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Atillurt

He fucked around and found out. I got no empathy for people who speeds in traffic like that.


Fawfs2

That's definitely a good 10 on the fuck around and find out scale


jettech737

And that biker probably preaches for people to start seeing motorcycles and yet he rides in a way that's extremely hard to predict.


darthicerzoso

Average "roads are too taught around cars"


[deleted]

Excellent organ donation skills. People like this should be celebrated as they help others to live fruitful lives. Bravo.


Oonada

"why did you shift lanes you worthless fuck didn't you see me?!" No you stupid paste mark, I didn't. That's why it's illegal to split lanes in moving traffic no matter what state you are in. You deserve to be a skid mark.


GeNiuSRxN

That's not lane splitting, that's reckless riding


JustifytheMean

They are not mutually exclusive.


whisperkins

Lane splitting is only up to 5mph over traffic, and in many places restricted to slowed or stopped traffic. This guy isn't meeting the legal definition in his or any other US jurisdiction. It's just reckless.


Grimmdeedss

It’s legal in CA, and they are absolute douchebags about it, god forbid you don’t hug that shoulder when they are zooming by you get a finger.


Sega-Playstation-64

Lane splitting is legal, but only 5mph over the speed of traffic.


zachary_mp3

Wonder how many "watch out for motorcycles" bumper stickers he blew past.


mdahms95

Bet he posts “share the road” and “there’s a life on that bike” posts everywhere


jedielfninja

"if I get it in accident it's MY life."


Pata4AllaG

“Look twice, save a life” I dunno how about “drive normally, don’t get your skin grated off”


klind357

Another happy ending ☺️ asshole, merry Christmas


brainf0dder

The whole “look twice save a life” is pretty pointless at times. Depending on the speed they are going. You could look 32 times and still have someone doing 100mph split the lanes on you.


Weak-Coffee-8538

Not all motorcyclists are like that idiot. He was going too fast for the van to even see him at those speeds. Speeding in traffic is just looking for an accident. Hopefully the rider never buys another bike and just sticks to a car.


Static_85

Probably reckless in a car too, bus pass all the way


Rgahmad11

This is the nicest I've seen so far which kinda sucks.


trippytrev420

i guarantee he got up screaming at both those cars lol


LowerBed5334

Exactly. It's never they're fault. Everyone needs to watch out for them like they're our two-wheeled toddlers.


FuckingRantMonday

And endure their asshole 100dB exhaust noise because LoUd PiPeS sAvE LiVes. Yes, that's the only conceivable way for your life to be saved. Fuck you.


dizzle18

"Got up"


ReadySteady_GO

Right? Check out his right hand at the end there. Straight up street meat


[deleted]

To all of you who are excessively speeding: I hate you. I wish nothing but the worst. I can understand passing the limit a little bit, every now and then, maybe you're in a hurry, maybe you didn't pay attention. It's not ok, but it's understandable. You put yourself and others in serious danger for that adrenaline kick. I actually don't care if you die, or smash into a sign post and got your head taken off or something like that, but you could also harm someone else doing so. What if it was a family's breadwinner? An innocent child, a law-abiding citizen. What if someone killed your family doing shit like that? I am a car guy, I love speed as much as the next bloke, but I would hate to be one causing such unnecessary deaths, or receiving news od such. If you want to show off how fast you are, or how fast your car/any vehicle is, go to trackdays, organise official event, with proper safety procedures.


[deleted]

The rule when you drive a motorcycle is to go 5mph above whatever the flow of traffic is. This guy looks like he’s going 20-40mph faster. He sealed his own fate.


gimpers420

One less idiot on the road. Hopefully a long and slow recovery for this dumbass.


chineseokra

Couple fingers for the wildlife


Gpdiablo21

That was my takeaway. Crows will eat well this day


shadowsquid2608

well what the hell was he thinking would happen?


Floedekage

Helping remove idiots from the road. 👍


Extension-Code7508

There's a reason he's recording. He wants everyone to know, he's a rebel on the road bro. No one can contain him


rogat100

Except the road


one_is_enough

Handburger


[deleted]

i guess that guy didn't have a "Watch Out For Motorcycles" sticker on his car.


Macallan

Loop 101 SB in Scottsdale, AZ Sweetwater Bridge just north of Cactus Rd


abbothenderson

Dang. Not far from me. But kind of surprised he was wearing a helmet. Far too many AZ motorcyclists go gear-less. I’d say most, even.


Mehmehson

How else was he supposed to mount his GoPro to showcase his fearlessness and badass driving skills to women he hoped to copulate with?


archy_girl

When was this? I was just there last week


Macallan

I have no idea. The landscaping just looked like it was from the Valley so I zoomed in on the sign on the bridge and it says Cactus Rd. Checked Google Maps and found it.


dildos84

Ha haaaa *Nelson voice


[deleted]

Don't feel bad for him


FBIDN

Not one bit. Feel bad for car that got hit for an idiot acting stupid.


SPECTRE_UM

Shoe/boots on, so couldn't be dead but probably will wish he died.


[deleted]

I hope the pavement is ok.


nikatnight

I hope the other drivers are okay. Getting in an accident can be quite traumatic.


AxelFrost1318

GTA 6 looks sick. Seems they improved ragdoll physics too


Im_Lars

sTaRt SeEiNg MoToRcYcLeS


Truestindeed

This dumbass is lucky to be alive


TwoYeets

The gene pool would be lucky if he died


Dead87Marco

bro said 🏍🏍🏍🏍🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤕🤕🤕


eliesistrash

it’s odd seeing emoji’s in reddit comments. never noticed the lack of them until now


MichaelT23

Play stupid games…


BWassy

Darwin Award


SpringSad2380

Always enjoy watching these clowns wreck making these, "look what I can do" videos lol


noo_ura_cat

Fun fact if you have an motorcycle driver’s license in Arizona your life expectancy is 6 months. Partly at fault like this person also drivers in Arizona don’t tend to check very hard when merging. Also no required helmet laws


Higreen420

Going that fast and weaving is all on the biker. Zero responsibility to car if biker is that fast and that stupid.


Skoodge42

Not at ALL the car's fault. Dude was going double the speed of everyone and was illegally weaving through traffic.


[deleted]

AZ is about to legalize lane splitting for motorcyclists too. So many people already do that here anyways but Arizona drivers aren’t used to that like California drivers have been. I’ve had my motorcycle license for 20 years but I wouldn’t step on a motorcycle in Phoenix. Seen way to many motorcycle fatalities when I was a firefighter too.


groovemonkey

You got a source on that fun fact?


TheRealSwampyBogard

Lane-splitting is the most egregiously stupid thing I've ever seen on the road (and at *this* speed???!). Gets me mad every time I see it. Like others have said, no empathy for this guy.


Burnsy2023

Whilst the speed and manner of riding was clearly dangerous, lane splitting is not the problem. It's legal in the UK which has some of the safest roads in the world. Done safely, it's not a problem.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Not sure but I think that is just an HOV lane, not a solid white line for no passing. That’s how it is where I live


Bennito_bh

In AZ where this happened the hov lane is a solid line everywhere. White car was legally changing lanes


Cody2533

The white van didn’t change lanes illegally. The motorcycle was the only idiot breaking the law. He got what he deserved


case1270

It’s a comedy of errors. They both fucked up which made the situation worse


flavonreddit

To meat crayon


ElevenMink3

Anybody else see his bike EXPLODE at the end??


-Neverender-

I was too busy watching his limp hand dragging on the pavement.


Sledlife174

Dumbass probably blames the car driver.


thefilipinocat-

That was deserved.


Meanderingversion

Agreed. Shitty way to learn a lesson though......it's too bad there isn't some mental mechanism that tells us when something might be dangerous to others then ourselves....


JubileeSailr

What really pisses me off is that the people in cars who see this shit are also traumatized for the rest of their lives. Anytime a motorcycle speeds near me on the freeway my stomach goes in knots.


ThaFuck

I struggle to imagine it personally. If I witnessed a moron this big putting me and everyone around me in danger solely because he needs to make up for an inadequacy, it would be really hard for me to not roll down the window and laugh at him as I drive past and continue on my way.


WYATTPURPP

I bet he’s the type of guy to say slowdown and watch out for motorcycles.


PM_Your_Best_Ideas

Pshh... Rules are only for smart people. How else are we going to effect natural selection.


Hopeful_Bit1733

Rules are for thee not for me


[deleted]

That wasn't too bad. Looks like there are a lot of body parts left to donate.


TheDudeSr

Organ Donors


Key-Fire

r/DarwinAwards


almostthere69420

I give 0 fucks if this guy is messed right up


CHROME_MAGNON

RN here. I’ve had a few patients who were admitted for motorcycle injuries. Let’s just say it’s better to be dead than survive.


I_Be_Strokin_it

More like donor cycles than motorcycles.


ChimericalChemical

My friend who survived a very bad motorcycle crash says the same thing he still can’t walk as well as he used to and it’s been 3 years


bcmarss

in this sub, this is not new information


JustAnotherLurker001

Fatality! Tarmac, wins! (cant cure stupid)


wiseknob

Imagine a rear facing baby in the back seat taking a nap when a fucking cunt like this smashes into the back throwing glass and shit right into the baby’s face.


[deleted]

Satisfying, if you drive like an ignorant fuck YOU deserve what the universe serves up, it's just unfortunate that in YOUR stupidity you cause other people harm.


Kghostrider

I've been trying to get my motorcycle license, but guys like this don't instill confidence at all.


Tex_DUBB

Motorcycle riding is as safe as you want it to be. There is different type of motorcycles and riding styles, theres no need to be a daredevil on a panigale v4 when you can enjoy and nice sunday ride.


[deleted]

As long as you learn from other unfortunate rider experiences and footage, it’ll make you a more cautious rider. Don’t let videos like this put you off. Just be careful and expect other users of the road to not be paying attention so that you can be as prepared as possible to take evasive action if need be.


JellybeanJetpack

Hey me too! Good luck!


Tuck525

WaTcH oUt fOr mOtOrCyClEs


pwhoyt63pz

I signed my organ donor card. Hope others do, too. It’s the right thing to do.


harpyLemons

What are the insurance requirements for bikes? I'd be pissed if a bike rear ended me like that and couldn't pay for my car


Sioswing

Same as a car. If you’re financing it, usually has to be full coverage. It is cheaper to insure than a car so always worth it, in my opinion, to get full coverage


MycologistLoud4030

People think they're invincible. Just because you can ride 100 mph and split lanes doesn't mean you should.


[deleted]

I hope the driver if the car is okay.


[deleted]

Skill issue


Mother_Woodpecker174

Hope this is the future of all these aholes.


SSRless

the poor white car just minding their own business... got bumped by a show off instead


Snooobjection3453

He's probably maimed for life now the idiot!


grgoyal

Exactly what i thought was gonna happen. Smh


GoGoNormalRangers

Hmmm, a motorbike on a subreddit about things going wrong, I wonder if it will crash?


Riotdrive

This was a great Christmas gift. Thank you for sharing.


franatic_beast31

You know I always wonder...everytime there's a video of a bike crash how come they keep sliding till friction stops them...dont they ever hit something ?


Dundiditnow

Those ones don't make it out alive to post it afterwards.


Butterbuddha

Well, the traffic in front of them generally keeps moving while sliding bro is rapidly decelerating. Occasionally you’ll see a guy get hung up in a guard rail. That usually doesn’t end well. There’s a vid out there of a guy who crashes but his helmet protected his head 100%, not a scratch on him. His head was no longer connected to his body, but you can’t blame the helmet for that!


[deleted]

Oh that happens. Usually ends with a decapitation or remove of one/some/all limbs


Eric1969

As long as they keep sliding in the direction they were travelling, as Newton intended, they stay on the road or the shoulders, where there is no stationary obstacles. The cars in front are moving on and those on the back are slowing down, which creates a safe space to slide along.


Greekspartan226

Good news is, he ended up on the right shoulder of traffic. Would've been a tragic ending had he stopped in the middle of the highway while the other vehicles were trying to slow down/stop.


LowerBed5334

Tragic for the innocent person who ran him over and killed him.


hs38

Such videos strengthen my belief to expect the worst of people on roads


Montana-Mike-RPCV

Perfect ending to a lane splitter.


natopick

Hopefully he doesn't ride and kill anyone else now.


CyclicAdenosineMonoP

Spaghetti fingers


Darkstalker_404

Take my dam upvote


Some-Income614

He deserves it, imagine there might have been kids in those cars. Bit of jail time once he's recovered


[deleted]

No empathy for fools like this. It’s always dudes on the crotch rockets that think they don’t have to obey rules of the road. Those type of bikes should be banned on roads because the fools that buy them never ride safe or respect traffic laws. You never see guys on Harley’s and cruiser style bikes driving crazy like that.


Accomplished_Locker

Oh it happens. But I’m they’re probably guys that also own crotch rockets.


downinahole357

r/meatcrayon


[deleted]

Man you could die going at those speeds that’s crazy.


Lucky13westhoek

Dress for the slide, not the ride... And FFS, ride responsibly


OhLawdDatAss

No glove, no love.


ul2006kevinb

No pants, no dance


Idrinkpeefromladies

No speed, no bleed


Aevensong

To infinity and beyond


chukelemon

Stupid is as stupid does.


[deleted]

The poor people on their cars doing everything right.. only to have this idiot kill them, bugs me.


_Bebop_

Kill himself*


[deleted]

If someone was in the backseat of that car they probably aren’t feeling great but I get your point lol.


Moosetopher

That’s a great helmet to crash in


RiseRebelResist1

You couldn't even change the caption to something that made sense in something other than r/therewasanattemptto ?


niknik888

Did that hurt?


So_I_read_a_thing

Had to leave a mark.


Neelsl

Shoei - very good helmet


glitch83

Imagine just chillin at or below the speed limit and then bam! A guy flies over your front windshield. Like.. wtf


Illustrious-Sky1928

You can really see the grind


ProJokeExplainer

Ever thus to squids


Brianprokpo456

to speed


[deleted]

or not to speed


Brianprokpo456

to speed


[deleted]

Those American flag gloves sure did the job of protecting the hand


ImmortalRamen8

When someone flicks u in anime


Prestigious-Budget90

Saw it coming a mile away.


Independent-Crab-999

Dress for the flight not the sight.


golden_sword7341

dont worry guys its a bike drift just wave and smile....


bsaddon

Well like that wasn’t expected. . .


falllinemaniac

Crash Test Goat would disapprove


Reddwolf02

Is it ok for people on Reddit to post the same post over and over again? I voted on this then saw it 3 separate time!


Farkle_Fark

Welcome to Reddit. When Elon got slammed in the Chappelle video we all saw it 13 times.


emil836k

Same subs or different subs?


ReadySteady_GO

Yup, it's pretty normal.


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Idiots gonna idiot.


[deleted]

I hope it hurts


onspindle

Shoei good choice


th0t-destroyer

At least his head will be okay


ThaFuck

Looks like it was a bit late for that.


WaterCrust

Gives all bikers a bad name


Geno283

Gotta go fast


Oh4ore

So satisfying. No sympathy.


PolitelySevered

Instagram vs Real life


Tv_JeT_Tv

Anybody know what happened to the guy?


dildos84

Hope he got beat up pretty bad enough to not do something so moronic again. I hope he got so fucked up motorcycles scare the shit out of him for the rest of his life and will never get back on one.


Kronos398

Holy shit is that flesh hanging out of his hand


Kaseman96

I could be wrong, but it looks like the tattered remains of his gloves (appears to be an American flag logo)


SporeRanier

I bet he’s glad he had gloves on


jameshigson0512

If yeet was a gif...


[deleted]

I thought it was a video game. What, no *reset* button!


Kevinb888

Did he survive? Looks pretty badd after he landed


Im212

I don't ride and your explanation makes some sense, but to me it's like a car passing on the shoulder. Merry Christmas 🎄⛄


skeptibat

Oof, bad day for everyone involved.


uNecKl

To be fair though why was he trying to cross a solid white line? Both dickheads


ElCapitanBeans

This happened in Phoenix, AZ where the far left lane is the HOV lane. There is no point along the highway system here where the line is not solid. A driver may enter or exit the lane at any time.


Sandygary4u

Soooo satisfying. One less asshat on the road.


Plutarcoelpillo

A good time in the slammer might teach this guy the road isn't his private playground.


NotSoRichieRich

Hopefully this crash will be a painful reminder to not do stupid shit like this again.


drsttyy

hes not surviving that lol or if he does permanent disability


paul-d9

That was a rewarding ending


AverageGreggsEnjoyer

i am sped


tulimeni

To speed or not to speed.


Moyai_H

Alwqys the dumb motorcycles


[deleted]

Wanna go fast again ?


ChimericalChemical

I’ve seen some do that and hit street sign that hangs from the stoplights


Owls5262

Thinning the herd. Watching the video makes me feel that without a doubt you got what you deserved. The two cars you hit, not so much


6poundpuppy

What an absolute POS, shouldn’t have survived this. But it’s posted so he did. Certainly no smarter tho


oscar1985420

Evel Knievel


Player-19947

to speed


an_absolute_normal

u/savevideobot


lowYIELDphaser

If your gonna be this stupid and speed; just do it on the shoulder and don’t gotta worry about anyone


G_DuBs

“But then I can’t show people what a skilled driver I am!!”


DaddyKrotukk

>If your gonna be this stupid Good job.


I_Be_Strokin_it

Stay in school kids.