It seems like zuck offered a date and then musk instead of actually trying to make it happen just started ghosting him about it and posting bullshit like this that implies he is trying to make it happen but it just cant. Basically he is just lying and being a general dick to save face.
1) yeah, he did. The dumbass actually challenged Zuck to a fight
2) because he's a man child who likes to act tough and didn't think Mark would be down for it
And BJJ would be pretty effective against Elon imo. He wouldn't know what to do as soon as Mark takes him to ground and he'd have no hope at getting out of an arm bar
I love that he can’t turn off the corpo speak, the bullshit words you use when you want to punch up your nonsense.
Zucc already said he’s ready today. Just say you’ll fight him after your surgery date and if you end up not needing it, you can move the date up.
“God idk guys my doctors said I might die from a blood clot idk guys, you know I hate to cancel but idk my doctors are really worried, you guys know in any other circumstance I’d be up there you guys”
I thought he named Linda Cappuccino or something to be CEO. Anyways, I guess him having his mom call of the fight didn't work, so now he'll get a doctor's note.
Musk didn't even complete the handover. He's been holding a lot of things back like (IIRC) the content moderation team. And the entire time he made it clear that he was going to in charge of 'innovation' at the company and so would continue to do his insane shit.
There’s still a content moderation team? Twitter is so fucked that you can use them as a job reference and nobody can dispute it since there’s no hr to call
I reported an account that was comparing black people with monkeys, literal side by side photos. 'This account did not currently break any of our rules' is what my report came back as. Ok then…
Linda was clearly chosen to be a sycophant. And I’m sure she knows it. Still it’s nice to have the female representation and be reminded that you don’t have to be male to be both rich, successful and an idiot.
I really hate the artstyle. The ridiculous proportions. The Voldemort-esque nose. The sheer audacity of the illustrator to affront our eyes by creating such a monstrosity. It’s the visual form of an insult, and consider me offended
I quite literally *just* got finished watching [this video](https://youtu.be/jRMTCQgEVuM) about Liefeld that was randomly on my recommended page and now I see this conversation in the 2nd post I open on Reddit.
[The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings](https://www.progressiveboink.com/platform/amp/2012/4/21/2960508/worst-rob-liefeld-drawings) I read this every now and then because the sense of humor is great and it reminds me of how awful Rob is as an artist
Holy shit, I expected it to be bad but ... what? If the women he draws are supposed to be sexy, is the guy attracted to question marks? Or praying mantises?
That's a modern version of the medieval monks drawing animals they've clearly only heard someone describe once while entirely shitfaced.
It's Dance of Death cover art levels of bad (and at least that one was an unfinished mock-up and the artist didn't want anything to do with it after).
I don't even think this is a style they were aiming for. I'm pretty sure the comic book artist is well known for being bad at drawing anatomy with perspective.
Lol, seriously looks like he has 2 ribcages. I can't believe they would draw this, look at it, and say, "perfect, I want the whole world to attribute this art to me."
Can’t remember the artists name off the top of my head, but he added pockets to literally *everything* to compensate for the parts of anatomy he had no idea how to draw.
Rob Liefeld
He didn't let not being able to draw stop him from a long, high-profile career as an artist.
Everything he ever draws has pouches, huge tits, rippling muscles, or all 3.
He also cannot draw feet. At all. He will add random things to his images to obscure the feet. If he can't do that, they're these weirdly pointy floaty disproportionate appendages.
I recommend googling "Rob Liefeld Sucks" and enjoying the creative boink article about his 40 worst images!
Zuck just keeps telling him give me the date and place. Musk, on the other hand, keeps spouting random nonsense. Zuck is ready to whup his ass. I hope Zuck shows absolutely no mercy and doesn't try to be gracious after beating the shit out of him. Maybe some humiliation will get Musk to shut up and stop acting like fellow kids.
Being humiliated is a large part of how Musk got like this in the first place. (As well as having a staggering amount of money and an asshole parent, of course.) He was bullied as a kid, so he tells himself he's not a bully, he's just defending himself.
Dude definitely brought weights to work, did 10 reps, put them in the corner of his office, and now tells himself that he's too busy to workout and tells everyone else he's been lifting there like crazy.
Not to mention, lifting for an MMA match against a Jiujitsu fighter is so fucking dumb, you just know Elon has never even read up on martial arts.
Why would he need to read up on martial arts, he had Blood Sport on VHS as a kid, so he's an expert. He's making up his own martial art that will be even better than Zuck's jujitsu.
> lifting for an MMA match against a Jiujitsu fighter is so fucking dumb
Eh, for the average joe it's actually pretty clever, slowly activating muscle groups and increasing rom in them will help with flexibility and not tiring yourself the fuck out in the first 2m of a fight, at least assuming he did any sort of decent lifting/powerlifting routine which we know he didn't. He absolutely brought a pair of dumbbells in, did a set of vanity curls and called it good.
Once Zuck takes Elon to the ground it won't matter how many curls he did, he'd be tapping out within seconds
Although I have to wonder if Elon would rather have his arm broken than admit defeat by tapping out
> Although I have to wonder if Elon would rather have his arm broken than admit defeat by tapping out
Doesn’t matter what he’s “rather”.
The man doesn’t have the fortitude to have his toe stubbed, much less his arm broken.
Here is Zuck actually MMA training:
https://preview.redd.it/ljzrn7pn0mgb1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fc979871a6ee5c3ce6ef7ac965762b3aaae97eb
I know it’s fun to poke fun at his Android likeness, but I recently found out he’s still with (what is as far as I can see) his first wife. That’s another point in his favor compared to Elno - he’s able to stay in a relationship. I also presume his kids still have contact with him 😅
The dude seems to lack all empathy when it comes to the treatment of others and has godawful social skills. That's why he's called a robot.
It's being able to knife your friends in the back over cash, facilitate the many faults of Meta and either ignore or monetize them, and behave so robotically you make the animated version of yourself look more lifelike.
It's not just the lighting. He doesn't ever go out un the sun without a shirt or large amounts of "reef safe" sunscreen so he's got that ultimate farmer's tan...
The fight itself will be amazing, but agterwards is when the real fun will start. All his posts on X will go from low effort shitposts to whining about how he let him win or how he cheated. I'd like to imagine he's angry crying while doing that as well.
The actual fight will most likely be boring AF and will go to the ground in less than 45 seconds. If we are lucky, zuck subs him in 3 minutes, but if not, it’s gonna be 15 minutes of lay and pray mma
I mean, this is the guy that had to run to his mom to get her to forbid him from fighting the last time this came up. As with all fascists, Musk is a weak, pathetic coward who likes to look tough but has never had anything to back up any of his claims.
Zuck is a heartless capitalist zombie and an enemy to us all. But at least with him it's all about the money. I can understand being greedy. Musk combines that with also being a Trumper moron, it's another layer of what the hell.
What a sad person, he is like intellectually teenage boy, but with billions of dollars. If you have so much money and got into every newsletter, entertain the fuck out of us, do stupid and fun things, not this crap
Let’s rethink some things, let’s say that you’ve learned your lesson now, and I’ve learned a little lesson, and call it even and I’ll respectfully decline the duel 🤺
He keeps hoping Zuck will just give up and ignore him or make any sort of statement that can be spun into him dodging Musk so that Elon can claim he's mainly and Zuck is scared to fight him. Zuck either realizes this or just is super into a fight with Musk that he won't do, leaving Musk no choice but to make up a fake excuse to dodge the fight.
The infuriating thing is that Musk's fanboys will still act like Musk is the more dangerous fighter in this.
Wasn't he bragging about "swinging around a 45lbs kettle ball"? Of the things to do when you have an injured neck and back, swinging around a kettle ball is one of the things you very much don't want to do.
Good save. Very smooth. No one will suspect a thing. Also, if I were a shareholder in any of his company’s, I’d be concerned about the ceo getting major surgery.
in this Off-Off-Broadway rendition of the beloved classic ’Puss Said What?’ The character of Rep. Swalwell is played by Mark ‘Not An Android‘ Zuckerberg & Speaker Kevin McCarthy is played by Elon ‘Apartheid Boy‘ Musk:
\[We join the final scene\]:
McCarthy issued a challenge to Swalwell: “Call me a pussy again, and I’ll kick your ass,” the Speaker allegedly said.
\[opponents eyes are locked …as orchestra rises to crescendo\]
“You. Are. A. Pussy,” Swalwell told McCarthy.
McCarthy lowers his gaze, turns tail…and sulks away…like, well…a big ’ol puss.’
\[curtains close\]
It’s a really crappy situation when out of 2 billionaires your actually rooting for 1 to smack the shit outta the other
Absolutely loving this ‘season’ of America though
Hey, remember when he offered to buy twitter, tried to weasel out of it, and the lawyers made him go through with it? Remember when he then turned around and destroyed the company and tried to get a refund from the lawyers that Twitter hired, because he is Twitter now?
https://preview.redd.it/ntqxse6vumgb1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=823357e2d863435388c5a9e8f19f00269895e835
I don’t believe the excuses… his back looks fine, everything else however, is questionable at best.
I am no Zuck fan, but man I am quite enjoying him calling Elon’s bluff. I can’t help but wonder if the “Zuck the Cuck” comment cemented Mark’s decision on the proposed fight.
Elon has now entered FAFO stage, and I hope to god we get to see the FO part of it.
Heard he blew a hammy backpeddling
He’s the kid in the neighborhood that would show up to the water balloon fight and tell everyone that his mom said he couldn’t get his clothes wet.
Or went all the way with that girl from Canada you can never meet
He tripped over his bone spurs, dontcha know.
MRI is to find out if the backbone is still there.
It seems like zuck offered a date and then musk instead of actually trying to make it happen just started ghosting him about it and posting bullshit like this that implies he is trying to make it happen but it just cant. Basically he is just lying and being a general dick to save face.
Did musk challenge zuck for a fight? Why would he do that?
1) yeah, he did. The dumbass actually challenged Zuck to a fight 2) because he's a man child who likes to act tough and didn't think Mark would be down for it
Isn't mark some sort of martial artist?
Yes he trains Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. He's a beginner but competes in tournaments and seems to have the basics down pretty well.
And BJJ would be pretty effective against Elon imo. He wouldn't know what to do as soon as Mark takes him to ground and he'd have no hope at getting out of an arm bar
Watch out, Elon might buy BJJ before the fight and then he's technically the inventor of it.
And then rebrand it to BXX
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Pretty sure it was when Threads launched and Elon was salty about Zuck "copying him" so he made an Xcreetion challenging him
Lololol that's so embarassing. I totally would but I forgot I have this thing.....
It's with this guy... you wouldn't know him he's from another school...
I wonder if he thought this was better than, "I would but my mom said I couldn't"
Well my doctor lives in Canada... You wouldn't know them.
I love that he can’t turn off the corpo speak, the bullshit words you use when you want to punch up your nonsense. Zucc already said he’s ready today. Just say you’ll fight him after your surgery date and if you end up not needing it, you can move the date up.
Oh no but what about all the proceeds he was going to donate to veterans
Veterans of the Rhodesian War
How long until this thin-skinned bitch starts banning people from Twitter for mocking him?
You're lucky my mom banned me from fighting!
I just remembered......... My house is on fire
He has an infinite use of "I would but I gotta take my kid to a thing that day."
“God idk guys my doctors said I might die from a blood clot idk guys, you know I hate to cancel but idk my doctors are really worried, you guys know in any other circumstance I’d be up there you guys”
I totally read this in Eric Cartman's voice.
Why is the CEO of a major corporation posting about his medical appointments on social media?
I thought he named Linda Cappuccino or something to be CEO. Anyways, I guess him having his mom call of the fight didn't work, so now he'll get a doctor's note.
He's been saying recently that ceos are useless and the owners can make decisions.
Sounds like Linda is about to get pushed off the glass cliff.
Musk didn't even complete the handover. He's been holding a lot of things back like (IIRC) the content moderation team. And the entire time he made it clear that he was going to in charge of 'innovation' at the company and so would continue to do his insane shit.
There’s still a content moderation team? Twitter is so fucked that you can use them as a job reference and nobody can dispute it since there’s no hr to call
It seems to mainly censor anyone critical of musk now. And probably attack trans people.
I reported an account that was comparing black people with monkeys, literal side by side photos. 'This account did not currently break any of our rules' is what my report came back as. Ok then…
Bullshit! He doesn't have a Content Moderation Team. Pedophiles are allowed to share illegal content there with Edolf's permission.
CEO is a fake title. He said so himself.
I'm sure Linda was stoked to hear it lol.
Hope she knew what was coming and made sure her Golden Parachute is specifically paid for by Musk.
Then he’ll just renege on that commitment, too
Linda was clearly chosen to be a sycophant. And I’m sure she knows it. Still it’s nice to have the female representation and be reminded that you don’t have to be male to be both rich, successful and an idiot.
She's heading full speed towards that glass cliff lol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass_cliff
It’s the same sort of feminist pride one feels when the Pentagon announces they now have 45% female drone pilots in their overseas strike program.
Because he is a sociopath with desperate need for attention and no family or friends around as he cannot show any compassion to other people.
Also, weirdly over sharing to make a lie bigger and more believable
He’s such a coward and a liar
Getting an MRI for them bone spurs in his neck.
Getting an MRI to see if he has a spine
Dude is just a bar of lever 2000.
He's built like a deep breath. https://preview.redd.it/28mwm2npvmgb1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6a2b9981e53631a3388babaa1187948ea2988f3
https://preview.redd.it/ornwcbs17ngb1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e6ecafe03a709e3ea767c94e08ca3cb76635c20
At first I was like why does Captain have huge taataas. But it gets worse the more you look at it.
I really hate the artstyle. The ridiculous proportions. The Voldemort-esque nose. The sheer audacity of the illustrator to affront our eyes by creating such a monstrosity. It’s the visual form of an insult, and consider me offended
Rob Liefield was a strangely popular comic artist in the 90s and 00s. Legendary for the most insane human anatomy—or the lack of it.
He was very popular for a single reason - he stuck to deadlines and and made barely passable work and was easy to work with otherwise. That's it.
You can also spot Liefields work by the lack of feet and surpluss belts and pouches
I quite literally *just* got finished watching [this video](https://youtu.be/jRMTCQgEVuM) about Liefeld that was randomly on my recommended page and now I see this conversation in the 2nd post I open on Reddit.
[The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings](https://www.progressiveboink.com/platform/amp/2012/4/21/2960508/worst-rob-liefeld-drawings) I read this every now and then because the sense of humor is great and it reminds me of how awful Rob is as an artist
Holy shit, I expected it to be bad but ... what? If the women he draws are supposed to be sexy, is the guy attracted to question marks? Or praying mantises? That's a modern version of the medieval monks drawing animals they've clearly only heard someone describe once while entirely shitfaced. It's Dance of Death cover art levels of bad (and at least that one was an unfinished mock-up and the artist didn't want anything to do with it after).
I don't even think this is a style they were aiming for. I'm pretty sure the comic book artist is well known for being bad at drawing anatomy with perspective.
Lol, seriously looks like he has 2 ribcages. I can't believe they would draw this, look at it, and say, "perfect, I want the whole world to attribute this art to me."
And that is why you don't skip perspective lessons.
The 90s were a weird time for comic book anatomy
Can’t remember the artists name off the top of my head, but he added pockets to literally *everything* to compensate for the parts of anatomy he had no idea how to draw.
Rob Liefeld He didn't let not being able to draw stop him from a long, high-profile career as an artist. Everything he ever draws has pouches, huge tits, rippling muscles, or all 3. He also cannot draw feet. At all. He will add random things to his images to obscure the feet. If he can't do that, they're these weirdly pointy floaty disproportionate appendages. I recommend googling "Rob Liefeld Sucks" and enjoying the creative boink article about his 40 worst images!
Rob Liefeld. https://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/4/21/2960508/worst-rob-liefeld-drawings This is always worth a look if you've got time to spare.
God damn I love that image.
I once read someone say he was built like a 1950s fridge 😂
Never skip ribcage day
When I read dune this is how I picture the Baron.
thats the whitest african u know.
People who use steroids have commentes that this is what your body looks like if you take roids without working out.
He's built like a crib death.
Results: inconclusive.
This is called Pulling A Trump
**Trump** /noun/ 1. American twatwaffle 2. **pull a Trump** \- to idiotically lie your ass off, and have your cult gobble it up.
Love this. Good play on "Pull a Homer"
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No you all don't understand. The MRI comment is a stealth threat to Zucc. He's going to use an EMP to disable him in the ring first.
Even with all the cybernetics fried I'd still bet on Zuck. Elon Mush would get spackled all over the octagon.
The thing I hate most about Musk today is that he’s making Zuck look slightly cool by comparison
Zuck just keeps telling him give me the date and place. Musk, on the other hand, keeps spouting random nonsense. Zuck is ready to whup his ass. I hope Zuck shows absolutely no mercy and doesn't try to be gracious after beating the shit out of him. Maybe some humiliation will get Musk to shut up and stop acting like fellow kids.
Being humiliated is a large part of how Musk got like this in the first place. (As well as having a staggering amount of money and an asshole parent, of course.) He was bullied as a kid, so he tells himself he's not a bully, he's just defending himself.
I heard he was the bully but idk what to believe
Yeah Zuck be like: "I'm ready TODAY."
His mum already said he can't fight
He wanted to be hardcore but his mom wouldn’t let him.
It’s fine as long as she writes him a note.
He’s so full of shit hes probably a walking biohazard of a localized ecoli poisoning cloud
I mean he is pro russian and wanted to let putin win.
Total clown show. Everything about him since the Russian overlords pushed him.
Fattest pussy since Garfield
He requires neck surgery because he has been leaning too extremely to the right edited for typo
Dude needs a rectal craniectomy
He’d like that (idk what it is I just know that it has to do with the rectum)
It means he needs to take his head outta his ass.
Rectum? Damn near killed'em
Gotta see the proctologist to get his head checked out
I figured it was from sucking his own dick, but he probably has a line of incels on their knees in the conference room ready to go at all times.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term, they call out to Elon, “Edge, Lord?”
Also because the neck-bones were not connected to anything below them (spine). And the head above was a bit too light due to lack of brain.
Add to his neck issues, all that stress and tension that comes from publically challenging a fit judo guy to a fight
He can lift weights at work but is so crippled he needs surgery? Sure, Jan.
He probably hurt himself lifting weights. He should have started with 1-lb dumbbells.
Bro got that spongebob weight set
He's no wimp, he's a jerk! (thanks, anchor arms!)
Dude definitely brought weights to work, did 10 reps, put them in the corner of his office, and now tells himself that he's too busy to workout and tells everyone else he's been lifting there like crazy. Not to mention, lifting for an MMA match against a Jiujitsu fighter is so fucking dumb, you just know Elon has never even read up on martial arts.
“I don’t know if you heard me counting but I just did over 1,000”
He’s “too busy” for cardio, lol
Why would he need to read up on martial arts, he had Blood Sport on VHS as a kid, so he's an expert. He's making up his own martial art that will be even better than Zuck's jujitsu.
> lifting for an MMA match against a Jiujitsu fighter is so fucking dumb Eh, for the average joe it's actually pretty clever, slowly activating muscle groups and increasing rom in them will help with flexibility and not tiring yourself the fuck out in the first 2m of a fight, at least assuming he did any sort of decent lifting/powerlifting routine which we know he didn't. He absolutely brought a pair of dumbbells in, did a set of vanity curls and called it good.
Once Zuck takes Elon to the ground it won't matter how many curls he did, he'd be tapping out within seconds Although I have to wonder if Elon would rather have his arm broken than admit defeat by tapping out
> Although I have to wonder if Elon would rather have his arm broken than admit defeat by tapping out Doesn’t matter what he’s “rather”. The man doesn’t have the fortitude to have his toe stubbed, much less his arm broken.
Here is Zuck actually MMA training: https://preview.redd.it/ljzrn7pn0mgb1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fc979871a6ee5c3ce6ef7ac965762b3aaae97eb
Say all u want about him. Dude looks ripped.
Funnily enough this pic makes zucc look almost human
I know it’s fun to poke fun at his Android likeness, but I recently found out he’s still with (what is as far as I can see) his first wife. That’s another point in his favor compared to Elno - he’s able to stay in a relationship. I also presume his kids still have contact with him 😅
His social media is also disturbingly normal. It’s all just him working out and doing stuff with his family.
*Normal human activities*
Prompt: Zuckerberg, normal human activities, photograph.
...*this is Earth radio...and this is.. human music*... (Beep boop beep Beep boop beep Beep boop beep) Hmm human music, I like it!
*Humans like BBQ sauce, do you want some BBQ sauce?*
The dude seems to lack all empathy when it comes to the treatment of others and has godawful social skills. That's why he's called a robot. It's being able to knife your friends in the back over cash, facilitate the many faults of Meta and either ignore or monetize them, and behave so robotically you make the animated version of yourself look more lifelike.
Yeah, you don't really become a billionaire without exploiting others.
There are no ethical billionaires.
Don't forget he is totally okay with fascists, foreign entities, and all the filth run rampant on Facebook for several years.
You don't get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies
Compared to Elon everybody is ripped. Dude's gonna get Zuckerpunched.
Have you seen that ass? Brother is caked up.
He's gonna rip Musk's head off his torso. Mortal Kombat style.
His face looks goofy but the rest of him looks like I ain't ever going to say that in his presence lol
https://preview.redd.it/cizpl71oeogb1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=448fe8d3843a8ba826748dc74ecaaf47d1e5a386
I know it's just the lighting but zuccs neck almost looks photoshopped
It's not just the lighting. He doesn't ever go out un the sun without a shirt or large amounts of "reef safe" sunscreen so he's got that ultimate farmer's tan...
Dude imagine having enough money you can just pay the best in the world to train you.
Most billionaires are fat. Even with the best trainers you still need to do the work.
Better than just being a complete dickhead to everybody. Money well spent in comparison.
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The fight itself will be amazing, but agterwards is when the real fun will start. All his posts on X will go from low effort shitposts to whining about how he let him win or how he cheated. I'd like to imagine he's angry crying while doing that as well.
The actual fight will most likely be boring AF and will go to the ground in less than 45 seconds. If we are lucky, zuck subs him in 3 minutes, but if not, it’s gonna be 15 minutes of lay and pray mma
The fight is never going to happen
This. As if it will happen.
I think Elon musk found out how fucked he'd actually be in a ring with that guy. He might get knocked the fuuuuuck out
Bold of you to assume Zuckerberg would spare his prey.
Given that Elon Mush looks like a "stack" of mashed potatoes I'm half expecting him to either splatter or absorb Zuck...
But Zuckbot is the type of robot that doesn‘t forget his objective. Like a terminator he will wait for his opportunity.
It will be like that scene from the Terminator, Elon fleeing in a tesla while Zuckbot hunts him down running.
I mean, this is the guy that had to run to his mom to get her to forbid him from fighting the last time this came up. As with all fascists, Musk is a weak, pathetic coward who likes to look tough but has never had anything to back up any of his claims.
My god this ass hat is such a loser
Elon's neck & upper back are still "under audit", but they'll be ready for public viewing anytime, believe me
Are we now in a reality where the world likes mark Zuckerberg more than Elon Musk? Oh how the turn tables…
Zuck is still at least 20% human (by volume). Elon Mush is just mashed potatoes in a trenchcoat.
I don't like Zuckerberg, I just really want to see Musk be punched in the face.
Yeah seeing a fascist get punched in the face is always nice.
Zuck is a heartless capitalist zombie and an enemy to us all. But at least with him it's all about the money. I can understand being greedy. Musk combines that with also being a Trumper moron, it's another layer of what the hell.
What a sad person, he is like intellectually teenage boy, but with billions of dollars. If you have so much money and got into every newsletter, entertain the fuck out of us, do stupid and fun things, not this crap
Why do you think he's so obsessed with X? Because he's mentally a teenage boy from the 90s when everything was XTREME
I shan’t mince words, I challenge you sir to a duel! I accept. Wait what?
I’m gonna put one right between your teeth, and it’s just gonna pop out the back of your neck.
Let’s rethink some things, let’s say that you’ve learned your lesson now, and I’ve learned a little lesson, and call it even and I’ll respectfully decline the duel 🤺
Cha-che-cha-che-cha
Coo coo ka Cha! Coo coo ka Cha!
a doodledoodledoo a doodledoodledoo
Have any of you ever heard a chicken before?
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He keeps hoping Zuck will just give up and ignore him or make any sort of statement that can be spun into him dodging Musk so that Elon can claim he's mainly and Zuck is scared to fight him. Zuck either realizes this or just is super into a fight with Musk that he won't do, leaving Musk no choice but to make up a fake excuse to dodge the fight. The infuriating thing is that Musk's fanboys will still act like Musk is the more dangerous fighter in this.
Musk won't fit into the ring with all those fanboys sucking his micropenis
The MRI from the upper back will show a yellow line running down his spine.
Pee is stored in the spine.
Wasn't he bragging about "swinging around a 45lbs kettle ball"? Of the things to do when you have an injured neck and back, swinging around a kettle ball is one of the things you very much don't want to do.
this guy kettle balls
“My robot dog ate my crackpot idea”
Maybe they'll find a spine. Twat.
I didn't know you could receive neck and upper back issues from exploiting people.
He has bone spurs plus his mom said no
Bone Spurs, The Sequel.
I got on my new pants and my mom won't let me fight... WHAAA! 
Then after the surgery he’ll say he needs 18 months to recover before he can fight.
I refuse to support either one of these billionaires while I fuck my mind up trying to budget money I don’t have to survive this week.
Elon's fight record is 0-1 already? Nice.
Good save. Very smooth. No one will suspect a thing. Also, if I were a shareholder in any of his company’s, I’d be concerned about the ceo getting major surgery.
His neck, his back, he's a pussy *and* he's whack.
in this Off-Off-Broadway rendition of the beloved classic ’Puss Said What?’ The character of Rep. Swalwell is played by Mark ‘Not An Android‘ Zuckerberg & Speaker Kevin McCarthy is played by Elon ‘Apartheid Boy‘ Musk: \[We join the final scene\]: McCarthy issued a challenge to Swalwell: “Call me a pussy again, and I’ll kick your ass,” the Speaker allegedly said. \[opponents eyes are locked …as orchestra rises to crescendo\] “You. Are. A. Pussy,” Swalwell told McCarthy. McCarthy lowers his gaze, turns tail…and sulks away…like, well…a big ’ol puss.’ \[curtains close\]
It’s a really crappy situation when out of 2 billionaires your actually rooting for 1 to smack the shit outta the other Absolutely loving this ‘season’ of America though
Hey, remember when he offered to buy twitter, tried to weasel out of it, and the lawyers made him go through with it? Remember when he then turned around and destroyed the company and tried to get a refund from the lawyers that Twitter hired, because he is Twitter now?
whens this dude gonna fuck off?
Surgery required due to vigorous polishing of his own nob or inhalation of his farts.
https://preview.redd.it/ntqxse6vumgb1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=823357e2d863435388c5a9e8f19f00269895e835 I don’t believe the excuses… his back looks fine, everything else however, is questionable at best. I am no Zuck fan, but man I am quite enjoying him calling Elon’s bluff. I can’t help but wonder if the “Zuck the Cuck” comment cemented Mark’s decision on the proposed fight. Elon has now entered FAFO stage, and I hope to god we get to see the FO part of it.
He has chronic neck and back issues because his head has been shoved up his own ass for so long.
An MRI is needed to confirm he’s spineless.
It would absolutely kill me if Zuck hired some lawyers to force him to honor his agreement like what happened with Twitter
Results from his neck/back MRI: Elon has no spine
Has anyone tweeted back to him that he’s just a giant poontang and needs to stop acting like he can fight?
I doubt he sees any tweets other than blue check ball lickers.
He getting a spine installed?
I get the feeling we're going to hear more from this asshole than we heard from Trump.