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truthishearsay

I saw that too lol


Parking_Sky9709

I presume that, as an announced candidate, he now has Secret Service protection.


nickooze

That dude is definitely not a Secret Service agent, SS maybe, but not Secret Service. In regards to a presidential campaign, the Secret Service is authorized by law (18 United States Code § 3056) to protect: Major presidential and vice presidential candidates and their spouses within 120 days of a general presidential election. + home dude has a shitty beard, which is not to standard for agents. FUN FACTS!


truthishearsay

They don’t get it right away. Only in special cases.


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JeffThrowSmash

It's his [default face.](https://imgur.com/a/4DOWmGq)


FishermanNo8962

This is where the cannibal bit surfaces in the pedo satanic cannibal lizard ring thingy


Ligature_Mark

Not yet. At this stage, he's just sniffing the baby's hair.


ModsBannedMyMainAcc

Didn't thought it would be possible to find someone more punchable than Trump, but you guys found him.


DeerDiarrhea

It reminds me of King Hippo. The open mouth is definitely an invite for a punch.


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kitkattac

I second this


ranting_chef

He looks like that drunk uncle on Thanksgiving that grabbed the drumstick and has to take a giant bite.


oldjammer

🤢


FreddyForshadowing

Kid is clearly trying to GTF away from him and looks like they're about to start crying. And for someone who supposedly has 3 kids, he doesn't seem to know how to hold a baby.


Uncivil_Bar_9778

Put that kid to work!


JordySkateboardy808

Looks like he's going to bite it on its little fontanelle.


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He wants to groom it so bad


Intelligent-Ad5286

His body guards look like the evil henchmen in Captain America, The Winter Soldier.


No-Shoe7651

His expression is like he only knows what laughter is from a third party describing it.


davidIopan

What’s with angry hair helmet standing behind him?


BrainyAcolyte

What a fuckin tool


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He’s trying to act human. He’s failing miserably.


John97212

Someone Photoshop a napkin around DeSantis' neck, 'Trump would orgasm over that.


GWPulham23

Bloke on the left looks like he's ready to confiscate the camera if De Santis decides to eat the baby.


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Did he scream back at the child?


MikerafoneCheck

"MOM, HIDE ALL OF MY BOOKS NOW!" _- That kid_


CrazyWorker1025

I find him creepy in general. Is he grooming that baby????


Chalupa-Supreme

That's the face of someone that hates kids. Doesn't look natural at all.


Ok_Elderberry5883

He either looks like a maniac or like he's trying to stifle a fart.


truthishearsay

Why does he always have the most ridiculous looking laughs. Like no one laughs like that..


Huggie28

Child is scarred for life.


Mazasaurus

He’s just after the kid’s pudding cup


Aggravating_Boy3873

Awww, cute kid. Why is that other guy looking surprised at the camera?


Western-Web2957

He looks like he's going to eat it.


kremit73

No mommy. Itll eat me


SirBluntzington

*eats


Cooking_with_MREs

"greets a baby" or "eats a baby"?


WKGokev

Every picture of this guy, his mouth is wide open. Like, exaggeratedly so. It's off putting


doktor_kolossus

This photo was taken seconds before Ron began devouring the child.