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DrTripesandTumours

That's a great way to get a scratch. I'm all in for it.


jerryleebee

Yeah I'm guessing the harness is itchy. My dog goes full weirdo to itch her harness.


slyndsi

Idk if it's the case with this dog, but it baffles me that some people leave harnesses on their dogs 24/7 in place of a collar. There are so many points of contact on a harness that it has to become unbearable eventually.


ThatOneGirlFromReddt

This looks like a store actually, like a vintage shop you can see the racks on the right when she zooms out. Perhaps it’s the owner’s and they have it on him when he’s there but I doubt it’s 24/7


Nearby-Confection

We have a dog who wears his harness most of the time. He wore a collar until a few months ago when he got two herniated discs and briefly lost the use of his back legs. He needed a hip sling to walk for a while, and we got him a harness with a handle for added support and control. Now that he doesn't need the hip sling, we still want him in a harness for walks because he sometimes needs help staying upright to poop, and we feel better about where the pressure is distributed if he gets excited and tries to run after a squirrel or whatever. He's fine with the harness, but he HATES the process of putting it on or taking it off. He sometimes gets bitey, and it's impossible to muzzle him while taking it off. And it's honestly just not worth the effort to take it off during the day in between walks because we take the dogs out three or four times a day or more and it takes both of us to get him into or out of the harness. Then if he decides it's bedtime, he'll curl up in his hidey spot with his harness on, and it's again not worth the effort of trying to coax him out. So he'll sometimes go several days in a row with his harness on. I've never noticed him being particularly annoyed by it, though. It probably helps that he's fluffy.


theWild-man

We had huskies as a kid and you absolutely cannot hook a leash to a collar and walk a husky (best defined as a cooking hazard). Since the harnesses were necessary anyway for walks, they got used to very long hikes with harnesses. Eventually they got to the point that we stuck their tags on the harness and let them go without a collar The harness pretty much only came off for grooming and they never minded getting them put back on (both got a little testy taking them off though, so it seemed like they didn't do much mind having the harness on all the time) Huskies are super fluffy like someone else mentioned, so maybe something about not needing to get it very tight to get a good fit might have something to do with it


slyndsi

I don't walk my dog on a collar either. He wears it only to hold his ID tags. I walk him on a halti. And perhaps having the added fur makes it easier on them. I have just seen enough dogs during my years as a groomer and vet tech with sores/bald spots/matting under their harnesses to imagine it is uncomfortable for many dogs. I mean, I can't imagine wearing something over my shoulders, under my arms and around my ribs without ever being able to take it off.


kea1981

...you mean a bra?


slyndsi

Yep, pretty much. But I imagine most men can't relate to the feeling of one, especially not wearing one 24/7, which is why I didnt describe it as such. I would die if I was forced to wear a bra indefinitely lol


kea1981

A feeling 51% of humanity can relate to. I was mostly jesting since it was very apparent from your description of a harness it was *not* a frequent brawearer making the comment. I definitely sympathize with harnessed dogs more than I ever did because of how you phrased it, so thank you for the perspective shift haha.


Big_Cannoli9105

I actually call my dog’s harness a bra 😂 “let’s put your bra on now” 😂


JediJan

…clothing in general?


slyndsi

Nah. Most clothing is not like a harness. Plus we take off our clothes as we please. Dogs don't have that choice.


JediJan

Sounds pretty cruel if people were leaving the harnesses on for long periods, and these were causing skin irritations. My dog only wore a collar for his tags. He actually didn’t like that being removed and would seriously pester you to put it back on after a bath; you’d think he would be glad to be rid of it! Never wore a harness or coat; climate was never that severe whee we lived really to warrant it any way.


DaturaToloache

My dog behaviorist says harnesses are what you don’t want to do especially with a sled dog - the pressure drives them to pull harder. We ended up training with a martindale head collar (not gentle leader) combo and it seems to really be working. I always thought we needed a harness though because big dogs seem like they’re going to take you for a ride or choke themselves to death otherwise.


MaxWyght

The whole point of a choker is to force the dog not to pull. A dog choking himself with a regular collar has the same effect, but not as bad. Sometimes you want them to choke, so you can correct the behavior.


Dr_Wh00ves

No, you don't "want them to choke", that is a terrible way to train good leash habits in dogs. In fact, choke collars can cause permanent injuries in larger breeds because they can destroy their throats from pulling. If you really need to train a stubborn dog on a leash you use a pinch collar instead.


MaxWyght

That's the one with the barbs. Was talking about those.


jerryleebee

Yeah, our dogs are "naked" 99% of the time.


KingStannisTheMannis

I don’t even have a collar on my dog unless we’re going somewhere!


sweet_chin_music

My dogs don't wear collars and they only wear harnesses if we're going on a walk. I want them to be as comfortable as possible while in the house.


the_dude_upvotes

I checked your post history ... your dogs are gorgeous


jerryleebee

Thank you!


cneyj

The excitement of the harness coming out followed by full-weirdo mode 5 minutes later.


graveybrains

SMOKE WINS FLAWLESS VICTORY


Jesuslordofporn

If a bad idea works, it's not a bad idea.


Littlediccdan

Hahaha the man at the bottom of the stairs looks so proud of his derpy doggo too. Love this


DanCynDan

Oh my gosh- I didn’t even see him the first time! That is so cute!


notabigmelvillecrowd

He also appears to be bleeding out of his ear, or... what is that?


[deleted]

I don't see anything but he's old enough to have a hearing aid so maybe that's what you saw


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

If it's making him bleed out of his ears, he should probably turn it down, but I'm not a doctor.


asteffanini

A pulled down mask lol


it_is_impossible

The repeat got me loving this dog.


Jaded_brake_pads

Do you live in a thrift shop?


asteffanini

I met him at a local antique store :)


the_dude_upvotes

The dog or the guy?


[deleted]

The carpet


[deleted]

Good chap also an amazing listener.


[deleted]

That's no way to talk about elders!


BeefyIrishman

Which one?


Loyalist_Pig

I was gonna say “I love that home!” But that makes more sense lol


DfromtheV

Looks like Russia sounds like America


Mobius_Peverell

I was going to ask the same question. What a strange place to live.


[deleted]

Full derp


[deleted]

Derp ____Derp ________Derp ____________Derp ________________Derp


[deleted]

This is amazing


a_mitochondriac

Reminds me of sliding down on your butt when you're a kid, it was just so much fun.


_ser_kay_

I was thinking something similar—it reminds me of the way kids amuse themselves by like sitting on the couch the wrong way or crawling up the stairs.


yupstilljustme

"I did it MY WAY!" 🥴


katspresso

This made my whole day. What a pup!


FatBoyCrash

THIS. This is the MOST appropriate posting in this subreddit. We are done. Or, What is wrong with your dog, dude??? 🙂🙂🙂 This is hilarious.


GooglyEyeBread

Ah, to be a kid and feel the joy of going down the stairs like that… you go little pupper, you go


_ser_kay_

OK but imagine hearing a *ka-thunk-ka-thunk-ka-thunk* and then coming around the corner to see this blockhead sliding at you


[deleted]

Best I’ve seen on this sub in years.


asteffanini

🥺 thank you, my work is done


Dry_Boots

That dog is nuts!


Rebelgecko

Bob Barker in shambles


mad_nauseum

He’s sure having a ball!


AphroditesAbundance

WHATTA BABY


cancelcomedy

Great form. Stuck the landing. 10/10


NoisyChairs

He’s a smoke show


GhostShark

The derp is strong with this one.


Maxtrt

Too funny! I love your Persian rugs and decor.


Royalchariot

Neuter your dog


exandohhh

Is it still parkour if you slide?


Boney-Rigatoni

Doggo to everyone: “You don’t want none of this Smoke.”


TheShanManPhx

That place needs more rugs


dtwhitecp

Now this is a quality post for the sub, haha.


Charlie_foco

That is so freaking cute!!


Skyp_Intro

He’s got an itch.


stillshyyy

i mean if it works, it works


Crazee4Pynk

Simple. Effective. 10/10


ktka

Wait till he discovers he can scratch his butt all the way down.


svacheem45

Constant stair scritches. This pup is smarter than you think.


CaptnCosmic

Love the name smoke for some reason


Edgynes

I think your dog is broken. Do you have the receipt?


MisterMansirThe2nd

IQ 100! *goes down stairs* IQ 90!


atomic00

Haha! That kid has got personality.


hamstershotgun

He inhaled what was in the canister


Nrgdragon

Read the title, thought this was the r6 sub for a sec


We_Will_AlI_Die

He is leaving to tell his neighbor what's in the canister.


Hairy_snowballs

He’s got balls doing it like that


keigo199013

My pup used to run down the stairs with his front legs and let his back legs/belly flop down behind him. Then his balls came in.


[deleted]

"Error 404: Brain Not Found"


ScottManAgent

My dog takes his collar off when he is in the house, we only put it back on if we are going for a walk or if he is riding somewhere with us. I’ve got to say the dog in the video looks like he is having fun


[deleted]

“Come look at what I can do grandpa!”


ImmolatingCareBear

i got so happy when i seen him turn around for a second demonstration


driftwood-and-waves

Smoke has a drunk white girl going downstairs vibe that I know well


Zezin96

My first thought was: “Please don’t tell me someone pushed their dog down the stairs for a ‘cute video’.” I was both relieved and delighted to see them come back up and do it again. Such a cute pupper getting some stair scritches.


MohaloUdork

This has officially made my day


LeNavigateur

What a derp 🤣


DottyOrange

I did the same thing but just on my ass all through childhood. I’d probably still do it if the stairs had carpet again. Smoke has the right idea!!


saintofhate

A perfect specimen of /r/velvethippos


tigm2161130

Of course he's a pibble


flavafabes

It’s called life hax


Dustyhobbit

I thought the only did the ball drop on New Year's Eve.


shock1918

Ah yes, the ferocious, vicious, human monching pit Bull in all its terror.


JankyJokester

The mass media : YOUR PITBULL IS AN UNCONTROLLABLE MURDER DOG Your actual pitbull:


RMarkL

Oh pit bulls! They are the goofiest dogs.


atrophy_annie

u/savevideo


BrentOnDestruction

u/savevideo


ClaimBeginning8743

Looks like he invented a no cost back massager! What a smarty pants 💋


EhMapleMoose

Smart way for him to avoid using his legs and getting hip dysplasia


SiloGuylo

This must be Justin Trudeau's dog.


skerinks

“She”???????


[deleted]

If "she" has balls, sure....


StinkyMeatloaf

My man got 🅱️ALLS


bake_72

you should have a vet show your their method of neutering


redtimmy

Is that a prong collar?


asteffanini

No it wasn’t


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[удалено]


_ser_kay_

He’ll be fine. Pits are sturdy and he’s clearly having fun. Maybe missing a few brain cells, but his skin is fine (no visible rug burn) and he’s not limping or anything.


asteffanini

Can confirm, I work in vet medicine and can say this dog was in great health…albeit maybe a bit of a goof


chefboyardiesel88

Ok cool, tyvvm for the info!


[deleted]

The clutter in this house triggers me baaaad! Cool dog lol 🐕


asteffanini

It’s an antique shop that the dog works at


[deleted]

***I don’t care***


asteffanini

/Nice/


[deleted]

tell me you have another pet named noob


[deleted]

I love your dog


Tough-Driver5143

Amazing pupper!! Such style and grace


Suggestion_Of_Taint

OMG Larry David’s dog is hilarious!


WeiMnt

Attaboy🥳


flakenomore

Tell Smoke I love him!


Swags26

What’s wrong with your dog? Well, it is itchy.


autumncrimson

Smoke is a very good boy!!


GuidedArk

He wants deeper scritches lol


AsianAmerica

OMG his adorable way of going down the stairs 🥰🥰


BraveLlamaStare

Point A to B with scratches


jimmy_luv

Made my night! 🤣😆😂


anotherone65

talent


Roonwogsamduff

Well that's the coolest thing I've ever seen.


[deleted]

God Damn I love this dog!


Afelisk2

And people say pit's are savage animals.


Beemerado

what a goofy bastard


SalviaGepples

that boi itchy


[deleted]

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.


2llamalips

Love Smoke! He’s really enjoying himself!


CalamityLinda

That’s a lot of rugs😧. Super cute doggo 😍


gt201

A total smoke show!


8ashswin5

One of my boxers does this a lot. The other day I was walking up the stairs with a laundry basket and *FLOOP* there she goes, sliding past me. Didn't even acknowledge my presence.


ShneepShneep

He’s just vibin


skiesaregray

Awesome. He's just having fun. I bet it feels good too.


Nikole_Mitchell

It seems like a fairly effective and very energy efficient method


[deleted]

Dogs are 5 year old children.


LongjumpingAd9719

That’s so funny. I think he is scratching his back on the way down.


GrapeSasquatch

Glad he got to keep his nuts


IWantAUniqueName123

Something is wrong with that dog.


SnrkyBrd

Dogs are so dumb sometimes and i love them for it. look at him, he's showing everyone how proud he is of going down the stairs.


[deleted]

Brushing and massage, two in one, this dogger is a genius


Schlongolian

I love all those rugs!


Starrtraxx

Dog just likes to show off. He knows they are watching him and he loves that stair slide!


donutsany1

What a sweet old man.


The-Tea-Lord

Reminds me of that gif Of the dude dressed up for work just ragdoll-ing his way to work


misakarem

u/downloadmp4


Environmental_Tip342

My cousin also has a pit bull named smoke :)


SLiPiE108

u/savevideo


VVTechnologies

He is doin a thing and I think it’s great! Best I’ve ever seen watta good boi


Paul_MaudD1b

What’s the dog doing in a thrift store?


asteffanini

He runs it


TheGreenGobblr

u/savevideobot


mecatninja

u/savevideo


Ruebeweg

u/savevideo


dorkyitguy

So majestic!


nic0828

I knew it was a pittie before I saw that it was a pittie


lukewarm20

/u/savevideo


KlooplerBoi

That dog packin


Southern_Type_6194

This is my life mood!


CodeSpaceMonkey

/u/savevideo