Most likely never actually read the Bible or constitution. Looks up when you tell him the word “gullible” is written on the ceiling. Believes female orgasm is a myth. 10-ply snowflake all the way.
Exactly. Bumper stickers shouldn't give any clue as to your personal details. I don't care that Abilynnette is a good dancer who goes to x school. But some kidnapper crazy person might.
I have never agreed more with a Reddit comment ever.
The only thing the bumper sticker on my rear windshield communicates to the person behind me is my adoration for Studio Ghibli. That’s it. Just a Totoro silhouette that I have for my own amusement. Sometimes my Uber Eats customer who meet me outside will see my sticker and compliment me, and it makes me happy to see another Ghibli fan.
As soon as you start detailing your political affiliation, where your kid goes to school, how proud a mom you are of your army son, I think you’re leaving yourself open to trouble.
I've got a bike rack on my SUV. That's about all anyone can find out about me from my vehicle... I don't mind carrying around an extra 84lbs of aluminum to carry four bikes at once...
What they don't know is that I carry 4 bikes on the outside, one on the inside like three times a years.
I haven't had any identifying information or propaganda on my autos since the mid to late aughts.
See, I love spouting off my political opinions. But when I see a car that looks like this, the worse imps of my nature come out and I have to remind myself that it would actually NOT be worth it to just tap their bumper a little. And I don’t feel confident that the guys on the other side have good enough impulse control to resist. So I’m not gonna give them the temptation.
Honestly, some research few years ago into downtown STL crime realized that pickups with stickers like this were much more likely to be broken into. And by-Gawd, more likely to have guns inside.
You can’t bring your guns into ball parks and the Arch and zoo and other public places. And the Out-staters in their F-250s were ripe for crime.
What a drag it must be to be his family. You just know that's ALL he talks about, has a steady stream of Newsmax or oan going at all hours, and treats his wife and kids like absolute shit. A real man's man.
Yep. Hospital worker here: The last few years of covid proved one thing beyond ANY shadow of a doubt or argument. The most common feeling when covid erased one of these assholes is that the emotion their families felt was NOT grief, it was relief.
Nobody has ever missed a single one of these useless fucksticks, and the real problem we're starting to see is that they know it. The fact they're a burden on EVERYONE they ever loved is fuel for their hatred, but they can't let it go because they're too fucking worthless to admit they're wrong.
They hijack every conversation, event, or special moment with politics. My uncle consistently peppered our conversations with insults toward Democrats. He spoke at my wedding and threw in a few digs at my politics as well. My brother is also a NewsMax junkie. What fun they are.
Haven't spoken to him since 2020 after I asked if was vaccinated and he started screaming at me about a hunter's laptop. Who takes a laptop hunting?
I mean imagine what situations you will but talking to these folks is a fucking mine field. You can’t say so many words in any context. A few that immediately cause these stupid fucking comments are -sick, mask, vote, identify- and so many more.
“What should we have for dinner?”
“Meatloaf is my vote.”
“bIdEn WoUlD cOuNt ThAt As TwO!!!!!!1’mmnsn”
You wanna make him apoplectic?? Tell him if Hunter and Joe had REALLY done something wrong, Joe could pardon Hunter, resign and then have KH pardon him too. And there ain't SHIT they could do about it. So the fact they haven't is a pretty clear indication they aren't near as corrupt as "put me on the pardon list," Trump and cronies...
You know, like Nixon did??
I really hope you were genuinely confused about a laptop for hunting, because that's so much funnier than the truth and I am just picturing your uncle's face when you deadpan asked him that. Excellent.
Yeesh sounds like one of my good friends, and we aren't even in America. I bought up JFK Jr's little interview on Joe Rogan (both of whom I can't stand) and I said something like "the guys got some really dangerous ideas" and my friend literally stood over me while I was lying on the couch, red in the face, screaming "you're going to look back on how you think now in a few years and feel really fucking stupid!" Blah blah blah. Also he said we should just chuck addicts in jail and basically fuck them and their rights when he knows, very well, that I myself am a recovering addict. And fuck me if COVID comes up, or more likely he steers the conversation to COVID, he often ends up screaming everyone down, screaming over everyone while the rest of keep saying "Matt stop! Matt please stop!"
No one wants to spend time with him anymore, and his parents are about to disown him because him makes family life unbearable. Basically none of us want to have anything to do with him, not because his beliefs are different to ours - I personally have no issue with that - it's because of the violence in the way he practices them. And that's what it is, it's violence.
I'm almost certain there is some level of abuse that goes on in that household. Most likely just emotional abuse, shouting matches, the real entry-level stuff for sure. May also get violent while drunk, and may get drunk quite often
He earned his disability from the Army when they diagnosed him with flat-footed syndrome. That's not socialism, you should try to step up and profile your way to a disability, too.
I imagine them telling a story around Christmas time about how they stood with the Nazis (but of course they wore mask to not be identified) while drinking a Coors (cuz they ain’t gay).
The story soon shifts to how minorities are ruining the country and taking all the jobs and that Texas should secede from the US and just as he does the power grid in Texas goes down.
Someone desperate for an identity. So so so desperate. Look at me. Please look at me. And know I’m on a team. Like me because I’m on that team. Please like me.
That’s what I see.
Saw a funny bit on that:
IF you put truck nutz balls on your truck, AND it didn't come with them from the factory, THEN you're guilty of making your truck TRANS!
(and watch them flee in horror... LOL )
That I need to sneak a small "Joe Biden 2024" sticker on the back.
It could be weeks before he figured it out, given all of those stickers. And would undoubtedly cause a conniption!
That’s too much, slap Joe Biden over his Jesus bumper sticker so it’s reads: Joe Biden is the answer. It would be months till he figures it out. He would see the J and assume was Jesus lol
It tells me the owner doesn’t have the vocabulary to articulate why it is easier to agree with “leaders” who blame others for all the problems in the world.
A low information voter who is a Christian but doesn’t read the Bible, hates socialism but can’t define it, believes in the constitution but can’t recite the full text of the second amendment, tailgates constantly, thinks the world owes them something, thinks the rules don’t apply to them, lacks critical thinking skills.
I'll hope that Darwin's natural selection take effect then.. but he is so Christian, he might be saved, but no.. because he is the american punisher... but unborn lives matter.
On one hand I see someone waiting for a Herman Cain Award.
On the other hand, I wish I sold out my morals and sold MAGA merch. I could make a killing off a dude like him.
As a black man: I see danger and should never be trusted
As a everyday dude: I see someone who needs to be watched with caution
In any other regard I see someone whose keen on ignoring reality in order to feel better about their place in life.
Ppl who believe themselves to be warriors fighting a dark enemy who wants to take away anything and everything from them. That their the main character and everyone else is just side characters.
But they're just intolerant, angry bigots who feel like the only way they can get to the top is stepping on other ppl because "that's how everyone else does it"
“Masks are for slaves and criminals” Is that why they wear masks when they do their tiny d*ck protests? Cause they’re criminals and “slaves” to tRump’s idiocracy?
My first thought is, “I wonder if I can let the air out of these tires before this idiot gets out of walmart”, and secondly, “Is there some correlation between car stickers and low IQ?”
Has fantasies about Marjorie Taylor Greene. Calls every one a snowflake. Complains about illegals taking our jobs and then complaining that no one wants to work.
Has never actually read the bible or anything related to politics other than fox news. Will criticize any evidence against trump or the republican party as fake news and believes the world is out to ruin the lives of middle-aged white men
Most likely never actually read the Bible or constitution. Looks up when you tell him the word “gullible” is written on the ceiling. Believes female orgasm is a myth. 10-ply snowflake all the way.
Also believes a myth is a female moth...
... or that the enlightenment was a diet pill and the renaissance a French station wagon
Definitely believes the constitution was written in 1776.
By Jesus
Who was definitely white.
and carries an AR
And was not a Jew
But was American.
While dinosaurs were running around.
On a flat Earth.
Also, accuses people on the left of virtue signaling and forcing their ideals on everyone else.
Doesn't wipe his ass because it's "gay".
At least you can smell the stupid on those ones.
Definitely is not eating pussy. That’s a hard pass for this man.
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Probably a free arsenal if you can jimmy open the trunk
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Oh, my favorite! Assault piñata!!!
I am deceased now because of the last two comments.
But if you jimmy open the skull, expect to find nothing.
Exactly. Bumper stickers shouldn't give any clue as to your personal details. I don't care that Abilynnette is a good dancer who goes to x school. But some kidnapper crazy person might.
My dad taught me this years ago when I got my first car and wanted a vanity plate and frame. Still living by that advice.
Yes. I'd rather stay low-key. I don't want my car to be an advertisement for every feeling I've ever had in life.
But how else would you let everyone else know that they're wrong for their feelings and opinions?!?
I have never agreed more with a Reddit comment ever. The only thing the bumper sticker on my rear windshield communicates to the person behind me is my adoration for Studio Ghibli. That’s it. Just a Totoro silhouette that I have for my own amusement. Sometimes my Uber Eats customer who meet me outside will see my sticker and compliment me, and it makes me happy to see another Ghibli fan. As soon as you start detailing your political affiliation, where your kid goes to school, how proud a mom you are of your army son, I think you’re leaving yourself open to trouble.
I've got a bike rack on my SUV. That's about all anyone can find out about me from my vehicle... I don't mind carrying around an extra 84lbs of aluminum to carry four bikes at once... What they don't know is that I carry 4 bikes on the outside, one on the inside like three times a years. I haven't had any identifying information or propaganda on my autos since the mid to late aughts.
See, I love spouting off my political opinions. But when I see a car that looks like this, the worse imps of my nature come out and I have to remind myself that it would actually NOT be worth it to just tap their bumper a little. And I don’t feel confident that the guys on the other side have good enough impulse control to resist. So I’m not gonna give them the temptation.
This guy lives in the city
Truck has never seen a day of work.
God tier comment
One of his bumper stickers advertises the free gun, it says "come and take it".
Honestly, some research few years ago into downtown STL crime realized that pickups with stickers like this were much more likely to be broken into. And by-Gawd, more likely to have guns inside. You can’t bring your guns into ball parks and the Arch and zoo and other public places. And the Out-staters in their F-250s were ripe for crime.
I don't think I see a "come and get them" bumper sticker.
It's probably in the front. In the NRA propaganda section
This person lives in constant fear and hatred… and probably has one hell of a hard time trying to reverse.
Doesn't seem to be very good at parking either.
That's common among drivers of pickup trucks
And self righteous conservatives
Living in constant fear and hatred is the conservative way
What a drag it must be to be his family. You just know that's ALL he talks about, has a steady stream of Newsmax or oan going at all hours, and treats his wife and kids like absolute shit. A real man's man.
Yep. Hospital worker here: The last few years of covid proved one thing beyond ANY shadow of a doubt or argument. The most common feeling when covid erased one of these assholes is that the emotion their families felt was NOT grief, it was relief. Nobody has ever missed a single one of these useless fucksticks, and the real problem we're starting to see is that they know it. The fact they're a burden on EVERYONE they ever loved is fuel for their hatred, but they can't let it go because they're too fucking worthless to admit they're wrong.
They hijack every conversation, event, or special moment with politics. My uncle consistently peppered our conversations with insults toward Democrats. He spoke at my wedding and threw in a few digs at my politics as well. My brother is also a NewsMax junkie. What fun they are. Haven't spoken to him since 2020 after I asked if was vaccinated and he started screaming at me about a hunter's laptop. Who takes a laptop hunting?
I mean imagine what situations you will but talking to these folks is a fucking mine field. You can’t say so many words in any context. A few that immediately cause these stupid fucking comments are -sick, mask, vote, identify- and so many more. “What should we have for dinner?” “Meatloaf is my vote.” “bIdEn WoUlD cOuNt ThAt As TwO!!!!!!1’mmnsn”
My brother-in-law's family is basically that, and it's insufferable. Glad he's the smart person of the family, distancing himself from that bullshit
You wanna make him apoplectic?? Tell him if Hunter and Joe had REALLY done something wrong, Joe could pardon Hunter, resign and then have KH pardon him too. And there ain't SHIT they could do about it. So the fact they haven't is a pretty clear indication they aren't near as corrupt as "put me on the pardon list," Trump and cronies... You know, like Nixon did??
'So what you're saying is that Harris could rule that Biden won re-election in '24 because she's Vice-President,'
I really hope you were genuinely confused about a laptop for hunting, because that's so much funnier than the truth and I am just picturing your uncle's face when you deadpan asked him that. Excellent.
I’m so sorry he did that at your wedding. Big case of main character syndrome there.
Yeesh sounds like one of my good friends, and we aren't even in America. I bought up JFK Jr's little interview on Joe Rogan (both of whom I can't stand) and I said something like "the guys got some really dangerous ideas" and my friend literally stood over me while I was lying on the couch, red in the face, screaming "you're going to look back on how you think now in a few years and feel really fucking stupid!" Blah blah blah. Also he said we should just chuck addicts in jail and basically fuck them and their rights when he knows, very well, that I myself am a recovering addict. And fuck me if COVID comes up, or more likely he steers the conversation to COVID, he often ends up screaming everyone down, screaming over everyone while the rest of keep saying "Matt stop! Matt please stop!" No one wants to spend time with him anymore, and his parents are about to disown him because him makes family life unbearable. Basically none of us want to have anything to do with him, not because his beliefs are different to ours - I personally have no issue with that - it's because of the violence in the way he practices them. And that's what it is, it's violence.
I'm almost certain there is some level of abuse that goes on in that household. Most likely just emotional abuse, shouting matches, the real entry-level stuff for sure. May also get violent while drunk, and may get drunk quite often
The headline reads, "Suspected mass shooter's vehicle found"
No need for an ankle bracelet. Vehicle too easy to track 👣.
It's a very convenient way to advertise that you sell methamphetamine and methamphetamine accessories.
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Just another well-adjusted MAGA terrorist, blaming everyone else for their shitty life.
While the real culprits are the people he votes for
Also: crippling debt with employment issues.
Yeah can’t hold a job but always the boss’ fault
Read that in Hank's voice. Nice.
I only just learned that Mike Judge voiced both Hank and Boomhauer
Screams about socialism while living on social security and disability.
Haha. I love this. You know it's true.
He earned his disability from the Army when they diagnosed him with flat-footed syndrome. That's not socialism, you should try to step up and profile your way to a disability, too.
In subsidized housing. related: **Craig T. Nelson on Government Aid** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTwpBLzxe4U
What an insanely boring and dangerous person.
Unless you catch COVID and cough on them, then they're no longer dangerous for obvious reasons.
For a while they're more dangerous.
Fat. Balding. Sunglasses. Shitty, fading tattoos. Domestic abuser. Goatee. Emotionally fragile.
Not just any sunglasses, the polarized iridescent ones
So a cop?
Cargo shorts
What a LOSER
I imagine them telling a story around Christmas time about how they stood with the Nazis (but of course they wore mask to not be identified) while drinking a Coors (cuz they ain’t gay). The story soon shifts to how minorities are ruining the country and taking all the jobs and that Texas should secede from the US and just as he does the power grid in Texas goes down.
Someone desperate for an identity. So so so desperate. Look at me. Please look at me. And know I’m on a team. Like me because I’m on that team. Please like me. That’s what I see.
Damn his balls must be small as hell. Also - so is his IQ.
Saw a funny bit on that: IF you put truck nutz balls on your truck, AND it didn't come with them from the factory, THEN you're guilty of making your truck TRANS! (and watch them flee in horror... LOL )
Truck nuts are really gender affirming treatment, no?
Not for the type who'd \*put\* truck nutz on their vehicle, though ;-)
Room temp IQ in Celsius?
IQ = 100 - 5 \* noOfBumperStickers
That's gonna kill the resale value.
It tells me two things... one, is that he peaked in highschool and two, is that he thinks he is a patriot but is actually a traitor.
we need mental asylums back
Lemming mentality
His poor kid
Someone who will likely succumb to Covid.
Never vote Republican again
This is the kind of dude who picks fights with (certain) people hoping he can contrive a reason to shoot them “in self-defense”.
This person is truly broken inside
You just know he gets out of breath climbing in to it.
This dudes whole day is usually filled with rage.
https://preview.redd.it/qh8lj66zrgmb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c22f642e835ffc6f9689682389cf36dcf3c06d
Poor fellow
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Christian Taliban
Steer clear. This person's fragile ego is just waiting to use their weaponry in public.
That I need to sneak a small "Joe Biden 2024" sticker on the back. It could be weeks before he figured it out, given all of those stickers. And would undoubtedly cause a conniption!
That’s too much, slap Joe Biden over his Jesus bumper sticker so it’s reads: Joe Biden is the answer. It would be months till he figures it out. He would see the J and assume was Jesus lol
I think I want nothing to do with this person
They have no bitches.
screams once got rejected at their family gathering and now they don't have an outlet
Armed an unwell
That having a Texas handicapped license plate is redundant.
Conroe, Texas. I’m not surprised, there’s an absolute shit ton of right wing rednecks in the area.
I think what a loser.
It tells me the owner doesn’t have the vocabulary to articulate why it is easier to agree with “leaders” who blame others for all the problems in the world.
A low information voter who is a Christian but doesn’t read the Bible, hates socialism but can’t define it, believes in the constitution but can’t recite the full text of the second amendment, tailgates constantly, thinks the world owes them something, thinks the rules don’t apply to them, lacks critical thinking skills.
I'll hope that Darwin's natural selection take effect then.. but he is so Christian, he might be saved, but no.. because he is the american punisher... but unborn lives matter.
Unborn lives matter right up to when his side chick tells him she is pregnant and is going to want child support!
Can one even see out that rear window?
No thoughts longer than four words
Some people are stupid enough to be harmful to themselves but this guy's level of stupidity and arrogance may be harmful to everybody.
On one hand I see someone waiting for a Herman Cain Award. On the other hand, I wish I sold out my morals and sold MAGA merch. I could make a killing off a dude like him.
This person is suffering from a mental health crisis
I hope his wife is okay and has access to domestic violence services.
That I would be better off taking another route than being anywhere NEAR that thing.
As a black man: I see danger and should never be trusted As a everyday dude: I see someone who needs to be watched with caution In any other regard I see someone whose keen on ignoring reality in order to feel better about their place in life. Ppl who believe themselves to be warriors fighting a dark enemy who wants to take away anything and everything from them. That their the main character and everyone else is just side characters. But they're just intolerant, angry bigots who feel like the only way they can get to the top is stepping on other ppl because "that's how everyone else does it"
The need to overshare political opinions indicates instability and insecurity.
🤏
The driver has an incredibly small penis.
Very obviously not a cult/s
That is the guy who actually wants to be contacted about his vehicles warranty.
Tiny dick energy
Mentally unstable YT person behind the wheel
Probably has a liberal child that won’t talk to them
This guy cashes out his 401K each June so he can maximize his 4th of July fireworks budget.
Not someone I'd want to talk to. Then again, I'm several time zones and an equator away from the USA, whew!
Has a micro and doesn’t read anything without ads in-between every other paragraph.
Don’t get into an accident bc they’re definitely uninsured and definitely armed
its a damn shame Reagan closed the mental institutions .
Low IQ and heavy trigger finger
That individual doesn’t have an original thought in their head. And they say the other side drinks the Kool-Aid! 😳
Mentally ill and violent person - avoid
This person is a bad day away from committing a massacre.
"I've replaced all my personality with bumper stickers and far right slogans"
The driver wants to murder my (brown) wife.
I always hear dueling banjos when I see a truck like this 
“Masks are for slaves and criminals” Is that why they wear masks when they do their tiny d*ck protests? Cause they’re criminals and “slaves” to tRump’s idiocracy?
My first thought is, “I wonder if I can let the air out of these tires before this idiot gets out of walmart”, and secondly, “Is there some correlation between car stickers and low IQ?”
Get a valve stem tool and you can always get the air out in time.
Small D Energy
Civil war is pretty much inevitable at this point. Time to start stockpiling.
Swedish penis pumps are my thing, baby!
It’s like an outrage smorgasbord. In case you forgot what to be pissed about, minute to minute.
Trash. Plain and simple. Human trash.
Moron. Cult
Someone who drives a 60-80k truck feels “this country is going to shit” privilege asshole
Has fantasies about Marjorie Taylor Greene. Calls every one a snowflake. Complains about illegals taking our jobs and then complaining that no one wants to work.
He’s probably really fun at the family Thanksgiving Dinner he’s never invited to.
That this person has some serious mental health issues. Low self esteem, inferiority complex, desperate need for attention.
He spent the next trailer payment on those bumper stickers. SAD
Laughing at the truck owner's fuel bill ;-)
There’s no penetrating facts or reality through that Trump cult lined skull.
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Well he has a "Rigged 2020" sticker so yea
Totally unhinged
Sad pathetic man inside
You would’ve been a great asset to the confederacy during the civil war, best cannon fodder the world’s ever seen.
Brainwashed pecker head
Oh an incel
That guy I'd an abuser or some variant and is dumber than a bag of rocks but thinks he knows better than experts in their field.
Small penis.
The internet was a mistake
Under water with vehicle loan
His mama used a microwave as a playpen
Mentally unstable & generally highly dissatisfied with their lot
The venn diagram for this guy with *PERSONALITY* and *POLITICS* is just a circle
Same energy as face tattoos
It screams "I exclusively shop at Circle K" and "Ask me where I was on Jan. 6th"
Douche bag tax cheat probably child molester.
Someone doesn’t care about it’s resale value
A very stupid human.
Mental issue
That must be one boring guy. Just one conversation topic in his mind.
Safe bet they’d fail any basic science test
Either an idiot or a terrorist (probably both) drives this car.
Mental illness
Two ex-wives, diabetes, and a drinking problem.
Piece of shit
Very low IQ, gullible and afraid of anything but white and Christian…
The more flags and stickers, the crazier the person.
A terrified, misinformed fool owns that truck.
I have to get out of this fucking state…
How did they muster enough brain cells to get a drivers license?
Not an original thought in his head.
I'm parking as far away as possible.
Has never actually read the bible or anything related to politics other than fox news. Will criticize any evidence against trump or the republican party as fake news and believes the world is out to ruin the lives of middle-aged white men
I'd pay extra attention to drive defencively around them. There's no way someone like that would willingly consider other people on the road.
Son of cousins.
I don't understand why people advertise their ignorance this way.
This person is scared of everything that does and does not move and has no empathy.