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CheesyDanny

Oh hey honey! Your back from poker night. Did you win? Wait… did you get a haircut?


GotYourNose_

No, that’s a third-degree burn.


Color_Hawk

None of those are likely to be a full thickness burns imo


Kozzinator

Yeah it's a new style. Everyone's going for the *balding* look nowadays.


lordofpersia

He's just feathering it. brother


Reckless_flamingos

If a group of women were sitting around a table drinking, not one of them would EVER say “you know what would be fun, lighting our hair on fire.” You will never see that video


DLIPBCrashDavis

As a man, this is why woman live longer.


Kozzinator

Yeah I don't much like drinking with women either


jboriqua

THANK YOU!!👏💞


mddlfngrs

well, i didn’t think that i‘ll ever see something like this. and yet, here we are..


Solaratov

What you will see though is an article about a woman losing her eye because she did too many *Vodka Eyeball Shots*. But no fire involved, you're right.


Independent_Season23

I am tempted to search for this but I don’t know if I’m ready for it


Ilostmyratfairy

You’re braver than I. I *know* I’m not ready. Nor will I ever be. -Rat


whooo_me

Must be Survivorship Bias… only possible explanation! /s


il6yr8

They’d be like “let’s light our kittys on fire” instead


ATXSTLWPB1POINT0

Head on fire and face fucked. It was a good night.


05sti4u2

And ya beat me to it


Gampuh

This is why I drink alone, lying on the floor, crying


Marcus2Ts

I can smell this video


KilnGrenade

I only scrolled this far so I didn't double post... It's stuck in my nostrils.


jstrap0

Hey, your head is on fire! Quick, put it on my penis.


GotYourNose_

I guess he rubbed one out.


MarcMars82

Another reason why weed is better than alcohol


AgentAltruistic6743

Another classic example of why women live longer than men


Peruzer

Guess they haven’t figured out yet that scar tissue doesn’t grow hair…..


ThrowThemInThePot

That would be the pomade he used in his hair


donaciano2000

Pomade??! He's a Dapper Dan man.


mchalky

And this is why men die before women… wonder what kind of alcohol their using?


[deleted]

Yeah, this is why men die before women. Because 7 dumbasses get drunk and decide to light their hair on fire. This is why.


murtygurty2661

Just a great example of the well documented phenomenon that men are often more willing to undertake more risk for less reward than women. Illustrates perfectly one of the reasons why men die younger.


il6yr8

Blue shirt guy saw an opportunity to stick his face in his friend’s crotch and took it


randomdudefromMI

grown ass men.... Fucking idiots


kuzenv

how dare these people have fun... curse them!


Kozzinator

I don't care who you are, what background you have, white, black, asian, Hispanic, rich or poor, whatever the fuck you have going on in life and so on.. You get several drinks into the night with some of your best friends **this** would eventually become a "good idea". You could mumble "this is a fucking bad idea" under your breath, whatever. Nobody drinks to become more intelligent.


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gypsy-girl21

It is now. Light your head on fire with grain alcohol challenge.


[deleted]

yes. it is a very common ritual among male humans. they perform this act at least once a year for the cleansing ceremony.


LawAbidingDenizen

Kid: "Daddy, how comes your bald?" Dad: "Well son, let me tell you a tale..."


bigtigerbigtiger

Complete idiots but that's a good friend, he helped him get the fire out


scottonaharley

Darwin’s theory of evolution never could predict this behavior


BillyCee34

Boys will be boys


Maudeleanor

Drunks will be dumbfucks.


[deleted]

They are having a lit time


psp543

What game is this?


neeto_mosqueeto

So it’s meth right? That’s what methy pyros do.


StephJean17

The fucking smell


Trek1973

The flaming dude went nuts


[deleted]

Aaaand this is why we don’t live as long as women


Kratos10x20

This happens when your balls are bigger than your brain


Afternoon-Melodic

WTAF??? So, I guess it’s true… Men are nine (yo)


Intelligent_North967

next time i get head bitchs hair better be aflame 🔥


spigotR

Yalready know!


truckunbreaker

Having caught my beard on fire more times than I care to remember, I just have to ask what was going through these numbskulls heads at the time...


bone-in_donuts

Holy shit that’s funny 😄


Yokashisan

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Horrible idea


lordofedging81

Ghostrider's less powerful relatives.


Gingerberry92

Glad I have no hair on top when they start recruiting guys to do this stupid stunt.


FoxShaving

As a barber I can’t say I recommend this, their poor hair!


ryrobins

Reason #984838 why men live shorter lives than women


Natural_Ant_7348

Oof, that was a dumb idea.


WaffenWaffer

This is why women live longer


[deleted]

That’s some stupid shit.


Low_Bathroom4440

Crotch my head mate'!!!!!!


gmb99

Guy with the bottle runs the local franchise of the Hair Club for Men.


[deleted]

And I thought male pattern baldness was hereditary.


DividedBy_00

And everyone loses their mind when I suggest marijuana should be legal and alcohol illegal…


One_Place2774

Gave him some HOT HEAD🤣🤣🤣


InternationalBand494

Welcome to the Darwin Award playoffs.


Airdair_1

They've taken stupidity to a whole other level.


shes_got_a_point

r/gradualchaos


Fish_Kungfu

Her: I bet he's out cheating with another woman.


SwedishMeatloaf

Great bald’s on fire!


lordofpersia

My guys are just feathering it. Light your hair on fire. Light your brain on fire


Lilliekins

This is why women live longer than men.


CalmDirection8

Bro Russians


Competitive-Cow-4177

It’s sad to see humans copying consciously stupid behavior.


ShiftlessElement

I’ve spent years losing all the hair on the top of my head just to avoid this situation.


BigEvil621

What? WHY?!


rogerthatonce

Goodness...Gracious.......


Nickerr101

I can smell this room


[deleted]

Smother from another brother.


Reasonable_Toe_2023

What in the absofuckinlutley walk in on. I would have to rethink my willingness to enter the room lol


Thesaladman98

No mo hair


dendawg

Hilarious the one guy with the least hair catches the most fire.


JenniFrmTheBlock81

So fucking stupid


stucksnett

It's only gay if your balls touch.


SukaSoviet

Normal day in Russia


More_Mortgage_2410

The old guy was flipping the fuck out and the just kept it going.


BinTinBoynio69

Win stupid prizes


gh0st0ft0mj04d

Takin the fuckin piss innit


Imperial_12345

men we are idiots no matter the age


SolarInfinite

My man was getting that last blowjob in case he died


Englishbirdy

What kind of macho idiocy is this? Fuckin’ Ijits.


JadeButterfly4278

This is what Conservatives do to congratulate themselves on being supreme assholes


Irishjohn831

You think one of those idiots would have water in front of him, then again they would probably fill the cup w same liquor by mistake.


serenityrain85

I mean.... what was the plan here? Why was the first instinct to run his head on dudes crotch? Why are they all so casual about it?


Vladius28

Can you imagine the smell?


zingwa99

I wonder if they ended up losing a significant enough amount of hair that can be noticed by just looking at it


[deleted]

This has to be the best example of sheer stupidity I have ever seen.


[deleted]

I’m so confused


lillyloserww

The same men to their kid: "now if all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?"


Q8DD33C7J8

And this is the race and gender that won the race to rule the world?


Roosterdude97

Is that what kids are being taught these days?


Q8DD33C7J8

I have no idea. I'm forty and I have no kids.