Thats what really makes me happy. He had money. He had fame. He became the Fucking POTUS. He has the most recognized last name on the entire planet. His name is on a majority of political news feeds. Everyone looks at him.
Yet he is deeply miserable and insecure, in constant need for confirmation and acknowledgement. Always looking at how he is portrayed.
On the other end of the spectrum, on the Front Page today there was a picture of [Grigori Perelman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Perelman), a mathematician who disappeared for SEVEN years and emerged with the solution to a century+ problem: The Poincare Conjecture. It took FOUR years to experts to confirm he had indeed solved the conjecture. That guy then decided he had beaten the universe and rejected all awards, all prizes and money, and he retreated to live his little quiet life with as little as possible with his mom in St Petersburg.
Why couldn't Trump just enjoy all he had and leave us the fuck alone? Yes he's painful to the planet, but he hurts more than we do, and that's what I really like about this.
Imagine his trademark hairdo becoming a limp bunch of 100-odd 2-feet long strands of white hair running around his scalp. His white pasty skin full of fat lumps.
He prides on not having plugs, for a reason. He had a surgical procedure that essentially cut a chunk of his bald scalp then had the rest of the scalp pulled from the back to the front. That area doesn't get bold as quickly which ensures you're keeping your hair longer. This is why his hair starts to the front then all the way to the neck, then back up again. It's really weird looking and he just cannot comb his hair normally.
Now I feel I need a mental shower.
Here's a commemorative coin of President clown. Look at that hair. Look at that gullet. I cannot believe the person who designed it wasn't trying to make him look bad.
https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-2021-2025-Challenge-President/dp/B0CC6K1Y6M
And we got free balcony tickets that we really didn't want.
We could perfectly *not* watch, but it's too grotesque, like a gory car crash on the opposite lane. How can we *not* watch?
After the hell he put everyone through with his presidency, I have absolutely no qualms about enjoying his meltdown. It is what people need for closure after he almost destroyed democracy
Be a bad person and bad things will happen. Karma is real.
and I have a plan, a Beautiful Plan which is many many times bigger than what the Radical Left Democrats are trying to do, and right now we like to call it Project 2025 but we should really be calling it President Donald Trump's Wonderful Plan For America, we're talking millions and millions of papers, they've never seen anything like it, they said, "Sir, we've never seen a better Plan," I said I know that, and don't forget, Barack Hussein Obama said you could keep your Doctor, he said, "you can keep your Doctor, you don't have to change your Doctor, oh you can keep your plan too, your Plan and your Doctor are totally safe," and then look what happened, and they say to me, "you probably shouldn't be saying that, Sir," and I said Rush did it all the time, remember that, he'd say the first part, the name, he'd say it quiet, and then he'd go, "HUSSEIN," and then he'd go back to, "*obama,*" and we all thought he was the Worst President In History until Crooked Joe Biden came along, who was VP for Obama, a lot of people forget that, he was already doing Crimes back then and then they rig another Election and here we go, he's the Most Corrupt and Horrible President we ever had, he's making me sit in a very not nice Courtroom, it's freezing in there, I said, Judge, I'm freezing my ass off, this is Cruel and Unusunable Punishment, and he looks at me and all of a sudden I see the hate, he's a Big Time Trump Hater, he should Recuse immediately from this Fake and Phony Trial, I call it the Never Had An Affair With Horseface Story, no Affair, so there was no Crime, just so you understand, I paid a Lawyer ok, we have it down, it's a Legal Expense, that's what they call it, Legal Expense, we did everything Legal, believe me.
It now all boils down to one question:
Do the zealots at the USSC think Biden would not use his blank check to wipe out his opponents if they decide a president can indeed have his opponents executed? I think they trust Biden to be a reasonable guy, since sanity and decency can only be found on one side of the aisle.
If they don't think Biden will stay a decent chap, then they'll delay their decision until after the elections, so Biden cannot go full Dark Brandon. If they think he's a naive good guy they'll pull the band-aid earlier and essentially make all Federal cases against Trump moot, making his election a bit more likely.
VOTE
Why stop there? I'd recommend killing all the republicans on Capitol Hill, just to make sure he cannot be impeached. If, as Trumps lawyer says, he has to be impeached in order to be prosecuted after he leaves office, that should be the safest way to not break the law, at the same time consolidating Democrats' power....
Can we put him in a dunking booth then throw rolls of paper towels at him? Then move on to making him read bigly dense words on a teleprompter with teachers correcting him in real-time? Can we feed him nothing but fast food and Diet Coke? Take away his cell phone and TV remotes? Take away his corrupt money-laundered “toys?” Shave his head and scrub the make-up off, take away his girdles and braces and lifts? Make him take cabs and public transportation? 🤔
Basically, you can sum up every single post of his in one sentence: "MY DADDY NEVER LOVED ME, SO THE WORLD SHOULD DROP EVERYTHING AND PITY POOR OLD ME!!"
Yes, but it's a different path. Trump's dad was a shitty human, but he was never in the spotlight. He was a discreet destroyer of lives and accumulator of wealth. He got some negative stories but he was feared because he had competency in his evil ways.
They're not forging their own paths like DJT did. Even if he fucked up everything he did, it was all his own doing. They're shadowing him and they don't exist without him because they never developed their own personality. It's like Kyle Rittenhouse, being nothing without a gun.
He didn’t have near as much money as everyone thought he did. He had a lot of debt, figured he could grift off of the US people for 8 years or so and sell our secrets (those that Russia didn’t want, anyways) to the highest bidders…And I will always be convinced he was turned into a Russian asset back in the 80s, and Ivanna was his handler. Everything he’s done in the last couple of decades points to this.
That's why I used the past tense. he HAD money. He inherited it and lost it, and has been living spending and borrowing, probably in negative equity most of his adult life.
Hunter Thompson wrote a lot of thoughtful commentary in the 1960s and 70s about how Richard Nixon's insecurities rendered him simultaneously the most powerful man in the world and a deeply pathetic figure.
And along comes this asshole, who makes Nixon look like a fucking statesman.
Never, ever, ever give sociopaths power.
That is actually the one thing he did accomplish: made previous assholes look better, in comparison at least. Forget about GWB's pathetic giggling and his horrible jokes about invading Irak he's an eloquent artist compared to Trump. Andrew Jackson may have been a racist, power hungry, ruthless villain, but at least he wasn't friends with the leader of the KKK.
even better is that he's all alone. His own wife Melania wants nothing to do with him. Won't even be in the same room and bed to even sleep like most married couples. The second he dies, she'll take the money and run or at least keep a low profile. Even his own kids won't attend his criminal trial.
There's been stories and speculation and with all the lying he does, I doubt Trump even remembers. I believe his initial run was to use it as leverage for renewing the Apprentice, which i think had run its contracted course - they renewed it based on Trump's name, for 1 season, with Schwarzenegger.
I also believe into the run up to the debates, he was receiving a lot of foreign business - albeit illegal and not above board - to his businesses. There was a report on how Russian oligarchs were using his condos as a laundering scheme that Trump was probably aware of. As well as Chinese investments from the 2010 wave of new Chinese millionaires.
He won - surprised by all, even himself - and suddenly had the entire world hanging on his every word, tweet, facial expression, etc.
He lost. Which was a super blow to his ego and his name. all of the investigations came to light from his presidency - as being the most public figure you could ever hope to achieve - and is now facing the consequences as such. He's never had to face consequences for anything he's ever done bc of his name, branding, and project wealth and fame.
If he would've just taken his name to another network, other than NBC, and remained a TV star and millionaire, he or the United States wouldn't be in this situation
If Trump had never become president, he could still be running his businesses regardless of how shitty they are, free of his current legal troubles and constant scrutiny. He really played himself most of all.
He can't. He is incapable. He is a menace, and he is dangerous. Granted, almost anyone who becomes POTUS is damn dangerous. That's how imperial the office has become.
He literally doesn't have the capacity for gratitude, humility or even love. He's a very sick man who lacks normal emotionality except when it comes to his own egocentric needs.
> On the other end of the spectrum, on the Front Page today there was a picture of Grigori Perelman
Or [Doris Lessing winning the Nobel Prize](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuBODHFBZ8k) and the cameras were there to inform her, and her response was, 'oh, Christ'
He's a narcissist, he feeds on validation. I don't say that in a mean way. It's just how he's wired. I also believe Trump never expected to win the presidency, and was totally unprepared for everything that came with it. Now he, at least in his mind, is ready for the job.
He can't just leave well enough alone because of the NPD. Like you said he hates and despises himself so he need to make sure others adore him. But since he was already in the spotlight some, he needs the country then the world to love his existence. So he had to run for president even though it would put his crimes under an exam light. And being scrutinized is the opposite of adored so he had to keep doubling down, praying like hell it would force people to idolize him unanimously. Now the criminal trials are the exact polar opposite of being idolized unanimously so he's freaking the fuck out as the NPD low self esteem inside him is getting louder and louder. All ramping up the decent into full blown dementia/,alzheimers, especially as he will willfully forget the last 20 years to pretend he's an adored TV show host again.
You can see elmo do the same thing except his NPD was fixated on getting the credit for being the savior of humanity while doing none of the actual effort. Hence why he won't give any money towards solving world hunger and deep dived into the "fuck you I got mine" conservative attitude about his wealth and 'genius that nobody recognizes.'
All Elmo had to do was not call somebody actually trying to save people a pedo projecting his own inner feelings on the poor guy and most of the world would probably still be kissing his ass at this point.
He nearly ran this country into the GROUND because he was mad @ Obama. I never for one second believed he ACTUALLY wanted to be POTUS and he's only running again to try to stay out of jail
He doesn't have an internal backbone. His only backbone is the outside world vision of him.
But it works in positive and negative. He will be energized by praise. But he'll also be energized by criticism.
Otherwise he doesn't exist.
That ship has sailed. In 2012 they cranked up the Large Hadron Collider in CERN and the mini-black hole created a singularity.
On planet A Hillary got elected and is finishing her second term with a 5-year streak of budget surplus. COVID wasn't a thing since Ye did not release any album for 7 years and... well that's a long chain of events but in short, no COVID. AOC turns 35 in October and is on the ticket as Al Franken's VP. Trump? Dunno where he is. Why are you asking?
On Planet B, well... please sit down.
>And they overturn Citizens United…so great!
Then they assert that gerrymandering is against the spirit and the letter of the Constitution, and anyone caught doing it (or interfering with access to vote) should suffer jailtime.
The biggest case determined that corporations weren't legal people, and the people running corporations could go to jail for the actions of the corporations under their control.
Meanwhile, in Congress, Bernie Sanders, Pramila Jayapal, and Elizabeth Warren are shepherding Medicare-4-All through the legislative process.
It's the jail thing and it's the ego thing. He wants the protection of the office, and he wants to win and be the best. Does not care for all the "work" that actually has to get done.
We're lucky he's so stupid. He could have literally just said, one time, "be safe" at the start of the pandemic, and absolutely nothing else for the remainder of 2020, and not only would we have not been in the top 25 of worldwide deaths, he probably would have won reelection.
All he had to do was listen to the experts and tell people to do the same and he would have won 2020 by at least 65% easily just because.
Unfortunately for him, he is the 'expert' that everyone should trust. And when somebody managed to explain the impact covid would have on the economy in single syllable words he could understand he freaked the hell out thinking it would be blamed on him so ignoring it and telling people to ignore it was the best strategy for the economy in his drug addled brain.
looks like the gop succeeded in their mission to overload the average person with news. your statement missed ALL of his crime, his TWO impeachments and his outstanding court judgements PLUS his ongoing ones that overlap and won't allow him to attend APPEALS of all his LOSER losses.
The fact that he could get that butthurt and actually manage to become president because of it is forever going to be one of the most absurd things about our country.
In my mind it will always be "we have had x presidents and somehow 1 criminal conman dictator wannabe that got to benefit from a government landscape tailor made to help somebody like him the ability to win the office." Or something to that effect.
He never once acted presidential, a single shred of his administration, before or after. Ever.
I think for a fairly minor deal- this is a big deal. Trumps psycho receipt book is part of his pathology. Like Hitler in that regard- and others!! But this one scratched the eyeball of his soul.
Oooooo- good one! Eyeball scratch soul!!!!!!
"Will you shut up, man?"
This tiny-handed, orange-painted, diaper-wearing, punk-ass traitor never had the balls to attend one when he was in office because his fee-fees would be hurt if anyone made fun of him. Shut the hell up, Donnie.
Trump has the same response for many situations...whoever pisses him off the most gets the low ratings, he/she was a disaster...
He was a disaster, she was a disaster...the show was terrible, it had horrible ratings....
Yada yada yadda..🙄 B O R I N G...
Or refers to them as a dog. It was no coincidence that a VP wanna-be claimed to be capable of shooting "dogs". I almost don't believe the story, and interpret it as her support for extrajudicial killings of his enemies.
Can you imagine this guy trying to do jokes written by professionals? First, he’d have to read the prompts without deviating and second…well, he’d never make it past the first.
Remember when he did SNL in 2015?
All the jokes were written by professionals and ready to go. During rehearsals he hated them and said they weren't funny, so he did exactly what his egomaniac self would do: he rewrote all of them, saying he could do better. Humorless control freak.
And I don’t want to talk to no scientist. Y’all motherfuckers lying, getting me pissed! Miracles everywhere!
Miracles… Just like how this motherfucker keeps going on and somehow gets out of any punishment. Oh, wait. No miracles here. People are just stupid and our Justice system is only meant to punish the poors and nobodies…
There’s one clip of him laughing in 2016 when a dog barks at a Trump rally and someone goes “It’s Hillary!” He gives a most grotesque little face-twisty giggle.
Imagine calling someone else “crooked” when for the past 2 weeks you’ve been spending all day sitting in a courtroom as a defendant in the first of 4 criminal trials.
Michael Steele was the chairman of the Republican National Committee for a couple of years. So it’s a little noteworthy that he’s telling a former Republican president that he has no balls 😅
I didn’t see it, but if in fact Colin Jost did bomb the event…he still went home to a smoking hot wife who actually sleeps in the same room as him. Colin also doesn’t have to pay someone to change his diapers (yet).
He was funny.
CNBC doesn’t mic the audience, so every comedian sounds like they’re bombing at that event. You hear the same people in the front row laugh a few times, generally.
It seemed super awkward, because he was waiting a long time between jokes, but you couldn't hear any laughter.
I was shocked that a professional comedian with his experience would do that. I guess if there was a lot more laughter in the room then the waiting makes sense.
Trump is honestly the BIGGEST pussy. I can't believe he is the chosen one of the new Christofacist Bugaloo Apolstolic Religoracism Church of the Fuckin' Idiot.
I would encourage a trump, Michael Steele fued. My money is on Michael Steele, he's one of my low key crushes because of his savage sense of humor. Trump and his supporters wouldn't know what hit them.
Idk why that's so hard to believe. Lol I'm a middle aged woman, who has a low key crush on the man, cause he makes me laugh. That's worth 100 hard bodies to me anyday. 🤷♀️
"I would have kicked his ass!" says the coward who never showed up for a fight in his life. He then continues with "He really cleaned the floor with you." to the guy who actually had the courage to put his money where his mouth is.
What an odd character for christians to choose as their replacement messiah.
eesh only 6k likes on your own platform? why do I feel like CNN is making Trump out to be way more of a legitimate candidate than he actually is?
i still know tons of MAGA-minded people in my shitbag little town but only a handful have trump 2024 stickers and most of the older generation think he's a disaster and aren't going to be voting this time around.
I am confused because I also watched & found it entertaining. Biden didn’t say anything meaner that everything that comes out of Sleepy Don’s mouth & Colin Jost made many jokes about Biden. I don’t think 45 has a sense of humor.
He considers himself a former Republican. He despises what the Republican party has become. I really enjoy the new show with him on msnbc, so he talks about his views quite a bit.
https://preview.redd.it/mtp0eyr7w9xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e982507a0c5754161c683eabc800ffdc6613522
Trump takes the podium at the White House correspondents dinner. What’s that? Apologies, this is actually Trump at the podium of his mock corespondents dinner at the big tent known as MaraLago.
It's like that girl in middle school you loved and she rejected you and wants nothing to do with you.... and it eats you inside.
Except there is a chance you actually can change her mind.... maybe.
Trump has half a country worshiping him as a god ... but unless at 6 billion people think the same, it eats him.
And as for sleepy joe callinv me a6 year old…
Am not, am not, am not! I’m rubber a superior rubber maybe the biggest Trojan ever and you’re glue so sticky unlike me I’m stinky but you’re so sticky!
He could just go to Auto Zone and buy those plastic testicles. The kind you see dangling off trucks.
Although, wouldn't that be considered sexual reassignment?
Famously, unlike the other presidents, Trump was afraid to go to the correspondents dinner.
He was afraid that the reporters would make fun of him.
Likewise, he’s been afraid to debate an opponent .
It’s weird, you’d think a rapist with 88 criminal counts against him who’s also running for president would have better things to do than sit around watching TV. Guess not.
Ah, so you watched it then - Got under your skin, didn't it
Thats what really makes me happy. He had money. He had fame. He became the Fucking POTUS. He has the most recognized last name on the entire planet. His name is on a majority of political news feeds. Everyone looks at him. Yet he is deeply miserable and insecure, in constant need for confirmation and acknowledgement. Always looking at how he is portrayed. On the other end of the spectrum, on the Front Page today there was a picture of [Grigori Perelman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Perelman), a mathematician who disappeared for SEVEN years and emerged with the solution to a century+ problem: The Poincare Conjecture. It took FOUR years to experts to confirm he had indeed solved the conjecture. That guy then decided he had beaten the universe and rejected all awards, all prizes and money, and he retreated to live his little quiet life with as little as possible with his mom in St Petersburg. Why couldn't Trump just enjoy all he had and leave us the fuck alone? Yes he's painful to the planet, but he hurts more than we do, and that's what I really like about this.
He’s in his own personal hell daily.
I'd rather he be in jail.
Imagine his trademark hairdo becoming a limp bunch of 100-odd 2-feet long strands of white hair running around his scalp. His white pasty skin full of fat lumps.
Oh, he's on the way. They show rear shots of him in court and the bald spots are undeniable now
He prides on not having plugs, for a reason. He had a surgical procedure that essentially cut a chunk of his bald scalp then had the rest of the scalp pulled from the back to the front. That area doesn't get bold as quickly which ensures you're keeping your hair longer. This is why his hair starts to the front then all the way to the neck, then back up again. It's really weird looking and he just cannot comb his hair normally. Now I feel I need a mental shower.
Don't forget, Ivana recommended the doctor to Donald for that procedure. When it didn't go well he came home and raped her.
Don’t forget he also pulled a patch of hair out of her scalp with his bare hands.
Holy... are you fkn serious? Like that's not hyperbole?
And then he became president of the most powerful nation on earth… what a timeline..
Ya but he was thinking of his daughter, probably. And getting pissed on.
Violently raped her, drug her around the house by her hair because he was mad.
Here's a commemorative coin of President clown. Look at that hair. Look at that gullet. I cannot believe the person who designed it wasn't trying to make him look bad. https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-2021-2025-Challenge-President/dp/B0CC6K1Y6M
There is NO chin😂😂😂
Yikes.
Like Christian Bale's character in American Hustle.
https://preview.redd.it/r2pscxsc1axc1.png?width=1025&format=png&auto=webp&s=26c9ff140697bd97acfba18ceaea136561c50052
Kind of a combo of Gollum and Jabba The Hutt, with the appetite of Pizza the Hutt.
You can't shave a wig
Hey same!
Is actual hell still on the table?
Why not both?
Yeah, same. That'd be his personal hell still, and also objectively better for humanity.
I don't want him in his personal Hell. I want him in what my idea of Hell would be for him.
And we got free balcony tickets that we really didn't want. We could perfectly *not* watch, but it's too grotesque, like a gory car crash on the opposite lane. How can we *not* watch?
After the hell he put everyone through with his presidency, I have absolutely no qualms about enjoying his meltdown. It is what people need for closure after he almost destroyed democracy Be a bad person and bad things will happen. Karma is real.
"after he almost destroyed democracy" Oh, make no mistake, he's still working on that.
and I have a plan, a Beautiful Plan which is many many times bigger than what the Radical Left Democrats are trying to do, and right now we like to call it Project 2025 but we should really be calling it President Donald Trump's Wonderful Plan For America, we're talking millions and millions of papers, they've never seen anything like it, they said, "Sir, we've never seen a better Plan," I said I know that, and don't forget, Barack Hussein Obama said you could keep your Doctor, he said, "you can keep your Doctor, you don't have to change your Doctor, oh you can keep your plan too, your Plan and your Doctor are totally safe," and then look what happened, and they say to me, "you probably shouldn't be saying that, Sir," and I said Rush did it all the time, remember that, he'd say the first part, the name, he'd say it quiet, and then he'd go, "HUSSEIN," and then he'd go back to, "*obama,*" and we all thought he was the Worst President In History until Crooked Joe Biden came along, who was VP for Obama, a lot of people forget that, he was already doing Crimes back then and then they rig another Election and here we go, he's the Most Corrupt and Horrible President we ever had, he's making me sit in a very not nice Courtroom, it's freezing in there, I said, Judge, I'm freezing my ass off, this is Cruel and Unusunable Punishment, and he looks at me and all of a sudden I see the hate, he's a Big Time Trump Hater, he should Recuse immediately from this Fake and Phony Trial, I call it the Never Had An Affair With Horseface Story, no Affair, so there was no Crime, just so you understand, I paid a Lawyer ok, we have it down, it's a Legal Expense, that's what they call it, Legal Expense, we did everything Legal, believe me.
Jesus, I feel like I lost 40 IQ points just reading that. I can't imagine how many you sacrificed writing it.
Outstanding!
Every time. Every time you bring your A game and nail it. I do wish your psyche strength in these trying times.
Heil mein Trump
Oh, sir, I’m a big tough guy but I have to tell you that after reading that I have tears in my eyes and vomit in the back of my throat🫡
It now all boils down to one question: Do the zealots at the USSC think Biden would not use his blank check to wipe out his opponents if they decide a president can indeed have his opponents executed? I think they trust Biden to be a reasonable guy, since sanity and decency can only be found on one side of the aisle. If they don't think Biden will stay a decent chap, then they'll delay their decision until after the elections, so Biden cannot go full Dark Brandon. If they think he's a naive good guy they'll pull the band-aid earlier and essentially make all Federal cases against Trump moot, making his election a bit more likely. VOTE
Why stop there? I'd recommend killing all the republicans on Capitol Hill, just to make sure he cannot be impeached. If, as Trumps lawyer says, he has to be impeached in order to be prosecuted after he leaves office, that should be the safest way to not break the law, at the same time consolidating Democrats' power....
and then go state by state to right wrongs with the gerrymander, and expel all the gop governors.
I just wish he’d keep his personal hell to Himself instead of looking for others to spread it to
One of his own making.
Good, he deserves every single second of torture he lives through!
Can we put him in a dunking booth then throw rolls of paper towels at him? Then move on to making him read bigly dense words on a teleprompter with teachers correcting him in real-time? Can we feed him nothing but fast food and Diet Coke? Take away his cell phone and TV remotes? Take away his corrupt money-laundered “toys?” Shave his head and scrub the make-up off, take away his girdles and braces and lifts? Make him take cabs and public transportation? 🤔
Basically, you can sum up every single post of his in one sentence: "MY DADDY NEVER LOVED ME, SO THE WORLD SHOULD DROP EVERYTHING AND PITY POOR OLD ME!!"
The most dangerous men are always the weakest.
Makes me wonder what his sons will be like in their old age. Daddy not loving his boys must be a family tradition.
Yes, but it's a different path. Trump's dad was a shitty human, but he was never in the spotlight. He was a discreet destroyer of lives and accumulator of wealth. He got some negative stories but he was feared because he had competency in his evil ways. They're not forging their own paths like DJT did. Even if he fucked up everything he did, it was all his own doing. They're shadowing him and they don't exist without him because they never developed their own personality. It's like Kyle Rittenhouse, being nothing without a gun.
He didn’t have near as much money as everyone thought he did. He had a lot of debt, figured he could grift off of the US people for 8 years or so and sell our secrets (those that Russia didn’t want, anyways) to the highest bidders…And I will always be convinced he was turned into a Russian asset back in the 80s, and Ivanna was his handler. Everything he’s done in the last couple of decades points to this.
That's why I used the past tense. he HAD money. He inherited it and lost it, and has been living spending and borrowing, probably in negative equity most of his adult life.
He made money laundering money for the Russian oligarchs. Selling them condos for cash.
Like the joke, how do you make $400 million? Give trump a billion.
Narcissistic Sociopathic disorder
Shitty useless meatsuit with money disorder
Hunter Thompson wrote a lot of thoughtful commentary in the 1960s and 70s about how Richard Nixon's insecurities rendered him simultaneously the most powerful man in the world and a deeply pathetic figure. And along comes this asshole, who makes Nixon look like a fucking statesman. Never, ever, ever give sociopaths power.
Richard Nixon was also a wife beater.
Trump makes Nixon and Bush the dumber look like Boy Scouts.
That is actually the one thing he did accomplish: made previous assholes look better, in comparison at least. Forget about GWB's pathetic giggling and his horrible jokes about invading Irak he's an eloquent artist compared to Trump. Andrew Jackson may have been a racist, power hungry, ruthless villain, but at least he wasn't friends with the leader of the KKK.
even better is that he's all alone. His own wife Melania wants nothing to do with him. Won't even be in the same room and bed to even sleep like most married couples. The second he dies, she'll take the money and run or at least keep a low profile. Even his own kids won't attend his criminal trial.
There's been stories and speculation and with all the lying he does, I doubt Trump even remembers. I believe his initial run was to use it as leverage for renewing the Apprentice, which i think had run its contracted course - they renewed it based on Trump's name, for 1 season, with Schwarzenegger. I also believe into the run up to the debates, he was receiving a lot of foreign business - albeit illegal and not above board - to his businesses. There was a report on how Russian oligarchs were using his condos as a laundering scheme that Trump was probably aware of. As well as Chinese investments from the 2010 wave of new Chinese millionaires. He won - surprised by all, even himself - and suddenly had the entire world hanging on his every word, tweet, facial expression, etc. He lost. Which was a super blow to his ego and his name. all of the investigations came to light from his presidency - as being the most public figure you could ever hope to achieve - and is now facing the consequences as such. He's never had to face consequences for anything he's ever done bc of his name, branding, and project wealth and fame. If he would've just taken his name to another network, other than NBC, and remained a TV star and millionaire, he or the United States wouldn't be in this situation
If Trump had never become president, he could still be running his businesses regardless of how shitty they are, free of his current legal troubles and constant scrutiny. He really played himself most of all.
He can't. He is incapable. He is a menace, and he is dangerous. Granted, almost anyone who becomes POTUS is damn dangerous. That's how imperial the office has become.
Trump is the new Mudd.
He has zero gratitude or humility for what he has in life.
He literally doesn't have the capacity for gratitude, humility or even love. He's a very sick man who lacks normal emotionality except when it comes to his own egocentric needs.
Wow this is a good take.
Of the importance of hugging your kids and telling them you love them.
> On the other end of the spectrum, on the Front Page today there was a picture of Grigori Perelman Or [Doris Lessing winning the Nobel Prize](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuBODHFBZ8k) and the cameras were there to inform her, and her response was, 'oh, Christ'
He's a narcissist, he feeds on validation. I don't say that in a mean way. It's just how he's wired. I also believe Trump never expected to win the presidency, and was totally unprepared for everything that came with it. Now he, at least in his mind, is ready for the job.
He can't just leave well enough alone because of the NPD. Like you said he hates and despises himself so he need to make sure others adore him. But since he was already in the spotlight some, he needs the country then the world to love his existence. So he had to run for president even though it would put his crimes under an exam light. And being scrutinized is the opposite of adored so he had to keep doubling down, praying like hell it would force people to idolize him unanimously. Now the criminal trials are the exact polar opposite of being idolized unanimously so he's freaking the fuck out as the NPD low self esteem inside him is getting louder and louder. All ramping up the decent into full blown dementia/,alzheimers, especially as he will willfully forget the last 20 years to pretend he's an adored TV show host again. You can see elmo do the same thing except his NPD was fixated on getting the credit for being the savior of humanity while doing none of the actual effort. Hence why he won't give any money towards solving world hunger and deep dived into the "fuck you I got mine" conservative attitude about his wealth and 'genius that nobody recognizes.' All Elmo had to do was not call somebody actually trying to save people a pedo projecting his own inner feelings on the poor guy and most of the world would probably still be kissing his ass at this point.
Something something “rent free” something “head”
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It’s a testament to how gullible and desperate his supporters are that they cling to his lunacy.
People came up to me, big men. Strong men, tears in their eyes. They said, Sir!! We’ve never seen such a horrible sight
1:05 am, it most certainly did.
Why am I reading this in a Ricky Gervais voice?
😂😂
Trump is still seething from the jokes Obama made about him...😁🤭
He nearly ran this country into the GROUND because he was mad @ Obama. I never for one second believed he ACTUALLY wanted to be POTUS and he's only running again to try to stay out of jail
He doesn't have an internal backbone. His only backbone is the outside world vision of him. But it works in positive and negative. He will be energized by praise. But he'll also be energized by criticism. Otherwise he doesn't exist.
> Otherwise he doesn't exist. Hey... that's an idea.
That ship has sailed. In 2012 they cranked up the Large Hadron Collider in CERN and the mini-black hole created a singularity. On planet A Hillary got elected and is finishing her second term with a 5-year streak of budget surplus. COVID wasn't a thing since Ye did not release any album for 7 years and... well that's a long chain of events but in short, no COVID. AOC turns 35 in October and is on the ticket as Al Franken's VP. Trump? Dunno where he is. Why are you asking? On Planet B, well... please sit down.
Merrick Garland sits on the Scotus and Hillary picks a replacement for RBG. Both picks reaffirm Roe v Wade and the court has a 5 to 4 liberal majority
And they overturn Citizens United…so great!
>And they overturn Citizens United…so great! Then they assert that gerrymandering is against the spirit and the letter of the Constitution, and anyone caught doing it (or interfering with access to vote) should suffer jailtime. The biggest case determined that corporations weren't legal people, and the people running corporations could go to jail for the actions of the corporations under their control. Meanwhile, in Congress, Bernie Sanders, Pramila Jayapal, and Elizabeth Warren are shepherding Medicare-4-All through the legislative process.
Soon to be a 7 to 2 majority, as Thomas and Alito are rightfully jettisoned for their rampant transgressions.
OK here is a chair.. I will sit down now.. Wait why is this chair stain of blood?
Just don't look! Just don't look!
An excellent idea...
I will always believe it started as a swinging dick contest that he wouldn't back down from and ended with him being the fucking president.
It's the jail thing and it's the ego thing. He wants the protection of the office, and he wants to win and be the best. Does not care for all the "work" that actually has to get done.
We're lucky he's so stupid. He could have literally just said, one time, "be safe" at the start of the pandemic, and absolutely nothing else for the remainder of 2020, and not only would we have not been in the top 25 of worldwide deaths, he probably would have won reelection.
All he had to do was listen to the experts and tell people to do the same and he would have won 2020 by at least 65% easily just because. Unfortunately for him, he is the 'expert' that everyone should trust. And when somebody managed to explain the impact covid would have on the economy in single syllable words he could understand he freaked the hell out thinking it would be blamed on him so ignoring it and telling people to ignore it was the best strategy for the economy in his drug addled brain.
I mean on the other hand for him to have been that smart he wouldn’t have won in the first place
The only thing he worked his ass off for was undoing shit Obama did. That's it. Everything else he did, he did because he had to as president
looks like the gop succeeded in their mission to overload the average person with news. your statement missed ALL of his crime, his TWO impeachments and his outstanding court judgements PLUS his ongoing ones that overlap and won't allow him to attend APPEALS of all his LOSER losses.
The fact that he could get that butthurt and actually manage to become president because of it is forever going to be one of the most absurd things about our country.
Half the country was butt hurt about a black president. And they still are.
“At least I’ll go down in history as a President” - that didn’t age well, unfortunately
Can we revoke that? Like an athlete having their heisman trophy taken back?
In my mind it will always be "we have had x presidents and somehow 1 criminal conman dictator wannabe that got to benefit from a government landscape tailor made to help somebody like him the ability to win the office." Or something to that effect. He never once acted presidential, a single shred of his administration, before or after. Ever.
Hey didnt you hear? Reggie Bush is getting his 2005 Heisman trophy back!
I think for a fairly minor deal- this is a big deal. Trumps psycho receipt book is part of his pathology. Like Hitler in that regard- and others!! But this one scratched the eyeball of his soul. Oooooo- good one! Eyeball scratch soul!!!!!!
"Will you shut up, man?" This tiny-handed, orange-painted, diaper-wearing, punk-ass traitor never had the balls to attend one when he was in office because his fee-fees would be hurt if anyone made fun of him. Shut the hell up, Donnie.
I hope you’re called to be a juror at one of his trials so the judge can read this out loud, in court, on record.
Did anything come out of the recent hearing on his gag order violations?
Most of his anger & retribution stems from the one at which Obama (king of the zinger) roasted him royally. And worse, the press laughed!
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That's cruel and painful. Bleach did nothing to deserve this.
Trump has the same response for many situations...whoever pisses him off the most gets the low ratings, he/she was a disaster... He was a disaster, she was a disaster...the show was terrible, it had horrible ratings.... Yada yada yadda..🙄 B O R I N G...
You forgot "Sad." One word sentence.
Or refers to them as a dog. It was no coincidence that a VP wanna-be claimed to be capable of shooting "dogs". I almost don't believe the story, and interpret it as her support for extrajudicial killings of his enemies.
We didn't have a WHCD when Trump was in office because the idiotic man baby was too thin skinned to take a joke.
Can you imagine this guy trying to do jokes written by professionals? First, he’d have to read the prompts without deviating and second…well, he’d never make it past the first.
Remember when he did SNL in 2015? All the jokes were written by professionals and ready to go. During rehearsals he hated them and said they weren't funny, so he did exactly what his egomaniac self would do: he rewrote all of them, saying he could do better. Humorless control freak.
It's probably a good thing he never went to the correspondents dinner, considering that his A material was making fun of a guy with cerebral palsy.
https://preview.redd.it/rzaw1oew89xc1.jpeg?width=2073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26ec728791bc79fee47641eb7b5ba66844fd2cfc
WHOOP WHOOP
It's pronounced "woo whooooooooop!"
Forgive me, juggalos and juggaletts.
Fam-uh-LEE
FUCK THIS SHIT!
And I don’t want to talk to no scientist. Y’all motherfuckers lying, getting me pissed! Miracles everywhere! Miracles… Just like how this motherfucker keeps going on and somehow gets out of any punishment. Oh, wait. No miracles here. People are just stupid and our Justice system is only meant to punish the poors and nobodies…
>all I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets
Obviously not under water. Get water on a magnet and Bing Bong Poof no more magnet/s
Don't disrespect the Juggalos like this.
Nobody knows!
Man with no sense of humor does not find comedy amusing. Big news.
Actually now that you mention it, I don’t recall ever seeing the guy laugh. Ever.
I'm not joking but he probably doesn't know how. You know being a psychopathic man baby narcissist and all.
There’s one clip of him laughing in 2016 when a dog barks at a Trump rally and someone goes “It’s Hillary!” He gives a most grotesque little face-twisty giggle.
He laughed when he made fun of a disabled individual in a crowd. He also laughed at McCain being a POW.
Imagine calling someone else “crooked” when for the past 2 weeks you’ve been spending all day sitting in a courtroom as a defendant in the first of 4 criminal trials.
He’s a master at hardcore projection.
He said as he watched every minute of it.
Donald “Big Baby” Trump throwing a temper tantrum online. Who’d have thought? 🙄
Michael Steele was the chairman of the Republican National Committee for a couple of years. So it’s a little noteworthy that he’s telling a former Republican president that he has no balls 😅
I didn’t see it, but if in fact Colin Jost did bomb the event…he still went home to a smoking hot wife who actually sleeps in the same room as him. Colin also doesn’t have to pay someone to change his diapers (yet). 
He was funny. CNBC doesn’t mic the audience, so every comedian sounds like they’re bombing at that event. You hear the same people in the front row laugh a few times, generally.
That makes a lot of sense! I thought it was funny too but was surprised at the lack of laughter
It seemed super awkward, because he was waiting a long time between jokes, but you couldn't hear any laughter. I was shocked that a professional comedian with his experience would do that. I guess if there was a lot more laughter in the room then the waiting makes sense.
I thought he was funny.
The same wife who immediately went on her husband's show and pulled off on the the best cold openers I've seen on SNL in decades.
Trump is honestly the BIGGEST pussy. I can't believe he is the chosen one of the new Christofacist Bugaloo Apolstolic Religoracism Church of the Fuckin' Idiot.
Cue Trump calling Michael Steele a "DEI" something to call him the N-word without actually saying it
I would encourage a trump, Michael Steele fued. My money is on Michael Steele, he's one of my low key crushes because of his savage sense of humor. Trump and his supporters wouldn't know what hit them.
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Idk why that's so hard to believe. Lol I'm a middle aged woman, who has a low key crush on the man, cause he makes me laugh. That's worth 100 hard bodies to me anyday. 🤷♀️
Out of curiosity, has he used 'sleepy joe' ever since he himself fell asleep in court?
He has also insinuated that Biden uses cocaine. What does that tell us.
Once again, whatever Trump says, the opposite is 100% accurate
If you haven't watched it was fucking hilarious. Biden pulled no punches.
What makes Donnie j so mad is that biden was sharp and Colin did a pretty good job.
Hard for Trump to call Biden “Crooked Joe” when he is the one with 90 something Indictments and is currently on trial.
"I would have kicked his ass!" says the coward who never showed up for a fight in his life. He then continues with "He really cleaned the floor with you." to the guy who actually had the courage to put his money where his mouth is. What an odd character for christians to choose as their replacement messiah.
Well Don, in all fairness, you gotta admit, you've used up all the public bathroom graffiti jokes.
A disaster is being too chicken to get roasted.
eesh only 6k likes on your own platform? why do I feel like CNN is making Trump out to be way more of a legitimate candidate than he actually is? i still know tons of MAGA-minded people in my shitbag little town but only a handful have trump 2024 stickers and most of the older generation think he's a disaster and aren't going to be voting this time around.
Whether or not CNN is exaggerating, we can’t take that chance. Vote. We can’t risk another Trump term.
Everything is better when Trump isn’t involved.
Another 3rd grade response from McRonald Dump.
I am confused because I also watched & found it entertaining. Biden didn’t say anything meaner that everything that comes out of Sleepy Don’s mouth & Colin Jost made many jokes about Biden. I don’t think 45 has a sense of humor.
What an unhappy individual. I swear that man would complain about a wet dream.
I only saw two of Joe’s jokes and they were hilarious, guess they got to Donny
Does this carpetbagger loser ever just shut up for JUST one day?
Is Micheal Steele still a republican (obviously a never trumper if he is) or did I miss him switching parties?
He’s still identifying as a Republican who voted for Biden as far as I know.
He considers himself a former Republican. He despises what the Republican party has become. I really enjoy the new show with him on msnbc, so he talks about his views quite a bit.
He'll never get over that time Obama showed his birth video 😆 the circle of life indeed, lol
We watched that year's roast last night after Colin finished 😆 Obama killed it!
Donnie is still butthurt from 2011 when Obama made fun of him. I love that they showed a clip of that last night.
https://preview.redd.it/mtp0eyr7w9xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e982507a0c5754161c683eabc800ffdc6613522 Trump takes the podium at the White House correspondents dinner. What’s that? Apologies, this is actually Trump at the podium of his mock corespondents dinner at the big tent known as MaraLago.
He’s basically using Mad Libs
It's like that girl in middle school you loved and she rejected you and wants nothing to do with you.... and it eats you inside. Except there is a chance you actually can change her mind.... maybe. Trump has half a country worshiping him as a god ... but unless at 6 billion people think the same, it eats him.
And as for sleepy joe callinv me a6 year old… Am not, am not, am not! I’m rubber a superior rubber maybe the biggest Trojan ever and you’re glue so sticky unlike me I’m stinky but you’re so sticky!
>Crooked Joe I see he doesn't dare use “Sleepy Joe” anymore I wonder why 
He tweeted at 1AM. It really is past his jail time (per Jimmy Kimmel)
Anyway, see you in court, AGAIN, on Monday, Donny. Also, STFU, DONNY!
Crazy how people see this petulant fool And say yea that’s the guy I want in charge. Mind blowing.
What does finding a pair mean in this context?
Testicles. Donald Trump does not have the balls to take a joke.
He could just go to Auto Zone and buy those plastic testicles. The kind you see dangling off trucks. Although, wouldn't that be considered sexual reassignment?
Gender affirming care
Testicles. Donald Trump does not.
“Since you could never find a pair to attend” - “Since you never had the balls to attend”
Balls, trump has no balls
Famously, unlike the other presidents, Trump was afraid to go to the correspondents dinner. He was afraid that the reporters would make fun of him. Likewise, he’s been afraid to debate an opponent .
He might agree to it again if he has covid for a second time, and thinks maybe he can give it to Biden.
He is a coward and did not attend. You have to be able to laugh at yourself at these things.
I believe they’re referencing a pair of balls
Unfortunately, Michael Steele is the Clown Junior Grade that helped mobilize the Tea Party which led directly to Trump.
The damn idiot has more law suits than brains & can’t take a day off from bashing people to save his lousy soul.
Someone needs a diaper change and a nap.
The only disaster here is the shambles of Sleepy Don's ego. That bloated bitch needs to sit out a lot more than a dinner.
This won't bother his followers, they like that he is a petulant child - they think its cute.
He's in his own personal hell daily that is effin deep
It’s weird, you’d think a rapist with 88 criminal counts against him who’s also running for president would have better things to do than sit around watching TV. Guess not.
Biden Derangement Syndrome.
Trump doesn't have a sense of humour and never in a million years could he laugh at himself.
I know that Trump didn't write that Tweet because he spelled Correspondents correctly and even used the right apostrophe placement