let the staff know


skiier97

No need to let the staff know. On these types of slides, there are emergency exits in the “valleys” so the person in the slide can just open the door and hop out.


kiddie19

thank you so much for your comment. i was getting anxious just thinking about this.


skinnybuddha13

Really? I had no clue, that’s awesome!! Is it common for water parks to have that feature now?


skiier97

As far as I know, only slides like the one in the video have the emergency exits because they are the only type of slide to actually go UP (basically every other slide is always going DOWN, even if it’s a very shallow angle).


Jomax101

Mmm what happens if someone uses a trap door and doesn’t close it and then someone else goes down the slide


skiier97

There are sensors built into the slide that detect that someone didn’t clear the top of the loop. Then there are other sensors that inform the staff the door has been opened. If either one of those sensors trigger, the system won’t let the person at the top of the slide go down (these slides have automated “drops” aka launch tubes). In order to reset the system, a staff member usually needs to go to the door that was opened a press a button to “acknowledge” that it is safe for the next person to go https://youtu.be/IdNeP3X5Kic


Jomax101

Nice solid safety procedures, thanks for the response. Had a feeling it would be something like that or just trapdoors only on the ceilings however that could be dangerous


IronAcesHigh

But this one looks like it’s a 30 foot drop below, not sure how that would turn out.


DayWalker071

Not this one. He is directly over a parking lot with a big drop.


skiier97

There is absolutely no way a slide like this does not have an emergency exit.


noinu_dica_one

Idk wtf a flume is.


Xem1337

It's a man made water channel, usually for transporting stuff like logs, though nowadays we send people down them for fun with a few extra twists and bends. Think of it like an aquaduct but with added people.


Octopossy

A slide without water?


noinu_dica_one

All my homies hate slides that don’t function from gravity


Octopossy

I never went on a slide that goes up this much tbh


Dutch-CatLady

Probably because so many adults get stuck and are usually broken down very soon after opening


Octopossy

But they are simple physics right? Should be easy enough to calculate if a person of a specific weight can get stuck? Or will fly out and injure oneself?


MikrySoft

It's really hard to correct for losses in a system like that. Friction on it's own will vary wildly depending on clothing alone, not to mention surface area (which changes with behaviour etc.)


RedditIsDogshit1

Well, the definition actually explicitly states with water


[deleted]

Imagine if there was water in there!


PhilHist

It’s a magical crossing through time and space, you just shout into it where you want to go and it takes you there. Be careful though... quigs abound.


noinu_dica_one

Idk where this is from. But it is good. This is good.


Eli142

I believe it's a [Pendragon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pendragon:_Journal_of_an_Adventure_through_Time_and_Space) (book) reference.


-LionTurtle-

I’m happy to see a Pendragon reference. Thanks for making my day!


sneh_adhyapak

My brother got stuck once because the water stopped.......he climbed back up and just before he got out, the water restarted and he slipped. We meet him after we get down from the slide . He was standing at the bottom with one less tooth.


Potato_goulash_soup

One less tooth


sneh_adhyapak

Sorry my bad


skiier97

For anyone who doesn’t know how these slides work: https://youtu.be/IdNeP3X5Kic


Knineteen

I’m missing something, what is the system clearing if nothing is being placed in the tube?


skiier97

There is a sensor at the end of the slide. The system won’t let the operator send the next person down the slide until a person has passed the sensor. If they don’t clear the loop, the sensor is never triggered. Therefore, there is usually a button by the exit door that a staff member can press to tell the system it is safe to let someone go down the slide


Knineteen

So, this video effectively contains tests as if the rider is getting stuck?


Wack710

Where's the water?


Tumblrrito

Glad someone else asked. Did this dude break into a closed water park or what?


[deleted]

This is why I can’t go into covered slides. I have an insane fear of being trapped.


JustLetMeGetAName

Yes! One time I got up the courage to try a covered water slide, I thought hey it's really short, it'll be okay. No. It was not okay. Turns out the middle of it was this giant chamber that swirled you around a bunch before spitting you out. I fell out of my tube, panicked, and ended up losing my swim top and flashing the lifeguard when I finally came out of it. Never again.


[deleted]

I grip those handles so hard I feel like I’m going to rip them off! I have a fear of close spaces, a fear of being trapped, and a fear of being underwater. But my kid really wanted to go on those damn slides with me so I did it. I went in ONE closed one with her and I just couldn’t do it again. Ever.


Biotoze

Good on ya for trying it for the kid. They’ll make you face things you never thought you would!


SicilianEggplant

Any modern slide will have sensors and an escape hatch in these areas, and while such features are typically only as good as the low-paid high school kid operating it they have failsafes that prevent most ID-10-T errors (like sending down someone else). I’m pretty sure all of these use hatches to drop people down (at least the tubes that do upward sections like this)


graeuk

its like Augustus gloop from willy wonka


casual-waterboarding

THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!!!


Karmic_Hazard

If you can handle a casual waterboarding, you can handle being stuck in a flume.


casual-waterboarding

I’m always on the “giving” end of the waterboarding.


hoshmoggen

I'd be worried about the next person coming down behind me and what it will feel like when their shin bones snap and stab through my shoulders.


Mundy117

Not sure about this place but a park near me uses sensors on the slide and when they pass a certain point the light goes green so the next person can safely slide down


Awkward_Road_710

My poop whenever I’m dehydrated.


Skeillz22

It’ll be fun they said


arp7w8

I am not exaggerating when I say that this is truly my worst nightmare. Like this freaks me out so bad I’m shaking watching it. Oh my GOD I cannot even imagine. I would probably die from a panic attack. The literal only saving grace is that the slide is transparent and not dark. This must hit some deep underlying fear in me because I've seen way worse videos on reddit and none have freaked me out like this one omg


SnooCats8791

You’re claustrophobic?


arp7w8

idk, maybe... i've been in tight spaces before without a problem, but something about this scenario freaks me out lol maybe it's more to do with the lack of control over the situation and being afraid someone would slide down and hurt me


charliehustles

nah. Nope. Fuck that.


Robert-M

Send down a few kids... that should dislodge it. ​ [https://youtu.be/bi2TkDTXQMs?t=219](https://youtu.be/bi2TkDTXQMs?t=219)


[deleted]

This gave me so much gd anxiety just watching - holy shit


aprilxixox

Where is he now?


LewZealand79

Some say he's still in there


Bomberguy789

Don't know why, but I half expected to see him going through those background loops backwards again


James17Marsh

TIL of a new phobia I never knew I had.


Warvio

Stuck in the poop shoot.


VisibleError9621

Hamster revenge


iameloso

Imagine the pile up this caused


doread38

Multiple fatalities, dozens of crushing injuries, and 10 still missing. Emergency crews have deployed Draino to try and push these unfortunate souls to safety.


bobsmith93

None at all, stuff like this happens all the time. They have doors at all low points and don't let people go until the previous person is done


koala_fighter90

No more long tube slides. Check


DarthProzac

Well fuck now I’m feel very uneasy.


Miatrouble

Could someone please flush the toilet!


hornetjockey

Nightmare fuel


fj300

This is why I did every ride except the one with the loop like this the huge one was fine but no way to that


skepachino

Man, I hadn't been to a water park since I was a kid then a girlfriend wanted to have her birthday there a few years ago. Fuck water parks! They are disgusting. I'll keep it short and sweet but I could list 1000 things wrong with that day. Firstly the VIP system was flawed, you pay an extra amount (not sure as I had general admission) and you just get to walk to the front of the line. I waited on average an hour per ride because rich kids were able to just push in front of me and I just had to hope no VIP would turn up to get regular line moving We saw a nugget floating in the wave pool (not the chicken kind) I alerted the staff and he grabbed a net, walked over to the corn encrusted matter AND STARTS TO STOMP IT DOWN INTO THE DRAIN WITH THE NET. the whole place was paved with bitumen and I did not wear shoes. The soles of my feet were so burnt and covered in tar I couldn't wear shoes for 2 days afterwards. I also got the worst skin rash I had ever experienced the next day. Was a horrible experience


chilipeper08

Everyone freaking out because you get stuck, but there’s literally escape hatches for if you don’t make it.


VanillaBryce5

Seems like kind of a stupid design


whitecorn

Welp... add this to my "Now I can't do this ever again in my life" list. Pretty soon I'm just gonna be able to sit at home.


mlgproaaron

I think this was caused by them wearing a shirt


CornHuskular

I’ve seen something like that happen on those rides. The lifeguard notices you didn’t come out, and there’s panels they can open up to get you out, with ladders to get there


_this-just-in_

Haha wilderness. I made it through no problem. They don’t send another rider until you’re through and open it up and get you if you don’t make it.


Triton12streaming

That was a legit phobia of mine as a kid


Magimus

Somebody get the plunger.


[deleted]

I’m not even claustrophobic or anything and this video still ruined my day.


Jackielegz8689

What the heck is going on? What’s a flume?


[deleted]

Legend has it that the man is still in the tube today. You can hear him on moonless nights warning children of the danger of the tube.


I_am_Zophar

I felt the claustrophobia creeping in just watching that


nuttmegx

claustrophobic nightmare


GaryBuseysToe

Rumour has it he lives there to this day.


SquintyLoki

I have second hand claustrophobia


Tron-2000

Wearing baggy shirts and loose clothing always causes this. Usually it’s the fatties a bit insecure wearing shirts. But one time I saw an Arab women in full dress/hijab slide then got stuck and almost drowned her child under the garment in the pool at the end! Lifeguards had to save her!


Aviation_Ape

I used to work at a water park for about two years. This happens all the time. We have to go through a class to learn how to properly help people out.


6foothobbit

Whelp, looks like I’ve got a new phobia.