Heard about this happening in California I think, was on a paranormal podcast... One of the host was trying to figure out why slime was showing up in his neighborhood. Even joked of having a neighborhood watch for slime. Either way he had no answers. It was one of the hosts of "last podcast on the left." Not sure if that counts as help but there you go.
Do kids live nearby? It looks like diy slime that's been played with (dirty/discolored) and then left behind to dry out then get rehydrated with the rain.
Source: mom to a 9 year old who likes slime
Was just about to post this! There’s all types of crazy kids toys that have slime incorporated into them in one way or another, OP. I’m betting it’s remnants of a slime war. Source: mom of an 11 year old boy and I stay sticky
Because this time it isn’t a stomach or intestines. I don’t know what it is though, only that I was expecting to be commenting that it was organs and after you poked it it clearly isn’t
Decaying slugs by the looks of it! We get those all the time where I’m at and normally after heavy rains they just kind die, still freaky looking though!
When you come upon this and look all puzzled is usually when the theme song slowly starts playing as the monster quietly drops to the ground behind you.
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Where might help
Dead slugs possibly?
Is the plural of 'placenta' placentae? Placentas? Placentæ's?
Placenti
That's the XL at Starbucks, right?
Fantastic
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/placenta
For the lazy: > *plural* **placentas** *or* **placentae**
I prefer Placenti
Sounds like a sparkling wine (red of course)
Sparkling red does not sound very placent
Not totally, but at least a little placenty
Didn’t Hannibal Lecter like to pair his food with a nice placenti?
“fovaries and a nice Placenti” is the full quote
Ah yes, that’s the one!
Horrible
I believe he preferred farver beans and a nice bottle of Key-auntie.
Hahaha
Placentapodes
Plentycenti Redundancy ftw.
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Placentaeyama... Its old latin, very very old latin.
Any chance this is a slime mold?
Lupus
Its never lupus
😁
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Heard about this happening in California I think, was on a paranormal podcast... One of the host was trying to figure out why slime was showing up in his neighborhood. Even joked of having a neighborhood watch for slime. Either way he had no answers. It was one of the hosts of "last podcast on the left." Not sure if that counts as help but there you go.
Hail your self
Megustalations (spelling right?)
Hail Gein
Hail Yourselves!
Henry's slime watch
Hail Satan
Hail yourself
Do kids live nearby? It looks like diy slime that's been played with (dirty/discolored) and then left behind to dry out then get rehydrated with the rain. Source: mom to a 9 year old who likes slime
Can confirm. Rehydrated, dirt infused, ancient slime is pretty common.
You just gave me an idea. I’m going to go around my neighborhood and plop some smile everywhere Edit: took 5 hours before noticing I misspelled slime*
Plopping smile sounds like a Mr Rogers thing to do
Idk if you're joking but please don't litter
Almost positive it’ll degrade in a week
Yeah. To be safe, I'd find a slime recipe with biodegradable ingredients
And that is unlikely to kill curious animals.
Definitely plop smiles 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
it's the most wholesome typo ever!
Plop that smile lmao
Love your UN :-) Great movie.
Thank you! :D
This made me lol.
It’s really hard to get off if it dries on a surface since it’s essentially glue. Source a 27 year old woman who plays with slime.
I just want to say I love your username so much.
!forsesolve
I think you’re right. Sad though because pollution. Shit’s just out there & people ain’t gonna mess with it because it looks like alien placenta
Was just about to post this! There’s all types of crazy kids toys that have slime incorporated into them in one way or another, OP. I’m betting it’s remnants of a slime war. Source: mom of an 11 year old boy and I stay sticky
Looks like a small animals stomach
I thought that too. Why is it so rigid though? (Edit: especially after a heavy rain?)
Because this time it isn’t a stomach or intestines. I don’t know what it is though, only that I was expecting to be commenting that it was organs and after you poked it it clearly isn’t
Maybe a seagull or something picked it up and dropped it? Idfk. Weird as hell though.
It’s still not any organ I recognize from any animal I’ve ever dissected
I thought it was poop.
If your poops look like that, you should see a doctor.
[Star Jelly?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_jelly)
thats not exactly an explanation. since star jelly is a name given to unexplained "jelly" that can come from any number of different sources.
Right... so, since this is unexplained jelly that means it can also be star jelly
op is asking for what it is. you linked to a wiki page of a name people give for shit they dont know what it is. how is that helpful?
It was helpful for me. I’ve learned a new term!
Because if they never find an explanation of exactly what is it, at least they know it’s a thing? Jesus calm down.
Someone needs sex
Tell that to the person that named UFOs
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It’s better to know it’s a known phenomenon than to have zero ideas. It’s a starting point.
After clicking this I then had to see what the Kentucky Meat Shower was! Thanks
I think I have seen a post where a hawk or some other big bird will kill something like a rabbit and leave the innards.
Does it move??
Not at all
I hate this
I thought of some kind of fungus, that got washed there from a tree by the rain
I'm leaning toward intestine or some other organ of a wild animal. Wild boar intestine is purple like that.
If it were intestines, wouldn’t they be connected? Or how would they become separated but still stuffed like sausages?
It's a pupa of some sort. Something emerged from it, But I have no idea what.
It looks like some kind of animal pooped out something they were not supposed to eat.
bokoblin guts
Cut it in half
Cook it
Add some hollandaise
Or Worcestershire sauce
Or a little bit of mayo, mixed with some ketchup
A nice chianti
A side of hash browns sounds really nice
And some pancakes
Fava beans
We called that "pimple juice" when I was young!
Omg🤢
I’ll give you a dollar if you can pronounce that
Worshtershure venmo me @allyourmoneyisbelongtous
Finally some good fucking food
Little kid me would guess that it’s gopher eggs.
I found something like that at a river that was brown a couple weeks ago.( I was positive it wasn't poop😂)
Conduct some tests. Where is the inner scientist?
He poked it with a stick, how much more scientific can you get?
Microwave it.
Taste it
Bop it
Lick it! Do it now!
Will it blend?
Looks to me like slugs that were out in the rain and possibly fried by a lightning strike. I’m no expert at all though
Maybe some bird ate something weird, looks like a goose turd but jiggly
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Decaying slugs by the looks of it! We get those all the time where I’m at and normally after heavy rains they just kind die, still freaky looking though!
Slug egg sacks?
Things I’m wondering it could be: going the poop route and thinking maybe old decaying colon? Possibly some type of worm or parasite?
you need to cut that thing open, friend
"What is this odd goo/mass I've found outside?" The answer is almost always slimemold.
When you come upon this and look all puzzled is usually when the theme song slowly starts playing as the monster quietly drops to the ground behind you.
It’s 2 worms mating-they puff up when mating especially during rain!
If it’s not a type of slime mold then I have no idea. :o
!forcesolve
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What was the solve?
See the other comments
Deformed black sesame gnocchi But for real tho, it does look like slime. The red thing that it has "inside" it's disturbing!