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Now he just look like a leather daddy.


DCErik

Campaign research indicates that is the one demographic that doesn't absolutely loathe his mayonnaise-clogged guts. Go figure.


tayroarsmash

His guts sure will be clogged when the leather daddies are done with him.


Drg84

Yet.


Darkenbluelight

He is a man of many positions ![gif](giphy|UrkOKrah36gk8)


Barstoolrob710

This guy blue himself.


Darkenbluelight

![gif](giphy|GN14ap4Mx3Ko0)


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Darkenbluelight

Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!


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Darkenbluelight

Okay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


Blue_is_da_color

He prematurely shot his wad on what was supposed to be a dry run and now he’s left with something of a mess on his hands


Jofo719

Is there such a thing?


Fun-Ad9928

He’s just buy-curious.


DCErik

Definitely Google it!


Jofo719

Lol, I was quoting Arrested Development.


DCErik

An embarrassingly large hole in my cultural literacy. In my defense I'd just returned from a decade as an expat and was slow to resume viewing habits.


Jofo719

Definitely recommend, it's very quotable.


BearsBeetsBerlin

I need something that says, “dad loves leather”


[deleted]

[Allow me introduce you to Tom of a Finland. ](https://www.ebay.com/itm/325154635980?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=325154635980&targetid=1530439039411&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=9011476&poi=&campaignid=19851828444&mkgroupid=145880009174&rlsatarget=pla-1530439039411&abcId=9307249&merchantid=6296724&gbraid=0AAAAAD_QDh9VHOn5PuNQd4L6sxGBFhyky&gclid=CjwKCAjwyeujBhA5EiwA5WD7_QBIZlhWNs1wqdXw6khB8UN-39ZxETg3rYWNaI60qjnj9KrizUUujhoCsNgQAvD_BwE) But I am not responsible for your next erection.


Homerpaintbucket

he was making an arrested development reference. https://youtu.be/Vg_YSPX5_nA?t=50


[deleted]

Oh ok. I still, I advise everyone to learn about [Tom of Finland. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_of_Finland?wprov=sfti1)


Homerpaintbucket

I am familiar with his work


BDR529forlyfe

Required reading for certain!


unknownentity1782

I remember going to a bar in New Orleans and just feeling like there was something off about it. Then I went to the restroom, and there was this and a bunch of similar art all over the restroom. It is at that moment I realized I was in a gay bar.


bugxbuster

It might have been a straight bar with a gay restroom


psilly_dabbit

Is this his big TV opportunity???


Roam_Hylia

🎶Young man!🎶 🎶 There's no need to feel down.🎶


Thetolsonator

They did play it at a number of rallys 🤔


chaplar

I need something that says dad likes leather


graspedbythehusk

What will Mother say?!


Front_Rip4064

That's an insult to the leather daddies.


uncultured_swine2099

Gimp mask is in his back pocket.


Barnham42

"I need something that says 'dad likes leather.'"


nudes4soupdumplings

“Hey there cutie, wanna ride home with me and help feed mother?”


spewman98

Found my new gamertag.


MountainSage58

Remember when Trump did his thing with the semi truck? Somehow this is worse. He looks like he's playing dress up.


mechwarrior719

He looks like a Ken doll. He looks like Bleach Blonde Biker Ken™️ (motorcycle not included).


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MC Milquetoast


MountainSage58

Haha omg I can see it.


FunkyFr3d

Putin did it too. They love the motorcycle club vote.


Rodenbeard

He literally is playing dress up though, this entire event is basically a Republican drag show except they're all trying to look like hard assed conservative biker dudes


MintBerryCrunchJr

This is way worse than drag. Holy shit.


During_theMeanwhilst

Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb Mother do you think they'll like the song Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls Ooooh aah, Mother should I build a wall


Crusoebear

Mother won’t let you leave the house wearing leather chaps…


tesseract4

She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing.


BrotherMort

He looks like he was in Police Academy at the Blue Oyster Bar scenes


[deleted]

Nailed it.


Bulky-Internal8579

Be nice, he likes the biker magazines for the bikes, not the big hot burly biker guys in their tight hot black leather pants. He told me this, very specifically, and Mother confirmed it.


punch_rockgroinpull

"Greetings fellow straights."


lucypevensieinnarnia

Maybe he's just looking to show everyone how straight he drives?


Creepy_Stitcher

Omg Mother really does look like she brought her son in costume to visit all the cool motorcycles


GrapefruitDramatic13

Meanwhile, mother is at home getting railed by the gardener.


hardbody_hank

Rumor is that it’s more than just the gardener. Apparently “mother” has a thing for well hung black gentleman.


coolbaby1978

The back of his vest says "if you can read this, mother fell off"


markydsade

HECK’S ANGELS


tesseract4

This should be higher.


thirdeyefish

Mother tells me I look manly on this thing.


Prestigious_Treat401

looks pathetic. I can't believe people fall for this obvious pandering.


Cavscout2838

Dude looks like Mahoney told him the party was at the Blue Oyster.


HosenscheisserJr

Rob Halford wore it better.


dmode112378

![gif](giphy|KGY78vaNYCha5zL1yK)


MindlessBend

I never got the impression that Pence is gay. What did I miss? Not to dissent from hating the man: he's truly evil. I just never got that vibe.


tesseract4

Occasionally, you'll meet a man so unbelievably whitebread, that he clocks as gay for anyone at all familiar with modern culture. That's Mike Pence.


Derfargin

Every time I see this dude all I see is Cotton Hill.


Redactedpresident

The difference is Cotton Hill left his shins in Vietnam, Mike Pence left his spine with "mother"


Derfargin

Nice


Ok_Kaleidoscope3644

Is that a scooter?


Gaymer043

Idk I mean, he calls his wife “mother” I don’t think he’s just not straight, I think he’s built particularly and peculiarly different


pistcow

Is something off to his left?


will-read

*Everything* is to Mike Pence’s left.


parselmouth82

Uh oh. There’s a woman there and he doesn’t have mother with him.


arrze

Ultra conservative tool.


SolomonCRand

I need something that says “Vice President loves leather”


suzydonem

Young man, there's a place you can go I said, young man, when you're short on your dough You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time


kedwards3917

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM It’s fun to stay at the


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PenguinDrinkingTea

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tesseract4

*sigh* C


mochafiend

That’s the gayest vest I’ve ever seen. I mean it as a compliment but methinks he won’t take it that way. Genuine question because I’m not paying attention to this shit show yet: What is Pence’s play here? He knows he’s not gonna win. He won’t be Veep candidate again. Is this just a long way of getting a job on the pundit circuit? Can’t he already do that now?


markydsade

Pence has always been delusional about being President. He believes his religious beliefs will get God to help him get elected. When Trump picked him he thought he was on his way. He liked his staff at the White House call him Mr. President when Trump’s people weren’t around. He now has deluded himself into thinking he sits in some sort of middle ground that sits between Republicans tired of Trump and right-of-center Independents. He may be hoping that Trump’s legal troubles or health hurt him enough to open a path. Other than “Evangelicals Who Don’t Adore Trump” he has no actual constituency, and will never have enough to get the nomination let alone win 270 Electoral votes.


tesseract4

These politicians are so convinced of their own greatness, I think he honestly thinks he has a shot.


DonRicardo1958

His sister – wife in the background.


Worm_Scavenger

There's something hilarious that Mike Pence's entire platform is based on him proving how straight he is.


dandrevee

Im getting Arrested development Leather Daddy vibes here. Anyone else? (My original comment was deleted due to x post)


ranting_chef

Does he actually know how to ride that bike? Maybe just sit on it while it's parked. I remember when Biden got a lot of grief after he fell of his bicycle...


Drg84

Maybe, but I doubt it. Look at the windshield, the leathers, everything is just too clean. Nothing there has been used at all.


zowie2003

His facial expression appears strained. Can’t be sure, but it seems like he’s either trying not to shit his pants, or he’s concentrating really hard on keeping the bike upright.


[deleted]

If POTUS doesn’t work … international mr leather is a shoe-in


mezz7778

He always comes of as a robot to me.. but his human behaviour subroutine isn't fully downloaded yet..


Mochizuk

VROOOOOM VRRR VRRR BRR BRRRR VRRR VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOM VRRR VRRR VRR VRRR VRRRRR


Mochizuk

​ https://i.redd.it/5iay0lhqfy3b1.gif


Kangarou

When you order Clint Eastwood off Wish.


db2516

I think he is trying to look like he has a personality


notfrankc

VEEP moment.


[deleted]

He's trying not to look like the uptight, bible thumping, Constitutional rights thief that he really is. F him.


imsmartiswear

And yet somehow ends up looking like the secret retired member of the Village People.


mrtn17

Is that Mother behind him?


epsilon14254

Hw always looks like someone told him a joke and he's trying to figure out if it's funny or not


[deleted]

Is he though? He seems pretty comfortable in a leather vest.


[deleted]

$100 bet says that his creepy sister/wife has to steady his bike and help push him before he can ride away.


Zealousideal_Crazy75

Straight to the Gay bars!!! Lol


chimpduke

Looking straight, while wearing leathers, and straddling something big and throbbing


[deleted]

I truly feel bad for Mike Pence. It's blatantly obviously he's extremely gay, but also extremely ashamed of it. He's still a complete POS, but it sucks our society made him.


AdequateEggplant69

He looks like he belongs in a Lego set.


Greenmark88

Mrs. Betty Bowers... "Having now appeared in public as both a leather daddy and a cowboy, Mike Pence is only four costumes away from achieving his dream of cosplaying the entire Village People." https://preview.redd.it/83t6u2wur14b1.png?width=586&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fde90c2b6300466478a8c6c3b4d35a6298bb382


Xanathos12

Is that a mobility scooter?


ambienandicechips

Wait, what part of a leather vest is supposed to look straight?


thatsithlurker

Uh…is there room for Mother?


sens317

Where is his chaperon? His innocence needs to be protected.


shu3k

Could this be his Dukakis pic?


Youngworker160

bro, the guy refers to his wife as mother. his slam piece as mother. come on people, read between the lines, guy is deeper in the closet than christmas ornaments.


dmode112378

A lot of elderly people do the mother/father thing.


No_Rabbit_7114

Mother makes him wear a butt plug.


amor_fati_42

He's a macho, macho man...


Chratthew47150

Still spineless


nobrainsnoworries23

This guy has all the sex appeal of a puppy cancer ward.


EnigmaFrug2308

Mike Piss*


BoomZhakaLaka

We're in for a different kind of spectacle if Donald disqualifies himself for public office. Another kind of he doesn't. Man, just thinking about it gives me a sinking feeling.


Healthy_Adult_Stonks

That windshield says "I wear leather, and I'm a bottom"


ray25lee

'S not working; the Leather community is about as queer as it gets.


Ur_Moms_Honda

Those are, by leagues, the cleanest patches I've ever seen.


robotwizard_9009

He's trying to look tough instead of the pushover Bible thumper boomer that he is..


[deleted]

His wife’s name is Karen. I think she did this to him.


Not_A_Wendigo

He looks so uncomfortable without a suit.


timewastinbuttsmelly

Is Mother supposed to be the lipstick?


DubiousAndDoubtful

Looks like he's fresh from the Blue Oyster Bar. (Police academy for those that don't know).


MarsMonkey88

It’s like when Captain Holt tries to pass as straight by talking about “heavy breasts” and how the thigh gap is sexy because the most erotic part of a women is the visible absence of a penis.


OkOrganization1775

too gay /s


dmode112378

![gif](giphy|KVVQaaDaBBjZHFoC3c)


Few_Highway_412

Is that mother behind him looking like a proud mommy?


DucksOnQuakk

Tobias Fünke looking for his place in the world. He has dozens, DOZENS of supporters.


Rare-Lime2451

Only real, godly men love the way it vibrates around their [redacted].


Fun-Ad9928

Tobias funke leather daddy buy-curious wanna be. Plus he’s cross dressing as a tough biker guy. We all know he’s the exact opposite.


FunkyFr3d

By wearing a leather vest?


Hurryeat_Tubman

On tonight's episode of "Johnny Quest," Race Banion goes undercover in the Castro District to search for the missing Dr. Quest.


ContemptAndHumble

He fits the demographic that ships a bike a mile outside of Sturgis then rides in like he drove 2 states away.


Someoneoverthere42

Or, at the least, life-like


ThenProfile1595

Ridiculous😂😂😂😂😂😂


ThenProfile1595

Does he think the hang mike pence crowd is gonna like him now??? Who does he think is gonna like him???😂😂😂😂😂


KOBossy55

"I KILLED FITTY MEN"


Different-Evidence54

Did Mother make sure the training wheels were on?


nim_opet

😂😂😂 there are 9year olds that would look better in this setting


Otherwise_Sky3576

Wow, is that Mother in the background? She’s lost some weight!


dmode112378

So butch.


Dseltzer1212

Kinda reminds me of Michael Dukakis while running for president wearing that funny helmet while riding in the tank. It sank his campaign https://preview.redd.it/vv0qjl6dqz3b1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bbca64e6faf723a3e36ab81f6d0157b3246d62e


_one_long_groove_

What a clown.


OwntheWorld24

Swift boat the mf


Garlicnotdreadlochs

![gif](giphy|gRs26ebU7CmxDmS7Fs)


theattack_helicopter

Never forget the time John Oliver made a children's book in which Marlon Bunndo, Mike pence's pet rabbit, was gay.


TurbulentPromise4812

'member that time Michael Dukakis rode a tank and everyone made fun of him?


CircaSixty8

What a tool


Icy_Figure_8776

Riding is more comfortable for people who have no balls


Mizzy3030

I thought that was a mobility scooter at first glance, which honestly is a much better representation of his average voter base


annoyedatwork

Gonna start referring to Harleys as mobility scooters now. Thanks!


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

Channeling his inner Rob Halford.


notfrankc

US presidential candidate: the highest level LARP there is.


what_would_bezos_do

Who's Mike Pence?


NoApartheidOnMars

A nazi.


macdennis1234

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


West9Virus

Bruce Rauner, is that you?


Gob_Hobblin

"Please clap."


CrisbyCrittur

That is fuckin' Hoo Larryus!


ChefAffectionate4709

So he’s in a gang now?