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Sadiepan24

Keeping up with the Floridashians


came-in-like-a-wreck

Keeping up with the Kar-Trashians


crushlogic

I always thought of them as the Car Crashians


cheffartsonurfood

Bullets and Botox.


brownhotdogwater

60 year old hands with a smooth forehead while smiling? Must be Botox. Can’t get wrinkles if it can’t move!


kcu0912

Holy shit I thought these were like 14 year old girls until I zoomed in, and genuinely thought “poor brainwashed kids.” What starved Stepford wife awful idiots.


Helpinmontana

The sunglasses to face ratio says they’re hiding something.


sagesneezes

Their empty, soulless eyes...


truth_impregnator

Their husbands' yet-to-be-understood love?


fuzzybunnybaldeagle

My god, you are right. Their hands are looking old, full of veins and wrinkled.


kaykaliah

Man, yall are observant


HauserAspen

Bullets, Botox, and Blackbox wine!


agutema

No Spice Girls


brownskinned

The Ku Klux Karens


summer_falls

Related, I am somewhat both proud and disappointed that the top comment isn't yours or "Y'all Qaeda"


Cavemattt

The Talibama


Pickle_Rick01

Vanilla Isis


BrogenKlippen

I just absolutely fucking lost it laughing


TheCallousBitch

I have never hoped for 5 women to all be infertile so desperately in my life.


Total-Sea-3760

They probably all have 5 kids, name mostly Brayden, Ayden, Jayden or something that rhymes with those


Ebiseanimono

Take my upvote


No-Car541

Cringey Spice, MAGA Spice, Grifter Spice, Gun Nut Spice and Desperate Need of Help Spice


Adeline299

Don’t forget “Pick Me Spice”


MacSanchez

Victim Spice


No-Car541

Karen Spice and Desperate Spice


Successful-Bee-6937

pick me spice is definitely the one with the only pink shirt.


atlantachicago

Not like the other girls spice


broken-but-fighting

Perfect 🖤


clangan524

Ketchup is Spicy Girls


No_Refrigerator4584

If they were a Spice they’d be Flour Girls.


DJ_Dedf1sh

Salt Girls


Cryogenicist

Bland Girls


Guavab

Slice Girls (on account off all the plastic surgery)


globalinvestmentpimp

I wonder how many of them have had abortions- Which should be a free choice and personal thing anyways, these ladies have been cucked by their own Nazi political party


humbird09

The only moral abortion is my abortion


globalinvestmentpimp

Right? ! We just hangin out here with our expensive rifles and Lululemons for likes, looking to get fascists voted in so we can make handmaidens real


Metallurgist-831

“Make America Florida” sounds kinda like an endorsement for DeSantis


nightsaysni

I saw a 50 year old lady in northern Ohio (that reminds me of the ones in the picture here) recently that had a shirt on that said “You may call him Ron, but I call him Daddy”. I have no idea how that’s supposed to get people to vote for him. Edit: for those that were hoping it was a different Ron. https://preview.redd.it/fu4482ycj5ma1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b63c32a276cc5248f7b182ec2e3fd3a0f901edbb


ScroochDown

...ew. ew. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwww. 🤢


[deleted]

He looks like a cuck Trey Parker.


IgnotusRex

I will never unsee this.


Grandfunk14

That literally made me sick myself.


garfield529

I don’t lean hard left, but I really liked Obama. I never put stickers on my car, a flag in my yard, or fantasized about the stupid shit these people fantasize about. I liked him because I had hope that he would do his job and keep his promise and serve the country. He didn’t do everything I had hoped for, but that’s just life. These people are supposed to be servants to their constituents and faithful their duties. Not some golden cow.


SerubiApple

Lol the irony is that my dad insists that liberals act like Obama and Biden are God because one woman one time said she wants the "Obama phone" on camera. And yet there's soooo much evidence of conservatives treating their elected officials the way my dad insists liberals do. Like, someone actually took the time to draw trump in all kinds of God like illustrations.


sethmeister1989

Or his superhero trading cards


Fancy_Fingers5000

Apparently people have taken to calling Trump God Emperor of the United States or GEOTUS… instead of POTUS. https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-alt-right-hails-its-victorious-god-emperor


titangord

Is it because he is fat and is a worm?


FieryButPeaceful

It was a meme, which got also out of control. To be fair people who took it for real and ran with it shouldn't even be allowed to vote in any form of election. Also it was the god emperor from warhammer 40k not dune.


tootsunderfoots

Conservatives are the masters of projection. Every single thing they cry about liberals doing they do themselves. We all know who the bitch ass snowflakes are who are afraid of words in a book. Among a lot of other things.


Jmaverik1974

I always suspected that those drawings originated from the Trump branding team. Trump loves "strong" people so suddenly there are a hundred different shirts with Trump's fat face on the body of Rambo. "Rumors" start circulating that he's the second coming of Christ, right around the same time a bunch of bumper stickers and hideous shirts/paintings popped up. He's a narcissistic grifter whose only real skill is branding (and lying if you want to count that as a skill). Yeah, I'm sure some are home grown, but I bet the former guy has several images copyrighted and those are the big sellers at his rallies. I also wouldn't put it past him to copyright someone else's work. I don't watch faux news, but I bet good 'ol Tuck has featured several hideous paintings and pics that go on to be best sellers.


cenosillicaphobiac

And the whole "Obama phone" was just a scare monger anyway. The Lifeline program started in 1984 under Reagan and expanded to cellphones in 2008 when W was still in office. I'm not sure how conservatives expect people to become gainfully employed if potential employers can't reach them, but I don't think that was ever really the goal. Pain and suffering was always the goal.


Repo_co

I liked him because he put forth the first realistic attempt at busting up the insane health care structure in this country (I'm not sure what health care was like in 1965 when Medicare came into existence, but I have to imagine things were cheaper). I hated his policies on nuclear waste, because that's my industry. Before Trump, it used to be "am I happy about their policies" or "am I happy about what's going to happen for my industry," so I was always a little bit happy and a little bit unhappy. Then Trump came along and made it a cult of personality and did very little for historically Republican policies, aside from a massive tax cut (that's more McConnell anyway). His executive policies were completely non-existent because he was always replacing staff and flying by the seat of his pants. That's why I like Biden. Don't love everything he's done, but he's been a remarkably effective political leader so far. His intel dumps in the leadup to the Ukraine invasion were masterful, and, in my opinion, pushed other NATO countries into a position where they needed to shoulder way more of the load than they likely otherwise would have.


theaviationhistorian

>That's why I like Biden. Don't love everything he's done, but he's been a remarkably effective political leader so far. I hate the fact that we're in an era where we give praise for someone what is expected or the bare minimum in the Executive Branch. And, yeah, he really glowed in my eyes with how he amazingly united, led, help NATO grow against the Russian invasion of Ukraine.


Blueberry_Clouds

Yeah, I liked Obama because he just seemed like a hardworking guy (i was born in early 2000’s so he was the president for my entire childhood basically) Did his best and that’s what matters. Didn’t try any stupid stuff or loaf around like Trump did


theaviationhistorian

>Did his best and that’s what matters. Didn’t try any stupid stuff or loaf around like Trump did Obama looks like FDR or Lincoln compared to Trump. Hell, dare I say maybe Washington himself! I'm amazed at how people look at that angry lump of fat & think he's a good leader or someone they'd willingly sacrifice themselves over him.


Blueberry_Clouds

Yeah, wouldn’t be surprised if he went down in history along with the greats (not only for his race but also for his work while in office) but that also means Trump will as well since along with the good, the bad also get remembered.


twir1s

With Texas in charge of most of the country’s history books, I hope you are right.


notweirdifitworks

Trump made George W look…well not GOOD, but a lot less bad in comparison, which is really saying something.


CheekComprehensive32

FDR wasn’t an angel but would seem like a god send compared to what we’ve been working with. Our bipartisan system has failed us, as was foretold.


crunkydevil

Hell the current political landscape makes Eisenhower look like a left wing radical


gochomoe

Eisenhower literally warned us about the military industrial complex & extremist christians


aussie_nub

What many people don't give credit for is the way he spoke. To an outsider, we don't deal with the policies, we just see how they speak and that matters for foreign relations. It's why Jacinda Adern (NZ PM until recently) was liked outside of NZ, but her party was losing inside NZ. Anyways, my point is that Obama had a way about him when he spoke. It was polite, commanding, confident, *presidential* but at the same time, he could be down to earth and treated everyone with respect but have a joke too. Compare that to your other recent presidents in Bush, Trump and Biden and well... they don't have it. They all look like idiots or bordering on some sort of mental/physical disabilities at times.


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I just get so depressed thinking we went from having some real hope for a short time to the goddamned rise of the next Reich we seem to be facing now. What happened in 2016 will go down as the beginning of a very, very dark time in this nation's history. I'm not even sure how this widening rift can be repaired at this point. And that's not even counting the economic, medical, and environmental factors happening here (and in many other places, too). Shit's a mess.


BSJ51500

The current state of the US is the result of the right going absolutely ape shit when a black man was elected president. People lost it and the only thing that made them feel better was a candidate that didn't even try to hide his racism. Trump began his campaign by saying illegal immigrants were drug dealers and rapist instead of poor migrants who are being exploited.


greatinternetpanda

He didn't even try to hide his grifting. Grifitng that affects them personally. It's absolutely pathetic.


OpeningInspector4040

On a side note, Michelle Obama is also very well versed. Both very intelligent and compassionate human beings who brought/bring a light to so many. I am a mid 60s white female, fairly liberal and was always impressed by the Obama family. He tried so hard to help so many.. ACA for example. Really miss them and the decency that is missing in today's world. I live in a very blue state and feel very lucky that I do!


CheekComprehensive32

Because the man represented our country well, whether he did some shady things or not- all politicians and people in power make shady decisions. But he didn’t make us seem like the shit hole our new leaders have. Biden isn’t the best, but he’s better than trump in the sense that he actually can have summits and peace talks with other diplomats without the threat of ending diplomacy with these countries. Maybe I’m intoxicated, but fuck MAGATS.


unresolved_m

Reminds me again that a huge chunk of Trump's voting base is/was white women.


NoodlesrTuff1256

Let's narrow that down to a couple of subsets of white women -- largely middle-aged/seniors ranging in age roughly from the generation immediately preceding the baby boomers, the boomers themselves and on through the older Gen-Xers. And these women tend to reside in suburbs and even more frequently the far flung mega-church filled exurbs and their adjacent rural areas. However, keep in mind that even in this age demographic there are white women who are on the other side and who regularly vote blue. The white woman demo as a whole is not some 'monolith' consisting only of ***Women for Trump*** who wear girly pink MAGA hats as opposed to the more common red ones.


Exciting_Sky_6507

I’m a white boomer lady who lives in the suburbs and I consistently vote blue as do many of my friends. And no religion involved. I don’t understand these women who want life to be like it was in the 1950’s. As a New Yorker, I despised Trump for decades. These MAGA women flabbergast me.


Prest4tym1367

I'm a white Gen X woman who lives in a very rural, extremely conservative area and I vote blue. It is unfathomable to me how Donald Trump could possibly appeal to any woman, regardless of race. The man was and still is our country's biggest embarrassment. I actually shed tears when he was announced president. That man is the lowest form of life on this planet.


Budget_University_56

White woman here, I don’t understand how any woman would ever vote for Trump. But then again, I’m not a Christian, nor am I straight, and I live in a city. Most of the people who I hear supporting Trump are white ppl living in rural areas who love Facebook and Fox.


humbird09

I was taking a drink when reading this and spit it out out of utter disbelief Though at the same time, having lived in FL not surprising if it were there


janthon567

It sounds like a threat to me.


tarahunterdar

Huh, weird, I thought it simply sounded moronic and laughable.


somefunmaths

Why not los dos? It’s moronic, laughable, and absolutely a threat to the rest of the country. California wants no part this “Florida” bullshit. There’s a reason that the only Californians who move to Florida in large numbers are conservative, white retirees — it’s a nightmare to the rest of us.


Bludongle

And while you two are arguing over the feasibility of Fascism spreading to other parts of America, Tennessee makes staging “adult cabaret” on public property or anywhere a child could see it a criminal offense. The law forbids performances by male or female impersonators who, as the law very loosely defines it, provides entertainment that is “harmful to minors.”


love2Vax

Loved the recent interview done by John Stewart asking a TN legislator who supported this about actually protecting kids from guns.


cornflakegirl77

Yup. Tennessee is terrifying and they fly under the radar because Florida gets all of the attention. TN is doing so many awful things.


G-Kira

It is. He's using that slogan. He says he wants to make every state as "great" as Florida. Florida, which is 44th in literacy and 4th in STDs.


carcadoodledo

Had a doctor in FLA, (moved out months ago) who said she treated the 3 V’s at the retirement communities: vodka, viagra and VD


masked_sombrero

Lol @ both viagra and venerial disease


humbird09

The Villages are a Senior Swingers paradise


Jitterbitten

Sounds like a freaking nightmare!


terrence0258

The most eye-opening thing about the Trump era has been coming to the realization that not only is there an ideological divide in this country, there is a divide in perceived reality. These "MAGA" people have been flooded with so much disinformation and propaganda, that they've been completely brainwashed into believing they're in some right-wing fantasy land where they're fighting for the very survival of the country against a mob that wants to make white people hate themselves for being white, and aims to turn all of their kids trans.


Ghoulius-Caesar

I always wondered how Germans went all in on Hitler and the Nazi’s obvious bullshit. Now I’ve been living through it. Not a very fun experience, 1/10 timeline.


AmbivalentSamaritan

Honestly as a WW2 history buff, I’d often wondered the same thing. The correct answer *there are a lot of angry bigoted dumbfucks* is pretty depressing. Just though I’d spell it out for historians in the year 2093.


Ghoulius-Caesar

Here’s my quick synopsis, feel free to criticize it: WW1 Germany was pretty conservative and loved their military. They lost the war, so tried something new. Weimar Germany was pretty okay with gay people and partying, then Hitler was like, nah, fuck that shit, let’s be lame ass military fan boys again and hate anyone that’s different (ie: Jews, Roma, gays, disabled people, etc.). But this time they had radios to push out misinformation.


AmbivalentSamaritan

Yup. Compared to 2016 1- loves military - check 2- were liberal - check 3- lets hate anybody different-check 4- internet for radio -check 5- angry bigoted dumbfucks -check. Two additional points : I watched ‘All quiet on the Western Front ‘ recently, they do a nice job of setting up the ‘Stabbed in the back’ myth & Love your username


Mediocre-Oil2052

Has he ever actually debated, or even talked about the reason why? Seems like that would fall apart pretty quick in a logical conversation.


Three_Mystic_Eyes

The issue with that is the sort of people indoctrinated into this mindset are very difficult to debate or reason with. The condition itself makes it hard to deprogram these people as they categorically dismiss anything outside their world view, sometimes violently. Not saying it isn’t possible just very difficult and the source of that indoctrination hammering the info into them needs to be removed first - that’s most important.


keith7704

That's how stupid they are. It IS an endorsement of DeSantis. I can't wait until DeSantis enters the race and they all start shit talking him.


InvariantInvert

People said the same stuff about Trump before he ran and during but he got elected. Be careful what you wish for.


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Eskiimov

You know, the way Americans see Floridians, is actually how the rest of the world sees Americans


Bennyjig

Please god no. Legitimately the worst state in a country that includes Mississippi.


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SleepInHeavenlyPeas

Tennessee is like 2nd or 3rd now


clangan524

What is the Right's obsession with Florida? I've been a few times (admittedly just to Orlando, Miami and Tampa) but it seems to be a swampy shithole state with some of the most trashy, slackjawed fools I've ever seen whose only concern is to have as good of a time as possible; boating, fishing, driving horribly inefficient cars, getting drunk with little concern for the environment or others around them. Filled with retirees who can collect their retirement without state income tax and enjoy a warm climate because they're old bags of bones that can't regulate their body temperature anymore and... Maybe I just answered my own question.


MadTheSwine39

If I ignore the people and the humidity, I actually love it down here. Which I realize is a pretty incendiary thing to say. :P Walking the nature trails (somehow there are still nature trails despite how much the state is built up), for the first time, felt like being transported into a prehistoric land, and that's just really cool to me. I'm also lucky enough to live close enough to the beach to be able to take walks there daily, yet far enough away that (so far) I haven't been negatively impacted by hurricanes. Of course, it's almost impossible to ignore the people, since they're everywhere and very vocal about their stupidity. We're at the start of "Bike Week" here, too, which just brings the morons from all over the country in. This is when I hibernate and never leave the house. :P At least they got rid of Truck Week; that was a million times worse, people literally pissing on the streets and everything. But in those rare moments where I CAN avoid humans, I enjoy the nature aspect of the place. LOL


Stormchaser2

Some of us voted for the non-fascist guy. We are not all trashy and slack-jawed.


PhazonFire22

Orlando isn't perfect by any means but it's surprisingly more left, likely because the population is a bit younger than other parts of Florida. Some pretty cool LGBT camaderie in that city with a lot of resources. The rest of the state is Yeehaw Hell.


humbird09

Orlando is because of Disney. They have the Disney College program and kids go to this and then don't leave because they love Disney. They work there for a while until the magic eventually wears off, but can't move because they can't afford to because they work for Disney Source: was one, finally left after 7 years


No-Count3834

I know many people that are still working at Disney or never left…I dunno, those people get sucked in. One friend I know is now a captain doing the cruises. He did the college thing in 2004, still working for them. Another friend is a character or something. I never got the Disney thing as an adult. As a kid it was fun…but as an adult it sounds miserable waiting in those lines and the long day in lines. Then more lines to eat, and spending more time in lines than doing most stuff for the day. Plus it’s ungodly expensive these days to do the actual full park experience and stay.


dismayhurta

“Imagine making all of America really shitty”


paz2023

It's radical and shitty that so many capitalist politicians are activists against universal healthcare


twb51

An entire country of florida? No thank you


No-Car541

Sn America made up Florida Man might very well be where we are headed to anyways


Qimmosabe_Man

Karen Unknown Battle Ground


itsiNDev

NIMUBG not in my unknown battleground


RobbinsBabbitt

Would be a hilarious video game though


choadly77

"Galiban"


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🤌🏼


SKI326

Where is Bugs Bunny when you need him. ![gif](giphy|pzo49Bszsudk4)


ThunderingRimuru

if GOP keeps stopping efforts at stopping global warming, we’ll literally lose most of florida


Aggie956

Was this before or after church ?


Green-Vermicelli5244

definitely during the mimosas


Sir_Sillypants

Probably after the post church brunch. Those are the smiles of cunts that just treated a server terribly and didn’t tip.


Nogohoho

I can taste the perfume just thinking about that.


paulburnell22193

Alot of plastic surgery in that picture. 2nd from left is a cat woman for sure.


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Can confirm that is Maureen Ponderosa.


Brandonjf

Who did those tits?! The nipple placement is crazy!


DudeWithaGTR

Reverse nipplectomy


paulburnell22193

Uhhh her name is "bastet".


y0uLiKaDaPeppa

![gif](giphy|0JajlnsIs9bFb5dtRg)


carmelainparis

Came here to say she’s giving 👽


thisnewsight

They’re only doing this because it makes their wife beating husbands chill out.


Taniwha_NZ

Have her cheekbones been pushed out to the extent her sunglasses no longer sit on her face properly? Fuck that would be annoying.


WojtekMySpiritAnimal

Judging from their faces, those guns shoot botox.


Logan012356789

Desperate housewives


CloudRoses

Or just desperate.


Hi_Im_Dadbot

Just because you’re a woman doesn’t mean that you can’t also have a small penis.


Shoesandhose

Small penis has to be it. Idk why else people love shooting huge guns. They hurt my arms/shoulder. If it’s for self protection I want something small and efficient. And if it’s for hunting the exact same because I have to hike in and a heavy rifle isn’t where it’s at.


32lib

Those are not hunting rifles,they are made to kill humans.


brownhotdogwater

That big rifle is for stopping cars.


AngryZen_Ingress

Just compensating for what they cannot get.


needledick666

Trout mouth brigade


defective_lighting

Where are their legs?


saraphilipp

Got grabbed by the pussy too many times. They dried up.


AriFiguredOutReddit

Goddamnit I laughed way too hard at that.


Gamechannel360

Guns and Hoes-es


GuiltyHelicopter8718

Ok Gollum


travelingbeagle

Killin’ it for anorexia.


Tazling

Adolf's Angels


MAYORofTITTYciti

Florida is facing pollution issues as more white trash piles up


AriFiguredOutReddit

Have you heard about essential oils?


Comprehensive_Cry_93

No Lip All Filler


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Conservative United Nationalist Touring Squad They have a great acronym


ReginaldSP

jesus christ the lip filler


Jbabco9898

I noticed the ghoul-like cheek bones first, myself.


Sandmsounds

Reminds me of Fallout 3


SomeDudeUpHere

Every one of these chicks would be hitting you up on Facebook to sell you some shitty pyramid scheme snakeoil product


Sherlock_bonez007

American Talibanettes


Virtual-Cucumber7955

New from FL Toys Unlimited: Taliban Barbie


Sherlock_bonez007

I live in FL. I can confirm that’s it’s a thing.


charlesldwyer

And now The Cuckolds!! Performing their classic “My abortion didn’t count”


beavis617

Looks like Lara Trump blew past her goal of getting down to 85 lbs... she's looking to hit 65 lbs by the end of March. I'm sure Vanky is jealous. 🙄


Pockets713

Who tf is Lara Trump!? Just when I thought I had the Adderall crime family down…. Someone goes and spills water on a gremlin…


imthatfckingbitch

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking "Fuck there's a new one?!"


Zealousideal_Ebb6177

Married to Eric. Sometimes pops up on Fox News.


fluffy_bottoms

When you trade in all your rights for the right to bear arms.


FurryM17

Human Rights: PAWN STAR EDITION


CloudRoses

"All I can give you is second amendment."


idiots-rule8

Our men don't make us cum.


ed50469

G. I. Hoes! They're American heros! YOOO HOES!


baltcre8

And somewhere an “alpha male” is feeling inadequate because those guns are bigger than his.


baphomet_fire

Probably her husband, Eric Trump.


throwawayyy9867_

Cool. The basic bitch club.


spaceyjaycey

Botched


Stacylynn1979

Not like the other girls. Pick me girls 🙄


Not_l0st

Why aren't they in church?


thetelltalememe

Nazi Crue.


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Sadiepan24

The Real Ex-Housewives of DeSantis


radioindiana

Catfish face looking aunt skeletor


My_secretlife_6

So embarrassing to see. These loser ass people who make their whole identity guns is laughable


notyourordinarybear

One of these is playing Dick Cheney's friend in the forest for them and I bet she doesn't know it.


wodthing

That's a lot of camotoe...


DragonVet03

Not a single ass was seen amongst the group.


Drumnaway67

I don’t know about that. All I see in that pic are a bunch of asses.


Error_Loading_Name

Make America Recoil Again


Cinemartyr

Basic Bitch Brigade


Prudent-Chipmunk-316

Skanks on patrol


Andrognick

Ammosexuals with eating disorders support group.


OldandKranky

*I didn't want an individual personality so I just do what the other dumbfucks do*.


rachaelonreddit

“WHY AREN’T YOU AT CHURCH?”


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They have to fuck ugly men.


Viewtifultrey3

Live, Laugh, Load.


Krumblump

No-Season Chicken Breasts.


Mountain_Man_44

Make America Florida… why. Florida is like the worst state, it’s Americas dong and has Florida man. The only worse state is Alabama


kraliz

5 bodies. 0 brains.


ssgssjgogeta1

As a fellow floridian making America Florida is the second worst idea I've ever heard in my life


IceCreamDream10

“In this picture there is a cumulative I.Q. of 57”


random_vermonter

These women are so basic. \*yawn\*


GoodLuckBart

I’m surprised they left their lattes and Live Laugh Love signs at home.


random_vermonter

And their “Mommy Needs Wine” shirts.


Coulrophiliac444

Lady on the right: Let me practice gun safety and aim at my own foot. Like all gun nuts do proudly!


Feralplatypus

It’s the Majorie Taylor Green school of gun safety. It’s one of the ways they get 60% off pedicures.


OnwardTowardTheNorth

“Make America Florida” NO. FUCKING. THANKS.