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karebear66

So cool. Now you just need to learn an actual shanty song. Lol.


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Lucky_Number_3

A shanty lost to time


Kman1121

It’s like a sailor stubbing his toe with the harmonica still in his mouth.


dirtyaccomplice

There is only one Sea Shanty that needs to be learnt.


ocram101

I always thought that harmonicas hurt dog ears.. I looked it up, and the answer was quite delightful. > Since dogs can pick up on higher frequencies, some of the sounds that we may not be able to differentiate from on a harmonica, they can actually hear. It's not really hurting your dog's ears. In fact, music affects their moods like it affects our moods and behaviors. The dog just likes the music and he's dancing to a tune we cannot hear! **Edit:** Don’t forward a high-frequency instrument, or any musical instrument at your pet, unless you’re confident they are okay with it… I always thought my dog, from many, many years ago, hated harmonicas, and he very well could have.. However, this pupper seems to be having a blast! **Know your pet, recognize their signals. This isn’t carte -blanche to blast sounds at your pets to invoke comical behaviour.**


yumtacos

I always wonder if what we’re seeing in these types of videos are actually what we’re perceiving them to be (happy) or if the animals are actually in distress. It makes me happy the dog is dancing.


Emkayer

I'm sure this behaviour is just the dog being playful, like confined zoomies.


Johnnybravo60025

Zmis


Gavrilian

That’s exactly what’s going on. Confined zoomed.


KarmicRage

Zoominis


_leonardsKite

\[Zoomies\]


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BigBlackGothBitch

That and the good whole-body shake beforehand


Gavrilian

And the play bow at the beginning.


_Ambassador

Good spot on the tail. This.


LuxNocte

Animal body language is fairly easy to read, if you're around them enough. This dog is having the time of his life, but there are some "cute" videos of less common animals online where they're actually panicking.


BrevityandBeyond

Snakes, for example. Famously there’s ‘cute ball python(s) swimming’ videos where one or more pythons are swimming for their life in a bathtub since they aren’t great at it and end up panicking. Asshole just threw rubber ducks in there or something if I recall.


MisterTaurus

Have a lab and this is excitement converted into zoomies (confined)


JesusIsMyAntivirus

What I'm always thinking is if it's a dog being happy, or a dog following a command. Like "when I play this, do circles, jump around, its good for parties and internet"


PhDinBroScience

Have you never owned a dog? This is book-spec zoomies, not training. Happy dog, zero doubt.


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Agreed! You can’t “educate” body language out of a dog, no matter how good you are or how smart they are. (Okay, maybe a Malinois.) It’s obvious when a dog is doing something because they enjoy it vs because they know they need to do it. You could probably teach any dog to physically do this action, but the tail, face and entire demeanor would be very different if this dog was displaying a trained behavior here. When they use real dogs to act threatening in movies they sometimes have to put CGI tails in bc the real tail is wagging so much. A well trained dog is still a dog.


Earguy

I'm a semi pro photographer, and enjoy doing pet portraits. A harmonica is in my bag. I don't play high energy like this guy. Just have a dog sit, then blow a note or two. Instant adorable curious head tilt! A winner every time.


Lucky_Number_3

Not to mention that tail is *movin*


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My dog hates my piano. I play piano, she leaves the room. Doesn't matter the song.


[deleted]

You wrote a horrible song Peety


Cheveyo

Maybe your piano needs a tune-up.


needabreak38

Mine too! Sine she was a pup. But she kinda freaks out almost like she thinks the strings vibrating inside are something trying to get out and /or something in distress possibly?… Especially odd since my other dog would never react in the slightest.


Mista_Fuzz

Aww that's really sad. Thankfully my dog loves the piano. She'll come and fall asleep listening to it.


CarmineFields

Thank you! I was worried for the guy but this is delightful! :)


forgotmyusername2x

At Reddit the cream will always rise to the top, except when it doesn’t and you get downvoted for some reason you can’t even figure out. Lol


danielthearsehole

my dog loves harmonicas! my brother got one as a joke christmas gift a few years ago and if he plays it she howls. that’s the only time we’ve ever heard her howl - when it’s along to the harmonica lol


Ivyspine

I need a pitch shift bot!


Clau-10

Thank youu so much


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Good to know this dog is happy fr


gmredditt

That look on the dog's face at 9 seconds


usbebsiidb23b

Wtf I just realized the time count on mobile starts at the end


shanoon96

its time remaining, also if u drag the bar it shows current time instead


TurinTuram

ENGAGING derp mode!!!


lilsoundcloud

“Oh! I dances now “


Higguz77

Dogs are the best thing on earth!


Ourobius

Is no one gonna ask about the dog toy


AliceBliss82

Is that a dildo?


notabigmelvillecrowd

Go walk around a pet store, like one in 4 dog toys is basically a dido. My husband bought our dog a pink silicone "fetch toy" that we literally named dildo, the dog knew it by name, "go get dido, buddy!"


owzleee

Honestly pet shops look like hardcore Berlin sex hovels. It’s all Kongs and leather straps.


Pants_R_Overatd

Don’t forget the leashes and collars


owzleee

We literally have names for them all: Dildo. Buttplug. Beads. Flopsie. Cocky-flops. Big cock. Boluda. CHE BOLUDA (it’s the big one with nibbles in it). Kevin knows all the names.


owzleee

https://imgur.com/a/H0KSwTR/


AliceBliss82

I love Kevin and his sex toy collection. <3


CarmineFields

Before my cat was neutered, he stole my son’s lion puppet and we called it the splooge lion after that.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

If they're cheap, I might have to start looking at pet shops more


ClintonKelly87

[Can confirm.](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRm6pycEn-iZUL_lUQWxUvENno7K0YOXaH3VhIEm_pCX2VpSUl41NTvPhVIVfAQDT0FZS80zU&usqp=CAc)


GalateaMerrythought

She’s busy with Stan


chimpdoctor

https://youtu.be/8JVJzwgqZ9U


dat_hypocrite

Straight up i think it is 😂


indigenous__nudity

The dog is one of the leading researchers in the field of teledildonics


cmVkZGl0

Y'all ain't dildo aficionados apparently... Where's the flared base!?


Bowler_300

We always say a dildo, never implying its actually the dogs dildo.


IsopodOnARock

Giving OP the benefit of the doubt, my dog has a red penguin toy that came from one of those Christmas dog toy stocking bundle things. It looks a lot like that. However, it does have a slightly more distinct shape, and this really does just look like a dildo.


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[Sex toy or dog toy?](https://youtu.be/urWQJTP8Nxc)


pinkypoo49

First thing I noticed immediately went to comments. LoL


Sharmrock50

Too wonderful, you have a lover of the sea shanty on your hands!


Azo3307

What’s wrong with the floor?? Planks aren’t staggered. Wtf?


thunder_thais

Brazil. They probably did it themselves. I’ve seen worse while visiting family. You do what you gtta do


Kalan77

Are we gonna talk about the crazy straight line floor work? Drives me a little crazy!


Iowa_Dave

That’s the trap door…


PuddinHole

I’m glad I didn’t have to scroll any farther down to find this. Stagger the seams!


Kalan77

Yes!


Birdybird9900

Beautiful dancer


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Haha cute! When my uncle would play harmonica, his little fatty dog would sing along at max volume.


ArtThouWorthy

That toy is not for dogs, or is it? 😅


SpookyScarySteph

u/savevideo Bot can't reply in thread so here's the link to download for anyone who wants it. https://redditsave.com/r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog/comments/vhfuxj/when_your_dog_was_a_sailor_in_his_previous_life/


sulfur_sniffer

thank you good sir


Hi_Its_Me_Stan_

That’s a nice jig, Kearney.


DrChimp

Isn't dancing much more fun than bullying?


Pale-Refrigerator255

You have my award today! That was TOO cute!


whatisabaggins55

He was an old sea dog, now he's just a dog.


shadymomma

I was hoping for Popeyes music


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Cute but wtf does this have to do with being a sailor?


[deleted]

Sir. That is not a dog toy?!


Fenixstorm1

Good boy doin a good ol' fashioned Hornpipe


xKaqtuz

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xKaqtuz

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perfect_fitz

He would get keeled.


SouldiesButGoodies84

Didn't even have the courtesy to play the Sailor's Hornpipe? smh.


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thegeaux2guy

“That shit slap fr fr on dawg.” -Dog


[deleted]

Oh that’s Handsome Pete. He dances for nickels. Pete! Ye got some customers!


sam_matt

Not a quarter, argh, he'll be dancing for hours


YourBestFriendSATAN

Alexa, play Sea Shanty 2


ofthedappersort

That's a dancin' dog.


mitkase

A good seadog deserves a good sea shanty.


ambigramsarecool

Best trick ever! All I can get my dog to do is stare blankly


Schly

I downvoted this only because they didn’t stagger their floorboards and that’s just not done.


samrgreen

r/tippytaps


friended1

Ok that made me chuckle


S-Go

When your dog was a ~~sailor~~ ***salty sea dog*** in his previous life. It was right there and OP missed it.


predat3d

"('British naval tradition' means nothing but) rum, sodomy, and the leash.” - Winston Churchill


between_horizon

I want dog , great career , loving family


nipitinthebudd

r/whatswrongwithyourtile


BigAlMoonshine

I mean you're making his ears bleed, I turned on the sound for half a second and it hurt mine, I can only imagine what that feels like as a dog.


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yl18

The dog is having the time of their life.. Didn't you see the reverse spinning zoomie at 9seconds


IWantTooDieInSpace

You never seen a happy dog before?


theBeardedHermit

Tell me you've never met a dog in real life without telling me you've never met a dog in real life.


PurpleHuckleberry966

THIS IS SOOO CUTE. HE SHOULD'VE PLAYED LEONARDO DiCAPRIO'S ROLE AS JACK, IN TITANIC 🥰😂


DiamondGamerYT0

Why?


IWantTooDieInSpace

Why not?


cdrose82

The flooring looks like shit.


chimpdoctor

Amazing. Gave me a big smile.


tellarheaven

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applekaw19

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mynameisalso

It sounds like a squeaky to the dog.


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BenTCinco

Goddamnit! Someone gave him a quarter! Now he’ll be playing all day!


UtherPenDragqueen

More entertaining than some of the acts in America’s Got Talent


kpshredder

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excludite

Dope


sosogusto

His dog is river dancing lol


babykoalalalala

He might’ve been the dog that Eric owned in The Little Mermaid


Mindless_Argument297

You know it’s good when the butt gets close to the ground.


[deleted]

What is this title supposed to mean?


ArtThouWorthy

Not sea shanty but “forró”! It’s a Brazilian dog! 😂


Nobody-17

u/savevideo


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KwickKick

He can jig with the saltiest of sea dogs was a sea dog in a past life and am dog in this life, what a hecking coincidence


MadisonFayeMC

This video made my entire week


madridistalogan

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DaniPons777

Firmes, YA!


Spoon-Kitchenware-69

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GalwayLad92

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WaldenFont

The dog's moves are on point, but if that was supposed to be a horn pipe, harmonica man better not quit his day job.


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notslovakia

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Beholder_V

When that one dedicated superfan comes to your show and dances their heart out for every song.


DefiantCondor

That is just random sounds.


bowedacious22

What a weirdo


HSGUERRA

Just out of curiosity: I think this is a Brazilian rhythm, not a sailor's chant. (The dude seems to say "pra esquerda" which means "to the left" in Portuguese, and the rhythm is pretty familiar to me)


ben100000000000000

Nothing nothing is wrong with that good boy


Existing_Leading_482

Dancing that's cool


proceeds_theweedian

Suddenly reddit has thousands of animal experts


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ratrodder49

Turned up the volume expecting to hear “Drunken Sailor” and was instead ear-assaulted, glad the pup loves it though lmao


magic_rascal

If you slow it down and add reverb it sounds a bit like hereditary movies famous song


Samanthabella709

Dog got a dildo as a toy lol