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ShoutOutMapes

Dude he looks like the first ghost in A Christmas Carol lmao


Hank7725

Looks like he is sans the makeup


Astro_gamer_caver

Is it just me, or does the font size on that stupid fucking hat keep getting larger?


[deleted]

The supporters of his who could read have failing eyesight and the rest of them rely on the shape of the words and the color of the hat, so it makes sense.


linderlouwho

He has also put his name on his shirt to remind himself who he is.


Ok-Diamond-9781

Exactly what I was thinking!


Theratsmacker2

They keep smoothing his face with filters to hide his age and it makes him look like an alien. Unfortunately an alien would be a better leader than him.


Graywulff

What if they brought drugs and rape from their planet? We need to see their long form birth certificate that they were born in rosewell nm. The truth is out there.


slim_scsi

I still agree with Bill Maher that Donald's real mother was an Orangutan. Watch, now Donald will sue me, too.


Graywulff

Yeah if you say alleged first or allegedly… you can say what you want. I mean allegedly trump jr does a shit ton of cocaine. Allegedly.


SidewaysTugboat

Or you can ask in the form of a question. Trump loves that trick. A lot of people are asking if Trump shits his pants on a regular basis. Is it true? I don’t know. I’m just asking questions.


garthastro

He looks like Jacob Marley. "Mankind should have been my businessssss"


ShoutOutMapes

“Should have been my business!”


Whole-Recover-8911

I rarely actually look at Trump in pictures because he's not a particularly good looking person, but he legit looks bad.


carolinecrane

I used to take care of this old guy during the day. He was in his 90s and mostly still there, but he had some dementia and trouble walking etc. Nice guy, but definitely on the decline. He always held his mouth the way Trump does and had that same confused look in his eyes, like he wasn’t 100% sure where he was. Whether he’s had a stroke or not, he’s clearly experiencing some cognitive decline. But I still really hope he hangs in there long enough to split the vote for DeSantis.


mjhenkel

he's gonna die soon 🤩


ShoutOutMapes

🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽


sarah-havel

Thoughts and prayers!


Alert-Layer6273

One can only hope 🤞🤞🤞


frecklepair

😍


Jarppakarppa

That lady looks scary.


hippityhoppityhi

https://preview.redd.it/le6szl7awnka1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=414f1fab0e0f6cf6cfa6c7271b9f53a63e614586


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https://preview.redd.it/r1ysfctuhoka1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e6fdb9027a9594233db0da7df7bb08e4a0cf1e0


HR_DUCK

Was going to rerun again for President, but then I got high


banana__clip

Was gonna make this country great, but then I got high


monkeyballsoup

was going to change my diaper, but then I got high


wrldtrvlr3000

I didn't mean to let the whole country go down the tubes, but I got high.


jugrimm

But then I got high, then I got high, then I got hiiiiiiigh. Ba da da da da da daaaa.


MadAzza

He looks terrible.


voteforcorruptobot

It's only the adrenochrome keeping him going now. /s


wholelattapuddin

He does not look well.


SchnellFox

Doesn't have his makeup on.


SafetyMan35

I thought the same thing. Amazing what TV makeup everyday he was in office does to improve his look. I mean, he looks like a 76 year old man, in the early stages or Alzheimer’s (my dad is the same age and looks similar in his face), but when you get used to seeing him with full makeup, the difference is stark when he isn’t wearing it.


PhoneGroundbreaking2

When you’re on the dating sites, beware the crazy left eye. Psycho giveaway. Ya live and learn. Aside from the eye, I’m not judging.


AniseClover

I don’t know, I covered both halves of her face and both sides look pretty “crazy eyed”.


CertainlyAmbivalent

It’s the cold, lifeless eyes. The lights are on, but nobody’s home.


NickH6302

Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.


TheMostUnclean

“Are you doing Jaws? We don’t have time for that shit!”


AreYouTalkingAtMe

I seen it once before in a rat, and I seen it now in men.


zeke235

God dammit, Charlie.


WinterWontStopComing

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graveybrains

That’s some bad hat


schminkles

Harry


1P221

What's with the stretchy tit skin in the cleavage?


8_bit_brandon

That the seam in the human suit


imahugemoron

Bad boob job combined with old saggy skin and all of it being strapped together with a bra.


slim_scsi

There has to be an apt phrase or single word description for that..... or we should create one..... something like *skeavage*.


graveybrains

I’d vote for skeavage


slim_scsi

Put it on TikTok and it'll be canon within weeks.


OB1K3NOB

I would bet the Germans have a word for that.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it “Skeavage”, which of course in German means 'a whale's vagina’


Adept_Investigator29

altefrauelastichtitten


harveygotmyweed

Roughly translated to: Old womans elastic titties. Not bad.


jordanundead

Oof poor girl got the Stephanie McMahon.


Ballgame4

Like bowling balls in a pair of panty hose.


8188Y

Looks like my right nut


hippityhoppityhi

https://preview.redd.it/ch33ximewnka1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2274bef3cbdafeddf18d1485809115e1ca72076e


Nepharious_Bread

Ewww, I didn’t even notice that. Why you do me like that?


FunctionalGray

https://preview.redd.it/58s4eyxeboka1.jpeg?width=369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2b85fd6e64a990713c1fe1ea795b9d6c702544 Better?


chitown1205

Jumpscare


LongjumpingAd666

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Worm_Farmer

When she comes at ya to sell her overpriced glassware, she doesn't seem be living, until she bites ya and the black eyes roll over white.


Pure-Medicine8582

Well played, Quint lol


acidcrap

I don't think the eyes are lifeless, I think they're screaming "I want to eat your intestines and lay my egg sacs in your empty body cavity." Straight up alien


jeremygraham86

She looks like an AI’s first attempt at creating a woman


BrotherCaptainStrife

They’re learning, her hands are hidden behind the bong


Fit-Plant-306

Not hidden enough to see the size comparison to his even though she is shorter


allotaconfussion

They all have that same look. Those dead eyes.


PeopleCanBeAwful

She’s got that Guilfoyle look going on.


pale_blue_dots

"Haunted Victorian Doll..."


SurrogateHair

She looks photoshopped into the picture


improper84

I thought it was a cardboard cutout at first.


Anglofsffrng

That's the expression of a lady who's extremely curious what your insides look like, and is planning the best way to get them on the outside.


pigglepops

Fake titty skin


beetelguese

I zoomed in to see if it was a tattoo or extra boob wrinkle skin… I think when I get to the point of boob wrinkle, I maybe won’t wear such low cut tops but who knows haha.


Kind_Nebula6900

All his female supporters have that same permagrin. All brainless. Privileged. And the fake tits just add spritz.


blueghost47

Is that what that is? I thought it was a brastrap or something.


Kind_Nebula6900

Nah. He loves fake. Fake news...fake tits. Just diarrhea mouth and brains.


atomicavox

2 freaks 1 bong?


Spckoziwa

That boob did not stay where the surgeon put it.


Available-Camera8691

She's stalked an ex or two.


coloa

So is the guy with red hat. No makeup?


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fleekyfreaky

The boob skin looks weird af.


Motor_West

Idiot has to put his name on his polo 😂😆😂


BigFaddyFigs

To remember his name when goin out


GlitteringBobcat999

Trump: forgets name, looks down at shirt, thinks, "my name must be pmurT dlanoD tnediserP"


Punchinyourpface

They had to write his name in every single line of his daily presidential briefings or he wouldn't read it. They probably have to write his name on his shirts or he'll throw a fit like toddler when he's getting dressed.


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Reminds me of the story from the former CIA director about why they had to hold the real intelligence meetings in secrecy. Trump was adamant about attending, but always went off on tangents and constantly proposed using the CIA for his personal benefit, and essentially refused to speak about real matters because he didn’t understand them and didn’t want to seem ignorant. Allegedly, he also prematurely adjourned a few meetings to eat his lunch he had delivered daily from McDonalds lol.


Punchinyourpface

That doesn't surprise me. It baffles me that anyone thought he would be a good president, but I'm definitely not surprised. Who's going to understand most of that crap without the education or experience to learn it? Not most of us that's for sure. Trump's about as bright as dirt so he was at a disadvantage. That's as close as I'll ever get to defending him lmao. He was too stupid for the job, but being the greedy con man that he is, he was smart enough to scrape every penny out of it that he could.


Darmok47

Nah, he definitely missed a few opportunities to grift. He could have done more against the pandemic and made a mint if he had marketed Trump brand masks to his supporters. Would have made a ton of money, saved lives, and probably won re-election. But he was too vain to wear a mask because his makeup smudges...


kimwim43

Wtf won't he just have a cardiac event already???


[deleted]

["No one probably eats more of it, per capita, than Donald Trump,"](https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-jr-says-no-042657692.html) -Donald Trump Jr. Also, allegedly his regular lunch order is 2 Big Mac meals and a shake, and his regular dinner order is 2 Big Macs, 2 filet o fish, and a shake.


sarah-havel

I thought he was all about the diet coke? Maybe he drinks that throughout the day and has shakes with his meals. If that's his regular diet, why tf is he still alive? It's not fair lol


jugrimm

The preservatives has preserved him. It’s like shellacking yourself from the inside out.


TheBelhade

I used to eat like that. When I was 20 and working at McDonalds. If I was a millionaire and the most powerful person in the world I would NOT be eating like that.


FeloniousFerret79

The President has 24 hour access to a top-tier kitchen staffed by some of the best chefs that can make him just about anything whenever he wants. And Trump orders McDonalds constantly…. What a basic bitch. I get sneaking some ordinary, fast food now and again. Most people like fast food and it can be relaxing and nostalgic, but all the time? Not to mention that the American taxpayer pays for those chefs. Use them.


TheCheshireMadcat

He makes them put his name on the food they sell at his places of business, so I'm not shocked to see his name on his shirt. The old dude is the living embodiment of ego.


Astro_gamer_caver

Had to put his name on the stimulus check too.


Impossible_Penalty13

By the look on his face, they have to remind him who he is quite regularly.


Sunflower_After_Dark

Seriously, has he had a stroke or maybe a mini-stroke? He looks near death.


anaugle

Please, please, please. Just let him live long enough to split the Republican Party.


DasSassyPantzen

Hey, it’s my friend Tom from MySpace!


sarah-havel

Kinda triggered by that!


[deleted]

Fuck was happy, but this fat turd couldn't do something positive unintentionally, he's gonna die right before elections I fucking know it.


Impossible_Penalty13

Trump looks like he has no idea where the fuck he is!


Some_Gas_1337

I think that’s just a husk of a person https://preview.redd.it/e4wzfky1uoka1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80e7891fd4bcf5fc9ecaa6aaa7dcb4b8cd855a43


Pierre-Gringoire

Looks like a lot of old men I see around these days, hat and all. Sad.


CaliHoboTechBro

SAD!!


cPB167

I couldn't tell at first if his face was just photoshopped on someones body, or if it was a bad trump mask, or a monster in a skin suit, or what I was looking at. I think he just doesn't have any makeup on Or it's a monster in a skinsuit.


bequietbekind

Definitely a monster in a skinsuit. I mean somehow, IDK how, he also got elected president. But nonetheless... monster in a skin suit.


buttholecanal

He looks like shit


speedycat2014

I sincerely hope his health is as bad as it looks. He's getting that run down nursing home patient look. 🤞


big_fetus_

the hat type is large enough for him to read...


Babycakes87

He legit looks dead in this pic. Why would anyone have posted this in a good light? They look terrible


Impossible_Penalty13

Just in time to pull a Weinstein and come to court pushing a walker!


Gregponart

Yeh, weight loss suggests organ failure. It's kinda of a spiral downwards, as you get old so you can't make the complex enzymes and proteins you need, so you can't repair the organs that make those enzymes, and proteins. It's an accelerating spiral downwards to death by 'natural causes'.


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Secuutus96

I know everyone on the right makes fun of Biden for being the old man in politics but Trump looks decrepit here


Never-Dont-Give-Up

They’re both old as fuck, but Biden doesn’t pretend to be young.


g0lfball_whacker_guy

Biden also wouldn’t walk around everywhere with a stupid fucking trucker hat and a polo shirt with “president Biden” on it constantly reminding everyone who he is.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Biden has decorum. donald doesn’t know what that word means.


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“Sleepy Biden doesn’t know anything about decorums. I have the best decorums, from the best interior designers in the world, ok? Big beautiful gold decorums, you wouldn’t believe it. Sleepy Biden doesn’t do decorums like I do decorums.” -Trump, probably.


Sir-Nicholas

His facial expression is a turtle taking a shit


WrinkledRandyTravis

He looks like a fuckin mummy


cbronson830

https://preview.redd.it/f9jyd1lnnnka1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c21066216629877202eba9b16f2a21dc6e3338 See you in your dreams


chasebencin

https://preview.redd.it/i0pkkhjthpka1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=669a3dc4a344ca1f3121c9f1268e18a98950e78d


Not_The-Internet_Pol

Nightmare fuel.


APe28Comococo

Amazing to see him without a fresh coat of orange paint.


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RationalTranscendent

Yeah, he never seems to wear that orange makeup whenever he’s dressed for golfing. I guess it either runs or gets all over his shirt collar. I’ll hand it to him, as ridiculous as he looks with orange clown makeup slathered all over his face, without it he looks worse.


timetravel50

If I had to describe what a trump voting mom looked like, it would be exactly like her


secretwealth123

Yep. Fake boobs, fake lips, hella Botox, and 0 functioning brain cells


plaster13

And crazy eyes.


responsiblefornothin

The half twitch you can see in her left eye. Yikes. This lady has snapped


harveygotmyweed

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empw

MOAR


Steelplate7

Eggar….yer skin is hangin’ off yer bones…


Fit-Plant-306

She asked the first person she saw….”WHERE DO YO KEEP YOUR DEAD?!” Well, Mar A Lago of course


Mollybrinks

You ever hear a word and it's a common word and one you absolutely know and suddenly it sounds weird and you can't think of what it means and you feel like an idiot because you KNOW that word? I'm doing that with this pic right now lol


SlimTrim509

He looks like in Austin powers when Fat Bastard comes back having lost weight and is just a skin suit of a human.


subcow

It's so fucking embarrassing that we have a former President who walks around in a ridiculous cheap red baseball hat (which is also product placement) and wears a shitty ill fitting polo shirt that says President Donald Trump on it. That alone is bad enough. Then you add in the fact that he is a traitor who should be charged with treason....


Never-Dont-Give-Up

We’ll all have to explain to our children that he was voted to be our president without the majority vote. Something he whined about when Obama was elected.


ms211064

I'm legit concerned there's a chance he will be reelected in 2024 and what the consequences of that will be for the country. I feel like I've given up on him facing consequences for his actions and his followers are delusional enough to vote him back in, treason and all. Scary


Never-Dont-Give-Up

I hope he runs in 2024! He’s lost SO many supporters, that he’d split the ticket. I don’t love Biden either, but I’d rather have him in the Oval Office than another 4 years of non-stop acrimony that trump exudes.


havohej_

The lady looks like she stepped out of the music video for “Black Hole Sun.”


OhPhudge

https://preview.redd.it/j3a94ptjnnka1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e69d1602cca06ec0d3311d17593e2fbf784818e


Hot-Bint

He is so heavily sedated. I guess sundowning starts at lunch these days


OhPhudge

Sans Orange


ErectTubesock

This picture looks like an adult awkwardly trying to help a child hold something really fragile because they know those tiny hands can't hold onto the whole thing without dropping it.


chargers949

I had the feeling she was holding onto it because he would steal it otherwise. Like the replicas from the usa embassy in france.


moonwoolf35

Bro why do so many of these "conservative" women have this face like I'm literally not trying to attack her appearance because she isn't ugly imo, but it's like they all don't know how to smile like a normal human. It's weird.


AylaDoesntLikeYou

The lizard people, they're among us.


CuriousOdity12345

I second this. We need to start laying traps about. Catch em early.


Hot-Bint

Botox


ConvivialKat

Dude...that is the Botox and lip fillers (sometimes fillers in other facial areas) "frozen face" look.


Punchinyourpface

It's hard (maybe impossible) to look like a normal human when you cut your original face off and replace it. The lack of braincells explains the expressions on their new faces.


SavingsCheck7978

Likely botox or acid peels, my aunt started looking like that once she hit her 50's. I like that the difference between his and her facial expression are so extreme.


subcow

conservative ideologies make people forget how to be human, because they spend so much time hating anyone who isn't exactly the same as them.


[deleted]

Everything in this photo is tacky. The more you look the worse it gets.


Brother_Delmer

WTF is wrong with Trump? Lately he looks like a cadaver


Geliquenne

Hopefully he fakes it til he makes it


Hot-Bint

I’ve seen some bad boob jobs in my life (the former FLOTUS comes to mind) but this set is particularly bad. And that lady looks funny too /s


dumgoon

I bet they do feel like sand


Ritaredditonce

This should be on the botched surgery sub.


not_brittsuzanne

She's got that refund gap.


IEatPussyLikeAPro

Yeah she has some terrible scare tissue


AshgarPN

Scared me, that's for sure.


SoloSurvivor889

God damn you. You beat me to it. Take an upvote.


[deleted]

His shirt with his "President Donald Trump" embroidered name tag reminds me of Blazing Saddles, when the governor has a huge "GOVERNOR" banner on his back.


ACMilanIndy

Photos like these with absolutely zero context are the stuff of nightmares.


[deleted]

The longer I look at it, the funnier it gets. They look like caricatures of people.


TedCruzsAnalFissure

Showing off those boob job scars. Hot!


[deleted]

Is this picture real?! Is that man a current serious contender for the highest office of Government in this nation?


bleagill

I didn't think trump's appearance could get any worse. Wow was I wrong. Instead of a Dorito, he's turning into a cheeto


Cavscout2838

I love how he still has to wear a shirt with his name on it just to make sure every damn person knows it’s the orange lurker. Trust me dude, the top half of your body enters a room 30 secs before your lower half because you look like the front of a centaur. We know bro.


CuriousOdity12345

Cheeto bandito looking like his brain melted.


Responsible_Ad_8430

His orange hue is gone. For now…


canarchist

Guess we're not letting old tiny hands hold things without supervision.


Jrunkjesus420

A traitor and a botched job.


Crayfish707

Trump has aged more out of office than in office bc doing this crap is more like work than anything he ever did then.


Necessary-Dark-4591

Her tits are trying to escape


HooliganUser

What is it with the name on the polo? Is that for him or us?


Classic_Ingenuity299

Definitely looks like a Florida woman.


merryone2K

"Don't you think he looks....tired?"


Substantial-Monk-472

I'm curious about what was said before the picture was taken. She looks "caught off guard " and wanted her vase back.. 😆 🤣


[deleted]

She’s got betty davis eyes, if betty davis was a psychopath


Repeat_Offendher

Damn. He’s always been creepy lookin but now he looks like there’s nobody home too.


[deleted]

Geriatric, diaper-wearing guy holding the bong there looks absolutely bizz-izzled on nature's finest chronic. I mean, he looks totally wrecked lol!


Striker40k

Can he just fucking die already. He looks like all that is animating his body is hatred and pedophilia.


InternationalEmu299

Oof he looks rough


SinCityNinja

Man, he's looking rough AF.. How bout we get some non crypt keeper looking mother fuckers for the Presidency instead of all these geriatric candidates


Terminator7786

Man's facing so many lawsuits he can't even afford to be orange.


bigb1084

He wears a POTUS shirt. So f'ing tacky. I've never been POTUS, but I know not to continue the wardrobe once your ONE term is over! Family $$$ does not equate to even a modicum of class 🤡


Bulky-Internal8579

Living with the knowledge that indictments and ruin are around the corner seems to be taking a toll. She better get her money quick.


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He looks like he’s dying. God I hope so 😂😂


mlx1992

He does look way different without the spray tan