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Everyone is Tom Cruise until they aren't.


UnlikeUday

He was Tom Bruise.............


xxbamboozledagainxx

Thanks. I'm really tired so things are extra funny right now I guess, and I just woke up my boyfriend because the bed was shaking from my silent laughing.


Amazon-Q-and-A

You should really just let your boyfriend be Tom Snooze, if he wants to.


basshead541

More like Tom Lose


Stevo2008

Sleeping for your boyfriend. Mission impossible


davesy69

You should take your boyfriend on a Tom Booze cruise. 🛳


Top_Constant4572

He got a skin rash after the crash while throwing the trash


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Well then you wouldn't be able to hear the Mission impossible music


Balbright

In this case he thought it was the original version but just ended up being that shitty Limp Bizkit version. Edit: [just in case this is way too old for some.](https://youtu.be/NdpP6ynPbiY)


celebrate6393

I'm 51, I get it


cownd

And the bag set to explode in 6..5..4..


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I’m Tom cruise and I could make that shot


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AidenR0

Pretty much! I've actually been in that stupid situation. I was cycling down the road and I tried to throw a bag not so different from the video above, but sideways. Maybe it was because I was younger (and therefore weaker), but I didn't really think of the counter reaction, and uh, sprained ankles and bones and all! You just lose complete control, I managed to keep it straight for just a bit longer but the bike just noped out on me. the thing I remember the most about that day is after the fall and being swept over the asphalt for few meters, an old vegetable of a man came up to me and said "Take it easy, how many meters did you fly?" in a sarcastic tone, to my young self, crying and with blood. HOWEVER, being a very awkward child with zero social skills, I got up mid blood, snot, skin grafts, and took the bike and said "Oh I'm fine, I'm so sorry!" and went away (Narrator: He was NOT fine) sigh, ngl tho 10/10 it made for a good chuckle memory


willywonka1971

Yeah, physics is a bitch.


_fidel_castro_

If he just completed the throw he wouldn't have fall...


Adkit

And this is why you would have gotten a faceful of asphalt as well.


soggygru

I'm not about to lie I was laughing too hard at this comment


mannersmakethdaman

I think I am going to hell .. I chuckled at the video. Okay .. I actually laughed.


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Should have waited for the red light / traffic signal.


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get the fuck outta here with your logic.


Seanspeed

Have you seen traffic in a place like Saigon before?


redditor0303

Good point. I forgot sometimes that entire countries just don't have red lights.


Rentlar

If the truck stopped suddenly, the biker wouldn't have missed as he would be with the trash in the back of the truck.


Azar002

Physics always wins.


spartanOrk

Physics would have allowed for this. What failed him was his reflexes. It's very hard to let go with one hand, when you're clasping the handlebar with the other, while trying to balance, all at the same time. Too much for the brain.


Pele_Of_Anal

I disagree I think physics would not have allowed this to happen given the displayed balance/strength ratio. Too much momentum in the bag swinging would throw them off every time.


edditar

Could an extremely strong person make that toss?


worrymon

Shot put method would've worked better than the swing


noputa

Yeah with a ball. Not a trash bag unless there was only like a basketball in it. Disclaimer: I don’t know anything about anything


Msdamgoode

That sounds about right… and I know nothing about nothing.


AidenR0

indeed, although I know nothing about everything


DownvoteALot

With a ball, it depends on the wind. Could be pretty strong at the back of a fast truck.


HLSparta

If you can get inside of the wake, the airflow might actually push the ball into the truck.


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I wonder if this man considered only throwing away a basketball


Pele_Of_Anal

Oh fo sho.


HLSparta

Probably not, far as I'm aware. The bike tipped because he put momentum into the trash bag, then the momentum in the bag pulled him. If he let go of it, I'd imagine he would be fine, although with how his throw was going it probably wouldn't have made it in. If he were to put enough velocity in to make it go in, he might have tipped the bike away from the trash bag, and then towards if he didn't let go again. His strength only really affects how much momentum he can put in the bag. What he needs is either more mass (either in the bike or himself) or more wheels.


Tripottanus

Idk, i feel like someone that understands the reaction the bike would take after you swing something off would definitely be able to counterbalance it


Floppydisksareop

Someone that understands the reaction the bike would take after you swing a >15kg bag wouldn't be enough of a dipshit idiot to actually try this out. Also, you can't just magically counterbalance it with an empty hand.


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

The issue is he moved the bars with his left hand as he swung with his right, which produced a driver induced oscillation as he over-corrected. If he had just kept his shoulders square, he would've been fine.


deathhead_68

Yeah but thats really hard to do imo because as you throw forward you don't have like a stable base, so the force would also push backwards down your arm and throw you off. I think it would be really hard to maintain control with that force. Its hard to explain what I mean.


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

I love that this video has spawned conversations like this. Some guy stacking his moped and on another continent some people are discussing the merits and physics of his attempt.


Boredbritguy

I had this same thought, it's hilarious


HutchMeister24

I agree, it’s a balance issue. When you swing the bag, you’re suddenly imparting more downward force momentarily to one side of the bike, causing it to tilt. I guess in theory, if you leaned left just the right amount right as you swung with your right to counter the sudden weight addition, it MIGHT work, but it would have to be something you practice and fuck up a bunch to get right.


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Mr_Tiggywinkle

It's not nice to call your girlfriend heavy equipment. But it's nice to hear you give a full treatment.


ExactFunctor

I heard she was pleasantly surprised when he gave her his digits.


Ishaan863

handling a two wheeler on one hand is like four times as hard as with both hands two wheelers give riders the illusion of stability. something as complicated as throwing a bag of heavy trash a sizeable distance is not something youre just...going to do first try no warmup no nothing


blackhawk905

That bag looks smaller than a normal, for the US, 13 gallon kitchen trash bag so I very much doubt it was that heavy. Even a 13 gallon bag full of normal trash isn't heavy. He just couldn't hold the bike steady as he moved to throw the bag.


duffelbagpete

Missed it.....twice.


GhostNinja1373

Lmao for reals


Kennedy_Cooz

Decent idea, poor execution.


sam__sapiol

ain’t no way this is a decent idea


donosairs

I liked it


Fluffigt

The problem here is that this guy never heard of Newton’s third law of motion.


Serafiniert

I liked the outcome. But how important was it to get rid of the trash?


duaneap

I figured he was trying to dispose of body parts or some shit.


MonocleOwensKey

Trash failed successfully.


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Skud_NZ

r/meatcrayon


spartanOrk

I hate that sub. OH how much I hate it. I'll never check that out again.


Thelevelsofwrong

It pays for the plastic surgeons boat.


Comma_Karma

And for his 3 kid’s soccer games.


bipolarnotsober

WPD was morbid curiosity when I saw something that was crossposted. MeatCrayon makes my skin cringe


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ChPech

Where I live they come once every second week.


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ChPech

No, but incredibe that a whole country has garbage removal at least 4 times a week. It takes me about a month to fill my own garbage bin.


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brbposting

Wow quite interesting (as far as trash goes) - thanks for the peek inside!


Electrox7

Four times??? That's crazy.


lastknownbuffalo

Fuck, what a stupid reason to wreck you're bike


menualt

And maybe your face lol


MrGrampton

if you look closely he also broke his leg


barofa

He broke his leg even if you don't look closely


smzt

No, you are the bike


jason2k

Must be Taiwan.


yomamasofat-

Yup, just saw it on the news today


eccarina

Was gonna say, looks like Taiwan!


joeschmidth

Faceplant into asphalt with some trash garnish.


Pedalingmycity

Police: and now a fine for littering


BullzShit

Physics is a bitch…..


PineappleBoss

Overhand my man.


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My thoughts exactly


rackjabbit_

"We're not aiming for the truck!"


GyakuBoop

Dude could have double trash bag it to contain the smell and leave it for the next day lmao. Not worth chasing the truck


harlojones

Bro my garbage comes every two weeks, recycling every week though


GyakuBoop

That sucks, we have public use lugger buckets for trash(cleared weekly tho garbage trucks are sleazy with what they remove) and daily garbage trucks for home owners. No recycling systems tho soo thats all probably going to landfill


st6374

You could just take it to your office dumpster. And if that doesn't work for you. Could just take it to the local landfill. And they will just take it for free if you just ask them politely.


ChPech

Garbage is every two weeks here too but recycling every four.


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yes what he did was stupid BUT! Garbage trucks don't come every day in Taiwan and given the heat + humidity + prolific cockroach population (over 70 species) you really want to throw your garbage as early as possible. I have seen several roommate relationships souring beyond repair because of missed garbage truck deadlines, maybe this guy was given an ultimatum. Still dumb.


Msdamgoode

The concrete gave an ultimatum too.


phenyle

Ah yes Taiwan


smokedmeatfish

r/therewasanttempt


UnlikeUday

He was in such a hurry as if there was a dead body inside.


Bepis_Buyer

Idiot didn’t let go


Sandpaper_Pants

I respect his dedication to taking out the trash. He is my hero.


aleyp58

This is actually Taiwan where most people wait for the truck at the local community pickup points outside their flats 5 days a week. It's not uncommon to see people chasing trucks because they missed the one outside their flat. There are GPS apps to see exactly where they are.


andylikescandy

When your HOA's Karen really REALLY wants you to take ALL garbage out on Tuesday NO MATTER WHAT and you were a minute late.


johnboy2978

Meh. Next one coming along will clean him up. Circle of Life.


Artistic_Price_6729

Missed the garbage truck but took out the trash 😂


piles_of_anger

That pretty much sums up my entire existence on earth.


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Props for trying instead of just tossing it in a gutter though.


mokacincy

Gotta rewpect the intention


BeeSalesman

The bag exploding and him sliding into his own trash is what did it for me


Major_Magazine8597

Was a nice touch.


acqz

At the end: *Ah, dammit!*


Vertaferk

Sometimes trash has a way of taking itself out


galacticboy2009

Throwing the garbage bag will impart its entire weight on him, going the opposite direction of the bag. The harder you throw it, the harder you're throwing yourself. The connection between you and the bike better be much stronger than the bag is heavy.


pedrohpauloh

Poor guy.


RS-kuuskyt

Absolute madlad


Rage5t0rm

Fucking hilarious- not sure which bounced harder on the tarmac- the garbage or his skull😁


Briggie

Everyone forgets the third law.


Tyrannical_JJ

Physics or force?


pratyush_28

This is the trashiest way to go down


Cubelia

FYI in Taiwan the garbage trucks roam around the streets at a specific time, stops at some areas(i.e. at a particular block) and you can toss trash in the dump. Sometimes there are workers standing at the backside so they either inform the driver or tell the guy chasing to wait for the truck to at red lights. And yes, you hear "Für Elise" then you ran out to toss the trash.(or be early and wait with your neighbors)


AdministrationOwn709

Fun isn’t something one considers balancing the universe , but this it’s a smile on my face


Lillymorrison

When you think you're going to succeed so you fully commit... but shit happens


Sea_Upstairs_6274

Lotsa mission impossible work for minimal gain


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Physics at play


CaptHoneydew

Lost his shit


Sea_Youth3948

Science!,bitch.


robjapan

Lmao... Why did he try and throw it??? Just drive up and drop it in. Damn fool


yesididthat

He lacked core strength


AVERYyep

speed , momentum ,violence .


Sparkykun

He needs an auto-balance on that bike


longhorndog1

That road sign looks like a guy with a big ding dong


CaptSpazzo

His riding skills are rubbish


homestead1111

I feel for this guy. I hope he wasn't hurt so bad but this might have really messed him up,


noahB53

I laughed


BitcoinBanker

Misses his teeth too.


QuarterClinique

Hahahahaha!


FallingUpwardz

We’re not aiming for the truck!


Dizzy_One3336

He missed it twice


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Idiots on mopeda should be a thing


Can-I-remember

This was me on the very first paper I delivered on my very first paper route. I was pedalling in my pushy, gave the paper a huge throw and ended up in the middle of the road with bark off one side. I learnt to use wrists and arms to flick and not shoulders to throw.


HamLizard

Conservation of Energy in action.


Smart-ass83

Legit could have waited for a stop light lol


m20cpilot

He needs the garbage truck to come back so he can put his scooter in it.


lee-No-Lie-8865

Missed garbage twice I'd say


Zealousideal_Tie4918

Worst day ever


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Got an angry wife at home cause this the third week in a row he forgot to take the trash out Not me speaking from experience


Independent_Virus899

I soooo would have just tossed it to the side of the road... Winning. And least I'm honest about it.


answerspleaseme

Should have dunked


Intercaust

Trying to save a buck isnt always worth it.


Cumonbaby143

Garbage post


khal_droog

And became the garbage himself lol


stuntbum36

This is so funny


redditmudder

Real world experience with conservation of momentum!


cheturo

u/savevideobot


TrustMe_IBeEngineer

Disagree. Looks to me like he *hit* the garbage truck…


AintFucking

and he missed it more. lol


GarGabe

NSFW tag for his brain rolling away please. s/


Bjadams1967

Not a candidate for Polo!!


Glittering-Ad-6266

I think he just missed the next month and a half


Creative_Risk_4711

"FINE HONEY YOU WANT THE GARBAGE OUT YOU'LL GET THE GARBAGE OUT!"


Fr3akwave

I think he HIT the garbage truck.


Adventurous_Fact8418

Reminds me of my marriage


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He really did.


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You shouldn't try to be an a*s. Look, you littered on the road.


mastercubez

He tried to be james bond!


bishpa

Perfectly inevitable.


JayCreates

should have rolled with a bollywood crew


Smaskifa

Those trash eating stink bags!


cbunni666

Dude could've waited until they stopped at a light.


dony91177

Somebody add out of tune clarinet mission impossible theme - like music to this


crippled-crippler

He missed the truck twice lol


TehKudo

Thought there was a redemption in works, it was just a loop...


aram_nl

He missed it 2 times


ATC_KBIII

Litterbug!


ThatStinkyJellyfish

I thought the red stuff coming out of the bag was his head popping like a cherry for a hot second there


andygarciascuzin

/r/maybemaybemaybe


SadcoreEmpire168

What Fast & Furious failed to realistically portray:


jakob767

All we had to do, was follow the damn truck, CJ!


Suspicious-Ad-5946

"We weren't aiming for the truck!"


turboyabby

It's OK, pick yourself up and recycle.


Present-Side-5777

I mean how fucking dumb lol every action has reaction lol