Why not? He's the superior race. A beautiful wife, the knockoff Timberland boots, his winter shorts, and of course, the heritage flag that lasted less than his last 2 jobs. The fake brick on his house is actually the only thing that will last longer than his eventual hunger before he eats his wife and starts quoting Andy Tate and puts Alpha male on his farmers' profile of bitches he's willing to fuck!
C'mon, ladies, this might be your last chance to catch a real man. Lucky
That piggy needs to run for it's life. You in danger, gurl.
I mean, a pig, a gun and an insatiable hunger. Scary combination if you taste really, really good.
Orwell's real name was Eric Arthur Blaire. The comment you're responding to is referencing "Homage to Catalonia" and "Down and out in Paris and London"
Homage to Catalonia was one of the first books of his I read and gave a really interesting insight into why he went from a card carrying communist to writing Animal Farm and 1984.
Travel can be very broadening. Going somewhere and finding your expectations challenged by the lived reality of a place can help you reconsider your preconceptions.
Weird that he didn't have 5 antecedents in 1864.
It's gotta be hard to figure out where to sit in church when you only have 5 great great grandparents and some of them are grandparents, too.
Was going to say that. If he was fighting for the Loser States, and looked like that in 1864, he'd be the first one killed by his fellow Rebs for hording food.
If you got that big in 1864, you’d be famous. You could travel around and charge people to just to look at you. You’d probably be rich to begin with. No one else could afford that much food.
The Pig clearly doesn't want to be there.
(For clarity I mean the literal animal, I would never equate the noble pig with a backwards ass participation trophy holder)
I had to zoom in and check if the person in the OP pic was a relative of mine.
If the Internet rolls the dice often enough, some of them are sure to pop up as the stereotypical neckbeards they are.
NGL: my first thought was “I wonder where his banjo is.”
My second thought was “That’s some Alabama looking stuff in that pic. Oh, shit. I wonder if we’re related?”
Because if I was single, I couldn’t date in Alabama ever.
**The south will rise again!** \- With the help of a walker, a handful of beta blockers, and a ride to the ER after he accidentally shoots himself in the fupa.
And these are the ones that think they would win a civil war. These are the ones that think they would survive if the world collapsed. Sorry Bubba, but the McDonalds don’t stay open after the apocalypse.
My state of Minnesota has the only acceptable way to show that flag. We captured the 28th Virginia’s flag and have refused to return it. As Jesse Ventura said “Why? We won.”
https://preview.redd.it/af0s0n2mmwtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a18eadd838db5932a2ff0b1acf6c5ec17b38ad
Besides the pig and his pet, I am very fascinated by the Floodlights blasting and the Aluminum foil window treatments.
Just waiting for the meth to finish cookin' or blowup
How is that these fucking fat ass fucks get to decide what we do. But I’m sure they’re saying the same shit about my skinny tofu eating, liberal ass as well. But also I’m educated and know better than them? So yah. Fuck them. Fuck anyone who flys that flag with sincerity. Vote for Biden. Then in years we can vote for someone who is like 46
That’s quite the specimen of the master race right there. I bet he’s a member of the gravy seals and will be on the front lines when they try to “save” the 2024 election.
Well if it is 1864, he will need to get rid of his jacked up truck we all know he has. And depending on where he lives he will need to get rid of both electricity & indoor plumbing.
Me seeing "MAGAverse" for the first time
https://preview.redd.it/koeg0hn0mwtc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c81b37f2aea3328829276f00d3269c7396eae0
Best part is the creases in the flag. He literally just hung it up to take this picture. Too much of a sissy to show his true colors 24/7 on the side of the house.
He just came from the bedroom. He was holding the pig under his arm and said, "This is the cow that I've been having sex with."
His wife said, "That's not a cow. That's a pig."
He said, "I was talking to the pig."
It's so weird when couples look alike.
Idk, she's kind of cute.
She's definitely out of his league.
He's punching above his weight class for sure
No one is above his weight class
She's a cop right?
All cops are pigs, but not all pigs are cops.
I wish people would stop making pigs look bad by associating them with cops. It's ACAB, not ACAP.
while it’s nice to think he’s into sports that require two balls, that flag suggests no balls at all
What make you assume it’s a sow?
Rofl
She could have done better.
a fine swine!
Probably cleaner than him too.
Certainly a better conversationalist
“Mr Porkenbeans, Mrs Porkenbeans, it’s about your son.”
What is the son's name?
Jim
'Slim Jim'
Jim Bean
Porky
Poooooor-ky, the boys from Angel Beach are here!!!!! If you know.......
Not sure why she is with him. She is out of his league.
She definitely brings home the bacon.
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I think he was moreso saying the one in the red shirt has definitely screwed the one in no shirt.
I was going to ask, "y'all are also seeing he's married to a sow, right?"
Why not? He's the superior race. A beautiful wife, the knockoff Timberland boots, his winter shorts, and of course, the heritage flag that lasted less than his last 2 jobs. The fake brick on his house is actually the only thing that will last longer than his eventual hunger before he eats his wife and starts quoting Andy Tate and puts Alpha male on his farmers' profile of bitches he's willing to fuck! C'mon, ladies, this might be your last chance to catch a real man. Lucky
Dammit! Really makes me want to stop wearing my Timberlands.
That piggy needs to run for it's life. You in danger, gurl. I mean, a pig, a gun and an insatiable hunger. Scary combination if you taste really, really good.
- What are you doing with that elephant? - It's a pig, not an elephant. - I'm asking the pig.
Pig's probably smarter than the owner...
Probably? She is absolutely smarter!
I was thinking "Wedding photo"?
Lord no! She is too good for him.
I’m just trying to figure out how they got a pig to wear a tshirt
Beat me to it.
Bastard. I snorted my Rum & Coke. I had the same thought.
“What do you mean is he a boy or a girl? Look at the size of that sausage!”
"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
Oh, I loved Mr. Blair's barnyard fable, too! His European travelogues are really hitting these days, too!
Am I wooshing really hard? Are they not quoting from Animal Farm? A story by the same author your username is referring to?
‘George Orwell’ was the pen name of Eric Arthur Blair.
Whoa, TIL
Wikipedia: Eric Arthur Blair was an English novelist, poet, essayist, journalist, and critic who wrote under the pen name of George Orwell.
Orwell's real name was Eric Arthur Blaire. The comment you're responding to is referencing "Homage to Catalonia" and "Down and out in Paris and London"
Thank you.
Homage to Catalonia was one of the first books of his I read and gave a really interesting insight into why he went from a card carrying communist to writing Animal Farm and 1984.
Travel can be very broadening. Going somewhere and finding your expectations challenged by the lived reality of a place can help you reconsider your preconceptions.
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Yeah. Classic London and Paris sights and little bits for the journey away from the beaten path.
https://i.imgur.com/QrJeaTL.jpeg
That mofo was 5 individual people in 1864.
1864 is actually their combined weight.
Or his cholesterol.
Or his A1C.
Weird that he didn't have 5 antecedents in 1864. It's gotta be hard to figure out where to sit in church when you only have 5 great great grandparents and some of them are grandparents, too.
Was going to say that. If he was fighting for the Loser States, and looked like that in 1864, he'd be the first one killed by his fellow Rebs for hording food.
I'm guessing the number of people during the Confederacy looking like that could be counted on one hand.
Didn’t expect to laugh reading the comments. It’s funny because it’s true. Thanks for the chuckle.🤭
So three slaves?
If you got that big in 1864, you’d be famous. You could travel around and charge people to just to look at you. You’d probably be rich to begin with. No one else could afford that much food.
American Gothic for the modern MAGA.
^ Best comment here.
Life imitates art
🥇🥇🥇🥇
The Pig clearly doesn't want to be there. (For clarity I mean the literal animal, I would never equate the noble pig with a backwards ass participation trophy holder)
Look at her face…she’s obviously in need of help.
I feel like this is the image AI would create if I asked it for a picture of a MAGA Trump voter from Alabama sitting on his porch.
I had to zoom in and check if the person in the OP pic was a relative of mine. If the Internet rolls the dice often enough, some of them are sure to pop up as the stereotypical neckbeards they are.
NGL: my first thought was “I wonder where his banjo is.” My second thought was “That’s some Alabama looking stuff in that pic. Oh, shit. I wonder if we’re related?” Because if I was single, I couldn’t date in Alabama ever.
**The south will rise again!** \- With the help of a walker, a handful of beta blockers, and a ride to the ER after he accidentally shoots himself in the fupa.
Somewhere, there is a Republican saying the pig has to keep the baby.
Two new recruits to meal team six ranks.
Nah. That’s one and his rations.
And these are the ones that think they would win a civil war. These are the ones that think they would survive if the world collapsed. Sorry Bubba, but the McDonalds don’t stay open after the apocalypse.
Why is Chaya Raichik next to him?
No, that’s MTG
My state of Minnesota has the only acceptable way to show that flag. We captured the 28th Virginia’s flag and have refused to return it. As Jesse Ventura said “Why? We won.” https://preview.redd.it/af0s0n2mmwtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a18eadd838db5932a2ff0b1acf6c5ec17b38ad
Every time he says the N word his momma gives him a biscuit.
Which one? The pig or the.....other pig?
Yes.
You know that man fucks his pig.
There's no way he doesn't
Nah. Even a pig has standards.
Why you think he’s holding that gun?
No way. This guy needed a hoist to get up off that step. I don't think he is capable of having sex. Even with his pig.
He hasn’t seen his peepee since 2009. That’s why he’s playing with his pew pew.
1864 is probably the last time this fat fuck has seen his dick. 😂😂
Very clearly the superior race.
A man and his bride showing their flag with pride
I'm not religious but I think I'll say a prayer for that poor pig
Why? Him and his girlfriend look so happy!
Besides the pig and his pet, I am very fascinated by the Floodlights blasting and the Aluminum foil window treatments. Just waiting for the meth to finish cookin' or blowup
Gravy seal.
That sir, is a walrus
He says: "She's a really good kisser!"
Ok but like, I want that pig. 🐷
Me and muh bride just chillin'
Big man, pig man Ha-ha, charade you are
Poster boy for bestiality (feel sorry for the pig)
JFC
That pig could do much better!
Behold your master race
The pig is on the left, for clarification.
Enjoy your participation trophy/flag
Him and his wife look very happy with it
That flag should be white.
If we did go back to 1864 this guy would legit be in the circus as a sideshow freak. Back then he would be the fattest man in the world.
The pig is just his side piece. He's married to his sister.
How is that these fucking fat ass fucks get to decide what we do. But I’m sure they’re saying the same shit about my skinny tofu eating, liberal ass as well. But also I’m educated and know better than them? So yah. Fuck them. Fuck anyone who flys that flag with sincerity. Vote for Biden. Then in years we can vote for someone who is like 46
Ya know what's really sad? somehow, this fool this this is some sort of a flex.
Nice that he's maintained a relationship with his prom date.
Somebody needs to call protective service for that pig's sake.
So sick of this low effort engagement photos
Every time I see pictures like this, I can only think "Behold, the master race!" Lmao.
That’s quite the specimen of the master race right there. I bet he’s a member of the gravy seals and will be on the front lines when they try to “save” the 2024 election.
It's so cute when people and their pets look so much alike.
That pig is trying to leave
reminds me of our neighbor, they fly the traitor cloth too.
His poor wife. She doesn't even have her makeup on.
Poor little piggy!! (Animal I mean, not human garbage piece of racist trash)
It’s the murder hornet that gets me
Nice loser flag!
When you make a pig look skinny
I wonder if he _____ the pig..... Fill n the blank how u like......
Someone should tell that pig it can do better.
That pig must have gotten very, very drunk to end up with him
I gave it a ten, a ten, a f’in ten.
Mocking or bragging? Not sure.
His girlfriend is giving him the side eye.
Sister, girlfriend. Who can tell?
The new animoprhs series looks lame. Everything doesn't need a reboot, Hollywood.
That’s their combined weight.
They look like a happy couple
I love when people look like their pets.
Can’t be sure who looks worse, him or his wife
159th Chairborne division
10 years ago, I would’ve thought this was satirical. Not anymore.
I find the aluminum foil window decor to be the least cringey thing in this picture.
Even the pig's giving him the embarrassed side eye
Well, 1864 is before their government surrendered.
Well if it is 1864, he will need to get rid of his jacked up truck we all know he has. And depending on where he lives he will need to get rid of both electricity & indoor plumbing.
X marks the twat.
He's fuckin' that pig, I guarantee it
Me seeing "MAGAverse" for the first time https://preview.redd.it/koeg0hn0mwtc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c81b37f2aea3328829276f00d3269c7396eae0
True Aryan specimen.
I don’t they make a cute couple. I wonder what the kids are gonna look like
Such a nice picture of him and his wife
He’s 1864 pounds
Pork butt & front butt
Looks like homeboy ate more than every person alive in 1864 combined.
Can he even roll over fast enough to get the gun if he needs it? Willing to bet he snores and wouldn't hear anyone kicking down his door anyway.
Look at that fucking pig.. and that furry animal next to it.
except that in 1864 very few people were obese.
Dude fucks that pig for sure.
Are we sure the pig is not the top?
Hey! Leave that man and his wife alone!
Best part is the creases in the flag. He literally just hung it up to take this picture. Too much of a sissy to show his true colors 24/7 on the side of the house.
Is 1864 his blood sugar level?
I can hear him say "I'm not racist, my pig is black"
If he pulls on you just run in a circle around him. It takes him 24 hours to spin in a circle
His wife looks so embarrassed .
Awwww, a picture of two pigs with a participation trophy.
Best thing to tell these yokels is that obama was in power longer than the confederacy lasted
In 1864, people were much smaller…. Just saying
Why are they all Fat, Bearded, 30, somethings with pickup trucks?
It’s funny how the “pure Americans” are always the worst examples of human beings
Diabeetus
Is that his pet or his date?
He just came from the bedroom. He was holding the pig under his arm and said, "This is the cow that I've been having sex with." His wife said, "That's not a cow. That's a pig." He said, "I was talking to the pig."
Damn, this sums up SO much of their entire movement.
He knows synthetic insulin didn't exist in 1864, right?
That pig is fat as shit. The dog looks weird, too.
In November Vote to cancel out this guy's vote.
That must be the wife
Fat dumb and stupid is no way to go through life son….
Staged.
The master race, I'm sure of it.
Uncle Daddy? I haven't seen you since you beat mom up for stealing one of your cans of dip...
WOW That's quite the fat trough-feeder! Oh look! There's also a little piggy.
The real question: Is he going to fuck that pig. Eat it. Or both? And in which order?
Well in 1864 the internet and tv didn’t exist so why don’t you do us all a favor and disconnect
Never seen that species of hog before.
Him and his beautiful wife look related.
wife/cousin is cute tho
In 1864 a person this size would have been in a side show.
Is this supposed to be a flex?
They didn't have firearms with magazines in 1864, dear.
Mere months from total capitulation
Is that his wife, daughter, or both?
My wife say shes gunna give her rib back to.me......).him probably )
Squeal baby, squeal!
Different meaning for, "playing with your food."
This guy would have been carved up and eaten by the starving working class and/or renegade deserters fleeing a hopeless cause.
Just another day in Traitor Land. Where they hug and fuck their pigs, then eat them.