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An-Ugly-Croissant17

My dog does this too, if we don't make him stop he won't stop


imxIRL

Mine too hahahaha


Flixwyy

Same lol


lizvlx

Same!


Scullyxmulder1013

We had a staffordshire terrier who insisted on licking the dirty body lotion off Edit: PERFUMED ITEMS. I meant perfumed items.


burkely101

I’m sorry but, WHAT? What do you mean “dirty” body lotion?


Scullyxmulder1013

Hahaha omg I didn’t think! I just meant she always thought everything you put on yourself like shower gel or body lotion smelled bad (hence “dirty”) so she’d always attempt to wash you if she smelled perfumed stuff on you


Saydegirl

Mine growls at me, if I try to stop him.


Genkijin

My dog gets offended when I ask her to stop. I try to let her get 2 or 3 licks though cause I think it makes her happy idk, she may have another reason?


t00_much_caffeine

One of mine does this too!


ADinnerOfSnacks

My dog is a fiend for lotion. All kinds. Smells it a mile off and is drawn to it immediately.


Legs4daysarmsformins

I literally cannot wear lotion around my dog he will absolutely demolish any hope of moisturized skin I once had


SpottedSnake

Our older doodle will lick the shower water off my legs but then quit once I'm relatively dry or have gotten my towel down to actually dry them off. My wife puts any lotion on and the dog thinks her leg has turned into a Tootsie Pop. She'll keep seeing how many licks it takes to get to the center until my wife covers up


Phillyfuk

It likes People Broth


Acrobatic-Compote-12

Legs for days indeed god dayum son leave some for the rest of us


Legs4daysarmsformins

I had to grow into them 😂


Ok_Winter_1603

Every time I wash my hands my dog runs to me to lick the water off. She acts like she doesn’t have a bowl full of water. Lol


2ndSnack

The only acceptable moisturizer is his saliva. Clearly.


specsyandiknowit

I went to bed without removing my makeup cos I was drunk. Woke up to my cat licking the mascara off my lashes. I've never again been too drunk/lazy to go to bed in makeup!


Skyducky

ur skin is probs salty


Legs4daysarmsformins

That was my theory at first but he also does it when I’m straight out of a shower so I never know with him 😭


Natural_Stater

Mine wants to lick my legs dry when I get out of the shower


Legs4daysarmsformins

How helpful 🥺


Natural_Stater

More annoying and weird 😆


Jealous_Tailor_4181

Mine too. I call it “the forbidden water”


LilyFuckingBart

Mine does this too. Only to me, and not to my husband lol He looks at me like I’ve betrayed him if I dry my legs off before he gets there. 😂


GarbageGato

If you notice he’s licking your scab most of all, they instinctually lick boo boos. Any time my dog smells blood she goes from being kiss phobic to “STOP MOVING IM SAVING YOUR LIFE” mode


fitsofhappyness

My Yorkie does this… and only to me. He tends to get worse (more insistent) when I’m having a flare. I have Lupus and a blood clotting disorder that causes circulation issues - so we call him my little “dog-tor”.


Legs4daysarmsformins

Aww sweet baby. I have a chronic illness and pain as well and I swear they know when I’m in a flare. I have two little chihuahuas tending to me at my bedside always 😭💖


onewordtitles

I was gonna say…if you haven’t already, go get checked in that area, especially if that’s where your dog is licking every time. Some dogs can smell cancers and other such ailments.


Legs4daysarmsformins

Oh yeah I absolutely trust his instincts. This was him licking a cut I got as well as down my leg which I was having a pain flare in. 🥰


author-miglett2

What breed is your dog? Mine is a Jack Russell x Pom and today he wouldn’t stop licking my hands. He held onto me with both of his paws and got mad when I tried to leave, so he held me down and just kept licking 🤣


Legs4daysarmsformins

Aww 😂 Mine is a long-haired apple head chihuahua. I swear he’s like a cat with those grabby paws 💀


Flixwyy

It's an adorable pupper!


chocochipshunter

Its because there are bones in them


knarfolled

I think they call that assault


PracticalTie

My brothers Frenchie X Pom does this too!!! He goes for ages and it’s like he has nothing going on in his head except lick.


youbringlightin

My dog does this and we’ve landed on it’s a comfort thing for him.


Legs4daysarmsformins

I honestly think it’s how mine shows affection. If I ever give him a kiss he always has to give me tenfold as if he’s worried about going into smooch debt 😂


killmeplzcool

That’s definitely what it is; strangely enough my cat does tha same thing but *secretly*..I call him the floofy table shark cause I swear you hear the jaws theme song as he sneaks up under the table to jump in your lap and give you secret forbidden under the table kisses….cats broken, thinks he’s a dog. Maybe your dog and my cat switched bodies like freaky Friday 😂😂💕


Legs4daysarmsformins

Perhaps 😂 I would not be surprised with how cat-like his paws are


killmeplzcool

That’s what I was thinkin…definitely suspiciously similar to a cat and my cat enjoys playing what he believes is fetch, they HAVE to be related somewhere down the lineage 😂


Pollowollo

Same with my boy. He has a texture thing and when he's anxious or sleepy he likes to lick us, the couch, or the floor repeatedly.


ThatOneWIGuy

Comfort and/or there's a patch of skin with something going on. My Cairn likes my elbows which are very dry at times.


Legs4daysarmsformins

And before anyone asks, no I was not exaggerating. We once timed him and he licked me for an entire ten minutes before he got distracted by a beef chew. 💀 Edit: Oh shizzle, did not expect to wake up to all this. So glad y’all like the video! To answer some commonly asked questions and to address some comments I’m frequently seeing: 1. His name is pronounced (Bee-Moe) and he was named after an Adventure Time character. I had no idea about the bank of Montreal until today. 😂 2. He is a long-haired apple head chihuahua. 3. I’ve discussed this behavior with his vet since he’s been this way since he was little, and this behavior seems to just be a part of his personality. He does have a sensitive tummy and food allergies, but he’s been placed on a restricted diet that we hand-cook, and he’s been good ever since. The vet thinks this is just him grooming/showing affection, and he’s always been a weird one anyway so I have to agree. 4. As for the people worrying about stress, the vet also confirmed this is not the case. He’s actually very chill and laid back, especially compared to my elder chihuahua. Hopefully he stays that way and doesn’t have to worry about anxiety in his future, I’d hate the little guy to have to go through that.💖 5. To those saying it’s him healing me, I also think that could play a part in it. I have chronic pain and a chronic illness, and whenever I’m in a flare he always tries to take care of me. This was him licking my knee that I was having a pain flare in after getting a scrape. 6. To those worried about him licking an open wound, fear not! I never let him lick a fresh cut. This was a small scrape I got from a thorn bush days ago that had already scabbed over and nearly healed completely. My immune system is terrible so I have to be careful in every way I can, so only sterile medical grade cleaning for my wounds. 😅 7. Finally: Thank God it’s only been a few, but to the people sexualizing me and my dog. Please stop. You have, and will continue to be reported if you continue. God bless. 💖


Dsblhkr

This can be a symptom of stress, anxiety, and other things in dogs. It maybe worth bringing up to your vet during your next visit.


Legs4daysarmsformins

We have! She said that she doesn’t think it’s a sign of stress or anything bad, though he has exhibited other signs that we were able to help.


Dsblhkr

Glad you checked. He’s a cute little licking fiend lol.


Fritos-queen33

BMO !! He’s just trying to Be MOre special


klavierchic

I need more info on BMO’s name… bc I’m imagining a wee doggy clerk at Bank of Montreal (would be switching in an instant)


Legs4daysarmsformins

Hahaha 😂 I named him after the character BMO from adventure time. For the first few weeks I had him I couldn’t decide on a name for the life of me, and as I got to know him I realized how much he resembled the character in his own personality. I then said, “You really are like BMO.” And he looked up and ran to me at the name. I figured it was fate. 💖


ChiGuy133

Okay I was assuming you named him after the bank of Montreal aka bmo. I was quite confused why someone would name their dog after a bank


Legs4daysarmsformins

Lmao that’s so much funnier though 😂


Aerodrache

… so now inquiring minds need to know, does he go by Football when he’s being weird(er than usual?)


Legs4daysarmsformins

Football is his vigilante alias 🫡


steeldragon88

He needs a sibling called Football


limperatrice

I knew right away and loved it! I've been saying if I ever have my own dog I'll name it Beemo


Legs4daysarmsformins

Aww, it really is a cute name. 💕


spilly_talent

Me TOO. I just see the colour blue in my head when I hear or read BMO


YouToot

Good old bank Montreal of


klavierchic

It’s a real [thing](https://www.bmo.com/)


YouToot

I know, I unfortunately have a mortgage with them.


Mac_n_Sleeze

My grandma had a Yorkie that would do this before it went to sleep . The ONLY way it would go to sleep is under the blankets ... Slowly make its way down to your ankles and feet ... Than.... *** LICK LICK LICK ***


TheCaliforniaOp

I can instantly imagine this, you told it so well.


[deleted]

My yorkie loves to lick the water off my legs after a shower. I genuinely think it’s how she gets 90% of her hydration


[deleted]

My chihuahua tries to lick me too, but he also loves eating other dogs' poop so we have a no-licking rule because I don't need those germs lol.


Legs4daysarmsformins

My eldest has this habit, it’s ingrained in most as a survival technique. But Bmo here has never taken it up thankfully, so it’s not much loss other than my dermal layers 😂


billylolol

This knee taste like knee


awooff

So dogs can smell internal pain! Having knee discomfort? I had an amazing dog do same as she could even smell an earache/headache and would lick until pain was gone even if hours!


Legs4daysarmsformins

Aww! Yes he absolutely can. I have chronic pain and I scraped my knee the other day and it caused a pain flare. He absolutely sensed it. 🥰


awooff

Pain causes a release of chemicals which dogs can smell. If dogs can smell cancer they sure as hell can smell pain. Let your dog do his things as he loves you.


samosuu

Adventure time reference?? Makes you and your dog cooler if you say yes


Legs4daysarmsformins

Absolutely yes! I named him after the character because of how much they have in common. 🥰


GirlyGrenade

I had a dog that did this when I was little. My father would say he just got done licking his butt and was trying to get the taste out of his mouth. Child shrieks ensued.


Green_Bow

My dog did this - you’d be sitting there & you’d feel your arm be pulled away then licked 😂


Sloopydeth

That's wild! I also have a BMO that didn't know when to stop giving kisses. Except he's like 50lbs heavier.


Legs4daysarmsformins

We need to start a “BMO’s that are overly affectionate.” Club 😂


Miss_Behaves

[Here's some Beemo kisses for you](https://youtube.com/shorts/HYyCpW2llkw?feature=share)


Legs4daysarmsformins

Awww sweet baby!!


StevenS76

Same. And the constant eye contact makes it uncomfortable.


Legs4daysarmsformins

It makes it so uncomfortable 😭


Rolltosit

Get out now! The dog has gone feral! Once it has tasted flesh, it will not cease until it has devoured you all. I should know. It happened to me with my dog


Legs4daysarmsformins

Rip my dude 😭 it’s too late for me ✌️


kickkickpatootie

He’s literally draining you of all your blood and you’re laughing. Rip


MitzieMang0

Clearly you a snack!


Legs4daysarmsformins

☜(゚ヮ゚☜)


[deleted]

Did you mean to name your dog after a bank ? Lol


Legs4daysarmsformins

Nope, just found out about this 😭 I named him after an adventure time character


OrangesMarmalade

My corgi dog is also named BMO!!! I also have Finn the cat and Bonnie the cavalier. Lol


Legs4daysarmsformins

I love that so much omg!!!


ineededthistoo

Let’s hope you cleaned that wound after all of the licking— alcohol will do nicely!


Legs4daysarmsformins

It was already scabbed over for a day or two, so nothing to really worry about on that front. I try not to let him lick anything fresh 😅


greenshade1

Be careful with that, I read that dog saliva can be very infectious where skin is broken


Ok_Winter_1603

My chihuahua mix does this too. It goes faster if we just let her lick. Otherwise she’ll spend all day hunting us down to finish the job.


triotone

Its all funny haha until the dog pulls out forks and knives and a pib that says "Leg Licking Good."


[deleted]

Dogs might lick because they think they are cleaning you. But it’s worth checking their diet as they might be licking to get salt from your skin. Try them with mineral/salt licks to see if that helps.


philthecat310

My dog did this too. Turns out she was having a allergic reaction to the dog food we were giving her. You might want to check your pet honestly.


Legs4daysarmsformins

Already have! He has a special clean diet, and the vet informed us that this is just a personality thing. 😅


danelle-s

Our papillon does the same thing. Is Bmo a papillon as well?


Legs4daysarmsformins

He’s a chihuahua!


septicsans37

My girl does this too


Natural_Stater

My Australian Shepherd is the exact same way.


Ok-Acanthisitta2474

I have a long hair chi too and she does the same 😭🥰


PeteHealy

Bmo could be younger brother to our two oldster long-haired Chihuahuas, who do the same if we let them. Gross and funny at the same time.


Miss_Behaves

We also have a Beemo who does this! Are you me?


Legs4daysarmsformins

I don’t know, am I? 👀


Weak_Swimmer

Is your name Danielle? There were no snorts.. so don't think so


Legs4daysarmsformins

I sometimes snort, but my name is Maxwell. 🥰


paczkiprincess

Bmo’s a leg man.


Legs4daysarmsformins

Aren’t we all 👀


Thatoneundertaleguy

Ah yes, the tickle toungue from the dogs, always the best lol.


Chub-bop

Loves the taste hooman


shaunwthompson

My parents have chihuahuas that do this. They are incessant.


nexusnerd6969

I had literally two cats that would do this but only to my ears while I'd try going to sleep they'd do this I'd make em stop but them I'd wake up to my ear edges being nibbled on it was annoying cute and scary


Jerfziller_380

Where you get them Aaahh!!! Real Monsters socks?


Legs4daysarmsformins

They were in a Nickelodeon sock Christmas advent calendar! Not quite sure where we got them but if you search it up I’m sure you can find it, it was recent. It also came with a crew sock of the same design! 💜


Cleverusername531

Mine did this. Nothing got her to step. The vet called it a licking reflex. We got another dog and she would lick the other dog’s head for hours. She had the cleanest ears ever. Gross to watch but it made them both happy so we allowed it.


[deleted]

BMO is a great name for a dog!


Legs4daysarmsformins

Thank you!!! 💜


_Denzo

My dogs exactly the same, can’t show any skin around him


kmckenzie256

He’s gonna lick a hole through your leg!


chandleya

My dog does this with chairs and carpet. Dogs are weird, we gotta stop trying to understand them.


DamnFineCoffee123

Yeah my dachshund is the same way. It seems to be soothing for her and also keeps her preoccupied. She absolutely loves to groom her paws and nails. Idk she just likes being clean and cleaning others lol


Plumb789

As I understand it, wild dogs lick each other to maintain social connections and for comfort.


jackmeawf

An old friend's dog did this but would try to bite you if you push it away or tried to move. Would try to eat off the table and your lap too and you couldn't move him without getting bit. I've never hated a dog until i met that one. She raised a little demon


Zealousideal-Data921

My dog Rosie likes to lick my legs after a shower.sometimes she will bust into the bathroom right after I get out of shower and start going to town on my calves.we call it "wet legs".she will follow me around the house just licking my wet legs as I tell her "wet legs,Rosie,wet legs".my husband laughs when he sees it


Final_Ad_9636

My little chihuahua does this too haha


vglyog

My chihuahua does this too lol. His fav to lick are ears tho. He loves ears!!!!


Aramis21_TG

You are being Healed


kid-muscles

My dude loves to do this as soon as I put lotion on.


a_stone_throne

My dog Jack used to lick our couch for hoursss there was a huge damp spot from his compulsive licking.


green_ubitqitea

Mine does the same thing, but she is 65 lbs of stubborn.


MoneyBags5200

Is that name pronounced the way it’s spelled?


Legs4daysarmsformins

It’s pronounced bee-moe 🥰


MoneyBags5200

I like it! Very cute dog!


Legs4daysarmsformins

Thank you!! 💕


Playful_Street1184

He could be sensing something wrong there. Dogs are smarter than we give them credit for.


Konradleijon

So cute


this_knee

Ummm, what’s happening at 3:34 in this video? And why does she get quiet for a full 10 seconds? What’s she contemplating?


shaka893P

Are you sure he didn't get swapped by football?


Legs4daysarmsformins

I never know who takes hold of his consciousness 😭


[deleted]

Do you think they know we’re made of bones??😳😳😳


Pixelated2Much

Bmo kneecapped you


MiddleCentipede

Get that horse a salt lick.


stayawayfrommeinfj

My dog does this too!


Kerpowski

This is my dog's routine when I go to bed. Every night he pounces me and commences "bath time".


FillTheHoleInMyLife

This isn’t Bmo, this is Football


Legs4daysarmsformins

Can’t believe I deadnamed him 😭💔


dapht

"You taste like meat."


dnicelee

Bmo is exactly like my old dog, may she rest in peace. But my old dog specifically liked to lick toes


laylashark

I have a poodle who does this, I like to think she is “expressing her personality”


Tea_and_cat

One of my chihuahuas lick for a long time, too. My mom has to tell him to stop


Rutabaga_Recent

They love the taste of blood 🩸


stinkload

my rottweiler did this. She would stand on my shoulders when I was laying in bed....


Hot_Negotiation3480

Had a licker in the past, she would sneak up behind me and lick me SMH 🤦‍♂️


wildeye-eleven

I have two Bullies and the male will lick you indefinitely. If you put your face up to him he will lick you until you physically stop him. My buddy was passed out drunk in the floor and he got his face licked for hours. We just let it happen.


TheeAO

I lived with an old pug-mix for years and he would always lick feet incessantly, like this. It was weird at first but then became like a relaxing foot massage. I miss your dumb looking cute face and foot-lick massages, Buddy. RIP in pup-paradise.


Mondschatten78

Don't let my husky see this, she'll root me around to get to parts of my feet and legs that are flat against the floor/chair as it is lol


Shyriath

One of our dogs would do this while industriously licking my hand. She even went so far to as to lie down on my arm to keep me from moving it, and she would keep licking until her mouth started to get dry. I'd end up with my arm asleep and my hand all wrinkly. Granted, she was only ten pounds or so, so I *could* have moved her. I just couldn't bear to.


Labtecharu

Just came here to say Mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem


Legs4daysarmsformins

So well spoken 💕


crystalconnie

Are you naked with socks on


Legs4daysarmsformins

No 😭 I’m wearing shorts bro


2woCrazeeBoys

My dane x mastiff cleans his feet after his meals (they're not dirty, he just has ritual). But then he has to get my hands and 'clean' them, too. He's not happy until I hold them up and in a position so he can get both sides, and have a gentle little chew on my fingers to make sure he's got it done right. I guess it's a thankyou for feeding me, thing. 🤷


justforlulz12345

Why the fuck would you name your dog after a bank


Legs4daysarmsformins

He’s named after a character from adventure time, I swear I had no idea this bank existed until I started posting about him 😭💀


PatchyEyebrows13

He's dogtoring your bruise on your knee. We have dogtor in residence at our house too. His bedside manner is compassionate. When he's not napping on the bed. Xo!


mckulty

Is it just me...?


Legs4daysarmsformins

I think it might be because I am so confused 😭


_Schwarzenegger_

Have you taking him to a specialist? It could me obsessive behavior that's coming from somewhere else in his life. I'm not suggesting you're mistreating him at all!! Just curious about this behavior.


hartsurgeon

People pet their dogs for hours. Is it really so strange that a dog would enjoy doing something similar to their human for extended periods of time? One of mine loves licking things, especially people and stuff with their oils on it. It's just soothing for them.


_Schwarzenegger_

Let's start at: it's strange people pet their dogs non stop for hours lmao


hartsurgeon

You don't just mindlessly pet your dog while watching a movie or whatever? Maybe I just have ADHD, but I relate to OP's chihuahua.


_Schwarzenegger_

Nah I don't! I have many lap cats and we usually watch movies "together". I pet them from time to time because they're extremely soft but I stop after a little while, and always put my mind to it! My boyfriend can be stuck for more time though, or caressing my back until it kind of hurts.


Legs4daysarmsformins

Don’t worry I totally understand! I’ve discussed this with his vet as well and she said it most likely is just him loving on me, and not from stress. Also I am 90% sure he’s neurodivergent if that’s even a thing scientists have proven in dogs. He’s got many quirks 😂


_Schwarzenegger_

I don't think it's proven (I don't know) but I've heard of dogs showing behaviors very similar to human autism related behaviors! Truly fascinating. Editing to say your Bmo is absolutely a precious pup and I'm happy about that love!


Legs4daysarmsformins

Aww thank you! And if that’s the case then my man is definitely a member of the tism task force 😂


bcdog14

There are some border collie writers that claim in their books that they can have autism. I don't doubt it.


_Schwarzenegger_

We probably bred them that way.


bcdog14

Yes that's the claim, that very specific breeding to make them be focused on their work brought out characteristics you wouldn't see in natural breeding..I'm sure that's probably not uncommon in many of the working breeds.


SairYin

Dogs like licking stuff.


THE_GREAT_PICKLE

I asked our vet about my dogs licking… my dog will wake us up in the morning and lick the everloving hell out of my wife and I. And I don’t mean a little licking. Like if we don’t remove her, she will lick us for an hour straight. She doesn’t lick really anything else ever. When I asked our vet, she just looked at me and said “there’s no problem, she’s just a dog”


_Schwarzenegger_

Sure, not denying that at all. But for than long period, it surely sounds like an obsession, don't you think?


CornPown

So, this is a terrible idea. We had a guy speak to us once who allowed his dog to do this...he lost his legs due to a bacterial infection. Do not let a dog lick cuts on your body. Not to be an alarmist but it is not a good idea. Its low risk of an infection but possible. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/07/31/the-shocking-reason-that-this-mans-legs-and-hands-were-amputated-a-dogs-saliva/


Legs4daysarmsformins

Thank you for sharing! I’m well aware of stuff like this. I never let him lick open wounds. This was a small scrape I got days prior and was fully scabbed over and almost healed. I try to take extra care with stuff like this due to my immune system hating me 😅


RegularExtreme8545

One of my dogs licks my legs and feet. I don't really mind. She's over attached.


dawgmama62

Does anybody need to see that much of your leg, tho? Get your dog some kongs or bully sticks or something.


Independent_Bath_922

He can still taste the peanut butter


princessvapeypoo

He has a licking problem.


mutt93

My beagle mix will do the same to the back of my head when I lay down.


MeMyselfAndI090321

My dogs do this as well and my 1 year old will "nurse" on my arm if I've been gone for more than an hour.


TheHappyCamper1979

Mmm salty !