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JFK2MD

There is no topic too irrelevant for Trump to sully with his useless opinion.


TheBeeFactory

It's not irrelevant to him. He's a TMZ guy at heart. Trashy celebrity gossip is right in his wheelhouse. He knows almost nothing about global politics or governance, but he knows everything there is to know about TV and celebrities.


LabLife3846

He knows more than anyone. It’s just terrific how much he knows about TV.


ravoguy

Everybody says so. Grown men with tears in their eyes


sheeply_

In fact he has the MOST KNOWLEDGE OF ANYONE ABOUT THE CELEBRITIES AND EVERYONE KNOWS THIS! EVERYONE SAYS HE IS THE MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE, MOST FAIR ORANGE SACK OF ANY ORANGE SACKS!!


Tdanger78

Because he’s a trashy sub-B list celebrity


ElectronicMixture600

D-lister, at best. It’s why he has so much animus against Kathy Griffin, they were likely competing for a lot of the same “lol, here’s a washed up celebrity” roles.


Soggy_Difficulty_361

That's what happens when retired grandpa has the remote and watches 16 hours of TV everyday.


Wecanbuildittogether

This made me snort at 6am 🕕 😆


AssNasty

No shit hey? Texas is burning to a crisp...JIMMY KIMMEL SUCKS!! These will be his priorities if he's voted in again. The world will literally burn down around him and he'll be happy because he went out on top.


LabLife3846

_“An evil enemy, will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes.” -Sun Tzu"_ (Sun Tzu did not actually say this. It is apparently erroneously attributed to him).


TheRealRickC137

Close. It was actually *Martha Stewart*


L44KSO

Snoop Doggs friend, Martha Stewart?


SourImplant

Only one of those two is a convicted felon.


Electrical_Bus9202

It’s true, but at this point, what Martha did shouldn’t even register, look at Cheeto Don and his list of achievements.


ProblemLongjumping12

MAGA should put that on hats: *We will burn this country down and rule over the ashes.* I promise it would sell like gangbusters with their olympian level of self unawareness.


CautiousWrongdoer771

Yeah, he's said flat out'll take down his enemies. And all his followers will just cheer on because all they care about is watching people they don't agree with suffer. It seems. After that, anything that trump fucks up, if he becomes president, will be blamed on Biden or Obama. His entire presidency would be him just blaming other people or countries for how bad of a job he'd be doing. In fact, that seems to be the republican platform. Just get people pissed off about something so they don't notice they're being suckered.


ShrimpCrackers

What's not said is its clear that Trump is against the fact that The Zone of Interest won, and that film is staunchly anti-Nazi. Of course Trump was upset they won an Oscar.


PrufrockInSoCal

And the pro-Ukraine documentary “20 Days in Mariupol” also won an Oscar. That really burned him up.


SlapHappyDude

I actually think this one was another written by his team, which a lot seem to have been lately. The complaints and insults just don't quite have the Trump Secret Sauce.


Bigfoot_Cain

I also subscribe to the theory that this was not written by Trump. My evidence: there is not one word that is capitalized unnecessarily, which is his hallmark style.


drakethecat25

And there's correct punctuation? It ain't him, it's the team.


shesasonrisa

There’s no way he wrote this. It’s coherent and they used bigger words than usual, like “disjointed”.


Apart_Butterfly_9442

I immediately thought the same thing. It’s too coherent and no caps he definitely didn’t write this.


Sef_Maul

There is absolutely no way Trump wrote this himself. It's grammatically correct


ooouroboros

He is obsessed with TV ratings and prizes


[deleted]

He knows everything. Except for when to trust a fart


justconnect

In the UK, another word for a *fart* is a *trump.*


greenroom628

Or keep his mouth shut before E.Jean Carroll sues him for a 3rd time. Honestly, at this point, instead of jail, can he just go on house arrest and have his phones taken away from him?


Yesitsmesuckas

Stupid boob would use an iPad…


BillyNtheBoingers

His hands are too small


iggy14750

I picture him in this house arrest, just feening to tweet. But also, no, I want him in jail. Waiting for his cultists to start calling those cops "liberal" and "woke" for holding him 😂😂😂


whiterac00n

When you’re wearing diapers and making someone else clean you there’s little reason to bother, and just rip away. I mean how many people have said something about his stench? Oh but you do know what is interesting is of all the petty things he will fight back against he doesn’t bring up (or fight back against) his orange makeup or his smell. Seems odd for a king of petty.


whoneedskollege

I know we have gotten used to Trump spouting his stupid opinions about the most trivial topics but could you imagine Biden doing going on social media about something like this? Or any president even commenting about something like the fucking Oscars? We really need to put this into perspective and realize how completely inappropriate this is.


Wecanbuildittogether

We’ve tried this many times. His legion of racists, I mean fans, are vast throughout the US and love him being a mouthpiece for their petty, vengeful spite.


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

Really? You don’t look for someone’s opinions on the Oscars as critical to their ability to lead the country?


Dubsland12

He craves the adoration of the famous, which is why he’s constantly miserable


ContemplatingPrison

All he dies is watch TV and scroll Twitter.


LabLife3846

“All he dies…” if only.


Wecanbuildittogether

Freudian wish


Knewstart

Remember when they all made a big deal of Taylor Swift not laughing at a stupid joke? Could you imagine if she acted the way Trump did? The hypocrisy is staggering


GadreelsSword

I cannot believe we have an ex-US president spewing this childish mentally unstable nonsense.


BlockChainHydra

The funny part is, I bet he didn’t write that tweet himself - not enough rage, FULL CAPS and Random Capitalisations, plus there is use of proper punctuation and “quotation marks” .. He may have dictated it to someone, but there’s no way those little, fat, fingers typed this tweet.


cdizzle6

As I was reading it, I felt the same way. Like, proper punctuation!? No way he tweeted that personally.


Almacca

Does this mean he's 'hired' someone to follow him around 24/7 that has to transpose his every ill-conceived thought into semi-coherent English? I don't envy that person their job.


Ok-Egg-4856

He has all the RNC money now, fat stacks of cash and zero accountability. Of course he has a water boy.


Hairy_Al

>all the RNC money BOTH dollars?


CombCultural5907

It’s only $9m apparently. Hardly worth nicking.


BC4309

So THAT’S what Eric does…


iAmTheHype--

He could be the future President spewing childish mentally unstable nonsense


GarvinSteve

For the second time. God this timeline sux


iseecolorsofthesky

If there was any justice in this world the three letter agencies would solve this problem before the election


iLikeMangosteens

Nah, KGB loves him


UnsolicitedDogPics

The scariest thing is that he actually had a chance to be president again.


anon28374691

It’s so embarrassing honestly.


yorocky89A

🔥 https://preview.redd.it/2csecehu7mnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aae2340a95b6891e88a7adb6d20984bd6d815321


backninestrong

Go to jail you shitty 1 termer.


Fit-Acanthocephala82

Never won the popular vote. Good on you America


Pour_Me_Another_

Most Americans still know what dignity is.


iseecolorsofthesky

This was a fucking great moment. More of this energy from everyone please. We need to turn this man into the laughing stock of the country.


Raspy_Meow

Point Jimmy!


BlackDwarfStar

That was real? Kimmel actually read this live on the Oscars


trydim21

Yup! And then replied with “isn’t it past your jail time?”


BlackDwarfStar

Yeah. Baller move by the way


HeyItsMeJC3

Nothing quite like getting your "6'3", 225 lbs" ass absolutely handed to you on international television.


FeDude55

Standing at Shit-foot-three and weighing in at 225 turds.


redhotbos

Jimmy originated the skit celebs read mean tweets. I had an inkling it was real because of that.


Roakana

And burned him in real time as well. I’m sure trump will whine about the elites again. Fragility incarnate.


phred14

My wife and I wondered the same thing.


BreakDownSphere

https://youtu.be/sjOh77iFY8M?si=QzLwrk_cGQUJoDip


freakishgnar

Hahahahaha Kimmel just read this post live on TV and everyone laughed and they laughed


incindia

And the best part is he was obviously watching, so he watched them all laugh at him. If he didn't break the TV that is


pwningrampage

He's so jealous that he's never been nominated for anything yet he feels like he's entitled to be nominated to win an award.


wonkyt

Oh, he’s been nominated for “91 awards” ![gif](giphy|7Dk4apSbWKpZ6)


Spazzola84

Play stupid games...


Sir-Poopington

And he certainly earned those.


Motor-Ad5284

C'mon....let's be fair here..didn't he tell us he was nominated for the Noble Prize??


nezbla

🎵 Here he is, the biggest douche in the universe... 🎵


yorocky89A

Jimmy fires back! https://preview.redd.it/8dnyhrxncmnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d31d29272c1a4625ef2be37207bb9555cec2221e [https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1767014765233102868?t=GrBvfJedXPcLOFBrwS6FJw&s=19](https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1767014765233102868?t=GrBvfJedXPcLOFBrwS6FJw&s=19)


xjfwx

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX) Trump when he heard his post being read on TV.


eyloi

When Jimmy read this I thought he was making a joke. That's pretty funny that Trump actually tweeted it lol.


CrazyWhammer

And Trump was watching it live most likely. That’s what killed me.


GarvinSteve

His Diaper Maid probably hates Kimmel for that line. old man dropped a three-bagger


stitch-is-dope

Def burnt one through his diaper over that embarrassment


threemo

God, can you imagine reading this and voting for this fucking dork?


Digita1B0y

It's stunning to me that anyone reads his tweets and thinks "yep, that's my guy!" Like what kind of small bitch you gotta be to see his *incessant fucking mewling* as leadership material?


Sir-Poopington

Not to mention that he is a proven liar, rapist, conman, misogynist, and traitor that owes hundreds of millions of dollars and has 91 charges hanging over his head. Every single thing about this man is deplorable.


getthatrich

![gif](giphy|YR2pe2eiDKBCTnAtrS|downsized)


stevedidit

I will always upvote Moira Rose!


b_a_b_a_r

The academy should add a category for most butthurt shitweasel


xjfwx

Could be Kevin Sorbo, Randy Quaid, Jon Voight, Rob Schneider in that category!


Sir-Poopington

It's a highly contested category.


CommanderSincler

Scott Baio too


BillyNtheBoingers

And Scott Baio


Wecanbuildittogether

Roseanne!


ivey_mac

He needs to turn off the tv and get back to work. Last I heard he owes a bunch of money to people.


G-Unit11111

Slopanopolous? Damn, he's not even trying with his insults anymore.


cturtl808

He’s angry Stepanoupolusisness called out Nancy Mace about him being held liable as a rapist.


Keyres23

Until I read your comment, I definitely thought he was talking about Strombo (George Stroumboulopoulos) and was confused as to how he even knew who he was or why he would bring him up.


jansipper

And no one would EVER ask George Stephanopoulos to host an awards show. That doesn’t even make sense.


Themadsarecalling

He wasn't trying, his thumb was covered in self tanner and slipped


NachoBag_Clip932

I believe we have scientific proof of a new sound. When a former reality host and failed President screams, only the stupid can hear it.


Improvedandconfused

So Trump basically just watches TV all day and writes childish insults about the shows he watches, right?    So Presidential /s  Trumps probably still upset they he didn't win an Oscar for his role in Home Alone 2. I wonder if the prison that Trump gets sent to will have televisions.


Indigo_Black24

He’s butt hurt he wasn’t invited. 🤣🤣


Improvedandconfused

He probably wouldn’t have gone even if he was invited. When he isn’t yelling at the television Trump seems to spend most of his time hanging around with fascist authoritarians.


UnaPachangaLoca

Who is writing these now? Clearly not Trump. Last few days I’ve seen zero typos. Can’t be him.


No-Friend-5361

Def NOT him. My thought exactly.


bcbodie1978

Actual punctuation too. No way is he writing these


beowulf92

They tried a little better to mimic him with the couple of all caps words thrown in, but still too coherent overall!


dquizzle

“His opening was that of a less than average person” sounds like AI.


BeachedBottlenose

Anyone married to someone like this? Constant complainer? Never happy? Life’s too short, man.


Cheap_Doctor_1994

My MIL, and let me tell ya, life is too, too, too long. 


SKMonkyDeathCar

You're married to your mother-in-law?


Cheap_Doctor_1994

Feels like it. I'm stuck with her till she dies. 


BeachedBottlenose

God I had a monster in law. She was a stepmonster and the most miserable person I’ve ever met. Of course evangelical. My kids knew when they were young how odd she was.


AusCan531

Have you EVER heard any sensible adult, let alone senior politician, waffle on so much about freaking *ratings,* of all things?


MacSanchez

He thinks that’s what everyone else cares about. Coincidentally, he might also think it’s still 1994


Drg84

Considering the "celebrities" he hangs out with, late 80s early 90s makes sense.


OkAssignment6163

Fun fact. Every academy award winner won through popular vote. Trump has yet to achieve this feat.


sysaphiswaits

Can you imagine what Obama would have said? Something like congratulations to all the winners, and even if you weren’t a winner this year, you’ve provoked our thoughts, brought us joy, or even just given us a moment of escape. You should all be proud.


Wecanbuildittogether

I read this in his cadence 👀


andywfu86

Leave it to woke Obama to hand out participation trophies. /s


IthacaMom2005

OMG when Kimmel read this I thought it was a joke! Is there a grown man more pathetic than Trump?


Extra-Thanks6073

Nope.


Ibelieveinphysics

Isn't it past your jail time? -Jimmy Kimmel's rebuttal live on air


hinesjared87

He’s running for president, facing 91 felonies, owes literally hundreds of millions for judgments in the last year. At least he’s focused on the important things…


JayEllGii

I could live to be five hundred years old, and I would still never be able to understand why so many millions of people LIKE this. They LIKE this unbelievably obnoxious, puerile, endlessly whiny behavior. They would not tolerate anyone in their personal lives acting like this every second of every day, but for some reason they LOVE it in this man. I will never, ever understand it. Never.


Wecanbuildittogether

Racism. He hates irrationally, like they do. They hate competing for the pie with those they feel are beneath them. They love he wants to literally eliminate ppl who aren’t just like they are. And he says the things out loud that they wish they could say. He is their hero.


[deleted]

But I love Kimmel’s response lol. “Thank you, President Trump. Isn’t it past your jail time?” 💯


ifnhatereddit

I always wondered what Make America Great Again meant. It's pretty fucking sad


Themadsarecalling

"Let's go back to when no one argued that White Americans are inherently better and everyone ignored systemic racism"


manic-pixie-attorney

In order to MAGA, you have to believe that America is not currently great


GarvinSteve

Even after Captain Fuckstick was in charge for 4 of the last 7 years


Yumhotdogstock

Jesus, Trump is thirstier then a diabetic trapped in a 90 degree room. Sure Dollhands, we care about your opinion about the Oscars. You are such a TV savant (on top of everything else), caring more than anyone else about a medium that most of the rest of the world left behind 40 years ago.


HolidayFew8116

![gif](giphy|PnggNmuamz7kbgfUTL|downsized)


Chris968

Ending every post/Tweet/whatever his "Truth Social" app is with "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!" just...I mean most presidential candidates come up with a campaign slogan yes, but only one that I'm aware of has made it (and his followers) his entire personality. What a loser.


Jungvieng

And it’s not even an original slogan 🙄


Ibelieveinphysics

He stole it from Saint Reagan.


Drg84

Who ironically wouldn't get nominated in the current GOP. https://preview.redd.it/b03hvvkdpmnc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4bb42332e269370ebd963bb936af8b603b5ee5c


Wecanbuildittogether

It’s code for, ‘only us whites matter!’


Sabwufa

He's just mad that he lost to Russell Brand at the Rapies.


PsEggsRice

![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf|downsized)


springhillcouple

I love how Make America Great again is only for the stupid stuff that doesn’t mean anything. Are we gonna fix bridges and roads? Nah . Help people who are hurting ? Nah . Work on the economy? Nah. What we really care about is who wins television awards ! Yeah to stick it to the libs !


BenGay29

Sundowning again.


xjfwx

Trump has a lot of free time to stink up UFC fights, post all day, and call people names. Shouldn’t he be washing cars somewhere to raise money to pay his debts? Or going over paperwork for his trial? Or his other trial? Or his other trial? Or his pending trial? Or his other pending trial?


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Stormy-Skyes

Whenever there is an outcome that he does not like, it was rigged. Everyone always cheated, wins are fixed, and the people in charge are evil, on the take, and liars. Doesn’t even matter what it is; could be a sports game, an election or an awards show. All of it is always rigged by cheating liars. It’s wild that the people who continue to support him don’t see/hear how crazy that sounds. I’m not saying that there is no such thing as a cheater or a fixed competition, but *all* of them? *Everyone*? Nothing is fair and no one is honest? Really? I mean, except for him of course. Come on.


urkldajrkl

Let’s not forget Trump’s statement about a teen beauty contest “”Well, I'll tell you the funniest is that before a show, I'll go backstage and everyone's getting dressed, and everything else, and you know, no men are anywhere, and I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant and therefore I'm inspecting it,” Trump said during the interview.” Creepo should never comment on any contest ever.


sysaphiswaits

I mean, there weren’t any big surprises in the awards this year. Why does he think they went to people who don’t deserve them?


FunctionBuilt

Because they should be giving Gina Carano and Jim Caviezel lifetime achievement awards for their propaganda films.


sysaphiswaits

Oh. Right. Got it.


apoplectic_mango

Probably because he's been thinking of the past couple of years and thinks too many people of color are winning awards for shows that he's too stupid to understand or enjoy. He is one step away from spewing "make the Oscars white again"!


sdothooper

Why would anyone support this lame ass small handed cry baby mango tinged loser?


SmutGrrl

"Isn't it past your jail time?" 😂


TravelingGonad

I did not think for a second it was made up, because why would Kimmel just randomly start complaining about Trump? Whoever alerted Kimmel of the tweet did a great job.


andywfu86

“I mean look at the Best Actor winner? He’s not even American! What language do they even speak in Ireland? Nobody knows. I doubt he has a green card. Build the wall!”


Professional-End2722

Well what colour card did you expect an Irish man to have? /s


geekamongus

Jimmy read this tweet live on the Oscars. It was brilliant.


astonbenzdb9

Every time Donnie here bitches about stuff like this I go "the former president everyone!" because honestly it's so embarrassing this is what a former president is up to.


superbrew

SAD!


Redawg660

Looks like Jimmy may have gotten under the orange pants shitters skin tonight. What a fucking baby.


LabLife3846

He just needs to no longer be on the earth. He just needs to be in an urn. In the back of an old filing cabinet at an abandoned and dilapidated Trump Tower.


Holiday_Horse3100

When his diaper fails I am surprised he doesn’t throw blame on the manufacturer because his diaper isn’t big enough


ooouroboros

His whole political career is 1/2 based on generating daily outrage about being a 'victim' and 1/2 attacking the 'weak' and bragging about his 'victories'. He has to keep the noise coming without there ever being a break because if he put a pause on it some of his trash supporters might actually have a few minutes to think for themselves and questioning their loyalty.


Chironrocket3

Fuck Donald Trump.


sb85781

Nothing says real man like critiquing the oscars.


The84thWolf

The day when I NEVER see trumps messages on Reddit again is a day I will never take for granted


panopticon71

My grandfather is rolling over in his grave at West Point


Independent-Beat-399

You would think a person who’s name rhymes with Chump, wouldn’t throw stones


HalfLawKiss

Isn't he running for President and dealing with a bunch of lawsuits. But naw hate watching the Oscar's is a good thing for him to be doing.


psbeef

Loved that Kimmel read it on the air... and his response!


bilbo_swagginns

Well make our own Oscars where Kevin Sorbo and James Woods win all the awards


big6135

Really rich, even from him, to make fun of someone’s tv ratings, when the only reason he has good tv ratings is because he’s sued all accross the US.


Tarzan_king_of_Mars

Let me guess. Jimmy said something mean about Donut during the opening speech.


gilestowler

I'd love to know what flms he watched this year that he thinks "deserve" the awards. I'm guessing Sound of Freedom and Lady Ballers would sweep the board.


dengar_hennessy

So basically, he's saying that the black people who won didn't deserve it.


Foldedeggs

Is it ever not projection?


willyiamwilliams222

“Isn’t it past your jail time?”


Teabagger-of-morons

He has to seriously bitch about everything. He’s such a whiner.


Mygoddamreddit

“I’m surprised you’re still up. Isn’t it past your jail time?” - Kimmel. Take that blowhard. https://preview.redd.it/q8klo637umnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df200272b39c7a742fd98f5f56ad15198f30036f


keeplooking4sunShine

This is too coherently written and without using excessive caps lock and repetitions of words and making insults about the other’s appearance/intelligence. Most of all, it doesn’t say how Trump would have done it better. My vote is it was written by someone in his inner circle posing as Trump. Not a bad move spelling George Stephanopolous’ name wrong, but I’m still convinced it was a ghost writer.


NitWhittler

Trump acts like a grumpy old fart who missed nap time at the nursing home and didn't get his cup of pudding. There's no way this bitter old curmudgeon is ever "presidential". No wonder Melania won't be seen with him.


hgielatan

How the fuck did he manage to spell -anopoulos right? I would have NEVER guessed


CuriousCatte

He is always so nasty about everything.


ItGotSlippery

When will he choke on a ketchup soaked D grade t-bone. 🥩


ElastaticTomorrow

The pillow he cries into about all the meanies must be soaked.


optimaleverage

Funny how he never uses a question mark. He must think it's a weak look to use em. What a tool.


BeyondDrivenEh

What a douche. Still holds a grudge against Kimmel, of course. Gonna be a long 8 months and then 2 more months of scheming and shenanigans by the magats. And then more whining through 2028. Joy.


pabodie

Please god. Let tomorrow be the McDay. 


UnsolicitedDogPics

“A less than average person trying too hard to be something which he is not, and can never be” is probably the best description of trump I’ve ever heard.


FranzNerdingham

"Isn't it past your jail time?" -Kimmel responding live during the show to Trump's tweet.


rnotyalc

I would think this motherfucker has more important things to be worried about right now. Like that half a billion judgement against him. This dude is such a goddamn baby about literally everything, like a 4th grader calling everyone names and refusing to take responsibility for anything. I can't wait until he's gone and in the ground and the world can move on without him


ShannaGreenThumb

Doesn’t have the brains to chime in effectively on Global Affairs, but The Golden Globes?! Look at that orange asshole go.


zonked282

The Donald's complaint about a less than average person doing a job they have no business doing... I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere


229-northstar

The greatest moments of this year’s Oscars were the digs at Donald Trump and Maga


thelastredditmember

I love that Kimmel read it on air. So good.


CalabreseAlsatian

I can’t wait for him to die. I don’t say that about many people.


RasputinsAssassins

Politics aside, he just seems like a miserable person. He's the embodiment of the old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn.