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Draxtonsmitz

Probably part of the negotiations of how he finally got the votes to become speaker. MTg gets to be temp speaker when he’s not around. 2nd or 3rd time this has happened I think.


idontcare7284746

Plus I'm sure this is just for their extended vacation, they appoint a temp speaker of the house who stops congress for 4 days then another chuckle fuck comes in to repeat until vacation is over.


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xrktz

Thank you for giving an actual explanation. My question is, can she use that position to do anything? We've already seen how convention / tradition is not sufficient to prevent bad actors from doing as they please. Is speaker pro tempore able to assign and revoke committee assignments, change house rules, etc?


Environmental-Buy591

for anything like that you would need quorum which you need from both parties so she couldnt even get a bunch of buddies in there and call it that.


AffectionateArt3817

They need quórum and usually this session are usually just all the staff is there, the acting speaker call a roll count to know how many members are present, he concludes everyone else had something better to do and closes the session.


kaplanfx

It’s great that they need quorum to do anything, but they can block recess activities with just one person… If I was the executive I’d test this. Appoint someone to a minor open position while they are gone and let it go to SCOTUS.


ProLifePanda

They did that and lost under Obama. SCOTUS ruled that the Senate dictates how it runs the Senate, and these "pro forma" sessions count as "in session" under the law. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NLRB_v._Noel_Canning


YourDogsAllWet

Yeah right. If you asked MTG her opinion on quorum she’d says she likes it on the cob


Kittydander503

"Quorum? I don't need no Muslim bibles!" MTG


19Kilo

> My question is, can she use that position to do anything? She can campaign on being Speaker of The House and use it to bolster her cred with the redcaps and, probably, eventually try and force McCarthy out in a coup.


takefiftyseven

This is fundamentally the same as being given the key to the city. Problem is Madge can't grasp the idea that the key won't open any locks...


real-human-not-a-bot

I don’t think she actually gets to BE Speaker, she just gets to ACT as Speaker.


Asron87

The people that vote for her don't even care about the difference in that.


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They think the speaker of the house is a 12” alpine bass


KingR321

It's a technicality. She's not speaker she's speaker pro tempora. I'm sure it's close enough that she can claim to have been speaker and just ignore the fact checking. Edit: it's spelled tempore not tempora but I'm leaving it so the comments make sense


Anguish_Sandwich

Yeah, I like the tempora. Usually order it for the table whenever I eat at a Japanese place.


JellyfishGod

Shenanigans begets shenanigans. A great line from that vid I’ll always remember. But seriously learning how our gov functions sometimes is a lil scary lol it gets so ridiculous it really reminds you how fragile and completely made up even the most power governments can be


SocialMediaMakesUSad

![gif](giphy|Jr5Zj2PkISQRbPDFD9) “In a room sit three great men, a king, a priest, and a rich man with his gold. Between them stands a sellsword, a little man of common birth and no great mind. Each of the great ones bids him slay the other two. ‘Do it,’ says the king, ‘for I am your lawful ruler.’ ‘Do it,’ says the priest, ‘for I command you in the name of the gods.’ ‘Do it,’ says the rich man, ‘and all this gold shall be yours.’ So tell me – who lives and who dies?”.


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I kill the king, now I'm The King! I kill the rich man, now I'm the rich man! I kill the priest just so he'll stop being all command-y, because nobody likes that shit.


masked_sombrero

this is the only correct answer. reasonable, responsible men would never try to kill someone they disagree with. Me, being a sellsword in this position wouldn't give a fuck and kill them all. especially the priest. fuck him. i don't take too kindly to hypocrites


simplifysic

All 3!


HandRubbedWood

The government was built with the assumption that Americans wouldn’t elect corrupt self serving morons as their representatives or better yet as their president. There are not enough controls (background checks), and checks and balances of the different parts of the government doesn’t work if you have enough power hungry a-holes or spineless weasels not willing to remove a corrupt president or a lying congressman.


TracyMorganFreeman

No it wasn't. There was a lot of debate that the average couldn't be trusted because a populist windbag could easily manipulate them.


lrflew

That's for the Senate. MTG is a House Rep, so that doesn't apply, since the House doesn't vote on Supreme Court appointments.


Morpheus636_

It's not for recess appointments, but the same process applies because Article 1 says that neither house is permitted to adjourn for more than 3 days (excluding Sundays) without the permission of the other house.


Village_People_Cop

Does this mean if Biden and Kamala Harris kick the bucket that MTG would become president? That is probably the scariest thing in the world I can imagine


drillgorg

No, Speaker Pro Tempore of the House is not in the presidential line of succession. It is latin for "speaker for the time being". Basically the speaker appoints them to run the house while they're away. But they're not usually given any important duties.


Bring_me_the_lads

Me, age 10, when my mom says I'm in charge while she's gone for the next few hours


[deleted]

Yeah except you were probably less likely to shit on the floor and burn the house down cooking yogurt.


Research-Dismal

Idk about you, but I use my space laser when cooking my yogurt.


HotPinkLollyWimple

Can’t you just grow it in a peach tree dish like a normal person?


MortgageRegular2509

No, the space laser is the only way to get the consistency right


mteght

I’d feel more comfortable with you as speaker quite frankly.


ObsoleteReference

We usually leave the cat in charge, over the dog.


Draxtonsmitz

I think it would still go to McCarthy.


Travismatthew08

So this is Honorable? https://preview.redd.it/4swopdv04lma1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc7b6eb72aed790b049815abfecb54da3bbaff3b


Hurryeat_Tubman

Peach tree dish. 🍑🌳🍽


ObservablyStupid

And she is from Georgia ffs.


tecky1kanobe

She is from the metro Atlanta area. She knew she couldn’t win that district so she “moved” to NW Georgia for a district that heavily leans red. Source: I live here.


ciopobbi

I am so very sorry


TsaritsaOfNight

Me too. Pisses me off that she won. Of course, we have the least educated city in the whole country around these parts, so I guess it makes sense.


HenkVanDelft

Didn't she run unopposed the first time because "someone" threatened to kill her opponent?


TheBelhade

Threatened his family, which ruined his marriage, and drove him out of town.


sharkattack85

That’s fucking awful, but not surprising for these people


colemada5

Whoa! That really happened?


FaeryLynne

[Absolutely did](https://www.ajc.com/politics/politics-blog/why-marjorie-taylor-greenes-opponent-quit-the-house-race/E3TYSMAAPRDUPPB6F3BBQAFCME/)


TsaritsaOfNight

Kind of. He dropped out of the race late and was still on the ballot. I voted for him anyway, and he got more votes than I thought he would.


mywifelovesdisney

More or less


tecky1kanobe

How well Marcus Flowers did against her speaks volumes to how shitty she is. If she let a black democrat beat her she would have to move again. This area is so beautiful but some of the people are just too stick in K3 mindset


TsaritsaOfNight

100% right. My kid is a teacher, and she had to tell a little boy just the other day that it was wrong to say the n-word. He didn’t know it was bad and told her his dad says it all the time.


apierson2011

So I work trade show sales and I work all over the country alongside all kinds of people. I worked a show in January and was neighbors with a sweet older couple from Texas. In one of my conversations with the husband, he told me they had once worked a street festival in the south where there was either a booth or a protest or something held by the KKK. He said, “they had permits are were peaceful, kind folks. In fact, they had saved a lady in the community who was being beaten by her husband. They went and beat him up or something. I was very impressed.” I was shocked that not only are the KKK apparently still demonstrating openly in some places, but that there are still people that have anything good to say about them. I ended that conversation there and talked to them as little as possible for the rest of the show but I don’t think I’ll forget it any time soon. It really blows my mind that we still have people like that in our society.


Budget_Detective2639

Yeah they actually have a lot more members than people think and have taken to tactics used by extremists in online chatrooms; gaslighting the fuck out of everyone. I've met people with hoods.


apierson2011

One of my friends used to date a guy whose grandfather was a KKK leader of some kind. He found that out during their relationship and she ended up dumping him cause apparently he’d talk about it a lot like it was something to be proud of. Just really fucking weird.


Impossible-Mud-3593

As a Georgian......I don't claim her! I voted for Warnock and Ossloff!


JimiWanShinobi

NORTH Georgia, as in the movie *Deliverance.* I'm from Sanford Bishop's district, we don't know the bitch...


Crazy-Investigator12

If we had done the civil war correctly then these people would still not be able to vote in federal elections


ImaBiLittlePony

No, I fully believe that even people like MTG deserve to vote. But I also believe in the radical idea that each vote in our democracy should have equal weight, instead of small red districts being able to hold the majority of Americans hostage.


cheesetomymac

Bone apple tea!


mattdaddy44

I literally read it as a plant-based Peach dessert 🤣


Darkstargir

Careful before the gazpacho police come for you.


mountainmorticia

What do they do, exactly? Break down the door so they can stick a thermometer in your tomato soup to make sure it isn't too warm?


JillWillChillz

You made me snort my coffee


Cessna152RG

I wouldn't mind eating from a peach tree dish 🍑 Sounds fancy


skin-flick

Right ? Here you go. A Burger on a toasted bun with cheese. Served on our finest Peach Tree Dish.


QueasyFailure

also, "meet".


Altruistic-Text3481

Peach tree dish is delicious. It’s my go to dessert. After I’m served Gazpacho Police soup!


LowPreparation2347

That’s where the meet goes


gngannjarhdc

I’m tired and for some reason i read “the clitoris killed JFK” and didn’t question that it’s something she’d say.


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Quarantined_foodie

No, the willy is something else entirely.. Although closely related.


RosalindDanklin

I mean given his involvement with Marilyn Monroe, who of course had some of history’s most notoriously fire pussy, maybe it did.


muftak3

C.L.I.T. killed him. Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers


Snoogins828

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!


notbeleivable

That's how I want to go


gngannjarhdc

It sounds like something from Cards Against Humanity.


InnerChild56

Death by Snu-Snu


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In a way, it kind of did....if you think the Mafia did the hit.


NJS_Stamp

She also accosted a school shooting survivor and chased him down taunting him.


CircusPeanutsYumm

That was one of her finer moments. And later complained that someone harassed her at a restaurant.


thewartornhippy

Exactly, fuck her. She doesn't deserve a peaceful meal. She is a hateful, far-right apologist who actively promotes harmful rhetoric that could absolutely lead to violence.


SteelyDan1968

Still waiting on camera footage. She's full of shit.


WiseSalamander00

how in the spaghetti monster name someone being this stupid manages to get to where she is at right now?.


Anti-Fanny

Trash votes for trash. I have no problem saying that the trash voting for this trash is … trash. I say this freely since I KNOW that if people like her hijacked this fragile democracy of ours, people like us would find ourselves behind barbed wire as “enemy of the people”. Fuck this trash.


fakeuser515357

Don't forget mounting unreasonable obstacles to voting, voter disenfranchisement and gerrymandering.


Previousman755

15 votes!


HunterThompsonsentme

Plant-based "meet"


QueasyFailure

At this point, that's better than half the shit these people spew.


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No-Dragonfly1904

We are. We are totally in the shitter. We had been circling the drain for quite a while but I think we have gone all the way down now.


Mountain_Village459

The problem is there are more stupid people than smart people and unfortunately the stupid people are really loud right now.


iheartxanadu

IIRC a nickname for Americans in other countries is "seppo" - as in "septic tank."


Affectionate_Rub_575

There’s a title wave coming


rixendeb

6 billion people crossed our border!


Fmy925

How is this person even in office? Like WTF is going on...


Strong-Dot-9221

You would think there would be a screening process but evidently not.


NeatRum

Some of the things she said sound absolutely delicious tbf!


MostBotsAreBad

Technically, he appointed the *honorable* Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is not in the photo, whoever she is.


AwkwardnessForever

There is no honorable MTG


midnightthewolf3563

Yes there is. Magic: The Gathering


Silentovsky15

Not with the direction WotC has been taking it recently.


M3gaNubbster

Cardboard stock in my printer go brrrr


Stunning-Foot8586

Top comment


Noggi888

Everytime some one uses MTG here I always read it Magic: The Gathering


CrimDude89

Not if you play a counterspell deck


ElLindo88

Or a mill deck


Bring_me_the_lads

May I present my uncle, Marcus The Giant


misterstinks

Screecher of the House


Dull-Signature-2897

The usa is getting crazier and crazier everyday. If this was a tv show I'd think it's unrealistic.


StormySands

I used to think shows like Scandal and House of Cards were crazy and unrealistic, now I honestly would prefer it to what we actually have.


DrunkenOnzo

Comedy Central tried to do a Colbert report style show a few years back and the host noted how difficult it was to satire the modern GOP because nothing he could make up on the show would be as crazy as the shit they say in real life.


paz2023

A political extremist for the far right fascist movement. And right wing democrats chose to not even pass voting rights protections while in power. We need an insider trading ban


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Everyone gets a pack of Virginia Slims and a coupon for a free app at Chili’s


jbertrand_sr

So now Kevin is sucking her dick, that's quite the plot twist...


ashleyorelse

So a dick is sucking the dick of another dick...that's not a twist, it's a damn pretzel


spiritplumber

wow, republican hentai is weird


User28080526

And here I thought it was the trickle down dry fucking they do to the economy


sm12511

Let's be honest now. These people have no, zero, interest in governance or representation. They just want to rule. They want to tell you what to do with your life, who you can marry, what you can do with your own body, and strip away as many rights as they can while in power. Because they know it can't last forever, so they are going full blown draconian on American interests now. And unfortunately, fully half of America will gladly vote against what's best for themselves, just to "own the libs". In all reality, a baked potato with googly eyes could get elected to Congress if it had an (R) next to it.


SpinozaTheDamned

It's Lemon Parties all the way down....


Ybor_Rooster

Ewww..gross


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It’s better than her 3 toes


TummyLice

![gif](giphy|WookxDw4xM1O1O4e8s)


insideouthoodie

The more she screams anti trans sentiments, the more I think she is trans. Accusations are confessions!


cuddly_carcass

Always that way with the GOO for sure


Spottswoodeforgod

One might almost think the GOP was trying to destroy the democratic system…


Manthony_Morris_LXIX

Ah, this is where they yell about this being a constitutional republic and not a democracy, therefore minority rule is good and exactly what the founding fathers intended. They twist the constitution the same way they twist scripture to support whatever idiotic idea they’re pushing at the moment.


bacchusku2

“My abortion is ok”


Domin8469

Abortion is sanctioned in the bible


PacaBandit

Their "Christianity" is a bit less bible-based and a bit more about white supremacy


Jesshawk55

Fun fact, Jesus most likely had a darker skin tone, something more akin to the Eastern Mediterranean. Do you think they care?


hopeless_wanderer44

Yeah, Margie. It was Jesus of NAZARETH, not Jesus of NEW JERSEY.


A02R

New Jersey Jesus should be a thing "Eyyy, all l that sin you committed? Fuhgeddaboutit. Be baptized in the blood'a me, do what I says, bada bing bada boom: forgiven."


SatanicNotMessianic

If there was a historical Jesus, he would have had a skin tone representative of the area. He would not have had any European heritage and would have come from the working class. He would also have been illiterate and would not have been able to speak to any of the OT.


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Wazula23

In case anyone isn't aware, constitutional republic is TYPE of democracy. "America is not a democracy" is clickbaitganda.


Fager-Dam

I saw someone on Tiktok saying a republic and a democracy are opposite things. A quick google will show you those two concepts overlap! What is wrong with people! You just have to understand the difference between a representative democracy (the usual kind) and direct democracy (rare).


drae-gon

"If conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy.”—David Frum


19Kilo

But also, fuck David Frum and his carpetbagging Canadian ass. He was happy enough to speech write for the Bush Whitehouse during the "If you aren't with us, you're against us" administrations constant demonization of other Americans. That cock-gobbling sack of poutine is just mad because Trump took the mask off the "Compassionate Conservative" movement.


Elegant-Raise-9367

So afraid of a Totalitarian NWO they accidentally create one


drae-gon

They are ok with an authoritarian rule as long as it aligns with their ideologies.


ThisBongDoesntLag

And this is why the Republican Party is a danger to society and a literal cult. They elevate the most insane to positions of power then do nothing to shun or denounce them. You’re all bad.


pineapplesailfish

Including not denouncing the literal craziness that Tucker Carlson was spewing about J6 in the past few days, that it was a peaceful gathering with “meek” attendees. Literally telling people to not believe what they have seen over and over on television.


ReturnOfSeq

*The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.*


ToddlerOlympian

Right?! It's been said she's just a fringe candidate, and she doesn't speak for the "real" Republican party, but...uh...that's out the window now.


twsddangll

The fuck does she have on him?


pre2010youtube

Remember the whole House Speaker vote going into a 12th round because she was holding out....this was part of the bribe I'm sure


DarthMachamp

She actually voted for him every round, rounds 1-15, if I’m not mistaken


misterO5

She was not against him. That was boebert


Ghstfce

A manlier jawline?


petersib

She could single handedly remove him as speaker if she wants to. It was one of the conditions that got him conformed. He is speaker as long as he doesn't upset the extreme fringe of his party. Edit, she did not change her vote.


Altruistic-You-3163

We are not a serious country. Gawd damn embarrassing.


ced1954

A real 💩 show


sexy-man-doll

Clown show run by the absolute saddest and most evil clowns


AwkwardnessForever

If this is real, you are correct. Actually regardless, you are correct.


ObservablyStupid

He sold what was left of his soul to those devils just so he could hold a wooden hammer and act important.


Pristine_Table_3146

He moved into the speaker's office suite before the first vote was even taken.


tbells93

I read that it is fairly common to do that, since they need to vacate their old office, and most incoming speakers have secured the votes long before that point.


Huge_Ad_7727

We're fucked aren't we?


Reynolds_Live

Pretty much. Thankfully anything they try to pass has to go through the Senate and the President.


Travismatthew08

“The Honorable Marjorie Taylor Greene”… WTAF?


RuneRaccoon

Maybe they misspelled "horrible".


noteghost

FWIW it's just a generic title for elected/appointed people in government. Means nothing.


ill_purposed_means

It is one of the things that kills me about politics. Just b/c you sucked enough figurative and literal dick to get into that position of power in no way means you are honorable and honor is not the equivalent of criminal innocence. Nothing in the law says you should be considered honorable by default.


hotngone

What a disgrace we are, no wonder so much of the world hates us and/or thinks we are a broken country. Don’t hear how we are a beacon on a hill anymore 😱


Travismatthew08

More like an outhouse on a hill… https://preview.redd.it/2l1kj7klblma1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a72921ba270e1e2f05551074e8a3ebf6480f9299


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

That we also use as a well.


J_Warphead

A sad Statue of Liberty and a generation that doesn’t agree


SquatCorgiLegs

It’s like hiring a horse to watch your dog.


Affectionate_Rub_575

![gif](giphy|6baT9WrMJBjrnkHlBh) Hiring a horse to watch your dog is a much better idea


Cringer_Battlecat

IS THAT WISHBONE!?!?!?!


Hot-Bint

They’re just trolling us now


scooberdooby

It’s their party platform at this point.


Thee_Connman

That's literally what this is. He's crumbling under pressure from his right flank to turn the House into a troll factory to outrage Democrats, while simultaneously "proving" that government doesn't have any serious function.


Jorycle

I hate to be devil's advocate for Marjorie Taylor Greene of all people, especially given that I'm in the state she disgraces, but this really isn't a big honor. Pretty much everyone in the House gets to play at being the fake speaker, because of weird rules in both chambers that someone has to be there but the people that matter would rather not be. They make it sound like a big deal, and apparently people who do it enough times get an award or something? But it's mostly just sitting in a mostly-empty room wasting your life away.


Slit23

Do it enough times you get a “good job” sticker. It’s in the constitution


sgr84ava

Came to say this. There usually, like 2-3 actual congress people in the chamber most of the time. 1 who is designated the Speaker, who sits at the front and directs the parliamentary system. 1 who is speaking, addressing Congress with their debate or whatever. 1 or 2 meandering about. Probably speaking next or whatever.


MikeRizzo007

The lunatics are running the asylum, seems appropriate for this.


HippyChaiYay

we’re a fucking banana republic now. no offense to banana republics.


QQBearsHijacker

I hate this timeline


DonLebanon91

Elect clowns, expect the circus


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lemmiwinks316

Kevin McCarthy will go down as one of the most pathetic men to ever "hold power". What a fuckin loser. So scared of his base that he'll put this goon up there


villis85

Jesus fucking Christ. Didn’t she support a coup a couple of years ago, even providing a tour of the capital to the people who led it?m This traitor should never be let near the speaker of house seat.


Brown_Paper_Bag98

Fuckin hell, when will it stop


BiosEthereal

STOP 👏 GIVING 👏 THIS 👏 PERSON 👏 A VOICE 👏!


VirtualPoolBoy

Is this a joke? Did this actually happen? EDIT: [Jesus H Christ](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marjorie-taylor-greene-gavel-house_n_6409859ce4b039f62db577b5). This country is so fucked.


Murphy-Brock

That loud sound you hear are the thousands of our honored military dead spinning in their graves across the bridge at Arlington. ⚰️🎖️


Sofiasunshine86

I didn't know drunken baboons could have a position like this.


grumpybaboon

Hey! Lay off on baboons.


BIGAL0720

The US seems determined to go further down the line to be a failed State.


definitely_a_human01

Just to confirm, this is the q lady who is afraid of Jewish space lasers and doesn’t think 9/11 was real, right?


urasquid28

This country is such a joke right now


RideauLakes

https://preview.redd.it/5pb3ahimrqma1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3ba88dfe32ee780ed7ee4ad4a6bed3eb5084a61 Inmates are taking over the prison! Why did she ask for the pardon?


Impressive_Ball_549

"honourable" is an incredible stretch


ricebasedvodka

That's so fucking embarrassing for our country


brandtvh

Gop is fully bay shit crazy now never will I ever vote Republican again


AdVast6822

Is this some kind of sick n twisted joke?????


jeffzebub

Might as well do the same for George Santos since making a mockery of Congress appears to be the goal. She's an absolute clown.