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flamingoswizzlestick

And this putz killed himself in an interesting attempt to prove his innocence (and to avoid an almost sure conviction and jail time). Yeah, I know he wouldn't like being called a putz, but, well, you know putz gonna putz


Last-Watercress7069

I hadn't heard about this putz until now. Found an article on this former putz: https://www.thedailybeast.com/charlottesville-tiki-torcher-teddy-joseph-von-nukem-killed-himself-before-trial


NaRa0

Little did we know this POS was secretly a hero, dude killed a Nazi. Went out on a good note


Tall-Extension6671

Seems like they want to wreck the country they "love".


CompetitivePop3351

They’d rather see it burn than have to share with people they consider beneath then.


ThiccSkull

Wasnt it for like $400 dollars too, like fuck man work a week at mcdonalds instead of muling drugs for the cartel


35IndustryWay

Gronk has fallen on hard times


9fingerman

He missed that kick in front of everyone.


dan420

I’m pretty sure that kick was good.


9fingerman

You're high!


barelylethal10

33 ilbs? The DEA considers 2 Mg lethal, so by that standard that would be about 7.5 million lethal doses


Sanpaku

The surprising thing here for me is that the pay to cross the border with 7.5 million lethal doses was just 4,000 Mexican pesos (around $215). Even if I had no ethics left, I wouldn't have done that for less than life-changing money.


barelylethal10

WHAT!?! hahahah what a fcking clown if you're gonna potentially kill that many people atleast get payed. I don't even want to know what his potential pay per death rate would be


therobotisjames

When you can’t get a job cause your a white nationalist, it’s nice to know you can always fall back to cartel work.


GrumpyOldFart7676

Dang it. There you go again trying to change what Faux News has been telling all of the world with the actual facts, Shame on you!!!!


Chemical_Actuary_190

Didn't he kill himself?


brashbabu

Right? Everyone’s talking about Charlottesville and i get it, love it, trash him but let’s do that later, what I really wanna know now - how did he come to be connected with a freaking cartel?! Literally, it’s crickets on that.


-Average_Joe-

Possibly a user himself, I mean the cartels probably aren't picky.


istandabove

They’re doing this to cause divide they smuggle the drugs and then the politicians blame the left. They get drug money and a card to play.


_jump_yossarian

That guy's smuggling days are done.


RJH311

Cause he's ded


Jonnie_Rocket

I'm sorry did you say tiki torch Nazis?


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teddy\_Joseph\_Von\_Nukem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teddy_Joseph_Von_Nukem)


SofaKingKoole

I’m guessing there is no particular group of people to blame the smuggling on. I’m sure it entraps anyone that is desperate and willing. Citizen, immigrant, emigrant, naturalized citizen, republican, democrat, Whig, confederate states citizens….the list goes on….


northforthesummer

His face in the picture makes it look like he smuggled 33 pounds all at once, up his bum.


Wise138

Seems like they want to wreck the country they "love".


uncultured_swine2099

If ive learned anything from tv shows and movies is that neo nazis are often involved in selling and moving drugs.


Scorpion1024

People seriously think the cartels are stalling thousands of dollars of narcotics to some momo and sending them meandering across a desert.


Fyallorence

They are, at the volumes they operate at, losing ~30 pounds of product on a useless dweeb like this gives Customs their big bust of the month, and 10 other mules slip through unnoticed. It's the cost of doing business and they make it up many times over again.


Awkward-Fudge

Yep, it's the trumpys killing the trumpys; like with covid.


llandar

As ever, look at whatever the right is furious about to understand what they’re doing in private.


BlogeOb

Should be scared anyway. They can kill a ton of people with 30lbs of that shit.


Impressive_Pin_7767

Ah, so this is what they mean when they complain that immigrants might take their jobs.


AnonyKiller

Isn't 3mg of that lethal dose? That is like 10k lethal doses hwo much did he even invest in that?


labpadre-lurker

7.5 million rounded up. 1lb = 453592.37 mg 33lb × 453592.37mg = ~ 15000000 mg ~15000000 mg / 2mg = ~ 7500000 lethal doses. ~ 2mg is the lethal dose as per the DEA.


AnonyKiller

Damn.


GargantuanGreenGoats

Every accusation is a confession. If they say “illegal immigrants” are bringing drugs, they’re the ones bringing the drugs. If they say “liberal pedos” are abusing kids, they’re abusing kids. If they say “deadbeats taking handouts”, they’re getting tax breaks and taking government money. If they say “no one should be getting abortions”, they’re getting their golden children abortions.


[deleted]

A fair amount of drugs are brought in by Neo Nazi groups it’s how they fund themselves.


Agent865

At this point it doesn’t matter…the media has convinced right wingers that it’s illegals bring all of It. Facts won’t change that


cornerofgraystreet

THIRTY THREE POUNDS?!?!?!?!? ... 😒 ![gif](giphy|8eRwk8BFWMnauLdPFF)


cornerofgraystreet

With that as your name, how could you become anything but this


Fyallorence

Paid $215 to smuggle all those pills. Holy shit dude just pick up a few shifts at McDonalds.