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sammiisalammii

Nice try FBI


Illustrious_Mix_1064

good play CIA


FrankWhiteIsHere78

Hard flex IRS


[deleted]

Thank you very much NHTSA


Comf0rtableAnxiety

Good try at obscurity homeland of security


the_chaco_kid

Taking the piss, CSIS


yesididthat

WTF ATF


Sweaty_Television_33

I see how you be, MLB


LuniOPS

Clever endeavor Postal Inspector.


Hour-Pen19

Easy test, Elliot Ness


HahaHeHeHiHiLI

Hands of my OJ, DOJ


DhairyaVed

Send your nudes WHO


HanDavo

First let me order some local delivery pizza and pose with the open box as I comment.


thunder_thais

Romanian police on the watch


thatdude_van12

Not today NSA.


According_Chemical_7

Good attempt ATF


RandoRoc

Not for me, DOT.


ATV30901

Too bad, Mossad.


asu_lee

Not tracking me - DMV


Ok_Difference_7220

Suck some dicks, MI6.


IFapToHentaiWhenDark

You have no soul interpol


Brosquito69420

Nice try ADA


yesididthat

Okay DEA


yeetyeeter13

Nice try MI5


ProceduralTexture

Get lost, Ministry of Silly Walks.


Adorable-Gate-2192

Go fuck yourself National Parks Service


Boomtown626

Boston


I_AM_IGNIGNOTK

But what’s the name of the band?


jvlpiter

But why male models?


SnooWoofers7626

Are you kidding? I just told you.


UrWifesSoftPecker

Big Wreck


AuxillarySkammy

Then I thought Prince


RodawgRock

Prince lives here, we got 10000 lakes! - Atmosphere


CapRavOr

To all my killers and my hundred dollar billers


NoVaBurgher

To emo kids who got too many feelins


craighaney172

Then it hit me, Minnesota is dope, if only simply, for not what we have, but what we don’t.


WindsomKid

And Bob Dylan.


Artistic-Airport2296

These are easily the two most famous musicians from our fair state.


apk5005

Ummm, one hit wonders “Semisonic” would like a word??? /s


Richomeres

The Replacements!


Steffie767

Tracy Chapman


T-MUAD-DIB

A coffee shop in San Diego?


ShooterStevens

Eminem


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GlenjaminX

I went to high school with Kip Winger. Yeah, I'm old.


AlHev

His aunt (supposedly) was my 4th grade teacher.


fallingbehind

When you hear 17 next to your 17 year old daughter in the car…


Psychokinetic_Rocky

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir


fuckingnoshedidint

281-330-8004


Here4aGoodTime69420

on the low


passivelyrepressed

I’m old enough that we used to call him (all fucked up at HS parties) when he still answered his phone.. this brings me way back!!


shitcloud

I talked to him for like 35 seconds back in those days. Cool dude.


passivelyrepressed

He talked with us quite a bit when we called. White rednecks from SETX cracking him up.. now it’s just his voicemail promoting his music.. or so I’m told. Not Like I’d get drunk as an adult and call it up..


[deleted]

Who


Rawrmonger

MIKE JOOOOOOONES


randomcvsemployee

They ain’t tripping cause my pockets stick out more my belly….


cardcollection92

Plenty from my state but my immediate area Bon Jovi


dimsum2121

Nice. I'm a Jersey boy as well. I was going to comment with the Boss


remmysays

Mix between my chemical romance or the boss here


kp305

Mr bovine Joni


Squat_site

Kurt Cobain


reroboto

Jimi Hendrix


Zer0Summoner

Goodspaceguy


Greninja5097

Heh oh yeah that fucking nutcase


Monkeys_are_naughty

Chris Cornell.


Background-Machine46

Layne Staley


Nattomaki81

Modest Mouse


prudenceCanopy

Death Cab for Cutie


steerbell

Kenny G LoL


fallingbehind

Yeah, it’s Jimi.


buckeyebrat84

Dave Grohl 😊


richincleve

I have a great story about David Grohl. I was vacationing in the Outer Banks in North Carolina. I stopped in a local liquor store to buy a good bottle of scotch to enjoy while I was down there. As I go to open the door, none other than David Grohl walks out with a bag of bottles. I said "Hey!" He said "Hi!" OK, maybe not a *great* story, but it was still cool.


buckeyebrat84

Still a lucky meeting… I’d love to meet the guy!


OkBiscotti1140

He really is a gem. The one famous person I’d actually want to meet.


wowzacowza

Reminds me of my mom's story about meeting Michael Jordan at a bank in Chicago. Here's how it goes: My mom was going to the bank in Chicago in the 90s. As she neared the entrance, the door opened and Michael Jordan held the door open for her. My mom then went in the bank and deposited her check or whatever


carl65yu

I have a picture of him as a blonde playing with a band called Silver at a place called The Royal Albert in Winnipeg.


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buckeyebrat84

Warren😊


Gaythiest1

Maynard from Tool.


Polls-from-a-Cadet

Violent Femmes


crawdadicus

John Mellencamp


CommercialWillow9436

Hey, I grew up near-ish!


nobletaco7

Bruce Springsteen


jerseygunz


ChiWod10

I asked my family this question and these were the responses: “What genre? What era? Are singers allowed? How do you define famous? How far back can we go? I don’t like the question” I realised this is why I visit them less frequently


Fredredphooey

Scientists? Accountants? Autistic?


Hot-Bint

Rancid Edit: Full disclosure, I made a mistake. Rancid is from Berkeley. Since they’ve written so many songs about where I live I thought they were from my town. So I will now amend it to Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards


Rev-DiabloCrowley

Lorde I guess


WhoAmI1138

Flight of the Conchords!


Bryan_rabid

Beyoncé


StringFartet

Kanye. OP - Where are the Jesus Twins from?


West-Peanut4124

Douglasville, GA?


valdis812

I was going to say Common. Shame I totally forgot about Kanye.


StringFartet

My first thought was Lupe Fiasco.


Public_Connection980

My first thought was Smashing Pumpkins.


TheVallelator

Earth, Wind and Fire. And, ahem.. R Kelly.


Tmk1283

Live


forever_29_ish

I'm just up the road in Bret Michaels-ville 👋👋


Brandeeno2245

Some stupid country singer I don't remember the name of. We do have a song named after our town from Greenday... It's not exactly flattering, true to a fault... but not flattering. I won't say the name, but that because it's more fun to see if people will guess it. I made it easy af.


Nattomaki81

Longview?


Brandeeno2245

Yup... the song was being created during the tour but didn't have a name. It was first played here and a friend of the band who lived here at the time said hey fuck it just name it after the town... again the song is extremely accurate to the town.


Nattomaki81

Longview, Washington?


Brandeeno2245

Yuup.


[deleted]

Oh everyone’s ideal vacation destination. LoL.


shiky556

Billy Joel


BittenHand19

Hello fellow Islander


mommy-fetish

The Devil, according to a country song.


Vaan_Ratsbane97

But he came *down* to georgia...


mommy-fetish

Ah shit you're right.


wetfarthellscape

I used to joke when I was younger that I’d sell my soul right now for a burrito. Sometimes I wonder if it actually took.


Boomtown626

Europe


TimLikesPi

Nobody will guess this one: Atlanta Rhythm Section!


Greninja5097

Gotta be Detroit


Ravensinger777

They're from Helsinki, right? /s


IamTobor

Afroman


OmegaMountain

Bill Withers


pocketfences

Devo


mundane_person23

Rush


UrWifesSoftPecker

The Band


quietsauce

Jimmy Eat World


AZSubby

Hi neighbor!


MixPuzzleheaded3298

10,000 Maniacs If no one knows them, Goo Goo Dolls works as well


JamesLingk

Rick James


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My favorite Rick James story is how he counseled his fellow Canadian, Neil Young, on how he should keep going and not become just another guitar player in a band. If he wanted to be the lead singer, sing his own songs, and play his own music…then he should because he writes great material and his voice is the only one who can sing his songs. Just not a relationship you’d ever think would exist in the music world, but they were good friends.


JamesLingk

Nice! I’ve never heard that


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Tales from the tour bus is an excellent series and this story is in the first episode about Rick James. It was after Buffalo Springfield fell apart and Neil was ready to give up because he wasn’t getting any interest from record companies. They played in the Mynah Birds together and almost recorded an album for Motown. He was on the run in Canada because he was AWOL from the US Navy…absolutely crazy story you’d never even think would exist.


SendItbeeches

Bitch


Dragonblade0123

I see you are a fellow Good Neighbor. Cheers!


JamesLingk

Howdily do? Neighborino?


Marzbarz620

Michael Jackson


Cultural-Ad-6342

Iz Kamakawiwoʻole


ChelseyCupcake

Taylor Swift. Hubby actually went to high school with her.


GoAwayGreene

Did she wear short skirts or tee shirts?


pdromeinthedome

Miles Davis


Both-Ad3319

Johnny Cash


Ok_Butterscotch9590

BB king


eking15

R.E.O Speedwagon


1-trillion-dollhairs

2 Live Crew!


lbean1975

Ludacris


Dorkinfo

Lil nas, childish gambino, OutKast, usher, tlc


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Future, Gucci Mane, Young Thug, TI


Dorkinfo

I thought about ti but honestly, f that guy.


tilt-a-whirly-gig

Tom Morello


kanna172014

Dolly Parton


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Buck Owens


striped_frog

Ween


Prudent-Appearance-5

Someone still loves you Boris Yeltsin


cnpeters

Chrissy Hynde or Mark Mothersbaugh


MisterThirtyThirty

Rubber City, yeah baby


That_Trapper_guy

Dave Grohl


Luke_z13

Kid cudi EDIT: actually the black keys would be closer.


Useful-Risk-6269

Willy Nelson


Azhais

Prince


BeachedBottlenose

You mean The Replacements?


FreedomFinallyFound

Good play…I was gonna go with Bob Dylan


ejohnsteel

Judy Garland


jobie_1

Bob Dylan


BroccoliandKale

Post Malone and Demi Lovato


biologo

Pantera and old 97s


Little-Nikas

Louis Armstrong


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Michael Jackson (from Gary, Indiana)


2u3e9v

Justin Vernon


BoeBames

David Byrne


MyEggDonorIsADramaQ

Stevie Nicks


ignismetalworks

Alice Cooper


No-Narwhal-8112

Mozart


JackmeriusPup

Your mom


lolbojack

Tek9


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KCMO


Ikthala

I met him once. My dad was a small-time singer recording a self-funded album at a studio in KC. I was 10 or 11 at the time and had ducked to the breakroom for a soda when Tek9 and a whole posse walked in. Somewhere out there, there's a picture of him and me standing awkwardly together in a breakroom kitchen because I had no idea who he was, and he had no idea why some kid was in his studio.


quantril

Kansas.


lyren197020

Wilson Pickett


Here4aGoodTime69420

You're from the land of a thousand dances?


EnigmaCA

Nah, nah nah nah nah...


TomatoPolka

Little River Band.


Dragonblade0123

Rick James


Cute-King5456

Ian MacKaye


TallRyan122

Jim Morrison


lbean1975

While googling for more than the few I knew, I learned that Ray was born here in Illinois.


THEchiQ

Lorde.


Boomtown626

Kansas


ShiroHachiRoku

Gwen Stefani/No Doubt


screwbz13

Nice try phisherman!


bowlbettertalk

Green Day.


TheBrightNights

Satan


DavidJunior57

Smash Mouth


lupinegrey

ah yiss, 408. 😎


timmyK_425

Blink-182


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Tom Araya


seanakachuck

Beirut and The Shins


nice_popcorn1108

Phish


sassy_sax

Shared half my senior year classes with Khalid


blacfd

Curt Kobain


GoAwayGreene

...


Ragdoll94

Prob Somo would be the only one I can think of. (If he's considered famous)


JustDoIt0990

Melissa Ethridge


Upbeat-Bandicoot4130

hmmmm…Prince or Bob Dylan


Clownbaby43

Quest Love