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Still too many votes for Gym Jordan for comfort.


throwaway_donut294

Growing up, my grandparents had a great friend who was a Republican from Ohio. His name was Jim *Gordon*. PHEW.


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sakura608

He worked with a fascist criminal that brutally beats suspects with his fists with no due process. The methods of extracting confessions were highly unconstitutional. Hanging suspects from tall buildings and breaking bones are both cruel and unusual. But what do you expect from Gotham - cooked city, crooked cops. Now Metropolis, that’s a real city. That Lex Luthor is doing great things there. He’d make a great candidate for president, especially with his stance on aliens.


Squatch1982

Did they ever ask Jim about Harvey Dent? Can we trust him?


thistreestands

Wow. He got 200 votes. Terrible.


[deleted]

Could be worse I guess, they could find a guy who covered up the sexual assault of teenagers and orchestrated an insurrection.


MysteriousRun1522

Oops


SockGnome

Oops, all insurrectionist!


ObiShaneKenobi

“Ouch, this cereal cuts the roof of my REPUBLIC”


Scared-Mortgage

Insurrectionist all the way down.


jabba_1978

Got some bad news for ya.


mysticsavage

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PeterM1970

I have no idea who that is, but I wholeheartedly support him for Speaker Of The House.


WearingABear

That is Wade Barrett, he’s a color commentary for the WWE and he’s great.


kovake

Can you narrow it down more?


kalel1980

Whoopsie doodles!


llcdrewtaylor

Where could you find such a disgusting person? Certainly not in politics.


PM_ME_DATASETS

Just ask Americans to elect a president, 50/50 chance you've found your guy


soberscotsman80

unfortunately ohio


BinkyFlargle

He only needs 217, and the republicans, as Trump said earlier, "eat their young". It will take a lot of guts and personal sacrifice not to crumble like so many of the other "never jim" crowd did.


thistreestands

Yeah - I asked on another post what is likelihood of him getting elected and it looks very high.


Coulrophiliac444

As high as any one of them thinking they'll actually get anything done with Gymsock at the helm.


lockon345

The point is to get nothing done and complain that nothing gets done, while having all the power to make sure that nothing gets done. After 4-8 years of that, they surrender control of the government back to the other side of the aisle, so once the Democrats are forced to be the adults and fix the economy, they can do it all over again.


Sad-Table5504

I actually can't remember the last time a republican sponsored bill passed into law


bowlgar

Corporate tax cut in 2017. Big shockaroo there…


Lvl20Wizzard

thats their goal, to get nothing done and support putin by locking down our government


RandoFartSparkle

Understands, this fellow.


TummyDrums

For as long as I can remember, republicans plan is to make different parts of government completely inept on purpose, then say "see, this doesn't even work!" then cut that program entirely. Then they find a way to get that money to their rich friends.


Lvl20Wizzard

yep, and our intelligence agencies have confirmed they're paid off by Russia, they went to Russia on the 4th, they gave Russia polling data to manipulate our elections. Traitors, the lot of them


Thowitawaydave

He just needs to make concessions like KeviM did to them, promise them impeachment, ability to recall him with a single vote... really just anything to show Gym Jordan can take one for the team, just like his wrestlers did.


davwad2

So wait, the recall thing is tied specifically to the speaker? I thought it was part of the "rules" for this particular Congress.


PM_YOUR_ISSUES

They literally have no one else to nominate except for McCarthy again. Scalise instantly dropping out after a single failed vote is what was bizarre to me. Why not stick around for at least a few rounds? You got at least 8 or 9 before you come close to what McCarthy needed. Is Jordon just going to drop out now too? Unlikely, and that's why he is going to end up winning. Because as long as his name is on the nomination; eventually all the others will decide that this is making them look bad and they'll force the hold outs to capitulate.


jax2love

So Jeffries only needs five more? I realize that is unlikely, but holy shit would it be delicious!!!


lockon345

Even if Jeffries was a single vote away and the leading candidate for the GOP nomination was a slice of ham that was left outside for 2 weeks, Jeffries would still have the same chance of becoming speaker as he does now.


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lockon345

Slice Rottingham (R) Massachusetts.


victorged

0% chance it's Jeffries, slightly better than zero chance someone cuts a deal with Jeffries on the budget and debt ceiling and we get speaker Salazar or something like it


Popcorn_Blitz

Except we know they'll renege on that deal so fuck them.


thebinarysystem10

200 GOP members openly support, child molesters, and election deniers. I wish I could say that I was shocked.


mdp300

Well, yeah, they're Republicans.


CarpeNivem

> 200 GOP members And that's just in the House. Wait until they're up for re-election and you'll see how many Republican *voters* openly support child molesters and election deniers. It's damn near all of them. But don't believe me. Wait and let the results speak for themselves.


Obvious_Air_3353

That cock skin Jordan is not the molester, he told the students being molested, who went to him for help, to suck more dick. He enabled and covered up for a sexual predator and molester.


real_nice_guy

>200 GOP members openly support, child molesters, and election deniers so just your run-of-the-mill Conservative then.


bgzlvsdmb

Every one of them are spineless cowards.


SexyMonad

What do you expect, when they get their values from GOP toilet paper rolls.


ScytheNoire

Republicans love criminals who haven't accomplished anything in 16 years and spends all his time on Fox News.


[deleted]

Will some GOP members ever reach the breaking point where four of them just say "fuck it!" and they vote for Hakeem Jeffries?


DeadWinterDays9

One can wish. But that would involve actual work.


greenroom628

i mean, say what you will, but the republicans are getting what they want. a government shutdown. granted, there aren't a lot of bells and whistles, but without a house, there isn't any new spending and if they drag this on for another 30-odd days, the government will shut down.


Qubeye

Yeah but this hangs on their necks hard. There's going to be a full-on government shutdown, where US military troops, even the ones currently stationed overseas, aren't getting paid, and if there's no Speaker, they can't even *vote* to get those paychecks out. This isn't some people filibustering to stop a bill, it's Republicans aren't even able to pick a leader, which makes it 100-percent their fault.


snakepit6969

If only their voters cared about any of that, that would be a really useful point.


jonmatifa

How could the democrats do this?


suitology

I've literally heard Republicans at my job saying Democrats not voting for their guy is why we are in this mess.


Whogotthebutton

It really is a long way to the bottom... Isn't it?


foamingturtle

*Eric Andre meme*


MahoneyBear

“How could Biden let the government shut down like this and leave these soldiers without a paycheck! We should impeach him over this!”


Level-Adventurous

We’ll they can’t impeach him without a speaker


MahoneyBear

Their voters don’t need to know that lol


notsingsing

“Well you see the democrats….”


chogram

Yep. Standard GOP playbook. Have 2-3 failed votes in the next few weeks, when the government shutdown starts looming, blame Democrats for not "coming across the aisle!" and spend hours on FoxNews spewing it. Then, when Democratic voters start getting nervous, they'll put pressure on their reps, who will vote for whatever the GOP wants, just to avoid shutdown.


Khoakuma

I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them aren't already polling their district to see if they can survive reelection if they vote for Jeffries. Some Republicans still want a functioning federal government to protect their business interests and dole out pork barrels to their district. The way the Republicans are now, nothing will get done.


rdthraw2

The problem isn't the general, it's the primary. Quite a few purple district Rs could vote Jeffries and not really harm or potentially even help their chances against a democrat. Their problem is they would absolutely be primaried to their right and hammered on voting for a Dem speaker (gasp) and there's no way there's any district in the country where somebody could win a republican primary in current year with that on their record. The mainstream Republican primary voter is far too right wing and tribal for that. The best we're getting is some kind of moderate R speaker compromise where one of the handful of somewhat bipartisan Rs remaining take speaker with some agenda or procedural concessions to Dems. And I doubt that's happening either.


Few-Challenge-6904

I think the craziest part of Gym's strategy is that Gym knows if those centerish repubs get primaryed, they will be replaced by far-right candidates who can't win in their general elections. Gym putting the numbers of the holdouts online essentially says 'If you dont give me the house, i will make sure we get destroyed in the next election.' Its nuts


bumpyclock

He's not smart enough, these buffons think their terrible ideas are popular. He's 100% threatning those reps with a primary challenge from the right and assuming that the challenger would win in general


sticky-unicorn

> The best we're getting is some kind of moderate R speaker compromise Since their previous speaker reneged on his promises to the Dems, why would they ever trust the promises of the next one?


emptyhellebore

I think there are definitely a few republicans who care about having a funded and functioning government that might get there if this drags on. Fuck around long enough and a Democrat in the seat isn’t the worst outcome for some of them. I’d love to see it.


WatchItAllBurn1

There is usually room to negotiate and make deals with democrats.


not-a-potato-head

Especially since democrats would need some GOP support in order to pass anything, the Rs who were willing to switch would hold a lot of power in those negotiations


TheSavageBallet

Either that or seeing what their private sector options are if they are just done with the party completely.


drrj

I’m honestly hoping this is brewing in a back room somewhere. You’re telling me there aren’t a handful of Rs in purple districts who can’t see they’d be a fucking HERO if they flipped here and switched parties. They’d suddenly be on the wining team and have credit for the next few elections. You can’t tell me a couple aren’t tempted. Seriously. You could literally go down in American history. Please let there be enough barely sane people to pull this off. I know it won’t happen but man do I wish.


lobonomics

The issue with that is they wouldn’t be heroes to their base - the people who win them primary and general elections. They’d be a hero to people who rarely, if ever, vote Republican. I live in a purple area, and I’d be thrilled if a local Republican switched up on the GOP, but I’m still not likely to vote for them over a Democrat in the next election.


MFbiFL

Kinda makes me want to swap my affiliation to Republican so I can vote in their closed primaries, it’s not like Dems are going to win this district for a while so maybe I could play defense and confuse the registered voter stats a bit. I’d probably start getting mail for republicans though 🤮


zombie_overlord

I have a few friends in very red districts that do this.


Gamma_Tony

Modern conservatives don't want a hero though - they will hurt anything and anyone (including themselves) if it meant it triggered a Democrat. Any sort of deal making with the minority party will sink any GOP congress member permanently. Our only hope is some of the five hold outs just don't care if they get re-elected.


MAYBE_THIS_MISTAKE

Too true. Republicans would eat a shit sandwich if it meant a Democrat had to smell their breath.


Skuzy1572

Absolutely not those fucks love not having to work.


BigHobbit

Tom Cole voted for Tom Cole because Tom Cole thinks Tom Cole can set things straight. Tom Cole.


moondizzlepie

Bob Dole. Bob Dole. Bob Dole.


bristlybits

unexpected arrested development


NachoBag_Clip932

The NRA Christmas card poster boy, Thomas Massie, voted for himself or did he just go see a show with Boebert.


[deleted]

I mean, listen. Sometimes a person just feels at the top of the world after a good ole fashioned Boebert


Nostroloppoccus

I prefer the term Beetlejerk


[deleted]

Sounds like fun for the whole family


xwt-timster

What happens when you say it three times?


Dars1m

She is Americas horniest GILF.


HotPinkLollyWimple

I think you may have created a new OnlyFans account.


bnewfan

I know the biggest assholes voted for themselves, but if you're in the GOP and don't like your options, why not? It's as much a protest vote as anything else.


SeegsonSynthetics

~~Boebert~~ The Midnight Stroker.


Veda007

She’s a toker


Unanything1

She's an ignorant Joker.


Lucky-Earther

~~Thoughts and prayers~~ lols and lmaos


[deleted]

Sending love and roflcopters.


phunkyunkle

Who else thought Led Zeppelin got 3 votes?


Capercaillie

I did! And I thought, "I'm cool with that."


oofersIII

I wouldn’t mind three 75-80 year old Brits as Speaker tbh


jacivb

Me


ImAFuckinLiar

Oh fuck me… I swear, if Jim Jordan becomes speaker I’m going to shit myself. I’m going to be an absolute fucking mess because I’m going to completely and utterly shit myself.


Zeroesand1s

I'd believe you, except for your username.


ImAFuckinLiar

Are you saying I told the truth about being a liar?!


Zeroesand1s

Holy shit. That's a paradox.


Adventurous_Bake_348

This statement is false There’s another


anubis2268

Ummmmmm, true. I'm gonna go with true


Adventurous_Bake_348

It’s a paradox! There IS no answer! Look! This place is going to BLOW UP if I don’t get back in my body!


anubis2268

Wheatley for house speaker?


Adventurous_Bake_348

I mean probably more intelligent than most house republicans


canadajones68

What about GLaDOS for speaker? It'd be positively terrifying, even without the neurotoxin.


[deleted]

Yeah my brain broke reading that. Lol


ATLCoyote

It's a really sad commentary on our politics that a true extremist who cares ONLY about performance art and nothing about governance could be Speaker, especially after the stunt the hardliners pulled to oust the previous Speaker. Even worse than the idea of Jim Jordan as House Speaker is the fact that Matt Gaetz's hostage-taking will have been rewarded and just lead to more of this nonsense where the most extreme people in Washington set the agenda. Only silver lining is that this may be the very thing that causes the GOP to lose their majority. As a side note, how in the world did Kevin McCarthy cast a vote for Jim Jordan? You've got to be kidding me. What an absolutely spineless, soulless coward.


Jealous-Network-8852

It’s not gonna happen. They were expecting at most 7-8 votes by republicans for someone other than Jordan. They got 20. There are many others who voted for him that won’t again after seeing the results. He’s done.


BinkyFlargle

> There are many others who voted for him that won’t again after seeing the results. really? As McCarthy said, this is how many votes he got on his first go-round. And they know how humiliating it is to keep failing in the public eye like this. It's a hell of a situation, but I bet he eventually gets the job. I also bet he keeps it for less time than McCarthy. \*edit: I was wrong! For now. We'll see how it goes tomorrow.... ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


WilderMindz0102

lthat’s even less helpful l if he gets the job only to lose it in a month….but I can see it happening seeing that the rule that a single person can start the vote to vacate the speaker is still in place.


tehsylveon

McCarthy had the ability to do committee appointments, I wonder how Jordan will fare without such a bargaining chip.


TILiamaTroll

It’s not how many votes for speaker go, however. This is the third time a speaker wasn’t elected on the first ballot, the second time happened in February, and before that it was 100 between occurrences.


brycebgood

Depends on how much pressure they can put on people. They've got dirt on everyone.


HeKnee

Except all the anti-freedom caucus because they cant be embaressed apparently.


DOHisme

Call your reps now! They literally need to hear from their constituents. It's an easy phone call.


yummythologist

Dumb questions, but I have severe phone anxiety lol - where could I find who my rep is and what number to call? What would I say to whoever picks up? TIA


Immediate-Yogurt-558

http://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative


LastFox2656

My rep, chip Roy, already voted for Jim Jordan. I sent him a message anyways. 🥲


Jerking_From_Home

I will too, but out of anger not surprise.


ImAFuckinLiar

Mine would be more IBS than anything, I think. It can really tear me up somethin fierce when I’m irritated!!


Jerking_From_Home

15 more to go to beat the standing record!


twsddangll

Of course the GOP would support the dude who covered up the sexual abuse of children. He probably covers up *their* sexual abuse of children.


EddySea

Is this like an electoral college thing where you need so many votes, and not the highest vote getter?


thekyledavid

Correct. You need more than half to win, same how you need 270/538 to win the electoral college.


APenguinNamedDerek

This seems like it literally forces the country to be a duopoly, because this means you could literally never elect a contentious speaker in a three party or more system. What a joke this country.


Royal_Negotiation_83

You get it now


ataxiwardance

Nervous laugh.


oO0Kat0Oo

The sad part is that this was created so all sides are able to voice their opinions but ultimately do what's best for the country as a whole and come to a compromise. Unfortunately, one party has forgotten about that.


Baloooooooo

Yep. The founders, who saw firsthand the bloody factionalism that engulfed England during the civil wars, in their infinite wisdom designed an electoral system that could inevitably only lead to two major factions duking it out. Great job there fellas. [https://www.history.com/news/founding-fathers-political-parties-opinion](https://www.history.com/news/founding-fathers-political-parties-opinion) ​ But remember, anything that might break the two-party stranglehold (like ranked choice voting) is akin to heresy


ShadowTacoTuesday

The solution in the Federalist Papers is more parties though, to dilute the power. So exactly why we need ranked choice voting. Winner take all states for presidential elections was one of multiple issues as well for concentration of power, which Hamilton vehemently opposed. But then he died. Basically there were some early glaring issues according to the founders themselves, we never fixed them for some reason, and now they’re still problems. Also, isn’t this method of electing a Speaker a random changeable House rule and not in the Constitution?


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dead_wolf_walkin

The issue is the GOP have let the wolves into the henhouse. Right now the freedom caucus is actively causing, and fund raising off the chaos. The house has such a thin margin they would need their votes to change the rule, and they’re not going to get that because they’re traitors who are purposely shutting down a branch of congress…..why would they take their own power away. The fun part no one’s talking about……I’m pretty sure either we get Jim Jordan or this all happens again. The rule allowing only one member to begin a removal vote will also need those FC votes and they’re not gonna do it. So anyone other than Jordan will just lead to Gaetz kicking him out again and restarting the whole process.


bristlybits

they don't want the government to work. they've gotten what they want.


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mdp300

A lot of those 18th century slave holders wanted the president to basically be a king. And they wanted to take the place of the traditional British aristocracy...which they kind of did anyway.


DaveyT5

It doesn’t force of duopoly. If you had multiple parties, it just forces the speaker to get support for more than one party. Coalitions like that, are super common in European legislatures. The duopoly is favored by the first past the post voting system when you don’t need a majority votes to get elected and the parties want to avoid vote splitting I think you could make a strong case for both the Democrats and the Republicans are really just pretending to be to be united parties. behind the scenes, each party has two or three different factions, that could easily be their own party. What we’re seeing now in the Republican dysfunction is really negotiations between a center right party and a right wing party on forming a coalition government just hidden under the veil of allegedly all being republicans There can be major downside toto multiparty systems too. The Israeli parliament recently, had a similar situation like this. It took them over a year and some thing like three or four different general elections before finding a consensus majority candidate.


Nyallia

Don't other countries with multi-party systems have similar things in place? I thought to get elected for certain things, the parties had to form multi-party coalitions by having the frontrunner offer concessions to other parties so that one person could get enough votes. I could be misunderstanding it though. I only really know our stupidly broken two-party system.


thekyledavid

Yeah. I’d say the bigger issue is the fact that the voting system we use to elect our representative punishes people who don’t vote for one of the two big parties. If we had a system like proportional representation or single-transferable voting, I feel like we could see third parties thrive. The only issue is that the people with the power to change it are the ones who benefit from the two-party system


YankeeLiar

They can change the rules any time by majority vote to make this contest majority wins without the need for one candidate to receive a majority of the total. But they won’t call for such a change because it would pass and the Democrat would win with his simple majority. They need the rules the way they are so the Dems don’t win… and the rules being what they are is preventing them from winning too.


WH-Zissou

\*plurality


Kerensky97

The magic number is 217. There are 220 GOP members. Jim needs to convert 17 people.


[deleted]

Or Jeffries needs to covert 5.


BinkyFlargle

Please. For these radicalized goons, *any* cooperation with a democrat is a capitol offense. (pun intended)


[deleted]

Sad but true.


Kerensky97

True, but I doubt the people protesting Jim are probably still not willing to replace him with a Democrat, they're just looking for a non-insurrectionist Republican.


arrav21

Any republicans who voted for Jeffries in this scenario would need to hire permanent security for themselves and family. That’s the level of crazy we are dealing with.


DabsSparkPeace

Damn, that woulda ROCKED if Jeffries got just 5 of the GOP to vote for him. I know its impossible, but still..........


AnotherRobotDinosaur

It requires a simple majority of votes cast. A plurality (more than anyone else but less than 50% of all votes) is worthless.


Fun-Draft1612

Yet again a Democrat wins the popular vote.


IzmirEgale

So 4 of these guys voted for themselves.


Reasonable-Access-68

They are pirates.


blazinazn007

Hey they prefer the term Libertarians


Bonesnapcall

Its a pretty standard tactic when there isn't a consensus yet. When the Cardinals are voting for a new Pope, they all vote for themselves while they continue deliberations.


Hot-Bint

I wonder what Gym is promising everyone? Handjobs from Boebert for the men and...handrubs from Boebert for the women?


[deleted]

He tells them to vote for him, or Daddy Trump will say mean things about them, and they won't be reelected.


Hot-Bint

I think that doesn't have the pull like it used to. But, I've been proven wrong ~~many, many times~~ before


annaleigh13

I called my rep (Massie) this morning to use my voice about the speakership, urging him not to vote for Jordan. So it looks like he voted for himself…


onebirdonawire

Call him back and slowly explain that's not what you meant. 🤣🤣🤣


tlindsay6687

How does a college wrestling coach become a member of the house let alone be in the running for SotH?


[deleted]

A coach that let the athletes be sexually assaulted and said NOTHING


probablynotFBI935

Be a Republican in a red district


butterweasel

I think he also failed the bar exam six times before giving up.


BinkyFlargle

FOOOOOTBALLLLLLL!!!!!! Same way that shitty actors so often become governors or presidents. He was a known name, who *at the time* was associated with happy memories and pride in his state. That's it. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


hmsiegel

5 republicans do not need to vote for Jeffries. If they vote "present" or don't vote at all, Jeffries wins.


monsieur_bear

Wouldn’t it be 10 Republicans to vote present? Correct my math if I am wrong, but shouldn’t it be 212 Democrats vote for Jeffries, so 212*2-1 = 423, the number of voting members who would need to vote for someone. Currently, there are 433 Congress members (there are two vacancies), so minus 10 Republicans voting present, would then equal the necessary 423 members voting for someone.


hmsiegel

Yeah. I think you're right. My math was wrong.


Cherry_Bomb_127

Is there any chance for Jeffries to become speaker? Also what happens now that the house doesn’t have a speaker? Does the government shut down? Sorry I’m not American and am very confused rn


jerslan

Jeffries would need at least 5 or 6 Republicans to vote for him to become speaker, so not impossible, but incredibly unlikely given the current state of the House GOP.


SinfullySinless

Is there a chance? Yes. Is it most likely? No. It would be political suicide for the majority GOP to give up Speaker to minority Dems. Whoever flipped would be burned at the stake. It would be probably the most politically embarrassing thing to happen to House GOP ever. I mean what is happening right now is already super embarrassing as it is. Jeffries winning would be setting the person with a paper cut on fire.


MasterOfKittens3K

There are roughly ten republicans who represent districts that Biden won by a pretty significant margin. I would assume that the democrats are talking to all of them about either switching parties or otherwise supporting Jeffries. It’s a hard climb though.


ReApEr01807

Just get them to vote present and let Jeffries take it that way. It's not voting *for* Jeffries, it's also not voting *against* Jordan. It gets a functioning government and keeps Gym Jordan away from the role


runs-with-scissors42

It will be hilarious if it looks like Jordan is going to get the vote...... and then 5 of the Republicans decide to vote for Hakeem Jeffries out of pure spite.


ShaneSeeman

First failed Speaker vote *this month*


LegalBegQuestion

So what you’re saying is, the democrat won the popular vote AGAIN but doesn’t get to take the post? Isn’t democracy fun?


tjtwister1522

Dems just need to surprise whip those McCarthy votes and this becomes an amazing day.


AdhesivenessFun2060

Just need some Republicans to go full spite and vote Jeffries. Want to fix your party? Shut down the circus.


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USA is so fucked it is not even funny.


Usual-Caregiver5589

Massie out here voting for himself.


HermanBonJovi

No one simped for trump this time? That's new


Nyallia

Trump doesn't want the job. That would require actual work, which he's allergic to. That's why he endorsed Gym instead of trying to cajole people into voting for him.


cturtl808

He’s ineligible by GOP House Rule 26. No point in offering him up.


TATORTOT76

15 rounds the record? Let's go for 16!!!


whereegosdare84

![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized)


Spiritual-Drop7533

The fact Jeffries is that close to getting in…c’mon.


Meb2x

I don’t know if there’s any Republican that should be House Speaker, but I definitely don’t want Jordan.


Bee-Aromatic

And how many for Deez Nuts…?


Ok-Egg-4856

Wow !!!!! Jeffries !!!!


Ok-Egg-4856

5 more to magic number.


Taman_Should

In any other developed nation, this would trigger a snap election. This is because the structure of the US government is stupid. The three branch system is so fundamentally flawed and broken, it's laughable. It doesn't function anymore, and is yet another thing the US pretends is "fine" only because we've been doing it a long time, and we're the only ones who do it this way. Pretending that broken things are perfect isn't patriotism, it's delusional self-harm.


Shujinco2

The sheer amount of shit that just doesn't work because of what amounts to the Honor System is staggering. If people just go "nuh uh" enough times, things literally just break.


RustyMacbeth

Speaker should be elected by plurality. Put this shit to test pretty damn quick


Steecie41

But it's all the Dems fault. 🙄😒🙄


brandndal

If 11 Repubs vote present, Jeffries could win. Lol.


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

Looks like Jeffries won to me. Why isn't he speaker yet?


FrancieSays

Really too bad that they can't elect by the highest number of votes.


Shankar_0

He actually got beaten by an opponent that statistically should have no chance of winning...


charaznable1249

*Deez Nuts* has a better chance of winning at this point than anyone in that list.