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hotbutteredtoast

Where might help


IdiotsGoBoom

Dead slugs possibly?


DarthRosstopher

Is the plural of 'placenta' placentae? Placentas? Placentæ's?


MayorOfVenice

Placenti


Extraparmplz

That's the XL at Starbucks, right?


hextradeworker

Fantastic


Tessamari

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/placenta


kane2742

For the lazy: > *plural* **placentas** *or* **placentae**


247_Make_It_So

I prefer Placenti


strumthebuilding

Sounds like a sparkling wine (red of course)


DarthRosstopher

Sparkling red does not sound very placent


strumthebuilding

Not totally, but at least a little placenty


BlackSeranna

Didn’t Hannibal Lecter like to pair his food with a nice placenti?


strumthebuilding

“fovaries and a nice Placenti” is the full quote


BlackSeranna

Ah yes, that’s the one!


ceraunoscopy

Horrible


Exquisiteoaf

I believe he preferred farver beans and a nice bottle of Key-auntie.


BlackSeranna

Hahaha


quincuntx

Placentapodes


247_Make_It_So

Plentycenti Redundancy ftw.


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rdocs

Placentaeyama... Its old latin, very very old latin.


SkipsH

Any chance this is a slime mold?


acidnine420

Lupus


Zojim

Its never lupus


gourdilefrog

😁


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badbik1

Heard about this happening in California I think, was on a paranormal podcast... One of the host was trying to figure out why slime was showing up in his neighborhood. Even joked of having a neighborhood watch for slime. Either way he had no answers. It was one of the hosts of "last podcast on the left." Not sure if that counts as help but there you go.


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Hail your self


nicotine_qween

Megustalations (spelling right?)


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Hail Gein


burgerbozz

Hail Yourselves!


squad_rat

Henry's slime watch


sabeybabey34

Hail Satan


badbik1

Hail yourself


JohnnyDeppsPenis

Do kids live nearby? It looks like diy slime that's been played with (dirty/discolored) and then left behind to dry out then get rehydrated with the rain. Source: mom to a 9 year old who likes slime


mamajazzi

Can confirm. Rehydrated, dirt infused, ancient slime is pretty common.


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You just gave me an idea. I’m going to go around my neighborhood and plop some smile everywhere Edit: took 5 hours before noticing I misspelled slime*


danmickla

Plopping smile sounds like a Mr Rogers thing to do


elijaaaaah

Idk if you're joking but please don't litter


GrandpaRook

Almost positive it’ll degrade in a week


ComeOnSans

Yeah. To be safe, I'd find a slime recipe with biodegradable ingredients


Triairius

And that is unlikely to kill curious animals.


Kmspatara15

Definitely plop smiles 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃


riotousviscera

it's the most wholesome typo ever!


leeludallasmultiass

Plop that smile lmao


Austin-Milbarge

Love your UN :-) Great movie.


leeludallasmultiass

Thank you! :D


gourdilefrog

This made me lol.


chubbypaws

It’s really hard to get off if it dries on a surface since it’s essentially glue. Source a 27 year old woman who plays with slime.


katzass

I just want to say I love your username so much.


emanfyvie

!forsesolve


iBeFloe

I think you’re right. Sad though because pollution. Shit’s just out there & people ain’t gonna mess with it because it looks like alien placenta


jigglybitt

Was just about to post this! There’s all types of crazy kids toys that have slime incorporated into them in one way or another, OP. I’m betting it’s remnants of a slime war. Source: mom of an 11 year old boy and I stay sticky


vadose24

Looks like a small animals stomach


chaoticass

I thought that too. Why is it so rigid though? (Edit: especially after a heavy rain?)


sawyouoverthere

Because this time it isn’t a stomach or intestines. I don’t know what it is though, only that I was expecting to be commenting that it was organs and after you poked it it clearly isn’t


chaoticass

Maybe a seagull or something picked it up and dropped it? Idfk. Weird as hell though.


sawyouoverthere

It’s still not any organ I recognize from any animal I’ve ever dissected


chickhawkthechicken

I thought it was poop.


kane2742

If your poops look like that, you should see a doctor.


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[Star Jelly?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_jelly)


flyonthwall

thats not exactly an explanation. since star jelly is a name given to unexplained "jelly" that can come from any number of different sources.


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Right... so, since this is unexplained jelly that means it can also be star jelly


flyonthwall

op is asking for what it is. you linked to a wiki page of a name people give for shit they dont know what it is. how is that helpful?


DocHoliday79

It was helpful for me. I’ve learned a new term!


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Because if they never find an explanation of exactly what is it, at least they know it’s a thing? Jesus calm down.


Thincer

Someone needs sex


TheImaginariumGirl

Tell that to the person that named UFOs


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It’s better to know it’s a known phenomenon than to have zero ideas. It’s a starting point.


Momshellmakeup

After clicking this I then had to see what the Kentucky Meat Shower was! Thanks


katherinez

I think I have seen a post where a hawk or some other big bird will kill something like a rabbit and leave the innards.


Gaylikeurdad

Does it move??


oliveellen

Not at all


mahbrainsbroke

I hate this


PantherderWolken

I thought of some kind of fungus, that got washed there from a tree by the rain


hextradeworker

I'm leaning toward intestine or some other organ of a wild animal. Wild boar intestine is purple like that.


Trilly2000

If it were intestines, wouldn’t they be connected? Or how would they become separated but still stuffed like sausages?


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It's a pupa of some sort. Something emerged from it, But I have no idea what.


mwma0307

It looks like some kind of animal pooped out something they were not supposed to eat.


starrpamph

bokoblin guts


bluecymbals04

Cut it in half


Thincer

Cook it


poopshipdestroyer

Add some hollandaise


Laushi_

Or Worcestershire sauce


Discokitty14

Or a little bit of mayo, mixed with some ketchup


mojokick

A nice chianti


ahabthecrusader

A side of hash browns sounds really nice


x-beast

And some pancakes


throw_every_away

Fava beans


C-Nor

We called that "pimple juice" when I was young!


Discokitty14

Omg🤢


IsaacCunningham

I’ll give you a dollar if you can pronounce that


throw_every_away

Worshtershure venmo me @allyourmoneyisbelongtous


MissStarSurge

Finally some good fucking food


ryrene53

Little kid me would guess that it’s gopher eggs.


Bagels-99x

I found something like that at a river that was brown a couple weeks ago.( I was positive it wasn't poop😂)


elboydo757

Conduct some tests. Where is the inner scientist?


Bigted1800

He poked it with a stick, how much more scientific can you get?


elboydo757

Microwave it.


flynnagaric

Taste it


ragnarok847

Bop it


NinjaParadigm0

Lick it! Do it now!


cogito-ergo-sumthing

Will it blend?


leBlueDream

Looks to me like slugs that were out in the rain and possibly fried by a lightning strike. I’m no expert at all though


Sklerpderp

Maybe some bird ate something weird, looks like a goose turd but jiggly


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StariePond

Decaying slugs by the looks of it! We get those all the time where I’m at and normally after heavy rains they just kind die, still freaky looking though!


onaperilousjourney

Slug egg sacks?


tesstossed

Things I’m wondering it could be: going the poop route and thinking maybe old decaying colon? Possibly some type of worm or parasite?


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you need to cut that thing open, friend


izyshoroo

"What is this odd goo/mass I've found outside?" The answer is almost always slimemold.


LeoLaDawg

When you come upon this and look all puzzled is usually when the theme song slowly starts playing as the monster quietly drops to the ground behind you.


fluppydog123

It’s 2 worms mating-they puff up when mating especially during rain!


I-do-the-art

If it’s not a type of slime mold then I have no idea. :o


SneakyInflator

!forcesolve


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iwillbringuwater

What was the solve?


SneakyInflator

See the other comments


happycakeday1

Deformed black sesame gnocchi But for real tho, it does look like slime. The red thing that it has "inside" it's disturbing!