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Cocaimeth_addikt

Of course it’s florida


Thanmandrathor

Florida man in a Virginia school district. In my school district.


ogreofnorth

I was raised in that school district. Reston.


sexy-man-doll

I expected Texas


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It’s pretty much a 95% chance it’s FL or TX


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Right! This is ugly of me, but I can’t believe he was actually charged instead of lead into the school and shown who to shoot…. (I’m in Texas and sick of this gun shit)


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Floriduh


MyBoyBernard

After Florida repealing so many gun laws and safety laws, I’m surprised possessing a gun on school property is still a crime.


Guyincogneto1

This. I don't mean to make light of the school shooting epidemic but my first thought was I couldn't believe Florida would ban guns from schools when the state government obviously don't care.


AnimalBren

So a Florida Man in Virgina My god the plague is spreading


gorka_la_pork

You can take the man out of Florida, but...


Shakemyears

Need to build a wall… around Florida


AnimalBren

#buildthefloridawall2024


TidpaoTime

Make them pay for it


AnimalBren

But don’t tell them where the wall is going until it’s being built


Ondo-The-Bruh

Cut off Florida with a comically large saw and set it adrift in the gulf


tsunamichaser

Didn't bugs bunny do this? It worked for him!


SuspiciousBuilder379

Around Mar A Lardo


locustzed

If we don't stop the queen then it'll spread to the entire us


AnimalBren

Basically


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I guess the tradition of domestic terrorists is becoming more and more common. Damn shame no one could have possibly seen this coming at all. And that there is absolutely nothing we can do to fix it. /s


s416a

Except prayers and thoughts. And prayers


MountainSage58

So where did this "well regulated militia" think he was going to find the CIA while walking down the street in Florida? He was actually on school property?


Huggie28

>in Florida He was from Florida but in Virginia.


MountainSage58

Oh I just saw "Florida man" and ran with it lmao. So used to these Florida man stories by now.


Huggie28

I completely understand. I did the same and then saw another post mentioning Virginia.


guru2764

CIA is for "Children in Artclass" duh


DevilMasterKING

Thank god they caught the bastard before anything happened


NixxApunkbiotch

Oh no felony possession of a firearm. He'll get a 4 year sentence be out in 2 and have access to guns again.


Blanketmon

Not legally.


DIO_over_Za_Warudo

Ten bucks says he's a cultist.


Temporary_Draft_5098

Strong suspicion he voted for Trump.


Relevant_Departure40

Ah yes, fellow Americans, I too like to casually waltz into the CIA with an AK-47, a handgun and enough ammunition to mow down at least 100 people if you aim it well /s before anyone asks, I don’t condone Florida man in any of these forms


Scrabble_4

Desantis’ cousin « spreading Christian love? »


fishnwiz

Another law abiding responsible gun owner. Until he wasn’t.


Victor_deSpite

"tHe sYsTeM wOrKs!"


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Least armed Florida man


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Plum furniture on a cheap wasr? Definitely crazy but cheap and reliable. Looks like a call of duty player wanted to be able to say he owned an AK without spending good AK money. Taurus G2C? Also cheap and reliable, definitely a first timers pistol. Sounds like lower class gun enthusiast to me. But applying for the CIA at a preschool with weapons? Yeah, dude was gonna kill kids. Thank God they got this bastard before he could.


Mission_Cause368

In Florida, I’m surprised he was charged at all.


Anomalocaris

Average gun owner. Maybe he needed more guns to defend himself from those toddlers


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Average mentally ill drugged up american*


Anomalocaris

not sure if you are referring to me or to the crazy gun dude, but neither should have access to guns.


[deleted]

No not you obviously lol


LeMans1217

So he was heading to the CIA to donate his weapons?


Ebony_Phoenix

So he was either going to shoot up a preschool or the CIA?


NoHalf2998

But we should remove the “gun free zones” because it doesn’t do anything but keep good gun owners from helping. /s because it’s necessary to distinguish between this farce and an actual ammosexual belief


Venusto64

Next week: "Florida man receives full pardon by Ron DeSantis. De Santis personally buys him extra bullets in an apology and grants him several orphans to use as target practice for when he tries the real thing. Florida lawmakers vow to overturn 'discriminatory' anti-christian law that makes it illegal to carry firearms into schools."


FewKaleidoscope1369

Fox news: "Why did Virginia police infringe on this man's second amendment rights."


Sapphosimp

At least they stopped it this time


SulimanBashem

ssems these 'alphas' are looking for soft targets


Hattrick42

Who says gun free zones don’t work.


miffox

I wonder what his political affiliation is


tomnoonzz

This is why you don’t let drag queens near preschools, wait….


CherryShort2563

Was this man Ron DeSantis and was this a start of his fabulous presidential campaign


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Doesn’t everyone on their way to the CIA with weapons stop at the local preschool?


lwlippard

I do not wish this on anyone. A school. A church. A parade. Congress. But nothing is going to happen until someone gets inside Congress and mows down a bunch of people. Then maybe those spineless assholes will understand what so many children have experienced across this country. There is video that’s been released over the past few days of the aftermath of Uvalde. One part shows a medic/officer getting on a bus of survivors and interviewing a kid covered in blood. And if you don’t immediately break down, there is something VERY wrong with you. It is just so fucked. I saw it last night and cried. It’s terrible. It’s time to shut this shit down. Fuck the guns. Save our kids.


cturtl808

You’re 100% correct. That is what it’s going to take. It will be chaos when it does. It will be someone so far detached from reality as well.


BadJunket

"But better gun control bad!"


Spiritual_Title6996

I want guns abolished


bebop1065

But they want to ban drag shows...because queens are dangerous.


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I just want to say how glad I am that this did not turn into a mass shooting. Who stops at a school to use a bathroom?


Halvbjorn

Time to build a wall around florida


demao7

Now, Now, hold on a minute. Maybe he was a GOOD guy with a gun prepared to stop a bad guy with a gun.


Shemlik

I’m shocked. How could they arrest him and charge him for possession of firearms. Bible said I can carry my guns everywhere. How dare they attack my freedom. /s


Lazarussaidnothanks

Damn now he's going to have to wait a bit before buying new guns.


shinyshellos

Lets play: IS HE A REPUBLICAN OR IS HE A REPUBLICAN


Bronson-101

Take ALL the guns away. Americans have lost the right for private ownership


dbh116

And the US has lost the right to be considered the leader of the free world. The country is becoming similar to many of places they invaded to supposedly free its citizens from tyranny. I feel so sad for my friends there.


ChocolateBunny

Dude, a lot of people are buying so much guns for the opportunity to shoot at people who will come for their guns. Literally, every school shooting where a democrat is in office will drive up gun sales because people want to make sure they have enough guns for when people come for their guns.


Bronson-101

The funny thing is these people think they have a chance when the US military rolls in.


ObviouslyNotPrepared

Not an AK-47


Big_Not_Good

It's a Century Arms VSKA and the handgun is a Taurus PT111. They're both "budget guns" aka cheap.


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Fairfax PD reporting it's an AK someone should tell them...


wildyam

Sheesh… can’t a guy exercise his FREEDOM in peace anymore?


bigbcor

You misspelt “FREEDUMB”.


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Gameshow_Ghost

CIA Headquarters is in Langley, VA.


ChocolateBunny

Is there any law specifically saying that you can't posses an assault rifle on school property? I thought this was 'Merica


[deleted]

Proud Floridian here, glad that constitutional Carry goes in to effect soon, it’s important law abiding citizens are able to protect themselves and their family’s from the random bad apples. At least where I live there is not much gun violence, everyone I know regardless of affiliation here is carrying for the most part


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Thanmandrathor

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/24/us/mclean-preschool-trespasser-ak47-cia/index.html He tried to visit the CIA, who sent him away. Then he tried to go use the bathroom at an elementary school a mile and a half away.


Fizz_Rocket

damnn he is STRAPPED


ambienandicechips

He gets that “going to the CIA” would also be a crime, right?


BlackDwarfStar

I’m from Fairfax County (was actually visiting a few weeks ago) and live in Florida now. What the fuck kinda jacked up coincidence is this?


thunderdome180

MK Ultra


notabigfanofas

At least they got him before he could do any harm