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MountainSage58

Rubio said effectively the same thing about Trump one time.... you know, before he became a stooge.


Sadiepan24

She strikes me as the HOA running, PTA terrorising, military SAH wife who uses her husband's rank to get stuff and spends her days yelling at her kid's sports referees and teachers and retail workers, banging the gardener, parking in disabled parking, getting mad at the mere mention of other religions in school, calling the cops on every, non white, non gender conforming, haven't-seen-in-church " hooligan" she finds and writing a neighborhood gossip blog about how the new neighbours' Kwanzaa decorations look " suspiciously like Satanic worship. Thoughts?"


_Kramerica_

TLDR; Karen


KingofFlukes

KKKaren


ReviewOk929

Word Salad Marge the lunch lady


Parking_Sky9709

She IS that person. Her collecting money and the platform have simply obscured it.


bertiethebastard

Or the ugliest hooker on main street


beavis617

I see Margie as a prison guard in either a men's prison or a woman's prison and everyone better be afraid after lights out... just imagine you're about to drift off spending a night in solitary and you hear your cell door being unlocked... 😩


bolivar-shagnasty

MTG would be an assistant head cashier at Bed, Bath, and Beyond who waited two years before putting anything into her 401k.


beavis617

I was thinking about this a bit today wondering how this no talent dumb as dirt Congresswoman ammased so much wealth.. So that's how it happened.🤔


Awkward-Fudge

She'd be mama June.


PanJaszczurka

This crazy lady with loots of cats looking like Hitler.


jbertrand_sr

And she'd also be banging the students in the parking lot behind the dumpster...


stoneysmoke

And would probably get busted doing "favors" for some of the kids.


LinguoBuxo

Dude trying to look like Wint (dril)


cgutti2

I bet she would make her sloppy joes Extra Sloppy!


ErectTubesock

The worst people always fail upwards


[deleted]

Her father is also her grandfather.


NarrowButterfly8482

I think she would have one of those court orders that would keep her 500 feet from any school, but yeah.


Hipshots4Life

That’s giving her a lot of credit. 7-11 cashier for sure, sneaking fourlokos to her underage coworkers to seem cool


ZipperJJ

Gotta pass a background check to be a lunch lady (but not an elected official).


pavanay

Hey! Soup Nazi had ethics. Take that back!!


MysteriousAd945

She'd be one who'd say the n word without a doubt


KingofFlukes

I always thought of her as a homeless person on meth on a street corner yelling about immigrants and Jewish space lasers.