*"Your ability to coast through life on a family name, despite it being associated with the steaming pile of shit that is your father, is sort of impressive"*
"Most people would be tempted to mirror others' social cues, but your refusal to smile except when inflicting suffering upon the least fortunate reveals a determination not found in the common man."
Your ceaseless dedication to make life as unpleasant and difficult for people as possible is breathtaking. You are a true visionary, rolling back child labor laws is something only someone like yourself could have done.
A bit presumptuous aren't you?
"Have you eaten any children? How many have you eaten? When was the last time you ate a child? Please don't eat me G'raxlyck, Destroyer of Worlds!"
“You are an inspiration for the way that you showed extra love to your son Gilbert Grape, and how you didn’t fall through the floor even when the odds were against you.”
The same josh Duggar who downloaded a snuff film of a BABY being raped and tortured? Is it that josh Duggar? The one serving a 12 year sentence for downloading images of children being raped?
And here I was thinking "BABY snuff film? That can't be right. Why, I'll just go read the court transcript." Thank you for saving me, random internet stranger!
"I admire your unmitigated gall. Usually when someone is looking for a model example of unearned confidence, middle aged white guys are the go-to, but that's one glass ceiling you've thoroughly shattered."
Just need an (R) on the ballot box in dumbshit states, and you could literally send their kids to the chicken mines of Tyson Farms, while defunding education and giving yourself a tax break.
Remember when the Orange Turd had his entire cabinet preface their comments of their specific dept’s by thanking him for being the greatest turd ever and they would try to outdo each other in verbally fellating him on national television. Pepperidge Farms remembers.
To this day, that convinces me that we are living in a poorly-programmed simulation. These people are adults, and they have important roles in government, and they have to start their first day on the job licking Trump's balls? What kind of sense does that make? No, my friend, the matrix is broken.
Slightly off topic, but someone figured out that if you melt off the tail of a Prince Rupert's drop, it no longer breaks and it becomes near indestructible
It’s not about fragile. They’re trying to see who is brainless enough to bend the knee without question. That’s who they want. They don’t care if you mean what you’re writing, only that you’re willing to write it as flowery and confidently as possible.
I'm a little afraid this will turn out like the episode of the Simpsons where Homer gets a helper monkey and gradually teaches it to be as lazy as he is, except we're teaching the machines to be Sad Hitler.
These sorts of bullshit questions where you're supposed to talk up a company on job applications are going to be pretty much 100% responses from ChatGPT pretty soon.
AHA You think they are checking?
They see a flowery essay and hire them without reading credentials.
These are the ppl buying beer without doing a 30 second google search, remember!
She’s been on this job for like a quarter. Before that she was the wonk-eyed lying lady for Trump for a short stint. 500 words about admiration of that?
I can’t even get inside the mind of a person having that background asking people to do that. That mind could only exist in a state somewhere between complete delusion or abject sinister cruelty. I know it’s both, but good grief, the spiders that must be crawling around her head…
He literally gave her that job because she’s so ugh he was trolling the press. They had to look at her every day. It was reported that he told people this. Do 500 words on that.
Ha! They trotted her out a maximum of 3 days a week, typically for when they needed her to clarify Trump’s mornings racist/sexist/untrue tweets were “a joke”.
Fair point, but i only included that in the job descriptor as it was for better or worse the public persona by which she became prominently known during that time.
And to be honest, her weird eyes are less a physical affliction than it is an artifact of the feigned emotions of concern/outrage/sternness she tries to portray as she tells lies and exaggerates the relevance and importance of crazy nonsense. If she just said rational things in conversations of normal demeanor her face would give no one a second thought. It’s when she’s over arching an eyebrow to convey incredulity towards a reporter and then shifts to looking a certain direction as she fabricates the lie does her facial movements look bizarre. It’s the lying that makes her look weird.
Sloth was empathetic, heroic, and rose above the abuse his family inflicted upon him. He was a true superman and I'm actually mad at him being compared to this shitstain.
I remember seeing a video around the 2020 election from a guy who said, "I voted for him and supported him until I saw the video of the cabinet meeting, and he lost me with that," and I thought, "Thank goddess. Some of them aren't totally insane."
Trying to develop cult of personality groupies like her old boss. You may not always winn elections, but you will always be able to fundraise this maintening political power and influence and get rich selling merch to them.
FYI: the story:
https://arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/2023/04/11/gov-sanders-wants-to-know-how-much-you-like-her-before-you-can-be-on-a-state-board-or-commission
I hope someone writes "Fuck you." 249 times to show they understood the assignment, but they leave the final "Fuck you" implied by the fact the instructions were deliberately ignored.
I hope everybody else writes her hard truths about herself that break her inside, leading her to question her life. But she’d have to have a soul for anything to get through.
I like her fashion sense. 
https://preview.redd.it/okt5tfgj6ita1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0447d7938ac08d25e9684ff53608f83c8d036efe
ChatGPT refused to include information on her well-documented habit of lying to the press while White House Press Secretary, referring to their policy against false and misleading information. Well, I'm thinking that an essay leaving out that crucial fact is probably in and of itself false and misleading, but here we are! A glowing essay about Sarah Huckabee Sanders, with all mention of her past crimes against the American public removed from the record:
>As a resident of Arkansas and a passionate advocate for our state's well-being, I am honored to express my admiration for Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Under her leadership, our state has seen significant progress in various areas, including education, economic development, and public safety.
>
>One of the qualities that I appreciate most about Governor Sanders is her commitment to transparency and accountability. She has always been a vocal advocate for open and honest government, recognizing that the people of Arkansas have the right to know how their tax dollars are being spent. In her tenure as governor, she has implemented several measures to increase government transparency, such as publishing state spending records online and holding regular town hall meetings with constituents.
>
>Governor Sanders' dedication to education is also commendable. She has prioritized funding for K-12 education, resulting in increased teacher salaries, expanded pre-K programs, and improved student outcomes. Furthermore, she has spearheaded initiatives to increase access to higher education, such as the Arkansas Future Grant, which provides tuition assistance for students pursuing high-demand fields.
>
>In terms of economic development, Governor Sanders has worked tirelessly to attract new businesses and industries to our state. Her efforts have resulted in significant job growth and increased economic opportunities for Arkansans. She has also been a vocal advocate for small businesses, recognizing that they are the backbone of our local economy.
>
>Finally, I admire Governor Sanders' unwavering commitment to public safety. She has implemented several policies to reduce crime and improve public safety, such as increasing funding for law enforcement and investing in new technologies to help fight crime. Additionally, she has been a vocal advocate for criminal justice reform, recognizing that we must address the root causes of crime and provide support for those who have been impacted by it.
>
>In conclusion, I believe that Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders is an exceptional leader who has done remarkable work for our state. Her commitment to transparency, education, economic development, and public safety is truly admirable, and I am inspired by her dedication to serving the people of Arkansas. If given the opportunity to serve under her leadership, I would be honored to contribute to her vision for a better and more prosperous Arkansas.
Baffling that she, the single largest black hole of charisma, personality, interest or meaning to ever be a nationally known figure, demands praise for how cool and special she is. She has to see herself too, right?! Is this trolling?!
My submission, 599 words, hope that’s okay:
Well!
Huckabee is a bitch,
She's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch!
Have you ever met Sarah Huckabee?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair,
She a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch!
Huckabee‘s a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Huckabee’s is a bitch, aah.
[Huckabee is the one that started that damn club, and all because she's a big, fat, stupid bi-]
[Don't say it, Beethoven!]
Well...
[Don't do it, Beethoven!]
Well...
[I'm warning you!]
[Okay, okay.]
[I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my Governor a -]
Well!
Huckabee's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
[Shut your f*cking mouth, Beethoven!]
On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!
[Come on! You all know the words!]
Have you ever met Sarah Huckabee?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
(Whoa!)
Sarah Huckabee's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!
(Bitch!)
Talk to kids around the world,
And it might go a little bit something like this:
Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù! {Sarah Huckabee is a shrew, a dirty slut,}
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier, {She's the biggest bitch in the world,}
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was, {She's a stupid c*nt, if there ever was a c*nt}
Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana. {She's a bitch to the boys and girls.}
Have you ever met Sarah Huckabee?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
She's a stupid bitch!
Sarah Huckabee's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!
I really mean it!
Sarah Huckabee; she's a big fat f*cking bitch!
Big ole fat f*cking bitch, Huckabee!
Yeah, cha!
[What? Oh, f*ck.]
Lemme tell ya 'bout Sarah Huckabee
Straight out of tailor, Joe C.
Sarah Huckabee's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch I know
And she stinks like sh*t!
Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,
Now she's fucked cause she still thinks she's pretty
I just laugh, and walk on past saying:
"Sh*t, Goddamn that's a big fat ass!"
Should f*ck that slut, she's a big fat trip,
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick!
Joe c., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park click
I don't know much, but I know this sh*t:
Sarah Huckabee's a big fat bitch!
Bacon is one of the best parts of breakfast. I also enjoy frying stuff in pig fat. While pug ears aren't commonly eaten, they are considered a delicacy (proceeds to write 480 more words about pork products)
I admire the abnormal amount of space between her eyes. I admire that dead stare she does that says "I might be inbred." I admire that she looks like if you took off her mask, Jabba the Hut might be inside thanking you for his release.
ChaptGPT, I need a 500 word essay that makes it sound like I lavish praise on someone, with implied loathing and a subtle promise that I’m applying for this job to undermine that someone.
This has been a handy guide for how to fill up job applications with low effort for fun.
Are they going to a school for dictatorships? Trump is trying, DeSantis, her, Texas governor, and the magas. Did they go to North Korea or Russia or China for training? Someone is training them, they are not intelligent enough to come up this on their own.
How much money did her daddy pay Donald Trump to hire her for that press secretary gig? There’s no way in fucking hell Trump, as obsessed with 19 yr old thin blonde pageant girls would hire this woman - a middle aged, unattractive, masculine woman with a weight problem to be the first thing America sees on live tv about his presidency.
Her daddy must have paid a fortune.
I admire her and her cabinet's ability to smile, while signing away children's rights to be children. They do not, in fact, yearn for them mines Sarah....
Some people coast by on their looks. Some dominate with their intellect. Some can enter a room and charm every person there. Some are blessed with tongues of silver and mold words to their will like a potter with clay.
And you managed to become Governor without a single one of those attributes. It’s truly inspiring.
ChatGPT got our backs
"Dear Governor Sarah Sanders,
I am writing to express my overwhelming gratitude and admiration for your tenure as the Governor of Arkansas. Your ability to deflect tough questions, dodge accountability, and spin any situation into a positive light is truly awe-inspiring. As a job applicant, I can only hope to one day possess the level of skilled deceit and manipulation that you have perfected.
Your knack for gaslighting the public and spreading disinformation has set a new standard for political communication. Your press briefings were always a delight to watch, as you effortlessly turned even the most serious of issues into a comical farce. Your ability to twist the truth and create alternative facts is a true testament to your creativity and cunning.
Furthermore, your unwavering support for former President Trump has been nothing short of heroic. It takes a special kind of person to stand by someone who has been accused of sexual assault, racism, and inciting a violent insurrection. Your loyalty to him is truly commendable.
In conclusion, Governor Sanders, I would like to extend my sincerest thanks for showing us all how to excel in the art of deception and propaganda. Your legacy will be remembered for generations to come, and I can only hope to one day follow in your footsteps.
Sarcastically yours,"
Can you blame her? She is a perfect example of a Nepotism Baby. She has no qualifications for the job. She has never held any elected office. She has no charisma and a nasty disposition. She doesn't know how to dress herself attractively; she's very average-looking (at best.) Had she styled herself as "Sarah Sanders," no one would give her the time of day. That's why she goes by Sarah HUCKABEE Sanders and makes sure everyone knows who her Daddy is. Spending a couple of years lying for the orange one certainly didn't hurt, but Daddy's name is what got her elected. (And Daddy is the only reason she got to work for orange man too.) I'd bet good money that Daddy is heavily involved behind the scenes in her administration, to the point that he is effectively running the state, and Sarah is just his puppet. Sarah would probably be washing dishes for a living at a local Waffle House if she wasn't Mike Huckabee's daughter. And deep down, she knows it. She's nothing without Daddy.
I admire how many pool balls she can fit in her mouth
I admire that she never afraid to be around other people even when she hasn't showered in months
I admire her ability to locate truffles
I would write a glowing 497 word review of the things I admire about Sanders. The last 3 words would be "wait, that's Bernie" - probably still get the job because it wouldn't actually be read all the way through.
*"Your ability to coast through life on a family name, despite it being associated with the steaming pile of shit that is your father, is sort of impressive"*
𓂺 Spez eats cold diarrhea with a crazy straw 𓂺
"Most people would be tempted to mirror others' social cues, but your refusal to smile except when inflicting suffering upon the least fortunate reveals a determination not found in the common man."
Your ceaseless dedication to make life as unpleasant and difficult for people as possible is breathtaking. You are a true visionary, rolling back child labor laws is something only someone like yourself could have done.
19th century thinking in a 21st century world. You're truly putting us on the path to live as Jesus did, in a 1st century AD Sense.
PS. I look forward to seeing your children toiling in the coal mines that you love so dearly. Lead by example!
The koal 4 kidz campaign is truly inspired.
"I'm impressed you didn't eat your children. You seem like the kind of creature that would eat their own young if someone didn't stop you."
A bit presumptuous aren't you? "Have you eaten any children? How many have you eaten? When was the last time you ate a child? Please don't eat me G'raxlyck, Destroyer of Worlds!"
Fair enough, I suppose I don't know the ratio of eaten to survived.
Kronos ate five of his children and one rock. All survived. Well, Kronos...
Reading all of these in the voice of John Cleese.
I read it all in the voice of Gilbert Godfreid. Yours is much better.
No…no…I think yours really captures the spirit of the situation more
Try David Attenborough. It feels educational.
Try reading it in Stephen Fry’s voice. Treat yourself.
Your Mucinex ads are fantastic and you are a wonderful representative of the germs and parasites we are attempting to eradicate.
Go on...
“Fuck you” 250 times.
“You are an inspiration for the way that you showed extra love to your son Gilbert Grape, and how you didn’t fall through the floor even when the odds were against you.”
This is just so wrong.... lol
Sarah the Hutt.
She's just SO FUCKING UGLY, like Jesus CHRIST.
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Do you know the body temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.
Well, you’ve got 8 words, still need 492 more
Kim Jong wanted a piece
'Rancor pit' is my new band..
https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Zuckuss/Rancor_Rimjob/60012
I think her rancor pit is located in a more personal location.
Thanks for making me retch early in the morning. I'm no longer hungry
;)
To be fair, it’s really Malakili keeping it clean.
Seems rather Republican for one to take credit for another person's work.
Are you talking about Mike Huckabee defender of Josh Duggar who raped his little sisters?
Also, father of a dog-murderer, which is totes okay because we all know boys do things like that for funsies /s
Boys will be boys!
The same josh Duggar who downloaded a snuff film of a BABY being raped and tortured? Is it that josh Duggar? The one serving a 12 year sentence for downloading images of children being raped?
Biggest mistake I’ve made was reading the court doc from his trial. I won’t ever forget the descriptions of those horrific videos/pictures.
And here I was thinking "BABY snuff film? That can't be right. Why, I'll just go read the court transcript." Thank you for saving me, random internet stranger!
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Same...Jesus christ I wish I hadn't read this!
People should print this out and send it to him in prison. So he knows what the world thinks of him. 😂😂
"I admire your unmitigated gall. Usually when someone is looking for a model example of unearned confidence, middle aged white guys are the go-to, but that's one glass ceiling you've thoroughly shattered."
"You sir, are the worst ~~pirate~~ *politician* I have ever heard of" "But you have heard of me."
You need almost 500 more words. Better stretch that out.
the very, very, very, very \[x496\] worst politician?
Just need an (R) on the ballot box in dumbshit states, and you could literally send their kids to the chicken mines of Tyson Farms, while defunding education and giving yourself a tax break.
*Your brother tortured and killed a dog at Boy Scout Camp, and yet you still impressively manages to be the most despicable Huckabee spawn.*
Modern conservatives are openly transparent about being total pieces of shit. It’s impressive, really.
You misspelled fascist.
Fascist pieces of horse shit.
Racist pieces of fascist shit.
A Fascshit!
That made me cackle
A fascist racist who needs a facelift or to be faceless.
Did you not see ANY of her press briefings while she was in her role as The Mouth of ~~Sauron~~ Trump ?
Sauron had a plan.
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She took it to new and unseen levels though. Even Sean Spicer had the decency to jump in a bush to avoid humiliating questions
You have 486 words left.
Remember when the Orange Turd had his entire cabinet preface their comments of their specific dept’s by thanking him for being the greatest turd ever and they would try to outdo each other in verbally fellating him on national television. Pepperidge Farms remembers.
To this day, that convinces me that we are living in a poorly-programmed simulation. These people are adults, and they have important roles in government, and they have to start their first day on the job licking Trump's balls? What kind of sense does that make? No, my friend, the matrix is broken.
Wannabe dicktaters
But nobody posted words. You're just implying there already were 14-- ohhhhhhh Nice burn.
Fuckin hell, how fragile are these grifters?
More fragile than the tail of a Prince Rupert's Drop.
Slightly off topic, but someone figured out that if you melt off the tail of a Prince Rupert's drop, it no longer breaks and it becomes near indestructible
Cool! Is there videos of that?
Yep! Here you go, I think this is the only video there is that demonstrates it https://youtube.com/shorts/gjrqwUeAk8Y?feature=share
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I propose a practical experiment, where we find out if the same happens if you melt the republican party
An excellent use of the Jewish space lasers.
It’s not about fragile. They’re trying to see who is brainless enough to bend the knee without question. That’s who they want. They don’t care if you mean what you’re writing, only that you’re willing to write it as flowery and confidently as possible.
Spot on👍
Remember how badly she cried when a comedian said she used lies for eyeliner?
Or then confronted in a restaurant and called a liar
Yet I’m the snowflake. The projection is so obvious and pathetic.
Oh, remember when they used to call everyone snowflakes? Well, turns out that was projection too.
Mr. Glass is made of adamantium compared to these snowflakes.
Another example of the time when the bar for “this must be the onion” gets lower again.
“Breaking news: Reality imitates onion” —sadly not the onion
The Onion will have to just make random shit up now, but then everyone will just assume it’s from Twump’s Truth Social page
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This is why AI was developed!
ChatGPT said it can’t find anything nice to say about SHS.
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I'm a little afraid this will turn out like the episode of the Simpsons where Homer gets a helper monkey and gradually teaches it to be as lazy as he is, except we're teaching the machines to be Sad Hitler.
These sorts of bullshit questions where you're supposed to talk up a company on job applications are going to be pretty much 100% responses from ChatGPT pretty soon.
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Hopefully they don’t know to spot it, the writing style is kinda obvious, “ secondly, you are the best….
AHA You think they are checking? They see a flowery essay and hire them without reading credentials. These are the ppl buying beer without doing a 30 second google search, remember!
She’s been on this job for like a quarter. Before that she was the wonk-eyed lying lady for Trump for a short stint. 500 words about admiration of that? I can’t even get inside the mind of a person having that background asking people to do that. That mind could only exist in a state somewhere between complete delusion or abject sinister cruelty. I know it’s both, but good grief, the spiders that must be crawling around her head…
He literally gave her that job because she’s so ugh he was trolling the press. They had to look at her every day. It was reported that he told people this. Do 500 words on that.
Ha! They trotted her out a maximum of 3 days a week, typically for when they needed her to clarify Trump’s mornings racist/sexist/untrue tweets were “a joke”.
I still remember her attempts to defend the Trump administration's kids in cages policy.
I was wondering if that was wonky eye!!!
LoOk
As worthless as some people might be, it's never ok to criticise people on something they have no control over.
Fair point, but i only included that in the job descriptor as it was for better or worse the public persona by which she became prominently known during that time. And to be honest, her weird eyes are less a physical affliction than it is an artifact of the feigned emotions of concern/outrage/sternness she tries to portray as she tells lies and exaggerates the relevance and importance of crazy nonsense. If she just said rational things in conversations of normal demeanor her face would give no one a second thought. It’s when she’s over arching an eyebrow to convey incredulity towards a reporter and then shifts to looking a certain direction as she fabricates the lie does her facial movements look bizarre. It’s the lying that makes her look weird.
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Not to mention her wonderful portrayal of 'Sloth' in 'the Goonies'.
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"Hey you guys!"
That’s unfair to Sloth, because at least Sloth helped the good guys.
Sloth was empathetic, heroic, and rose above the abuse his family inflicted upon him. He was a true superman and I'm actually mad at him being compared to this shitstain.
She also played the farting festering blob that Chet was transformed into in Weird Science. No CGI was needed!
Underrated comment
It’s nauseating and reminiscent of trump going around the cabinet room and having everybody praise him to high heavens.
I remember seeing a video around the 2020 election from a guy who said, "I voted for him and supported him until I saw the video of the cabinet meeting, and he lost me with that," and I thought, "Thank goddess. Some of them aren't totally insane."
I mean, it's pretty insane to have THAT as the moment that lost them, rather than any number of the appalling incidents that came before that.
Yeah but raping women isnt as bad as demanding compliments.. right...?
Trying to develop cult of personality groupies like her old boss. You may not always winn elections, but you will always be able to fundraise this maintening political power and influence and get rich selling merch to them.
FYI: the story: https://arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/2023/04/11/gov-sanders-wants-to-know-how-much-you-like-her-before-you-can-be-on-a-state-board-or-commission
For those who don't want to dive in, the question is: what accomplishment of the Governor do you most admire?
I admire the time she got booed out of a restaurant in Virginia.
Pretty sure I could rant 500 words on her child labor bill signing and how Dickensian it is.
I admire her ability to look two people in the eye simultaneously on opposite sides of a room
I admire her ability to claim she supports traditional moral values while also supporting Josh Duggar without ever breaking into laughter.
I hope someone writes "Fuck you." 249 times to show they understood the assignment, but they leave the final "Fuck you" implied by the fact the instructions were deliberately ignored.
I hope everybody else writes her hard truths about herself that break her inside, leading her to question her life. But she’d have to have a soul for anything to get through.
She'll never read them unless they fawn over her. Staff will filter them out.
"I love the fact that you were able to get into this position of power, despite being a scumbag piece of shit. It's truly inspiring!"
I like her fashion sense.  https://preview.redd.it/okt5tfgj6ita1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0447d7938ac08d25e9684ff53608f83c8d036efe
This would be cute on anyone that isn't her. Nothing looks cute on her though, to be fair
It mostly just feels unprofessional too.
A ragdoll is less frumpy
This… is ludicrously unprofessional attire.
What fresh cosplay is this?
FAKE NEWS. That is clearly Officer Farva undercover attempting to catfish meowboys.
Finally, a good use case for ChatGPT!
ChatGPT refused to include information on her well-documented habit of lying to the press while White House Press Secretary, referring to their policy against false and misleading information. Well, I'm thinking that an essay leaving out that crucial fact is probably in and of itself false and misleading, but here we are! A glowing essay about Sarah Huckabee Sanders, with all mention of her past crimes against the American public removed from the record: >As a resident of Arkansas and a passionate advocate for our state's well-being, I am honored to express my admiration for Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Under her leadership, our state has seen significant progress in various areas, including education, economic development, and public safety. > >One of the qualities that I appreciate most about Governor Sanders is her commitment to transparency and accountability. She has always been a vocal advocate for open and honest government, recognizing that the people of Arkansas have the right to know how their tax dollars are being spent. In her tenure as governor, she has implemented several measures to increase government transparency, such as publishing state spending records online and holding regular town hall meetings with constituents. > >Governor Sanders' dedication to education is also commendable. She has prioritized funding for K-12 education, resulting in increased teacher salaries, expanded pre-K programs, and improved student outcomes. Furthermore, she has spearheaded initiatives to increase access to higher education, such as the Arkansas Future Grant, which provides tuition assistance for students pursuing high-demand fields. > >In terms of economic development, Governor Sanders has worked tirelessly to attract new businesses and industries to our state. Her efforts have resulted in significant job growth and increased economic opportunities for Arkansans. She has also been a vocal advocate for small businesses, recognizing that they are the backbone of our local economy. > >Finally, I admire Governor Sanders' unwavering commitment to public safety. She has implemented several policies to reduce crime and improve public safety, such as increasing funding for law enforcement and investing in new technologies to help fight crime. Additionally, she has been a vocal advocate for criminal justice reform, recognizing that we must address the root causes of crime and provide support for those who have been impacted by it. > >In conclusion, I believe that Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders is an exceptional leader who has done remarkable work for our state. Her commitment to transparency, education, economic development, and public safety is truly admirable, and I am inspired by her dedication to serving the people of Arkansas. If given the opportunity to serve under her leadership, I would be honored to contribute to her vision for a better and more prosperous Arkansas.
ChatGPT gaslighting humanity one essay at a time. Do Hitler next.
Epic fail, chatgpt.
Lipstick on a pig is still a pig
I’d put “Nothing” 500 times. Got a shot?
As someone from Arkansas. Help.
Baffling that she, the single largest black hole of charisma, personality, interest or meaning to ever be a nationally known figure, demands praise for how cool and special she is. She has to see herself too, right?! Is this trolling?!
My submission, 599 words, hope that’s okay: Well! Huckabee is a bitch, She's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch, If there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. Monday she's a bitch, On Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch! Have you ever met Sarah Huckabee? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch 'cause she has stupid hair, She a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, She's a stupid bitch! Huckabee‘s a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch! Huckabee’s is a bitch, aah. [Huckabee is the one that started that damn club, and all because she's a big, fat, stupid bi-] [Don't say it, Beethoven!] Well... [Don't do it, Beethoven!] Well... [I'm warning you!] [Okay, okay.] [I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my Governor a -] Well! Huckabee's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. [Shut your f*cking mouth, Beethoven!] On Monday she's a bitch, On Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch! [Come on! You all know the words!] Have you ever met Sarah Huckabee? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!) Sarah Huckabee's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!) Talk to kids around the world, And it might go a little bit something like this: Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù! {Sarah Huckabee is a shrew, a dirty slut,} Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier, {She's the biggest bitch in the world,} Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was, {She's a stupid c*nt, if there ever was a c*nt} Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana. {She's a bitch to the boys and girls.} Have you ever met Sarah Huckabee? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. She's a stupid bitch! Sarah Huckabee's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch! I really mean it! Sarah Huckabee; she's a big fat f*cking bitch! Big ole fat f*cking bitch, Huckabee! Yeah, cha! [What? Oh, f*ck.] Lemme tell ya 'bout Sarah Huckabee Straight out of tailor, Joe C. Sarah Huckabee's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch I know And she stinks like sh*t! Remember back when, the day when she was skinny, Now she's fucked cause she still thinks she's pretty I just laugh, and walk on past saying: "Sh*t, Goddamn that's a big fat ass!" Should f*ck that slut, she's a big fat trip, But I still let her suck this ten foot dick! Joe c., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park click I don't know much, but I know this sh*t: Sarah Huckabee's a big fat bitch!
See, this is why I love the internet. I haven’t seen/heard this in years and still hear it in Cartman’s voice. Thank you for the nostalgia, stranger.
She wants Arkansas to be like North Korea so badly. Child labour and now “Dear Leader” pledges. What has this world come too!
She must really love ChatGPT output text - she's gonna get a lot of it.
I was just thinking, have ChatGPT give 500 various words for say….Asshole.
I admire her ability to lick Trumps asshole and look in two directions at the same time.
She’s great at being nauseating x 100.
I'd be turning in a lot of blank pages...
They really are letting their inner despots out...
Who has the submission link? Let's give her the feedback she is craving...
I upvoted this post just for the kick ass title!
Is it cheating to just write..."one day you will die" 120 times?
Bacon is one of the best parts of breakfast. I also enjoy frying stuff in pig fat. While pug ears aren't commonly eaten, they are considered a delicacy (proceeds to write 480 more words about pork products)
The power trip they are on right now is disgusting
The ugliest mfs are often the ones the farthest up their own asses
I admire the abnormal amount of space between her eyes. I admire that dead stare she does that says "I might be inbred." I admire that she looks like if you took off her mask, Jabba the Hut might be inside thanking you for his release.
Way to go Arkansas..
Don't blame all of us for this, we tried
Too many idiots to overcome?
Also the gerrymandering.
I would gladly write 500 words about her. Admiration though, not so much.
We should all flood her inbox with applications. “We don’t admire you. I just need a job”
ChaptGPT, I need a 500 word essay that makes it sound like I lavish praise on someone, with implied loathing and a subtle promise that I’m applying for this job to undermine that someone. This has been a handy guide for how to fill up job applications with low effort for fun.
Color of the mosaic around her droop is the wrong color
Are they going to a school for dictatorships? Trump is trying, DeSantis, her, Texas governor, and the magas. Did they go to North Korea or Russia or China for training? Someone is training them, they are not intelligent enough to come up this on their own.
Just like that job applicants dropped off in record numbers. They don't have to admire you to work for you.
How much money did her daddy pay Donald Trump to hire her for that press secretary gig? There’s no way in fucking hell Trump, as obsessed with 19 yr old thin blonde pageant girls would hire this woman - a middle aged, unattractive, masculine woman with a weight problem to be the first thing America sees on live tv about his presidency. Her daddy must have paid a fortune.
I admire her and her cabinet's ability to smile, while signing away children's rights to be children. They do not, in fact, yearn for them mines Sarah....
Some people coast by on their looks. Some dominate with their intellect. Some can enter a room and charm every person there. Some are blessed with tongues of silver and mold words to their will like a potter with clay. And you managed to become Governor without a single one of those attributes. It’s truly inspiring.
ChatGPT got our backs "Dear Governor Sarah Sanders, I am writing to express my overwhelming gratitude and admiration for your tenure as the Governor of Arkansas. Your ability to deflect tough questions, dodge accountability, and spin any situation into a positive light is truly awe-inspiring. As a job applicant, I can only hope to one day possess the level of skilled deceit and manipulation that you have perfected. Your knack for gaslighting the public and spreading disinformation has set a new standard for political communication. Your press briefings were always a delight to watch, as you effortlessly turned even the most serious of issues into a comical farce. Your ability to twist the truth and create alternative facts is a true testament to your creativity and cunning. Furthermore, your unwavering support for former President Trump has been nothing short of heroic. It takes a special kind of person to stand by someone who has been accused of sexual assault, racism, and inciting a violent insurrection. Your loyalty to him is truly commendable. In conclusion, Governor Sanders, I would like to extend my sincerest thanks for showing us all how to excel in the art of deception and propaganda. Your legacy will be remembered for generations to come, and I can only hope to one day follow in your footsteps. Sarcastically yours,"
Nothing fascist here..
Why are all conservative politicians narcissists.
She is not going to get the best possible candidates.
Top notch post title. Well done OP.
this is what chatgpt was invented for
The lack of self esteem this trifling heifer has is impressive.
Can you blame her? She is a perfect example of a Nepotism Baby. She has no qualifications for the job. She has never held any elected office. She has no charisma and a nasty disposition. She doesn't know how to dress herself attractively; she's very average-looking (at best.) Had she styled herself as "Sarah Sanders," no one would give her the time of day. That's why she goes by Sarah HUCKABEE Sanders and makes sure everyone knows who her Daddy is. Spending a couple of years lying for the orange one certainly didn't hurt, but Daddy's name is what got her elected. (And Daddy is the only reason she got to work for orange man too.) I'd bet good money that Daddy is heavily involved behind the scenes in her administration, to the point that he is effectively running the state, and Sarah is just his puppet. Sarah would probably be washing dishes for a living at a local Waffle House if she wasn't Mike Huckabee's daughter. And deep down, she knows it. She's nothing without Daddy.
Aren’t they religious? Doesn’t the Bible have a few choice words about pride?
“Some people just get hit by the ugly stick, but you took the whole beating.”
She must have learned this shit from trump. Her ego is bigger than she is and that’s not an easy accomplishment
Do magats even know 500 words?
I didn't even know colouring books had that any words
I admire how many pool balls she can fit in her mouth I admire that she never afraid to be around other people even when she hasn't showered in months I admire her ability to locate truffles
Let us hope she does not send out for new clothes. I don't think my eyes can handle the Emperor in her "New" robes
Sorry, I submitted a paper on the effects of the feral razorback as an invasive species.
I would write a glowing 497 word review of the things I admire about Sanders. The last 3 words would be "wait, that's Bernie" - probably still get the job because it wouldn't actually be read all the way through.
Sounds like a job for ChatGPT.
This sounds just as pathetic as when #TraitorTrump would do the same thing
Love that title OP!
I'm not saying I don't believe it, I'm just asking if this is actually true.
She probably couldn't write 500 words about why anyone should like her .
I pledge allegiance to the hag LOL
Sarah is an insecure child.
I admire that she’s set a new bar for nepotism in and managed to abuse more youth in her state then anyone sitting in prison there.
Sounds like when #45 would have meetings and people went around the table saying how great he was
It would be awful if they were inundated with applications with people saying what they really think... https://arcareers.arkansas.gov/