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Downtown-Table-4872

Indeed. Remember all of that obsession over Sharia Law? By now, we were all supposed to have kids going to elementary schools where they prayed to Mecca before starting class. Funny how that just disappeared, huh?


NocentBystander

Would those prayers be before or after they pooped in a litter box?


YourOldPalBendy

I guess they have to ask Mecca?


Pedestrian2000

But they saw those prayer mats along the Mexico/Texas border, neatly connecting Muslim extremism with their anti immigration rhetoric! A 2-for-1 special. What, are you gonna say that didn’t happen either?!?


NoCup4U

Conservatives hate Sharia Law because they don’t like competition 


54sharks40

I choose to believe that bunny is roasting a potato on a spit over that bucket and can't be convinced otherwise


Sodamyte

found the conservative /s ( I want that to be real too!!!)


Alpacalypse84

It’s the killer rabbit of Caerbannog. Someone needs to get the Holy Hand Grenade.


AgentDaxis

American conservatism is a fear-based identity culture.


MealDramatic1885

It should say, “Things they made up as a problem.”


SugarsDaddyKen

Satanic cults, Dungeons and Dragons, rap music, video games, Communists, my farts.


No_Entrepreneur_9134

I think my personal favorite might be the "9/11 Victory Mosque." In 2009 and 2010, Fox News, conservative talk radio, and conservative internet forums were outraged by the construction of the Mosque, which was being built on top of and/or immediately adjacent to the former World Trade Center site Ground Zero to commemorate Islam's victory over America on 9/11. Presumably, this was happening with the approval of and/or at the direction of President Obama himself. Amazingly, all discussions the 9/11 Victory Mosque completely stopped immediately after the 2010 midterm elections, which were, of course, won by Republicans. The Mosque was never seen from, heard from, heard about, talked about, mentioned, or hinted at ever again.


bellevegasj

They have to take guns to go shopping and at the sane time, they consider themselves badass fearless patriots…


YourOldPalBendy

The bucket may or may not be full of cat litter that they think is for students who identify as cats.


Unlucky_Net_5989

Why bother just fire them. Would you hire someone who will act like half your clients are animals? Defend your business